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These threads always get me.
10/10

:_;

Everyone on /v/ has had sex, you are invalid

having sex is nothing to be proud about, anybody can get sex, only true bros know what makes life worth living

>Why are you sitting here wasting your life when you could be having sex?
because nobody posting on /v/ could be having sex even if they weren't on /v/

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>got pussy
>doing good

Is that what you're aspiring to do? Get pussy?

I mean I know this is a troll, but eh. What the fuck does getting pussy mean if you can just whack it yourself. I'd rather be successful.

in b4 over 200 replies to this copypasta

>>39443660
Oh Beck, you so crazy!
(laugh track)

who needs sex when you got this gif

>>39443709

>implying sage does anything

>>39443602

Stop raping those poor cats you sick fuckers!

Wait a sec...op seems familiar...didn't we have this thread last night?

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Because i like to think i've passed the puberty phase where getting laid was everything my life aspired to in order to get meaning.

I had sex 2 days ago.

>>39443773
You're right!

It doesn't do ANYTHING. That's the point.

I had sex with my girlfriend twice yesterday.

Fuck you, there are days for sex and days for the vidya.

I'm more worried about making a living and not living with my parents if things get worse then sex.

SEX

ONCE YOU HAVE IT YOU CAN KILL YOURSELF.

i remember this thread from yesterday ;_;

>>39444010
I guess the past 400+ days have been for vidya for me

>over 20
dude the boards are 18 and up

>>39443602

FUCK YEAR

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BROS 4 LIFE

what the fuck is 8.8 and 599?

you claim to be cool yet idk what nerdy shit you're talking about now.

>>39443602
same reason as you OP

So you bang a girl. Big whoop. Now what? Chances are, it was either friends with benefits, a complete whore (who doesn't care about sex), or an unsatisfied woman (You know that braggarts are horrible at it or not getting it). What's left?

A relationship? Cuddle time? Surely you jest, as most girls aren't bros. They'll suck you dry and leave you to hang. They'll cheat on you at almost the drop of a hat, with someone who is much "cuter", who is generally a complete asshole that will beat them. They just aren't into what men want. If they do, it's to get attention. Sad, but mostly true.

HE'S MY FRIEND HE'S MY ALIBI
MY ACCESSORY TO THE CRIME

>>39443680
Thread has been won, you can all stop posting now.

>>39443680
>only true bros know what makes life worth living
enlighten me pretentious cunt

sage

>implying sage does anything

theres more to life than sex faggot.

I always get pussy as I am Tite Kubo.

>>39445400
>implying greentext is green

Fail troll is fail.

>>39445424
>implying there is more to life than sex

yeah fuck me to hell and back for not fucking some random whore WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME! I must be a complete jerk because I don't get laid constantly I'm agreeing with you completely OP, are you happy? OH WAIT YOU'RE COPYPASTA!? I COULDN'T TELL
BECAUSE THESE SELF HELP THREADS ARE HERE EVERY DAY TELLING ME HOW MUCH I SUCK, guidos on their soapbox preaching shit 24-7 is starting to get old

>>39445452
CWC is on the wrong side, bro

>get mad pussy
Oh, you guys got that T-shirt, too?

>>39445898
>implying sex is worth the effort

Meh 1/10

Been done 3 minutes ago. At least attempt to be original.

>>39445898
>Implying you know nothing of life other than sex.

Jackoff with lube = to sex. At the end of the day the guy jacking off will feel dirty and disapointed in himself. The guy will try to flee or end up with no money or space. Take your pick, they both suck.

>>39445514
>fail troll
>mountain of replies

I've had sex. I played the Hot Coffee mod.

>>39446280

>implying any troll thread that deals with religion, virginity, or fanboyism can fail

LOL

>>39446411
>implying implying

I am on /v/ when i am bored. Sometimes it is a lot sometimes it is not. I have a g/f, I go to school, play video. The thing about the computer is you can be on it while watching tv, playing games, smoking, or before and after fucking.

>>39446560

>hurr durr

holy shit shut up you are afuckin faggot for even thinking sex has to do with being cool, bet you're just a stupid faggot who sucks a cock goddamn

>>39443602
dont put the pussy on a pedestal, bro, is not that important
Friends > pussy

I'm over 20, not having sex and sitting on 4chan all day talking about 8.8 and 599 and I can get pussy in my life because I'd rather not spend 1200 usd on dating a bitch
because pussy has NO GAEMS

>>39446670
u mad bro

Oh it's the "virgins losers calling each other virgin losers"-thread again!

absolutely brilliant

EDNA IS MAI WAIFU WE ARE GOING TO MAKE LOVE SOON.