/pull cock out

I'd play some videogames.

>mambo

Let her go first, as she's about half way, cut the ropes and let her fall to her death, use suspension bridge to get to her corpse, take gun and molest her corpse

Jump up and down on the bridge whilst holding onto the sides and going...

"WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Walk casually towards her, then charge when close. Lowers my chances of dying before I reach her. If I make it, try and rape. If not, at least I tried.

I shoot.

/flying 69

C) put it in

I shoot her.

Disarm, throw to ground, rape.

>>38830256
...and?

I blink past her because I'm a Troll Mage

>>38830395
>>38830378
Suppose it's your waifu?

I CROSS THE CONCRETE BRIDGE SLIGHTLY OUT OF SHOT

~tcl

>>38830443
I shoot.

Is this like, assuming she wants to kill me?

Is the woman a scotsman with a machinegun for a prosthetic leg?
Also am I a samurai flung to the far future by aku?

impromptu bulls on parade jam session

>>38830443
...I shoot her.

LIGHT BRIDGE ON FIRE

Walk toward her, try to get past her. Once she's distracted, rape and murder her and throw her off the bridge once done.

i'd get owned and thrown into the river below like a true manly man

Ask her, kindly, to not shoot me and then turn around and walk off the suspension ridge?

I'm still in a dream. Snake Eater.

Shoot her

ZA WARUDO!

>>38830437

blink failed, there was a minor topographical abnormality

>>38830443

I continue to shoot her body to ensure death

>>38830483
that fight scene is the coolest fight in the history of cartoons

>>38830472
>>38830505
In self-defense?

Jump over the side of the bridge
Hang on as she walks by
Jump back up and CQC takedown

confuse her
yell "MOM, IS THAT YOU?" and run at her. then rape. then kill.

I go back to my end of the bridge and pretend to let her walk through
Then I bash her head in, take gun, cross bridge...

OP did not specify what kind of gun she was handling. He also did not say anything about her.

But only the situation and the perspective of you.

But what OP can say is, what kind of demeanor is she walking towards carrying the gun?

Climb over her.

I let her break my arm and throw me off the bridge.

hang onto the bottom and cross the entire thing making monkey noises

being a woman, shed probably end up setting the gun off somehow, potentially putting bullets in the sensitive bridge and sending her and whoever else is on it to their death

i will let her cross.... if she can

>>38830569
To spare her the grief.

One must die and one must live.

Shoot myself

Keep walkin'. She can't kill me, because there would still be a body on the bridge, preventing her from crossing.

The Capilano Suspension Bridge is not video games.

>>38830569
To spare her the grief.
One must die, and one must live.

>>38830564
agrede.

I would ask for some psychological help, apparently, I'm seeing a woman outside a kitchen.

>>38830671


quit raging

only three people here actually get how this is /v/ related...wow

Fuck yeah. Jungle stage from Goldeneye!

She hasn't made any indication she's going to shoot me. I step aside and let her pass like a gentleman.

/v/ has trouble approaching women as it is. What makes you think you would approach a women with a gun?

Challenge her to a game of Yu-Gi-Oh

Obviously she's carrying a water gun that she's using to soak her white t-shirt. When we meet in the middle of the bridge I rip off shirt in half and titfuck her.

I walk back and let her pass.

...Is the woman named Dahlia?

>>38830256

Retarded assholes, it's the supposed suspension bridge effect, suck a bucket of dicks fucking faggot.

There, I ruined your thread, happy?

lay down and let her step over me.
continue on my way

God. You're all underage B&.

It's the jungle fight with Xenia Onnatop in Goldeneye 64.

Kill her and wield the dual grenade launchers with approx 5 ammo each

It's Xenia Onatopp and she has a grenade launcher and an RC-P90. I shoot her like a million times but she takes forever to die, because it's 007 Mode and I have everything on 1000% health.

>>38830867
God you're a retard, it's the MGS:Peace Walker trailer.

Is the woman Scottish?

This is very important.

I can't believe how many people don't see the connection to the Peace Walker trailer.

>>38830861
You didn't, because it's lines from the Peace Walker TGS trailer twisted to a male perspective.

I ruined the thread and your attempt at ruining the thread.

>>38830943
It's clearly goldeneye

>>38831020
It's not. Go watch it again.

ヴァーミリオン少尉！

>>38831053
watch what?

WHEN THE HEAVENS DIVIDE...

>>38831020
It's Peace Walker. Lines between the Boss and an unknown female.

The suspension bridge effect happens when a person crosses a suspension bridge and he sees someone of the opposite sex. his fear of falling down causes his heart to pound. He then mistakes that for the heart-pounding feeling felt when falling in love with the opposite sex.

In short, when the other party is in a state of fright and he see you, he will fall in love with you.

Psychologically it would work, but probably not in practice
Joyce: Scooter, I love you!

Scooter: Stop shaking the bridge

Joyce: be careful, your gonna fall. your gonna fall!

>>38830861

The suspension bridge effect happens when a person crosses a suspension bridge and he sees someone of the opposite sex. his fear of falling down causes his heart to pound. He then mistakes that for the heart-pounding feeling felt when falling in love with the opposite sex.

In short, when the other party is in a state of fright and he see you, he will fall in love with you.

No problem. Run backwards and then go a few feet to the left. While that dumb bitch continues to run straight on the bridge, you can blast her several times with your AR-33, killing her before she even reaches the other side. Done.