>Hats.

>YOU HAVE FOUND THE SUPER SECRET AREA!
>YOU HAVE COMPLETED THE SUPER SECRET AREA!
>CONCEPT ART UNLOCKED!

Malboro has Preemptive Strike.
Malboro uses Bad Breath.

>>39290349
Adding to that, Toon Link

>The Status effect is some bullshit that you have to really go out of your way to cure

>new zelda game for the gamecube!
>cel shaded faggotry
>nothing but water

>Go towards the wrong way on purpose
>There're bound to be treasure at the dead end
>You lose half of your life and there was only a few pieces of gold

>>39290420
>Malboro uses Bad Breath.
DO NOT WANT

>>39290417
FUCK YOU CONCEPT ART

YOU ARE THE WORST BONUS EVER

>the treasure chest was really a monster

HAY GUISE LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! I POST PICTURES OF TOON LINK! GET IT? THAT'S MY NAME! TOON LINK! AREN'T I JUST A SPECIAL LITTLE SNOWFLAKE?

>>39290473
>cel shaded faggotry

>>39290480
>There's

Fix'd.

>>39290537

Seriously.

>Party teeters near death
>Reach the door to the room with a save point
>Enemy attack
>Pre-emptive strike!

The waiting time when using your ship's elevator in Mass Effect

>>39290581
1) put "toon link" in the name field of your thread filter
2) ???
3) kill yourself

>You finally beat the last boss
>It was a tough battle so your party's pretty much in shambles
>LOL YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS IT FAGGOT? HERE'S MY NEXT FORM

The chest in Breath of Fire in Auria. It just sat in that house and you couldn't touch it, because you got arrested when you tried opening it. You could never ever open it.

>Not noticing you hit this thing when pressing F5.
>Load=Die.
>Have to restart game.
:<

>Guilty Gear: Isuka
>Having to manually turn around with the R1 button
>4 player mayhem on a linear 2D fighting game

RE games, takes 10 minutes to rotate 180 degrees

>JRPG.
>Boss spawns minions at will.

Also:

>JRPG
>Annoying and broken stealth section.

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What the FUCK was AKSYS thinking with this shit?

>>39290914
This

Hard

>>39290800
>herp-a derp-a doesn't realize he has a crow bar

>Sneak past an NPC in Morrowind to steal his/her shit
>Sneak status disappears right as you take the item
>"GRAB HIM!"

>spend forever killing all the enemies in a room
>leave room
>come back
>LOLRESPAWN
>GRREGRSFSRRGHJIOF;ESWGRGREG3FE

>Final Fantasy III Last Boss

>>39290341
> Old. I already read this on the far superior http://www.anertalk.com/ (aner = anon) last night.
I do believe that OP is on to something here.

>fire emblem
>attack enemy. player hit %: 92
>miss
>counter attack. enemy hit %: 26
>dead

>get to the final round of GGAC+ arcade
>"oh, I-no, I can take her
>uses super move that either rapes you fury by flawless defence or does half your health
>does it 3 times

OLD SKOOL GAMAN:

1 life, 1 hit and you are dead, no saves, no halfway points, 30 levels.

Life was HARSH gaming in the 1980's.

>Color Coded Space Pirates
>Color Coded Metroids
>Infinitely Spawning Color Coded Metroids in a platforming room

>>39290349
>see treasure chest
>opens it
>monster in a box.

>Recive Dash Ability in Dragon Quarter
>Find out it kills you if you use it

>Zelda Twilight Princess
>discovers a new, VERY hidden area you never knew it existed, hard to get to
>it's a chest
>open it
>You got a Red Rupee!

>Any Mario Kart
>150 cc and Mirror Mode

>>39291179
TES4: Oblivion:

>see treasure chest
>opens it
>treasure chest turns into a monster and kicks your ass

>EarthBound
>Ghost of Starman casts PSI Starstorm alpha!
>entire party takes mortal damage
>tell Ness to use Lifeup Omega
>Ghost of Starman gets a random speed boost and uses a long drawn out phrase, "Ghost of Starman Flashes a Smile."
>Paula got hurt and collapsed, Jeff got hurt and collapsed, Poo got hurt and collapsed.
>Ness used PSI Lifeup Omega! Ness is at max health! No effect on the rest.

>>39290349
>see treasure chest
>open it
>find out you weren't supposed to open it to get the best weapon in the game

Somebody mentioned MIMIC monsters in JRPGs.

Here's a fucking bad one

>Tales of Symphonia
>First Mimic you meet in Ifrit's Dungeon
>FUCKER WON'T DIE

Here's another bad one

>Final Fantasy V
>The strongest motherfucker in the game whose name I can't remember (I don't think it was Gilgamesh) is in a treasure chest

>>39291307
i was refering to FF6, but eh lotsa are pee gees do dat.

>Prince of Persia 2008
>Beat game
>Undoes everything you just did in the game

>Get developers' ending on Chrono Trigger
>3, 2, 1...RESET!

>>39291375
mimic gogo? protip: if you don't do anything you win

>Elder Scrolls IV
>Played the game for a long time, very high leveled.
>Get killed by random bandits in Daedric armor

>FC Hot for teacher on drums
>99% of notes hit

>playing doom
>TIME: A MILLION BILLION YEARS
>PAR: 0:30

maybe i just suck at the vidya, but are you seriously supposed to be able to complete levels in half a minute?

>>39291421

That name doesn't sound right.

I swear it was near the end of the game.

I haven't played FFV in a LOOOOOOOONG time.

>>39291353
OH WHAT THE FUCK ZODIAC SPEAR?!
EAT SHIT SQUEENIX!

F-Zero GX Master Mode, that is all.

>>39291319

Now I remember why only Ness was level 99

>Beat game
>Credits
>Stare at the "Thank you for playing" type screen for hours on hand expecting something to happen

I wish I knew better when I was younger.

>go to name a character
>find out your name is one character too long to fit

>>39290983
RE games have a quick turn button faggot.

>leveled the fuck out of aeries in ff7

>>39290417
>CONCEPT ART UNLOCKED

FUUUUUUUUUUU

Oh, I wonder whats sinking these Cities. Probably something predictable like some stupid Locust machine or so-

They are sinking Cities with a GIANT WORM

:O

>>39291391
that was awesome imo

>>39291462
yes it is possible on E1M1 you fucking casual

>>39291462
Yes. It's not that difficult to do, but you can't be killing all the monsters in a level.

>Want to explore an area before advancing the game.
>Avoid the obvious path in order to explore.
>While exploring you accidentally make progress.

>>39291481
it was either omega or shinryu, i forget which super dick it was for that game

Here's a positive to counter all the RAGE

>Beat Okami
>Do pretty damn good, get some of the transform thingies for new game+
>Use the Husky Ammy one

>>39291530

>Hasn't played PS games yet.
>Newfag

>F-Zero GX
>Story Mode
>MEGA COCK THE FASTEST FAGGOT IN THE WORLD

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haha fucking FF12.

love that shit

>>39291462
Yes. There are very few points in Doom where you're actually required to kill something. You can just sprint by a ton of enemies. But that's no fun, unless you're playing the hardest difficulty where everything respawns and rapes you.

>>39291619
oh. that's my problem then.

>>39291658

SHINRYU

THAT'S IT

FUCK THAT SUPER DICK

>Cutscenes and cutscenes filled with convoluted bullshit

>>39291375

Mimic Master Gogo?

>>39291777

It's Shinryu

>>39291481
Shienryu?

>>39291620

This.

>Any one line FPS
>Fight with an enemy, he kills you and has a few HP remaining
>Gets killed by a buddy around the corner .5 seconds later.

>>39291620

This.

It's like magic developer foresight!

>You open the treasure chest
>Surprise encounter!
>Get your ass kicked in 1-3 turns

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>>39291462
some levels are really difficult to get under par. I have trouble with E1M6-8, all of Episode 2, and the second half of Episode 3.

Also, all of Thy Flesh Consumed. whoever beats those times must be god.

>>39291035

1st point: Motherfucking Ewei, goddamn motherfucker spawns minions every 2 turns after you kill the previous set and said minions act as guard to Ewei, not only that but he also has healing magic and magic barrier in addition to Magic that hits all allies which stuns them (Prevents physical attacks for the turn) or Shocks them (Prevents magic attacks for the turn)

>>39291375

>The strongest motherfucker in the game whose name I can't remember (I don't think it was Gilgamesh) is in a treasure chest

Shinryu ?

>>39291620
>>39291620
can't count how many times this has happened to me

>Seeing a treasure chest
>Opens it
>Gained a status effect

The good games dont have chests, instead have you mashing X on every bookshelf, dresser, pot, etc. Lookin for the lootz

>Happens to be interested in a cutscene for once
>Something comes up and you really want to pause the game
>Pressing start skips the cutscene and you haven't saved lately to make up for it.

>Mother 3
>Barrier Trio
>Song is too messy to combo too
>PK Love is doing little damage
>Kuma is dead
>Duster is dead
>Boney is dead
>Fuckers finish me off with Starstorm

>>39291777
oh the Gogo fight was pretty troll-esque.

>>39291806
>online FPS
>Get the drop on an enemy
>shoot him directly in the head three times
>He turns around and kills you in one shot
>He ISN'T cheating
>Game published by EA
>Game developed by DICE

>Do too much Data Drains because it's the only way to progress in the dungeon
>System Error: Game Over

>>39291965
king strategy

use Defense down on the trio while you use Defense up on your party

get duster to use his defense down as well as Boney just attacks

after the trio's defense can't go any lower start using offense down along with Duster's and use offense up on party

after all that's done just use Lucas to keep the party alive and use Kuma, Duster and Boney as your attackers

Kumatora using her PSI of course

>Corrupt fucking save files

>>39292055
works for just about EVERY BOSS in this game