for a minute there i thought obama was in the thumbnail

>>38432762

Thanks for the Parasect, I was looking for that suave son of a bitch.

derp derp poison

so much purple

I've got just the thing to spank you, buddy.

Fuck yes.

One thing that can destroy you?
Blastoise can fuck your shit up anyday.
Midget.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

suddenly, THOUSANDS

A SWARM UPON YOU

>Also, try to name a Pokemon that could kill me.

Gengar would rape your shit

>>38432672
Good game.

>>38432938

Thunder, whore.

>>38432980

>>Implying an Electric could kill a Ground

>>38432672

You're history.

>>38432935
HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT
FUCKING AWESOME

What what

>>38433133
Aw fuck no, Nidoking can't OHKO Blastoise with a Thunder, not even using Life Orb or Choice Specs.
Blastoise on the other hand, can fuck your shit up with a Surf.

>>38433281

Doesn't have to be OHKO. Only thing I can't take and live through is a STAB Earthquake. I'll mess your shit up with Thunder and Sucker Punch.

Queer.

Are there any adult pokemon trainers?

>>38433472
You actually think a Thunder and a Sucker Punch will kill that guy's Blastoise?
This Nidoking most have some weird EV's.

Anyways, I nominate Quagsire. Enjoy your STAB Surf and Earthquake.

>>38433472

How do you beat Ghosts? I think we've got you beat.

>>38433773

Water/Ground?

Enjoy my bro Parasect raping your shit with Spore+Seed Bomb

>>38433875
Dont poision attacks hit ghosts?

>>38433472
My Blastoise is going to wall you up like a mother fucker.
Enjoy taking a Yawn when you try to use your shitty sucker punch.
Nidoking looks cool but can't do shit you faggot.
Also, Feraligatr, one Waterfall and shits over.

>>38432857

Good picture ruined by Jesse's fucked up face.

>>38432672

>>38433875

Any Dark move.

>>38433984

Depends on the ghost. The Gastly line are hit by it, but it's not effective and it can't poison them. They're poison types too. I don't know about the other ghosts, I don't know all their types by heart.

>>38434129
lol no, Gengar can outspeed you and you will take a Shadow Ball on your ass.
Admit it faggot, Nidoking is shit.

Gengar's half poison.

I get half a bonus.

>>38434252

Sucker Punch takes Gengar on a date then rapes him orally.

Introvert.

Admit it, Nidoking, this trumps anything you can dish out.

Nidoking, how you gonna beat that guy? Sure looks like he's got your number.

>>38432860

>>38434469
No, he can simply explode on your face.
Also, who the fuck uses Sucker Punch in Nidoking?

>>38434840

I do for nerds like yourself.

>>38434840

This guy, apparantly.

goasts win

>>38434469
Didn't reply to my Blastoise? I guess you admit defeat if so.

S W A M P E R T

>>38434960

What are you talking about

THIS MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT HERE.
SUCKER PUNCH DOES NOTHING, ENJOY SOME EARTHQUAKES.

>>38435184

>>Implying I wouldn't switch into to my bro Gengar/Crobat

I am a huge faggot please rape my face

>>38435268
No, Gengar will just take a Sucker Punch and Crobat gets Stone Edge right in the face.

>>38435209

What the fuck happened there? That's not the picture I uploaded.

>>38435356

>>Implying anything is faster than Crobat

>>38435519
>implying i would not rape you in the switch-in

>>38435519

>Implying it matters if Crobat is up against Tyranitar

>>38435209

WTF!? Fullsize is different from thumbnail!
How did you do that!?

Does anyone have this in full size?

>>38435612

You think that's funny? I've never seen that May pic before either.

>>38432671
> Save the English language: http://www.anonta[removethis]lk.com/ICARE
Copypasta. :[

You can't hurt Porygon2.
Enjoy some Ice beams.

Pokemon that could OHKO a Nidoking:

Any Water, Ice, or Psychic type with merely a decent special attack.

Blastoise is more than sufficient for this. A good Starmie would be absolute rape.

>>38435678

>>38435750

>>Implying Superpower wouldn't obliterate Porygon2 and his posterity

>>38435820

Thanks man!

Garchomp.

>>38435701

You've broken it, son. I hope you're proud of yourself.

>>38435822
>implying i'm not using 252 HP and 216 DEF EVs.
Get over it dickhead, Nidoking is shit.

>>38435930

I have to know how it's done. It's the ultimate troll

>>38432672
Fuck you Nidoqueer. I would fucking demolish you. That goes for any of you other faggots as well.

>>38435888

Not a problem.

>>38435943

>>Implying that matters

>>38436003
Its a image glitch, the two images were posted at the exactly same time.

Nidoking, you're behind on your replies.

Plenty of 'mons here fuck your shit up.

>>38436076
>implying i'm not going to stall you using recover while you use Superpower and gets your attack to -6

>>38436048

Superior version.

>>38436119

Oh yes indeedy.

A Snorlax could kill you.

No, srs, imagaine that fucker rolling on top of you.

>>38436284
Seconded.
Curselax one shots Nidoking so hard.

>>38436284

Snorlax + Immunity + Earthquake = dead nidoking

I like Nidoking. :3

>>38436031
Whatever happened to this? Did we ever get the ending?

Let's have a recap of the mons that fuck Nidoking, movelist pending:

>>38432860
>>38432918
>>38432935
>>38432952
>>38433089
>>38433145
>>38433376
>>38433875
>>38433502
>>38434037
>>38436023
>>38436201

>>38435781

Yeah, definitely a Starmie. Psychic would one-shot Nidoking easily. Here's why:

>Nidoking Base Spe Def- 75
>Starmie Base Spe Atk- 100

Oh but wait, there's more:

>Nidoking Base Speed- 85
>Starmie Base Speed- 115

Now I would anticipate that you'd argue Sucker Punch as a counter to Starmie. Not so fast there.

>Starmie Base Def- 85

Sucker Punch, even with Nidoking's base 92 atk, is still not that strong for a base def of 85. Your Nidoking is fucked.

>>38436467

http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=23381980&x=GOLD+strikes+yet+again

Last we saw of GOLD.

>>38432977
Molly, you complete me.

>>38436767

Starmie could fuck your shit up too, pal.

ghost pokemon

Nidoking has fucked off! I declare victory for the ghosts!

moar pokeart plz

No way Nidoking could handle this shit.

>>38438699

Pikachu's Expression in this one is just awesome

it's all over

>>38432672
S'up. Bow down before your master, bitch.

>>38438855

Only if it's a Wondertomb.

>>38438890

>>38438751
It's totally doing the Gunbuster pose.

>>38438785
>>38438715
I wanna See Articuno now, and maybe the 3 legendary dogs too.

posting awesome kaputops

Moar Goddamnit!

>>38439289
i have plenty to post

>>38439289

>Implying a constant stream of art hasn't been occurring.

>>38439510

Holy fuck.
10/10

poisplosion