Truth

HAHA, OH WOW

Oldest copypasta on the fucking internet.

Being an atheist doesn't mean you have no morals, dickcheese.

>>41553525
Christians do suck, and are making the world a shitty place.

and then christian was a zombie

us gamers, right?

It's funny how on 4chan the only time anyone says anything anti-atheists its definitely a troll post.

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seriously I know /v/ normally has too many non vidya threads, but today is just asinine. Are we being raided or is /v/ just really this dumb today?

Well, good story. As the classic says, "all's well that ends well!"

you don't know the half of the math of this.

lol

videogames are my favorite videogames

>>41553656
>missing the point

Video games

Sounds like a fun world. Why isn't it like this?

In b4 400 replies

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0/10

Super tard. Plato separated God and morality 2400 years ago (although to a degree which is not ontologically satisfying for many atheists).

Keep it up ChristTard

>>41553525
I never knew Athiests lacked common sense. Well this is new to me.

>>41553525

Holy shit! This is how Atheists live?! Fuck religion, I'm jumping the fucking bandwagon! Sounds like a perfect world!

However, on a serious note, WTF are you doing in my /V/?

Sage goes in EVERY field guys.

SAGE THIS SHIT.

STOP
FUCKING
BUMPING

>>41553656
Because we christians know that arguing with them would lead to little to no conclusions.
Also, we don't force our thoughts on them. If they want to believe that God doesn't exists, too bad for them, but that's it really.
At least, the true christians don't try to force their thoughts. Fanatics should really gtfo
Also, fuck forgot my fucking sage

>>41553833

If you didn't like God then you shouldn't have put a ring on him. Don't be mad when you see Islam want it, if ya didn't like it then ya shouldn't have put a ring on him.

>>41553880
haha what is this?

This has to be my favorite copypasta.

Christian household:
YOU CANT DO ANYTHING
AT ALL
EVER
NO FUN

Hey, remember when /v/ was about videogames and not copypasta from the middleages?

>Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again.

www.boners.com

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>>41554224
Atheist household:
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING
EVERYTHING
ONLY FUN
Then, most of the time, you find yourself with a whore, three unwanted kid, possible drug/alcohol addiction and general depression
Everything needs balance. Just because you don't believe in God it doesn't mean you can do whatever the fuck you want. And it's not true that if you're christian you can't do anything. You just have to moderate some things, but it's not that hard, really.

OP sounds awesome, objectively a better world than this current one

Scene 1: What is the problem? sex is a pleasurable action. If someone wishes to make money off of it, or pay for it, that shouldn't be an issue. Mixing religion with government is the only reason it still isn't. Also, Pot isn't physically addictive, and is less harmful than cigarettes. It is also less harmful than the bible.

Scene 2: A fetus isn't a human life, it is a mindless parasite. Also, there is nothing wrong with homosexuality, and if people get off on voyuerism or exhibitionism in the comfort of their own home, that should be perfectly fine.

Scene 3: I don't think We'd need black robes or a big cross to rid the neighbourhood of a potentially dangerous virus. Sounds like some Christians masochistic fantasy. we'd probably just kill them, or maybe force them out of town. No different then what God says to do to non-Christians in the bible, so it would be kind of hypocritical for a Christian to complain.

damn i love you, kiddy vidya
you may be ATHEIST or CHRISTIAN, no other option. i think there is no more stupid possibilities than this two
all aboard ragtrain!

SCIENCE! > religion

>>41553932
This is why I prefer door to door christians, at least they actually care. Callous "regular" or "good" christians are so moral and kind that they really don't give a fuck who will be tortured forever. I could only imagine the knid God of the New Testament being very disappointed in them. Maybe if they were jews, with the fire and brimstone pre-Jesus God, they'd be cheered on.

It's so laughable that Christians need a god to be moralistic.
True men do the right thing because they know it's what makes men better than animals.
THIS ISN'T FUCKING VIDEOGAMES

>>41554864
>implying atheism is a science

>>41555050

>implying religion isn't some made up bullshit

what does this have to do with video games?

Ethics is a concept whom had its birthplace in the mind of Atheist.

What now, OP?

>>41554886
It's not that we don't care.
When I tell you something, you are free to accept it or to mark it as bullshit. I have not the right to annoy the shit out of you, nor the will to do so and contribute to the stereotype of the annoying christian.
If you believe it, I'm more than happy. If you don't, I'm sorry but well, too bad for you. I'm not going to be your spiritual nanny.

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Funny thing, I just thought about this macro today and how christianity - or any form of religious conviction, for that matter - claims exactly the same by saying that a deity came out of nowhere and created everything else.

Also, faggots have it wrong: there was ALWAYS "something". Indeed, nothing can come out of nothing, and the very essence of existence itself is that there is no ultimate beginning or end - catch is, this is a concept that's already beyond the grasp of most religious people, and is therefore void to try and convey.

I actually don't see a problem with the OP's post. It would make my day if the world was like that.

>>41555527
>epic kkk guy

Copy pasta that will stay on the front page.
Great.

I'm still wondering why these atheists vs christians threads always get at least 200 replies...

>>41553525
>your's

Well done anaon. Well doen.

THIS PASTA IS AS OLD AS THE INTERNET

AND IT WORKS EVERY SINGLE TIME.

MASTERWORK TROLL PASTA, CRAFTED BY ONLY THE FINEST TROLLS.

>>41555527
I'm just sorry that people like you still exist in the 21st century
And I'm atheist.
Learn to live and let live, faggot

http://baconeatingatheistjew.blogspot.com/2007/01/stereotype-meme.html

welcome to almost 3 years ago

>>41555629

Being an Atheist aren't I actually the exact opposite of the KKK?

>>41555846
But it's the same fucking principle
instead of persecuting people for their skin, it's persecuting them for their religion
Still retarded and intollerant

I wonder why people hate christian people more than gay people, really. I can't really see that.

>>41555966

Of all the possible things you can persecute something for, believing in christianity is the most harmful.

Christians cause the stagnation and downfall of society by being against the advancement of technology. Every single technological slowdown in human history was due to christian influence. The biggest one, the dark ages, last a thousand years, was started due to the forced conversion of europe to christianity, and only ended when Atheists began the Renaissance. Every single notable Renaissance man was an Atheist, they pulled europe out of the thousand year hell, and it's only gotten better from there.

If christians didn't exist we'd be fucking exploring the stars by now.

censored words... too obvious

since when is being an atheist synonymous with being evil?

OP is a stupid brainwashed christfag

>>41556087
0/10

Fuck yeah. 400 replies here we come!

>>41553525
0/10

I really hope OP gets banned. But he won't.

>>41553525

>implying all atheist believe in the big bang theory and abiogenesis, which apparently all turn into dinosaurs.

>>41555966
Gay people are not stupid by default. Colored people are not stupid by default. And ultimately, religious people too aren't *stupid* by default. ALL of them, however, are at the very least intellectually and philosophically limited. Being gay or being black does not matter. This does.

You may argue that everyone's naturally free to hold whatever philosophy they want and that the perception of life is majorly subjective, and while this is true to an extent, there does exist an indication of a philosophical "right and wrong". In a world where logic, personal experience and one's own effort makes the gears turn and where people suffer everyone from the cruel laws of the universe and the complexities of their own minds, leaning towards something as unearthly as a religion is simply not possible. Things matter on this planet, and religion gives you an unreal perception of these values, and consequentially makes you take idiotic attitudes and actions.

Sexuality and race are given by birth, and cannot be changed. Conviction is not given and can be changed, and should therefore be persecuted if faulty.

>>41556629
This of course assumes you accept that sexuality is something that is always determined at birth and is not something that is heavily influenced by early life experiences, and social/cultural experiences.

I'm looking at you ancient Rome.

>>41556967
Sexuality is a very complex thing, and I personally find it hard to say how much it's implemented in birth and how much it can change by how many people during the course of life (because inarguably there are such cases as well), but my point remains the same: who you fuck is of no real consequence. Surely being homosexual may affect your personality to some degree, but in the end, you essentially don't differ in the least from other people.

>>41556087
You would also be in a much more fucked up society
If christianity didn't exist, all the moral principles we have now would be nonexistant, and anarchy would rule.
Also, most of the time the catholics wanted to use religion as a tool to use people by leading their will how they wanted, and to gain money and power, so it doesn't fucking count. Get this straight.

>>41556629
>Conviction is not given and can be changed, and should therefore be persecuted if faulty.
Faulty conviction? Are you trolling or what? One is free to believe whatever the fuck wants.
Just because, like I said up there, a bunch of fags used religion as a tool to have power and money and killed everyone who would prove a bit of sanity 9001 years ago, it doesn't mean that now christians are slowing down science. That is a bad accusation and you should feel REALLY bad.
WE DO NOT REFUSE EVERYTHING SCIENCE HAS PROVEN. WE JUST CHOOSE TO BELIEVE IN A DIFFERENT THEORY THAN THE ATHEIST IF A SUBJECT ISNT 100% PROVEN TO BE THE ABSOLUTE MOTHERFUCKING TRUTH. GET THIS MOTHERFUCKING STRAIGHT.

also, capslock-fu

Video games.

>>41556629
>Conviction is not given and can be changed, and should therefore be persecuted if faulty.
Your mindset is faulty, you should be persecuted to death.

>This thread

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?

I'm not even Athiest and i think this makes sense.

>>41559336
Fuck yes Epicurus

Super-Dee-Fanduperfucking story there, bro.

BRING OUT YOUR TARDS

>>41557973
You shut your trolling yap. All sensible morals come either from greek philosophers or are even older than that. Christianty didn`t invent a thing here.

>>41559678
Actually, they didn`t even invent their own religius principles, they blatantly ripped them off of egyptian and summer-acadian religions

Enjoy worshipping your sun, christfags.

>>41559678
This is why christians don't want to have a way with atheists
All you receive is "LOL U R WRONG"
Fuck this shit

For the record, everything was fine and shit till marrying was considered canon. Now that everybody just wants to fuck, look how much we're fucked.
And marrying is a christian moral.

>implying I have to believe in an imaginary friend to have morals

All religious threads are troll threads.

They rank up there with threads made by Lanced Jack, and all of his spin offs and clones.

Sorry bro, latest research in brain biology suggests moral hardware is built in to the brain.
Don't need magic vengeful god to figure out that hurting people is a non-zero-sum game, along with plenty ie if you don't want it to happen to you then you shouldn't do it to anyone else otherwise you're in a morally indefensible position.

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>Aren't ya a bit old to have imaginary friends?

>>41559957
You know that commies tried to do away with it but even they failed miserably?

>>41553662
Both

>And marrying is a christian moral.

pretty much this

If you aren't a christian then marriage will mean little to nothing to you and you will never understand it's true purpose

Atheism != lack of morals

>>41553525
>fetuses don't count as human life.

This is what Christians actually believe. This is actually why I hate Christians. Fetuses ARE human beings, you shouldn't just murder them like that. Fuck you, Christians. Fuck your medieval morality and medieval outlook on life. Go to hell.

>>41560102

>>41560258
Are you fucking trolling? Christians count them as human lives. Atheists don't. You're fucktarded.

Atheism is not a choice, it's a conclusion.

Enjoy having a dysfunctional brain that still believes in fairy tales.

>>41559336

It makes sense when you disregard free will.

>>41560371

If God is so powerful, why can't he overcome the humanity's free will? OH, RIGHT. BECAUSE HE DOESN'T EXIST.

>>41553525

I can only WISH life was as cool as this copypasta. Fuck yeah smoking pot and burning Christians.

>>41560348

I'm an atheist and I count fetuses as human beings. It's the Christians who are talking about them NOT being human beings. I have yet to hear a single atheist claim they're not.

YESSS!!!
THIS COPYPASTA WAS MADE FOR ME

>>41560430
Because he wanted us to have free will. Or at least so they say. I don't even know.
One christian compared it to a woman's love.
If it is forced, can it be called love? insert rape joke here, derp

>>41557973
You are harming by simply BEING.
Reading comprehension.

>>41560485
I think that if you go in front of a christian and yell "FETUSES ARENT HUMAN BEINGS" they're going to forget all the christian principles and rape the fuck out of your brain.

>>41560593
Same could be said about you apparently.

>>41560430

He can overpower us with his will. The thing is, he won't.

He wants us to have a free will, and wants his children to follow his ways by choice, not by force.

>>41560535

That's right, I can't see how God is all loving and caring when he's forcing his commandments and all the tosh on us. YOU DO AS I SAY OR YOU'LL BURN IN HELL. What the fuck.

>>41560693
That's why I say I don't know.
Fucking hell, if you loved us so much, why the fuck would you give us the right to act wrong and then burn in hell?
That's what is keeping me from being christian.

>>41553624
primarily in america where groups like KKK are formed
whereas in places like china christians are killed for they believed

its all a scale thing
but blame america for the shitty christians

>>41560630
>they're going to forget all the christian principles and rape the fuck out of your brain

Same if you say fetuses are human beings. Same if you say ANYTHING at all. That's Christianity for you.

Video games are my favorite video games.

>Implying christfags do not obstruct science
>Petitioning to remove evolution form public schools
>Forcing abortion bans
>Making a fuss about cloning

>ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
>ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
I lol'd so hard

also video games

>>41560356
But why do I have to agree with you? Why do I also have to hate God? Can't I just not believe in him? Instead of being a gigantic faggot that isn't in any better of a belief by saying God can't exist?

This is my ideal society. OP is correct in every way.

>>41560630
>implying a Christian can beat anyone considering Jesus said to turn to other cheek in order to respond without violence.

HAHAHAHA

>>41560780

God is a douche, fair and square. He killed THOUSANDS of people in the Bible, whereas the Satan killed ten at most. He still claims he's the good, loving guy afterwards too.

>>41560829
Opinions. Christians or atheist or agnostic or whatever the fuck you want in front of someone who has not the same opinion as yours, a shitstorm is ensured. That's humanity for you.
Think about /v/. It's not a single entity, it's many individuals who have a different opinion about anything.
Whatever the fuck you say, someone is coming and starts a shitstorm.

>>41560430

Because it's not as black and white as you think it is. If God takes away our free will, how can we truly know love? And since God is love, then how could we truly know Him?

>>41560593

>HE STILL THINKS THE DARK AGES WAS CAUSED BY CHRISTIANS AND NOT BY THE CRUMBLING OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE AND BARBARIC INVADERS

>>41560693

The commandments were God's way of telling us that because of our grey nature (both good and evil thanks to Adam and Eve's sin) we are condemned by our actions and unable to join with God eternally. In other words, our actions separate us from God. That's what hell is, separation from God. The laws were purposefully impossible to follow because only faith saves (faith is indicated via good works).

>>41560780

It's inherent with free will though.

If you got a problem with Athiests come down to 53 Hawthorn Avenue Thornton Heath Surrey CR7 8BW in London.
Thats what I thought.

>>41560946

That figure is bullshit and you know it. And you're trying to defend Sodom, where the men tried to rape ANGELS.

VIDEO GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES

>>41560991
>HURR INTERNET TOUGH GUY
Whereas God-believers try to express their opinion and try to prove they are right, atheists act like this faggot right here.
Fuck you all.

>>41560842

>implying religious nutjobs don't exist in every religion

Case in point, "THE PHRASE "UNDER GOD" IN THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE IS OFFENSIVE TO ME AS AN ATHEIST AND I DEMAND IT BE REMOVED"

Atheistfags are tearing this country apart with treasonous speak like that.

Except not really, that guy was just a fag. They exist in every facet of society.

>>41561072

>>41560989
Exept it mostly was caused by christianity, see also reasons for the fall of the roman empire.

L2history, faggot.

>>41560894
Because if we want to progress as a society and most ultimately as Humanity, we need to stop believing a 2000 years old fairy tale written by shepherds . The sooner you wake up, the better it will be for everyone.

>>41560989
>unable to join with God eternally

I thought God was omnipotent? Couldn't he just use his powers to let us join him? I thought he was supposed to love us?
This whole you-have-free-will-but-if-you-don't-do-as-I-say-you're-going-to-burn thing is bullshit. God needs to make up his mind, IMHO.

great video game thread imbecile

Ok, here a news flash that may shock many of you out there: God VIDEOGAMES MOTHERFUCKERS

This is why I respect Buddhism, a religion centered on achieving happiness and improving yourself through study and training? Atheists are small time.

Can someone please sage this crap? Seriously /v/ is filled with fail today. Sure it can be argued that /v/ always have fail but today is worse then usual.

>>41561179
>implying Christian monks were not the ones who translated classical texts into western latin

With out religion the world wouldn't be as culture and advanced.

Muslims gave us mathmatics and sciences and Christians preserved classical lititure.

In the swing of history most important art works and music pieces were written for God.

>>41561304
>implying sage does anything to kill the thread faster.

>>41561304
>>41561236
Guys, just let them have their thread, if you sage it to oblivion they`ll just make another 10 in it`s place.

>>41561065
>And you're trying to defend Sodom, where the men tried to rape ANGELS.

I never said anything about Sodoma and Gommorah. What about the great flood and Noah? HOW MANY BEINGS DIED IN THOSE 40 DAYS? I don't think that's what you'd call a good deed.

>>41561384

Ancient Rome would like a word with you.

>>41561224
That sounds like God made up his mind to me.

God wants you to love Him, but he doesn't want to force you, so He gives you a choice. It's your fault if you choose not to follow His laws, so you accept His punishiments.

>>41561274
>This is why I respect Buddhism, a religion centered on donating more money to the Dalai Lama so you can achieve a higher spiritual level (see Richard Gere getting pissed off because Steven Seagal gave more money to the Dalai Lama and is more considered by him).

Fixed it for you, bro. No need to thank me.

I'm not Religious nor an Athiest, I don't care what happened to who or when and how. God might exist, maybe he doesn't but I can tell you one thing.

If there was a God, it would be Bruce Willis

>>41560894
>Can't I just not believe in him?

>>41561179
>we need to stop believing a 2000 years old fairy tale written by shepherds.

So the reason I can't just not believe in him is that we need to stop believing in him?

>>41561384
What classical texts? Those that, you know, were already written in latin and greek?

>>ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go **** a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men ****ing eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Implying that religious beliefs are representative of moral values.

>>41561378
>implying "it seems logical" is it's own arguement

>>41561403
They were all evil and had their chance. You think God would have killed them all if there were enough good people in the world? Think about Sodom, he said "look, if there are even 10 people there good, I'll spare the city." There was like 1 good dude among all of the cities, so BAM.

It's pretty much the same with the world in Noah's day.

>fetuses don't count as human life

They really don't.

Can you recall being a fetus?

>>41553525
>not /v/
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ITT the cancer killing /v/

>>41561403
this, and inb4 someone says that they were all corrupt. because that is just fucking retarded. babies and infants, and retards were corrupt? o rly?
"god" only saved ONE family.

If there was a god, threads like this wouldn't be on /v/.

Prove me wrong.

>Christians claim that they're more 'moral' because of their invisible sky magician

>A Christian is more than ten times more likely to be incarcerated than an atheist

How do you explain this, then? Are atheists just better at avoiding getting caught?

>>41561378
>implying we don't know that jupiter has a gravity because otherwise its moons would go flying around in space

>>41561610
can you recall what you did exactly 19 years ago?

i like to post in religious threads.

i dont know why.

i just know that the atheists are getting infuriated by the lack of logic from the religious, impotently infuriated at their inability to convince anyone of anything

and the religious are all nervous, pissing their pants at the thought of anyone disputing there concrete set beliefs.

meanwhile, the rest of us just watch in complete indifference.

>>41561610
Can you recall being and Infant?

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Sometimes I like to play and talk about video games.

>>41561384
What about the countless scientists who got sentenced to death by the Church because they discovered something that the church didn't want to spread to the general population ? What about Islam who still treat women as animals ?

>>41561749
I can, Vaguely.

2/10

I shivered at the thought that there are actual people believing that without space daddy we would murder fetuses en mass and the fetuses are the actual space overlords who watch over earth's prosperity.

I SURE DO LOVE ME SOME CHRISTIAN BURNINGS, HOO-BOY!

>>41561731
>>41561749

Yes to both, actually.

>>41561651
>>41561604
Stop disscusing old fairy tale as if it was a historical fact.

>>41561652
what's your argument? That God wouldn't allow a website to be made? I don't understand your rationale

>>41561578
>Implying they don't and that religion is to blame when it is the batshit insane followers who completely fuck it up

>>41561742
>there concrete set beliefs

And there goes the validity of your argument.

>>41561537
No, it would be Joe Pesci.

>>41561651
so you expected those babies and retards to be saints? Look who was raising them, they'd turn out just as bad, if not worse

pic related

Sounds about right, yes.
I love being an atheist.

>If atheists were a majority

There's no need to make a hypothetical 'if' statement, there ARE countries where atheists are the majority.

Sweden
Norway
Denmark
Japan

Seem like pretty nice places to me. Weren't they supposed to unravel at the seams and fall apart without their sky faerie giving them orders?

>>41561896
This is true. HOWEVER! at that pint, What exactly had they done to deserve murder?

What videogame is Atheism? I'm sure it's a fine game but I don't own an XBox.

>>41561497
What the hell would the Dalai Lama have to do with your own spiritual progress? This isn't scientology.

>>41561931
>Japan
>seems like pretty nice places to me
>the origin of lolicon hentai and tentacle porn with panty vending machines and gameshows designed to beat the crap out of you

yeah...ok...keep thinking that.

10/10. Impressive troll OP.

I let people believe in whatever the fuck they want. But if they start pushing that shit on me... it's hammer time.

this copypasta is delicious every time

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>ancient copypasta and image

You're fucking pathetic

Wow, sure is /b/ in here...

>>41561843
>implying most religious books don't preach violence

>>41561716
Because most hispanics and niggers are christian.

>>41553578
>>41553576
>>41553553
>>41553617
apparently these people are seven years old

>>41562002
Despite Japan's supposed 'perversion', their sexual assault rates are more than 7x smaller per capita than the U.S.

Could it be that the deviants there are allowed to get off to fake stuff instead of being forced to bottle it up and eventually rape a real person? No, that couldn't be it, porn is immoral.

>>41562050
>"But I tell you, Do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also."

CHRISTIAN MOM: If you dont do as God says he will throw you into a lake of fire.
CHRISTIAN KID: huh?
CHRISTIAN MOM: He will make sure your eyes will be eaten by crows and your beating heart ripped from your chest and seeing it get raped by a gang of horny imps.
CHRISTIAN KID: mummy what are yo..
CHRISTIAN MOM: Your arms will be ripped from your body while your soul rots in constant pain and misery for all eternity!
CHRISTIAN KID: WAAAAAAAH

> scarred kid for live

Christians are fine when they aren't forcing their shit down your throats.

>Atheism = GETTING HIGH AND FUCKING ALL THE TIME
FUCK YEAH WHERE DO I PRAY?

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Grats OP

>>41561378
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap951207.html

Atheism =/= Nihil

OPs post is about morals, not about religion

>>41562111
they don't report anything in Japan.

>>41562002
They want it, they get it, still, look how only outsiders complain about these things. It`s their country, they can do whatever suits them there and you can go fuck yourself from rage.

I actually have the give the OP some credit. One ancient copypasta and look what he accomplished

Are you serious? This thread is still alive after two and a half hours?

Dammit, /v/

>>41561989
>What the hell would the Dalai Lama have to do with your own spiritual progress?

Well, abso-fucking-lutely NOTHING, because there is no spirit. Still many people consider the Dalai Lama their spiritual leader (and I'm certainly not one of them).

0/10 atleast they sent him to heaven

So OP is saying that the only reason Christians do good things is because they fear going to hell.

Makes perfect sense.

BOTH SIDES ARE RETARDED

AGNOSTICISM.

>>41562252

I love you /v/, I love you so much.

Why do these threads always get at least 200 replies?

>>41562202
You have no evidence for this, because there is none. It's a lie hurtbutt feminists came up with when they couldn't understand how Japan could have such low rape statistics.

and due to quantum mechanics something comes out of NOTHING.

God, the very symbol of forgiveness and benevolence, who hath given mankind the ten commandments, one of which was "Thou shalt not kill", slaughtered two entire villages for them defying his supreme rule.

But i guess sodom and gomorra deserved it, did they not?

>the success of this troll and lack of sage in this thread

This thread should be archived. So /v/ can always remember how easy they're trolled.

>>41562351
because we are infested with retarded fucking /b/ faggots who can't go to their own fucking board.

If a second thread is made to continue this one, I will castrate myself and post the pictures here. I'm warning you /v/

>>41562112
>pasting one of the few passages that doesn't preach violence
>pretending the whole Bible is like that

>>41562431
Now you just gave them a reason to do it, grats.

>>41562431

DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

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every
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time

seriously /v/, fuck you.

>>41562417
>implying we're not aware that OP is a troll

Completely denying the existence of a god is just as close minded as arguing tooth and nail that one exists.

Theres nothing wrong with not believing in god, but the fags who go around preaching that its completely unfathomable are complete douchebags. If you cannot prove/disprove then any sort of absolutism is stupid.

>>41553525
An absence of religion does not mean an absence of morality.

Atheism is not Nihilism. Atheism is not believing in an all powerful God that created everything in existence. The opposite of Monotheism.

Nihilism is believing in nothing. That nothing you do ultimately means anything.

And people who don't believe in anything usually do believe in immediate consiquences of actions, For example that abusing a child or drugs can fuck up your life.

>>41562431

You're the OP aren't you

>>41562308
A Christian has no fear of going to Hell, because once they are redeemed by Jesus Christ, they are transformed and must spend their lives doing good works and trying to bring others to Jesus.

Too bad most Christians are idiots and think its "RAAAAHH! CONVERT OR DIE, HEATHEN!"

The positive assertions of monotheistic religions are heresies that would contradict the negative existence of transcendental entities.

Suck it fags, hope your beliefs burn before the flatline desert of He Who Resides Above His Own Abode, where no "beliefs" can be farmed for heresies.

This threads only proves that mods don't exist.

>>41562702
>Completely denying the existence of Santa is just as close minded as arguing tooth and nail that one exists.
>Completely denying the existence of dragons is just as close minded as arguing tooth and nail that one exists.
>Completely denying the existence of the tooth-fairy is just as close minded as arguing tooth and nail that one exists.
>Completely denying the existence of sirens is just as close minded as arguing tooth and nail that one exists.
>Completely denying the existence of giants is just as close minded as arguing tooth and nail that one exists.
>Completely denying the existence of vampires is just as close minded as arguing tooth and nail that one exists.
>Completely denying the existence of ghosts is just as close minded as arguing tooth and nail that one exists.
>Completely denying the existence of the smurfs is just as close minded as arguing tooth and nail that one exists.

Do I have to go on?

>Completely denying the existence of TROLLS is just as close minded as arguing tooth and nail that VIDEOGAMES.

>This whole thread

>>41563060
those things didn't create the universe

What if we made a religion that hates Atheism and their belief that there is no God.
We'll claim that they are slaves to their belief that there is no God.
We'll make funny pictures about how crazy it is to say God can't exist.
We'll list statistics of the amount of people killed in the name of Atheism.

Athiesm is just a less popular version of christianity that, instead of believing in a God, believes there can't be a god. No less of a religion.

>>41563262

read

>>41562845

>>41563262
And why do you think so? If we take religion for granted, it could have been smurfs all along.

>>41553525
LOL I TROLL U

>>41563262
Prove they didn't.

>>41563060
Comparing children's stories which were created for the purpose on entertaining children to the possible existence of a god? The origins of these stories can be traced back, everyone knows they're stories.

Yes. Please go on, as all these examples are terrible.

>>41563262
But one of them can be all over the world at the same time, and conjure untold numbers of presents from a scratch.

The point is, all are magical beings that are universally agreed to be fiction. Why isn't this the case with god?

>>41563359
>Athiesm is just a less popular version of christianity that, instead of believing in a God, believes there can't be a god. No less of a religion.

This is what Christians actually believe.

>>41563473
>Implying origins of the bible can`t easily be trcked back.

>>41563359
Replace 'God' with 'Thor' and you'll see how stupid you are. Is 'not believing in Thor' also 'a religion'? If so, you're a member of it too.