is that the Director's Cut addition of OoT I've heard so much about?

>>39897359
Malon? Is that you?

I'm amazed no one's asking for a source on the OP's image

fuck stereoscopic screenshots, games need a stereoscopic mode, and i don't give a damn what kind of headache it gives me

>>39897359
You didn't understand at all did you?

You need the 3d drivers installed first.

Nobody interested? If you guys need help on how to do it, go here.

http://www.starosta.com/3dshowcase/ihelp.html

>>39898013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teBf72i-5HE

It's called stereoquake, can't find a link at the moment though.

Uh, am I getting trolled? Stereoscopic? I just see 2 identical images. WTF?

I played through all of hl2 in stereoscopic mode with keyboard keys bound to increase and decrease the separation of the cameras so I could easily adjust according to if I was indoors or out

>>39897467
Delicious. Any more stereoscopic hentai/ecchi?

>>39898248
see
>>39898059

i dont understand what these are supposed to do/be.

>>39898248
Cross you eyes an focus on the middle picture.

So what does Alt-F1 really do?

in b4 genetically inferior /v/irgins complain that they can't cross or parallel their eyes

>>39898266
That's fucking creepy. It's like I'm really six again.

how about some stereoscopic promotions

How the fuck am I supposed to cross my eyes?

that's all I got for now...I posted all the hl2 ones

>>39898470
seconding

>>39898501
see
>>39898321

>>39898540
This one trips me up, with all the wires.

i see these a lot and never get them to work.

i understand cross eyes so 2 = 4 then uncross to 3, but its still blurry and just looks like the 2 original images.

i don't really get it, also it hurts.

seeing stereograms (stereoscopic images) is like sex

it only hurts if you suck at it

If you can't do those but you can do magic eye, there's a mod for quake 2 that renders in entirely in them.

Pic related.

I'm fairly certain this is a troll thread.

I wish I could make these.

what is the fucking point of this shit

sucks when one of my eyes is near sighted and the other isnt

Holy shit im tripping balls on some of these. DAT DEPTH.

Fuck off with teh wow ones though.

>>39897359
I don't see why people bother with shitty "3d" whilst crossing their eyes like a retard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=822kH5Fu8SM

change the 3d setting to "cross-eyed"

Lol @ people who can't see stereoscopic images.

I'm confused.
Why isn't anyone posting porn?

>>39897359
source of image

>>39898266
you played through the entire game with your eyes crossed? enjoy your fucked up eyes then

>>39899094
It's hard finding stereo vidya images, let alone stereo promotions.

>>39899082
Nice try faggot. Your trolling ways are known to us.

Protip: putting two identical images next to one another does not stereoscopy make. If you spend any amount of time squinting at what's posted here, you fail at life.

>>39899183
Delicious underdeveloped eye muscle tears

how the fuck do I watch these

how do i get the effect to work?

>>39899249
>identical
HURR

Also pic related to how I'm feeling because of this thread

.>>39899061
Holy fuck I used to think this whole 3D idea nvidia was pushing was lame as hell but I can imagine it being pretty fucking awesome if done correctly.

That was awesome, does crossing my eyes for long periods of time produce any sigh damage?

Any awesome high res youtube videos for people awesome with crosseye?

I can get 3 clear images and thats it. No 3d just 3 normal images. My eyes are broken and it sucks, ive tried to do this a ton and it wont work.

>>39898266
HOW?

>>39899038
>baww i can't cross my eyes

fix'd

>>39899369
No. In fact, it helps prevent the development of lazy eye in your later years as well as cataracts.

>>39899370
I've only looked at
>>39897467
So Idk if all of these pictures are legit or not.
I can say for a fact that that one is, though.
If you can't get that one, you're doing it wrong.

Where do I download HL2 crosseye 3D?
This is the first I ever heard of it.

>>39899425
>>39898827
FUCK

These always hurt my eyes. The rest of this I can manage, but hfkgdaklh

hey dumb asses
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stereoscopic

think about how we perceive depth
we have two eyes
our brain takes information from both simultaneously
'depth' to us is the difference of these two images

a stereoscopic image is just simulating what our eyes do
by making your left eye look at the left image, nad your right eye on the right image, we're faking our brain into seeing depth on a 2d surface

Hey guise, how do I phase filter my monitor?

i cant cross my eyes i can look at my nose but it doesnt work.

>implying this is worth the trouble

>>39899456
my mommy said i do that it will stay like that

so where is the nude malon in op picture from? a mod?

>>39899607
I had this problem. Keep working at it by blurring your vision and then opening your eyes wider.

Defocus as much as you can, like seeing four pictures instead of two. Then open your eyes wider until you see the middle one clearly.

If it tries to go back into normal vision, go back to blurring until you can get it right. Blur as much as you can before you fix into the middle.

>>39899573
Please i want 3d setup but i can't use 3d goggles without the proper light filters.

I'm an ophtalmologist and you're all fucking retarded. That is all.

So for people who cant do this is it pretty much you can or you cant. I read every fucking guide for these things and it wont work. I have really bad eye sight but im wearing contacts so it shouldnt matter right?

>>39899833
>ophtalmologist

HALF LIFE 2 STEREOSCOPY

Download gmod 10 and turn on a console command that's something like stereoscopy_enable 1. There are a few settings you can adjust, which is how I got the images to look so good (I was crossing my eyes while adjusting the settings to make them perfect)

I might not be able to cross my eyes but I still have a huge penis.

>>39899979
I can cross my penis.

>>39899654
>crossing eyes
>worth the trouble
>trouble

Resident Evil 5 was designed to show off 3D special effects and such.

>>39900041
You're hardcore.

>>39897359
It's not Alt+F1.

It's Alt+F4. It works in every program.

I will never get to see glorious 3d, feels bad man.

>>39900115
>Cross your eyes
>2560 pixels wide

FUCK YOUR SHIT, NIGGER.

Thank you Nvidia 3d image viewer.

FYI you don't have to cross your eyes. I can just open these in 3D viewer and turn on stereoscopic mode. Still need glasses though.

ITT hurrrrrrrp deeeeeeeeerp its like real 3d if you cross your eyes hurrrrrrrrp

well that was awesome,however i have a headach now

>>39900285
See >>39900376

>>39900115
Meh, looks like it's in 'layers'. Some bad games/images do. As in, if you stereoscope it, the characters look like cardboard cutouts for ex.

HOW TO MAKE THESE WORK

Look at one of these images (let's say, one with a tower). Start crossing your eyes. You'll see the two versions of the tower move towards eachother. As soon as they're on top of eachother, you'll have it.

This has to be a very elaborate troll.

>>39900395
It is, retard.
If you're not seeing a clear, 3D image, then you're doing it wrong.
The pictures aren't exactly the same.
One of them is altered ever so slightly so that you trick your eyes into perceiving depth when you combine the two pictures.

no really some one tell em where ops image is from and ill stop bugging you

>>39900495
I can never get them to completely overlap only like half way.

>>39900459
It's actually not. What it does is render different frame for each eye so it looks pretty damn realistic.

>>39899570
>>39899570
>>39899570
>>39899570
>>39899570
>>39899570

for those of you claiming this is a 'troll' thread, read that

>>39897359
Now /r/ stereoscopic porn.

>>39900713
I see threads on /b/ every so often.

I can't do it. If I cross my eyes I get to see 3 images and the tip of my nose. =/

>People who can cross their eyes like idiots to see something that kind of looks like 3D superimposed over two nearly identical images are genetically superior.
This is what stereoscopyfags want you to believe.

If I came home one day to see my roommate playing a game in stereoscopy, eyes crossed through the whole thing, I'd probably die laughing. Enjoy your migraine, faggots.

CAN SOMEONE WALK ME THROUGH HOW TO RUN STEREOSCOPIC?
WHAT DO I NEED?

I can easily do the magic eye pictures, to the point where I can clearly see defined edges without straining my eyes.

Can't do stereoscopic's for the life of me.

>>39901021
Opposite for me.

>>39900981

SEETHING with jealousy
delicious tears mmmmm

How is it that some people have never heard of this method, or think it's impossible? How can you grow up without coming across stereoscopic images at least once?

How do you think normal depth perception works anyway?

>>39898827
bahaha, that was great once I finally got it working

>>39900459

Yeah. This probably comes from not having the two viewpoints correctly separated, probably too close. You get the same effect when you look at distant things through binoculars.

>>39901017
Nvidia 3D Vision Photo Viewer + Red/Blue Glasses + .jps file = 3D pictures
At least, that's how I'm doing it...

>>39901271
Some people simply can't strain their muscles that way. Same way not everyone's able to move their ears, or roll their tongues.

>>39901481
>implying some people can't move their eyes

After trying all of the ones posted in this thread, my eyes feel really weird. How long until they feel normal again?

>>39901481

But holy shit everyone can. If you're able to focus on a point 6 inches in front of your face, you can cross your eyes enough to get this to work. It's not some feat of dexterity.

>>39901580

same here, probably fine after some sleep

>>39901560
Being able to move your eyes means you can cross them easily. Makes sense. Next up, we'll explain how having two working hands automatically makes you perfectly ambidextrous.

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>>39901687

Dude, hold your finger six inches inches front of your nose. Look at it. There, you're doing it.

>>39901271
Excellent.
Any more?

I knew this kid who was cross eyed, does that mean he could do this by just looking at the screen?

>>39901774
Some people can't fucking do it. Is that so hard to understand? You're like me when I refused to believe some people were unable to move their earlobes, except back then I was 8 years old.

>>39901687
You're not playing the piano, idiot. Eyes do 2 things, move and focus. EVERYONE can cross their eyes, thats how you focus on things close to your face. If you can't do it you must be missing a chromosome.

How do you do these properly?

>>39901925
Then why do can some people instantly do it while others just cant get it to work?

>>39901851

I have others, but they're distributed at random in my /s/ folder, so I have little chance of finding them. /s/ likes doing these sorts of threads, so try posting there.

>>39902001
stupidity

This is fun! :D

>>39901949

1) Touch the image with your finger.

2) Keep focusing on our finger, and move it slowly towards your face. Somehow pay attention to what's happening to the image, while STILL keeping the focus on your finger

3) There will be a point where the images are out of focus in the correct way that they overlap

4) At this point, transfer your attention back to the central image formed by the overlap. Your eyes should lock onto it and bring it back into sharp focus, wihout losing the overlapping.

5) This overlap image is now in 3D.

>>39901925
You're retarded. Look, everyone can cross their eyes slightly by looking at their finger six inches from their face. But not everyone can do it whenever they fucking want.

Me, and many many many others, will never be able to see any 3D in stereoscopic images, because guess what, our brain knows how to fucking FOCUS ON WHAT WE'RE LOOKING AT. If I cross my eyes and try to look at the pictures, my eyes adapt. It's a muscular reflex, for fuck's sake.

>>39902299

Can't you just hold your finger there, then sort of transfer your attention past your finger to the picture, without actually looking directly at the picture, so as not to break the focus? Like when you look at something out of the corner of your eye.

>>39902299
>calling people retarded
>doesn't have the mental capacity to control his eyes.

>>39902299
maybe one of your eyes is lower then the other, that would make these pretty hard.

Why are these images so wide? I can't adjust my eyes that much without pain.

My eyes are to awesome to be tricked by fake 3d.

>>39902464

Yeah they're a bit fucked.

>>39902372
No. My eyes uncross. It doesn't take any effort either. I hold my finger six inches from my face. If I focus on my finger, I vaguely see one image in the background. If I try to focus on the image, my eyes immediately uncross. I can go back and forth like this ten times a second with no strain on my eyes but I can't for the life of me keep them crossed while I'm looking at the picture.

I like to think of it as my brain working properly. You know, allowing me to view what I'm looking at clearly without having to order it to uncross my eyes.

>>39902299
If you do it right, the 2 images overlap and your eyes kinda lock in place. Everyone can do it, you just haven't done it right yet.

>>39902374
Can you move your earlobes? Same fucking thing, and neither is a useful skill.

So, I can do it to where i see a third image in the middle clearly, but it's nothing special, it's just like the other 2, so whats the point of this?

>>39902374
i lol'd

>>39902583
>eyes lock in place
No, they don't. Just quit it: a lot of people can't do this, and it's not about "doing it properly". My eyes don't fucking lock in place: my eyes stay active to make sure I always have the clearest image possible.

>>39902374
I have the mental capacity to always keep my eyes on focus. What now?

>>39898693
>>39898765
>>39898843

Ｓｏｕｒｃｅ　ｏｎ　ｔｈｅｓｅ？

>>39902665

The image becomes clear once you lock on. You eyes individually focus on the image, while each looking in a different place.

Also I don't see why you're becoming so abusive about this, simply because your eyes lack the ability to operate independently.

More stereoscopic pron

>>39902610
not even remotely the same thing. Your eyes are made to be able to cross.
>>39902665
>hurrr im superior because I can't figure out how to do something

Delicious tears

>>39902715
yet you can't focus on the pictures

Even when I DO successfully cross my eyes, it's too fucking blurry to make anything out.. and I see three images lol, one 3d image in the middle with 2d ones flanking it.

The whole experience is more confusing than anything.

I can't do it, you're all trolls.

:(

>>39902610

>Saying that moving your eyes is a useless skill.

You're fucking retarded.

>>39902839
You say it's not the same thing, I say it's the same thing.

>>39902902

Hmm blurry. I guess your eyes aren't up to the challenge. When I do it, the image is blurry to begin with, but then snaps into focus once the overlap is complete.

>>39903001

I don't think you're very highly trained at this debating thing. You can't just state your opinion, this isn't congress.

>>39902957
>I can't tell the difference between moving my eyes and crossing my eyes
Fuck this, I'm out of here. I'm being trolled by 10 fucking anons simultaneously. Keep on believing being cross-eyed makes you genetically superior if it really makes you happy.

My eyes always refocus when I have to blink. Fuck.

>>39903149

Keep on believing that lacking an ability makes you superior.

>>39903091
>implying you didn't do the exact same thing

>>39899369
No.

Your eye just gets used to it. Just don't be an idiot and stop if it gets too uncomfortable.

>>39903149
Everyone can cross their yes retard

>>39902839
Your ears are made to be able to move. I'll even back this up: there are muscles in your face to make it happen.

>>39897359

>Apparently you can alt+f1 to take stereoscopic screenshots in games, or so I heard. Haven't tried it yet.

Another example of the glorious pc master race.

Stop having a bitch fight and post more streoscopic porn

>>39897987

Are you 5 years old or something?

In order to focus on anything, you have to cross your eyes. The closer the thing is, the more you have to cross them. Everyone who isn't blind or retarded can do this.

Some are suggesting that being able to do this on cue (ie isolating the muscles and doing it without a subject) is some sort of skill that is not inherent to all humans. This is ridiculous. Its part of how your eyes work, anyone can cross their eyes to make a funny face or focus on something in front of them.

>>39903396
This I can agree with.

>>39903324
you're not a deer, your ears don't move constantly day in and day out. Your eyes do. If you could make your eyes move away from each other, that would be similar to the ear thing, but they are supposed to move closer together and do so on a regular basis.

>>39903561
I can cross my eyes but goddamn is your logic retarded. Half the people I know in real life can cross their eyes on command, and plenty of people here have the same problem. You gonna push your opinion as fact in the face of contradicting evidence?

I for one enjoy thinking of it as a skill.

>>39903765
I meant can't. whatever, the point still stands

>>39903765
evidence? anecdotal crap that flies in the face (no pun intended) of human biology is not evidence. If someone really can't do these it is likely they have their head to the side or their eyes are uneven or by some strange miracle have a lack of muscle control over their eyes even though they use them 18 hours a day.

>>39903821
I've never met a single person who can't cross their eyes. Keep on trollin'

At what distance do you guys do this from your monitor +/-?

I can lock-on the "central" supposedly 3D picture but as soon as it starts to lose the blur I go back to normal focus again.

I was instantly able to figure out how to do the first stereoscopic image I saw with no instruction or difficulties

How exactly do you cross your eyes? I can't do it for shit.

>>39904176
depends on the size of the picture. The bigger the picture the further back you should move.

Holy fucking shit I did it. i tried for like 25 minutes and I got it, fuck yeah.

TRIPPING BALLS HERE

BRB FAPPAN IN STEREO

>>39904218
just try to look at the tip of your nose. Voila.

This is just making me really frustrated now.

I thought I couldnt do it, but this site helped a lot. The pencil thing worked for me, but I had to try for fucking ever. http://www.2eyephotography.com/

Post more

Just post more porn.

Fuck this. Can't do it.