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    10 KB Experienced /v/ user thread The /v/ elite !!XPvXDxfrvVd 10/14/09(Wed)15:58 No.40036053  
    Experienced /v/ user thread

    ONLY post if you meet the following conditions

    1. You have been browsing /v/ almost daily for OVER 2 and a half years
    2. You can open multiple tabs using middlemouse while scrolling down a page with ease
    3. You regularly sage bad threads and know what sage does (Claiming that ignoring a thread is better than saging a thread makes you an IDIOT. sage sends a message to the OP and everyone else in the thread, if you dont understand this, you are not worthy of the experienced rank.)
    4. You dont use memes
    5. You can recognise trends in /v/ threads and can predict how a thread will turn out
    6. You can destroy a thread in one post because you know exactly what to say to piss people off about any game, genre, fanbase, character etc (And DONT need to use some shitty meme to do it)
    7. You know the personalities of all the active tripcode users and what they are likely to post and what they dont like etc (If you filter ANY part of /v/ you are missing out on something inside /v/, and thus LOSE THE EXPERIENCE someone else had when viewing the posts you filtered. And stop making excuses such as "I dont look at name fields", yes you fucking do, youre just too stupid to observe and remember)
    8. You can easily spot when the same person has posted twice in a thread and you DONT use the word "samefag", because it falls into the fucking shitty gay meme category of putting "fag" at the end of a phrase or word, you say something along the lines of "same person".

    Thats all I can think of now, but if I ever make this thread again ill try to make more conditions

    If you dont meet ALL of these conditions you are a WORTHLESS /v/ browser and should GO AWAY, RIGHT NOW
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)15:59 No.40036147
    Hell yeah, I fit the bill
    >> Chicken 10/14/09(Wed)16:00 No.40036208
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    9. you don't make posts claiming how long you've been posting
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:01 No.40036238
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    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:01 No.40036246
    >>40036208
    go complain about why you cant get any women
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:01 No.40036251
    >>40036208
    rite

    also sage
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:02 No.40036276
    time requirement is shit
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:02 No.40036291
    >>40036208

    OH SNAP
    >> Red fox !ozOtJW9BFA 10/14/09(Wed)16:02 No.40036294
    I dont, but id like to see who does and how they act.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:02 No.40036299
    Meh
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:03 No.40036324
    Apparently I qualify.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:03 No.40036325
    >3. You regularly sage bad threads and know what sage does (Claiming that ignoring a thread is better than saging a thread makes you an IDIOT. sage sends a message to the OP and everyone else in the thread, if you dont understand this, you are not worthy of the experienced rank.)

    hahahaha oh wow
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:03 No.40036327
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    Agree
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:03 No.40036331
    10. You know that tripfags are worse than cancer
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:03 No.40036347
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    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:03 No.40036350
    >sage sends a message to the OP and everyone else in the thread
    The only message you're sending with a sage is that you're a moron.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:03 No.40036356
    Incredibly shitty thread, Ignorefag here.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:04 No.40036371
    I've only got one year on my back, but I've already figured it all out, except caring about tripfags (yeah, I know I contradict myself with putting fag behind a word but tripcode users are raging faggots.)
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:04 No.40036401
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    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:04 No.40036409
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    If this is an "experienced /v/ user" thread where are the vidya gaems?
    >> Shadow Monster !bb6OCCHf8E!!UMMPN3IBcMt 10/14/09(Wed)16:05 No.40036438
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    I mean, OP is a pretty obvious troll, but still, you don't pull this shit. Ya get what I'm getting at?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:05 No.40036456
    >3. You regularly sage bad threads and know what sage does (Claiming that ignoring a thread is better than saging a thread makes you an IDIOT. sage sends a message to the OP and everyone else in the thread, if you dont understand this, you are not worthy of the experienced rank.)

    OP confirmed a troll
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:05 No.40036459
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    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:05 No.40036466
    >>40036053
    oh im sorry faggot, im just here to discuss games
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:05 No.40036477
    It's a fucking anonymous message board, no one gives a shit if your experienced. fuck off.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:06 No.40036489
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    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:06 No.40036505
    >>40036371

    This is what is wrong with /v/, right here.

    The "Problem" is that we ourselves forgot what the difference between a troll and tripcode user is, and everyone tends to lump them into the same category.

    If you honestly can't think of any tripcode users who you don't hate, it means you haven't been here long enough.
    >> Neku 10/14/09(Wed)16:06 No.40036510
    Am I the only person who's annoyed by people quoting a post multiple times to express their agreement?
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:06 No.40036525
    This experienced /v/ user sages bad threads like this one. Where are the video games OP?
    >> Clannad !A7W/F.LWIE 10/14/09(Wed)16:07 No.40036535
    This thread is an obvious troll thread and its shit.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:07 No.40036570
    9) You don't care about status on an anonymous message board.
    >> The /v/ elite !!XPvXDxfrvVd 10/14/09(Wed)16:07 No.40036584
    If youre calling troll youre obviously just fucking angry because you arent an experienced /v/ user, get over it, maybe one day you can be one.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:08 No.40036600
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    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:08 No.40036619
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    God damn, this. Seriously.
    >> Brazilian Guy 10/14/09(Wed)16:08 No.40036621
    I`m just hiding this useless thread
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:08 No.40036635
    >>40036600

    How did I see that one coming?
    >> ◕◡◕ !!zcrAT4B9HNn 10/14/09(Wed)16:09 No.40036662
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    >3. You regularly sage bad threads
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:09 No.40036677
    >>40036584

    You've got to try harder than that. You could have at least said, "so let's talk about videogames, experienced /v/ users."
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:09 No.40036698
    >>40036053

    lol
    Tripfag
    >> JC Denton !!yol15V9qUV6 10/14/09(Wed)16:10 No.40036756
    It's like I'm really in a circlejerk!

    Also, PS3 has no games
    >> Nadia !!wZ6+lr+4+7z 10/14/09(Wed)16:11 No.40036769
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    >>40036510
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    >>40036510

    OMG yes this

    i am tired of people doing this shit
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:11 No.40036775
    >>40036053
    >Experienced /v/ user thread
    >tripfag
    gtfo now
    >> Sho_Minamimoto !DRoPZETTAU 10/14/09(Wed)16:11 No.40036777
    Well OP, I can say I account for most of the list except for the sage thing, which is just stupid. Ignoring the thread is ALWAYS better than saging because the OP won't be able to respond to you and bump again.
    >> Goldensox, /v/'s Brazilian Diplomat !gHNR8PgoEg 10/14/09(Wed)16:11 No.40036788
    1.done
    2.done
    3.done
    4.done
    5.done
    6.no, I'm not an asshole.
    7.no, I don't give half a fuck about tripbros after faghuvan and fucked jack
    8.this
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:12 No.40036832
    >>40036584
    Not if they listen to this "experienced /v/ user" who says
    > GO AWAY, RIGHT NOW
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:12 No.40036846
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    >>40036053
    samefag

    over 9000

    wat.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:12 No.40036849
    >>40036053
    >>40036147
    >>40036208
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    >>40036246

    same person
    >> Water !!a0j30T5Lh0B 10/14/09(Wed)16:12 No.40036851
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    >7. You know the personalities of all the active tripcode users and what they are likely to post and what they dont like etc
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:14 No.40036913
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    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:14 No.40036929
    >3. Sage bad threads.
    >> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)16:16 No.40036989
    >>40036846
    Xd



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