i dont think you ever 'had' her in the first place

she was probably banging him the entire time

http://www.pick-up-artist-forum.com/

worked for me.

I'm posting.

I'm working up the courage to confess to someone.

>>41582501

protip: women are stupid

>>41582501
Beat the fuck out of her boyfriend and show her that you can give her the same loving care and beatings that he does

Fine, if I MUST...

>>41582571
this

i kissed a girl once but...that was years ago. and it was my only kiss.

i haven't seen any girl in person for 2 years now. i was texting a girl the other day, and when i told her that, she stopped replying.

VIDEO GAMES
VIDEO GAMES
VIDEO GAMES
VIDEO GAMES
VIDEO GAMES
VIDEO GAMES
VIDEO GAMES
VIDEO GAMES
VIDEO GAMES
VIDEO GAMES
VIDEO GAMES
VIDEO GAMES
VIDEO GAMES
VIDEO GAMES
VIDEO GAMES
VIDEO GAMES
VIDEO GAMES
VIDEO GAMES
VIDEO GAMES
VIDEO GAMES
VIDEO GAMES
VIDEO GAMES

If everyone on /v/ posts, we won't be seeing the end of this thread any time soon.

>>41582625
Maybe you should have treated her little more like shit.

Really, it's kind of overrated. Don't beat yourselves up over it.
Polite sage, as I don't fit OP's criteria, and not vidya.

Women want a man that treats her like shit. That's why the majority of married couples are miserable.

I have.

But she forced it on me because she didn't quite catch the drift that I didn't like women.

>>41582501
Yeah right. This might be true but i'd be willing to bet that you're leaving a huge piece of this out, namely that you probably cheated on her or also treated her like shit.

If it's a choice between being a "loser" and this? I'll choose loser every time.

hi

>>41582501

INSTEAD OF CRYING ABOUT IT LIKE A LITTLE FAGGOT FUCKING CHANGE IT

GOD DAMN SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR WOE IS ME HORSE SHIT, BE A MAN

Girls want to date bad guys first, and when they're finally thirty and abandoned by their boyfriends, THEN they want to date a "nice guy".

Apparently all the love in the world can't compete with a douchebag who slaps you around when he feels like it.

>>41582953
Not true (for most girls.) You have to keep in mind that it's really hard for girl to find a guy that isn't just using them. When a guy meets a girl chances are shes being genuine. Girls don't want the jerks, they're just hard to pick out from everyone else. That's why we don't stay with them (usually)

I have not

but there is someone I think likes me and she's cute I think I'm going to ask her to a date :3

;_;

>>41583119
:3 this makes me feel warm inside

>>41582953

I call bs. Some chicks will always date dicks.

>>41583119

Then she'll shoot you down and you'll come to /v/ to bitch and moan about it.

>>41582501

Listen OP, not that you yourself aren't probably a lame asshole, but how great could she really have been if she's willing to leave you for someone physically abusive?

buck up, motherfuck, other fish in the sea and cheerio

>>41582501

Hey, it's fine to be sad for something like that, but don't be sad forever. Same thing happened to me, took me 3 years to get out of that depression and I wasted all that time moping when the whole fucking world is right there.

Be sad, don't forget, but move on. It's part of growing up.

Drugs > Women

Meh, I just don't let it bother because I've acknowledged I'm a loser socially, but I'm working on it after dealing with crippling depression (shitsux).

>>41583233

There are other girls I've felt more strongly for, but you know maybe it's good I'm not crazy about her like I become with some girls.

In fact I think she likes me more than I her.

girls are for fags

Kissed a girl, recieved BJs, had sex.

Also got fucked in the ass and sucked dick.

Being bisexual is awesome.

>>41582501
this is you

I dont think gay sex happens

I cant get it

goddamnit OP

>>41583072
Are you fucking kidding me? It is so exponentially easier for a girl to meet a guy that there should be no excuse for not finding a nice one.

Kissing a girl? How fucking gay!

I love real time strategy World War 2 sims! Those are all I need!

;_;

Whenever I make out with my girlfriend I can't help but imagine I'm making out with a guy

I don't know why

Same thing happened to me somewhat, OP
One of two girls I have a crush on in my life completely ignored my advances so she could go out with a guy who then cheated on her twice and messed her up somewhat. Then she came back for me, that's when I realized I can stand on my own and told her I was no longer interested in her. Maybe you'll be like me, maybe you'll find someone better. One is bound to happen, OP.

Not afraid to admit it here. Why would any woman have incentive to kiss a grizzly, rotund neckbeard? I don't blame them.

>>41583487
It's not as easy to get a nice boyfriend as you make it out to be :/ The only guys that are easy to get are usually the ones who just want you for your body.

this thread again?
I'm about to make a thread where only people who have been in a foursome can post.

>>41583768
i lol'd

I keep forgetting I already reported this shitty /b/ thread. For the third time I got the "you have already reported this post" message.

So I'll do you fags one better

>>>/b/172536230

I made you your very own thread on the board where it's not offtopic! :D

Posting.

postan q.q

sigh, yep

Posting ;.;

Does drunk make outs count?

>>41584354
Yes, they count.

to everyone in this thread who hasnt kissed a girl, If you aren't incredibly hideous (and lets be serious, fucked up self esteem and weight aside, you cant be that bad) just approach girls. They aren't that unattainable, especially the non "cool" ones.

who cares about bitches and whores?

>>41582552
I'm guessing you're trying to help, but can you show me something on this site that isn't godawful

I'm actually pretty good looking, at least when I was skinny, and I think I've encountered good looking people that were interested in me. The problem was I don't really have good social skills and I was kind of shy, so that kind of ruined all the encounters I had with people.

technically yes.

my first on the lips kiss was from a girl during a game of spin the bottle at animu expo this year

Why must I?

I never kissed a girl, but one time a girl sat on my lap in eight grade for a game of truth or dare.

I'm not horrible looking or creepy, and I'm not socially inept, I just don't know how to meet girls
Can anyone tell me how to do so without looking entirely stupid?

>Implying girls who like jerks aren't stupid bitches themselves, making you a hypocritical faggot for liking them
>Also video games

>>41584570
See, the problem isn't that I want to and can't. I just don't care any more. It sucked up until I turned 16.

If I meet a woman I don't hate, maybe I will. I hope I don't disappoint enough to drive her away, anyway.

You guys suck dick.

>>41584965
Did you have a boner?

My cousin. I also received handjobs.

>>41585188
No, I'm homosexual.

itt: losers :3

you bros need to get some confidence and lose the whole "woe is me thing" Ive been getting consistent pussy since I was 15, shit aint hard.

inb4lolurprobably15
im almost 21

kissed / fucked my share of guys and girls.
I'm only 20

play vidya basically everyday since i physically could

you're all obviously doing it wrong.
anyways, how about that spelunky

>>41585532
Whatever. Being celibate isn't a totally bad thing. At least you don't have to worry about STDs. My brother and sister both have been sexually active and they both got STDs. My sister has HIV.

>>41585569
FUCK YER SPELUNKY

>>41585719
Did they get them from each other? That would be incredibly hot.

>>41585822

shit's so hard man
ADDICTING AS FUCK TOO
UGH
I CANT STOP DYING

Romantically? As an "i fucking love you kiss"? NEVER
But making-out kisses yes, tee-hee

>>41585824
sigh. 4chan.

>>41585719
>>41585719
it's actually not that hard to avoid STD's unless you're just a fucking whore.

>>41585941
So, that's a yes...?

>>41585922
Thats what makes it so good!

>>41585569
>spelunky

more like dying: the game

Demon Souls aint got shit on this game when it comes to dying

>>41585478

fuck you!

>>41585944
Well, my brother was a whore. My sister didn't sleep around as much as him, but I think she was just careless one time. Mistakes can and do happen sometimes. It just takes ONE time like with my sister.

Anyway, just saying that sleeping around isn't all that it's cut out to be like some of the posters were bragging about.

>>41585532
But how is it possible to get confidence when everyone thinks you're a loser?

>>41586139
Bad luck for them. My older sister has, by her count, fucked something like fifteen guys and two girls, unprotected, with no diseases. Personally, I've had four or five girls, and my sister's first boyfriend, with none.

>>41586347
easy, dont give a fuck about what people think about you.
hold yourself in the highest regard, take care of yourself mentally and physically, get out and do shit, buy nice clothes, etc etc.

confidence comes from within my bro.

lol losers

I hadn't kissed/made-out with a girl in almost two years, though on Halloween I hooked-up with some girl I met for the second time

I was shaking a little a first, kinda nervous, but it was also really cold

I've never kissed a girl but only because I kiss guys.

>>41586400
That's pretty gay.

Toasting and hopeless
Doesn't really hurts that bad as long as I have Internet and vidya near me
When those two are gone
oh boy

Once, a long time ago. Then I learned (the hard way) people are not meant to be trusted.

Relationships are for the weak

>>41586771
In my defense, he came onto me.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

>>41587002
I bet he came inside you too, faggot.

>>41587194
Nope. On my face. And it was only three or four times. We weren't doing it too long.

>>41587341
That's doubly gay. I bet you swallowed some of it. Fag.

>>41587341
Wow. So are you straight or bi?

>>41587829
Well, I can't say. Haven't been with a guy since him, but I think 16 is too old for it to be considered experimentation.

I'm not an asshole. I'm not really socially awkward, my main issue is masking my true personality and replacing it with a more likable one. I don't do much, I play vidya and work and occasionally spend time with other humans. However, I'm very good looking and happen to get by on my looks relatively well. I notice that with each girl I get close to I learn something new, and it's a bit comparable to the experience system of an RPG. For example, during my teen years I was breaking through levels 1-10, learning what girls would put out but were socially inept or mentally fucked up, and what girls would not put out but were totally fucking cool. Now that I've grinded my way to max level, I spend my days fucking level 2 girls because they're easy and hot.

Level 2 doesn't necessarily have to do with age. It's a metaphor. A vague one.
I'm bored.

You guys are lame as fuck.

Posting. I'm 24 years old.