holy shit I have that Jurrasic park mask man!
AWSOME

>>40431996

What's that on the table?

Looks like a... hybrid.

>Wake up.
>Feel like killing myself.
>Never work up the courage.
>Continue browsing /v/.

Man just get a kickass PC and emulate those consoles except for the 360 because you get those games too.

And stop eating cow intestines.

>get home
>Door is open
>There is a fat man in my house
>He cooked me spaghetti
>he takes some and leaves
>HOLY SHIT ITS THE BEST SPAGHETTI EVER

>>40432207

>cow intestines

Oh, I wish...

>>40432130
goddamn, kids these days

it's a fucking turntable

>Never wanted real friends
>Go to college in the morning
>Get stuck entertaining people from class that I hate but want me around
>Get home too late to play the /v/idya, write papers for the rest of the night
>browse /v/ until 4 a.m., drinking milk and hating people more than ever

>>40432193
This. With a little of OP.

>Wake up.
>Feel like killing myself.
>Never work up the courage.
>Have no real friends.
>Go to college in the morning.
>Come home, eat lunch.
>Browse /v/.
>Have homework to do.
>Continue browsing /v/.
>11:30PM, work for 30 minutes on homework.
>Continue browsing /v/.
>Go to sleep around 1AM.
>Repeat.

>>40432344
u seem mad. u mad?

u can tell me.

>Greentext
>Textevert
>Зеленыйтекст
>النص الخضراء
>緑色のテキスト
>πράσινοΚείμενο

whoops looks like you clicked on /v/ instead of /r9k/, which is where people generally post bullshit like this
I'll just report this thread for you

>>40431996
you're not suppose to consume more than 15 hot dogs a month because of the cancer risk.

>Wake up
>Nothing to do, plays games in the morning.
>Eat
>Listens to music.
>Faps.
>Do not have a job, so still playing games and browsing some /v/ too.
>Eat
>Listens to music.
>Plays some games really hardcore at night, gets bored after 3 hours
>Stalks some bitches on the Internets, reads RSS, browse /v/ /mu/ and YouTube
>Goes to sleep
>cries.

...fuck.

>I'm going to go to the gym every day and get in shape!
>Well, not yet, I have homework to do first...
>But I'm not going to do the homework just yet, I'll kill some time online to wind down.
>Oh look it's already midnight, better work on the homework a little bit.
>It's 2 AM, never went to the gym, go to sleep, repeat.

FUCK

EVERY DAY

What the hell is a makeshift 360?

All I know is that I have to leave for class at 7 AM, it's currently 12:30 and I can't fucking fall asleep.

>read op
>relate with op and pity myself even more

>>40432480
"u" better believe I'm fucking mad.

I haven't played a video game for more than 10 minutes since August.

>wake up
>class
>food
>engage in rigorous daily work out session
>admire my HAMMERS OF JUSTICE
>pot with friends
>sleepies
>repeat

>Wake up.
>Go take a piss, walk past a mirror.
>Smile at your image and feel good about it.
>Fucking love life and myself.

Every single day.

>>40432687

Count sheep.

>>40431996
>Have no real friends.
>Go to college in the morning.
>Browse /v/

Fixed that for you

>wake up
>make cereal and coffee, play the vidya, browse /v/
>take bus to school
>walk to boyfriend's house, normally fuck
>take bus home
>school work
>vidya and /v/
>sleep

>>40432786

Show off.

>> Wake up
>> Go piddlefart at school and act like I'm doing something to keep up appearances
>> Wonder when the money's going to run out and it's all going to fall apart
>> Despair.

>get on /v/
>whine and cry to people about your life
>say you don't need friends or socialization with people
>continue coming to 4chan to socialize with people
>BAWWWWWWWWW
>BAWWWWWWWWWWW
>BAWWWWWWW

>>40432870

>Wake up
>Don't shower
>Grab unemployment check from the mail
>Get on /v/
>Make post on a thread that implies that you are a girl and that you have a good life

Fixxd for you

thank me later

-Anonymous