>see a guy playing a PGM301 reissue inbetween classes.
>think he's fucking stupid for playing a 3500$+ guitar at NIGHT, OUTSIDE.
>next day, a guy in grungy looking clothes approaches me, obviously a drug addict looking for cash.
>reveals an Ibanez guitar case, offers to sell it for me for 100$.
>I do so since hardshell cases usually sell for 200-300$.
>go home, inside is the PGM301, supposedly stolen by this character I met.
>get my dream guitar for 100$.

Any BrockU students here? Ryerson isn't a real university.

FUCK YOU

ANY UBC FAGS HERE

>doesn't go to university
>plays video games
>isn't a cancer to /v/

>meet roommates
>one girl
>nerd girl
>hot nerd girl
>discover she has a fetish for giving blowjobs
>fetish for giving blowjobs
I think I'll leave it there.

>>39175340

There's a fetish for giving blowjobs..?

Blowjobs are too norm. >:(

>>39175199
Ho hell. It cant be true

>Bored in lecture, doing stupid shit about databases or something
>Person in front has a laptop, reading webcomics.
>Read over shoulder,
>Person proceeds to play Tetris.
>is terrible at it.
>
>
>I laugh out loud in a crowded lecture hall amongst 200+ students

>>39175408

Knew a guy once who didn't even want to get off as far as sex went.

All he wanted was to give blowjobs.

>>39175036
>copy/paste something from yesturday with the same reaction image
>think you are being clever

>Cute girl sitting next to me in programming class asks for my help on a program.
>After helping her complete it she just says "Oh, okay, thanks." and goes back to talking to her friend next to her.
;_;

>calculus midterm.
>sit in a random seat.
>extend noterest, put paper on noterest.
>get test.
>find out someone engraved every single fucking calculus formulai on the noterest.
>Doesn't matter because I'm not a drain to society and actually study.

>2 hour session on a friday
>Rest of the day off
>Next lecture is on Wednesday
Fuck yeah

>>39175494
hahahahahah

>Enter to Roman Law's class
>Catch Roman Law Teacher and Civil Law Teacher Playing 40k
>Roman is playing Ultramarines, Civil is playing IG

>video games
>not your blog faggots

>Playing casual anything goes MTG with a friend
>His opening hand is Black Lotus, Channel, Fireball, a Mountain, and a few creatures
>I go first
>Raging Goblin

>>39175199

>carrying at least 100$ cash at night.

Yer gonna git a lickin

>>39175510
You still need to loose weight and get some style and class. Also not needing to cheat on a test does not make you some kind of mastermind you arrogant fucking idiot

>find out only available required class is during 8AM FUCK
>go to first class, don't actually listen, half-asleep during the whole thing
>never go to class again unless it's for homework or a test

>get an A anyway

>fail and quit university because of 4chan
>make a greentext post about it 4 years later
>go on with your life

>go to university
>no video gaming society
>damn

>>39175543
>Enter /v/
>Find cool thread
>Mandatory Sagefag or VIDYAGAMES or NOT VIDYAGAEMS Sagefag
>Laugh

>Lecture at 8.30am on Monday.
>Continues until 4 in the afternoon.
>Part-time teaching till 9 in the evening.
>Head back to dorm
>Grab clothes, ready for shower
>Toilet is dirty everywhere
>Rage against heavens

>/v/
>Vidya related

>>39175653

>winning against Spenny even though he cheated.

Feels good, man.

>>39175686

>read about fellow anons hardships in life
>make sure he doesn't make the same mistake

/v/ - facebook

>Go to Universty
>4 women and a man who's never around in your flat
>They all have boyfriends

>wake up on Thursday at noon when the lectures are over
>decide "fuck it" and go back to sleep
>next lecture on Monday, whoopdedoo

>Community college.

>>39175689
You dont want to, full of fat nerds and perhaps one gamer grrrrrrl

>go work in the computer lab
>smell an odor that's like sweat and unwashed socks
>realize that you're sitting next to some fatass browsing a WoW forum

>reposting a thread
>no one notices

>>39175777

Whats that like? I'll be going to university next year and I'm hoping I'll find it relatively easier to pickup beeches, am I fooling myself?

>German grammar class
>Skip it

>>39175810

lol'd, perfect reaction image.

>go to uni owned lunch place
>go back home and look what's on /v/

>Goto college
>Relatively uneventful day
>Come home
>Browse /v/, relatively unexciting topics
>Think what to do
>No friends

>>39175859
No. You actually have to make an effort to socialise but getting into a relationship is on everybody's mind so it's not hard.

>>39175810
>Study in library
>Ugly weeaboo girl sits next to you.
>Plays Sonic Underground on Youtube on full blast.

>plan to study abroad next semester
>find out that you already missed the deadline for applications

>First day moving in
>They screwed up the rooming and I end up in a double that was supposed to be a quad
>Fraternities not allowed to interact with freshmen
>Have to stay in the women's dorm
>FUCK YEAR

>>39175954
u tsun?

gluu~

>>39175859
It probably is.

Just go out and get shitfaced. There are loads of slutty women around, I'm just a withdrawn pussy.

>Wake up
>Sister made those sweet-orange rolls
>Mom is still asleep
>Time to explore each others bodies

>>39175199

Bullfuckingshit.

>Playing Brawl with bros
>Bro's girlfriend shows up
>Wants to play Wii sports

>>39175969
>Have to stay in the women's dorm
>Implying you'd use this to your advantage

>18 years old.
>First ever week of college.
>Meet a couple of guys in first class.
>Become good friends.
>Hang out and do pot on weekends.

This is a good year so far.

>uni's done, it's 5PM, hungry like fuck
>next train home is in 40 mins
>all snacks on the station sold out

Fucking Latvian. And fucking Mondays, too.

>>39175949
>Relationship

That's not what he asked bro

>room mate throws a party, $500 in fines in my name
>Intimidate room mate "you got till monday to have my money"
>room mate pays today, I'm going home
>spend money on drugs to sell

Any UofW students here?

>Browse /v/ in class
>Teacher yells "Get the fuck outta 4chan"
>Realize i have teachers browsing /v/

>>39176109

Waterloo? I'm in the compsci program.

>Go to uni, first day.
>In lecture hall with everyone in 1st year doing something related to computing.
>20people with long hair infront of you.
>Think they are women
>Turns out they're all dudes with long hair and theres only 3 ugly girls.

>goto /v/
>look at greentext thread
>best thing on /v/ today

>>39175524

You go to UT?

Happened last night,
>Found myself an hour early for figure drawing class
>Turn on laptop and fiddle around
>Begin to play Fallout 3 soundtrack real loud since no one else can hear it
>Class begins
>Teacher likes it so much, she asks for it to be played during sketch time
>Over 1 hour of Bingo Bango Bongo and no one else recognizes the song list

>>39175510

Calculus is easy, though. Most if not all calculus I've come across is simple enough to solve without a calculator. I used the calculator only a few times to do huge powers (ie 64^3), but the rest is just formulas and variables.

>finished college last year
>chill at home, browse 4chan

>>39176142
>Realise that 4chan is fucking popular
>Realise that people probably do it all the time
>Realise that he is able to see what you're doing
>Realise you are a faggot

>>39176163
>Computer Science
>Expecting anything other than men

lmao

>>39176093

better one

>forge doctors excuse for swine flu
>skip first 2 weeks of class, browse /v/
>complete homework
>forgot to account for in class activity points, 0/165 so far

>>39176206
No, Birmingham City.

>2nd year, first lecture.
>sit beside hot girl with red hair and using a blackberry
>talk to her in lecture and in a lab the next day
>planning on asking girl out next time i see her
>Predicting a 65% success rate.

>>39176163
>Study languages
>90% of students are girls

>>39176163

This is why I'm taking a business related degree over my original choice of comp sci

>Making my Constitutional Law class
>Find a student laughing at the same time i'm laughing at my laptop
>GUTIERREZ GET THE FUCK OUT OF 4chan!
>The student Reaction face'd.

Anyone at manchester met?

>>39176321

>European
>university

>>39176270
enjoy your useless studies

>>39176349

>non-brit
>disregard comment

>>39176267

If you had a blackberry, you should ask for her BlackBerry Messenger info.

>>39176294
FUCK HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME

>talk a little bit with a girl sitting next to me
>smell poop
>really don't know if it's me or her

>>39176372

>Language
>Useless

Some people actually just want to learn shit, bro.

Not exactly do something that makes BIG BUCKS with it, just learning for the sake of learning.

>>39176372

Language studies are pretty useless, unless you're getting into ESL instruction. I'm in my 3rd year con ed. in ESL teaching. Planning on going to China to teach since I can get up to 4x what I would if I worked in Canada.

>>Dorm's shared internet range IP banned from 4chan
>>Reason: Someone's been posting CP

>Go to visual software development lecture first day
>find out we're using delphi
>year before we learned java
>lecturer takes an hour explaining how to save a project file

>in class
>bunny hopping into random girls laptops
>they all have nude folders of themselves

>schedule classes after checking ratemyprofessor
>anthro teacher rated as hot, doubt it
>walk into anthro class, 70% female and can't figure out who the professor is
>hottest girl in the class starts teaching, has one of the greatest asses I've seen

>>39176436
My dorm's IP was banned for 30 days because some faggot was posting furry shit.

>>39176270
>Study Chinese
>90% of students are weeaboos who wished they were learning Japanese

>>39175962
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU- me too

>>39175510
HE THINKS CHEAT NOTES ARE UNFAIR
laughing_crowd.jpg

>Need cash
>Pose nude for art class
>Cute girl from bio says I should get naked more often
>Turns out we're lab partners
>Get an F on lab report because we spent more time fucking than working on it

>>39176487

POST SOME YOU NIGGER

Wait guys, here's a great one

>Studying to be an Entomologist.
>Get into an Entomology class
>Half the class does some variation of the "EW BUGS CREEPY CRAWLIES" thing by the end

>listen to russian professor teach calculus
>can't understand a fucking word she says because of her heavy accent

>go to Ratemyprofessor
>just curious what it says about my English prof.
>"obviously bipolar"
>wat

http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=739373

>drive to school, takes 20 minutes
>walk all the way to class
>get to class and see the class was cancelled that day
>i knew this since the first day of classes and forgot for some reason

felt bad man

>drop out of school
>game all day

>>39176534
Dohoho

I feel sorry for you, man

>>39176416
Interpreters are paid quite a lot, and you have fucking shit-tons of places you can go with languages.

UNCC where ya at

>>39176640
FUCK YEAH

>go to a frat party
>convince the dumb freshmen you're one of the brothers
>hook up with a few
>they still think my name is brad

>Math class

>>39176705

Oh I know, I was just saying.

Some people in the world still pursue knowledge purely for the sake of knowledge.

>>39176593

You can actually sign up for this?

>Get to halls that i'm staying in, hook up to internet connection
>Can't play steam games online

>>39176711

NC State here.

ABC - Anyone But Carolina

>meet girl at party, have sex
>see her in class next week
>don't say anything to each other
>repeat with other girl next party

>Taking firearms and self defense for AJ major
>Fist day at the gun range kid blows his fucking fingers off

>>39176776
Hell yeah you can. Hang out with art majors, one of them will bring it up. It doesn't matter what you look like, either, they need a variety of body types.

>already graduated from college. I win.

>>39176487
nigga that's bullshit