oh good god you had me 10/10

...unless everything before the last line was true...then im deeply sorry for you

i lold

Nice comic, Shit Shooter,

...Daniel LeBlanc?

>>38035413
eh, I may of embelished some things, but this is basically what happened.
>>38035613
at least someone is laughing.

oh wow 10/10 this is genius

It wasn't

I just fucked up somewhere along the line so all this is my fault

>It didn't help that THE PS3 HAS NO GAEMS

My childhood was pretty fucked, but I've never experience humiliation on such a base level.

>>38035227
lol typical 360 fag

lol'd.

Greatest build up to a lame joke. Very good OP.

In return, nostalgia gaeming!

>>38035227
Bully is PS3, OP is 360

Rrod is the farting roflxD

>>38035227

>>38036009
>>38036068
i lold

One time in primary school I picked up some dog poop with a scooper from the sandpit and smeared it on the jungle gym swings seats. No swinging for you, fuckers.

Our high school was poor, so we used to have morning assemblies sitting on the cold hard floor of the stadium (gym, I guess). One time I was called up to receive an award, but my legs had fallen asleep because I sat cross-legged for so long, so I pretty much stumbled my way up there. Got picked on pretty hard for that, but it wasn't really that big of a deal. Wasn't like I fell down, pointed my ass skyward and shat my pants.

>>38036068

Story doesn't make much sense. Punch to gut caused you to shit self?

...Sounds unbelievable. Probably true.

>>38036427
I wish it wasn't tue.

Ideal. I live an amazing life.

>>38035227
Hey OP

That kid sure showed you

>>38037018

But it is Tuesday...

>>38035227
that's why you don't fight retards.

>>38037364
He was a retard. He's probably working at McDonalds or some special needs type of job.

Its pointless to be angry at him.

I just got a ticket for speeding and possession. Buck the fuck up, faggot.

It was believable until this.

>Had to wear a shirt saying what I did.

>>38037500
that's not as bad as what happened to OP i'm sorry to break it to you.

OP, it's call move to a new school.

Geez.

>PS3 has no games


FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>>38037499
No, he's probably on disability and bought his own PS3 with OP's tax dollars.

>>38035227

lol'd, 10/10

>>38037573

it was one of those backwater schools. Half the kids that were there were inbred- for instance the guy I was fighting was probably the product of his some brother & sister.

Given that, the school had a lot of punishments that were rather unorthodox.

>Shit shooter

GENIUS

>>38035227

Riveting tale chap.

Well I have a fraternal twin who was basically the most popular kid in elementary school so....that, plus the fact that my mom was a teacher in my junior high and is still considered by many of my friends to be their favorite teacher ever, I had absolutely no problems in school. I even had an easy time talking to older girls because I was always "Mrs anon's kid"

Only thing I wish I did was find some people who enjoyed video games as much as I do. I have NEVER had someone to consistently play games with, I usually just play games alone. My brother used to play the Tony Hawk games and the Goldeneye games (agent under fire not 64), but he stopped saying that "he can't do it"

Thank you anonymous I liked the ending!

Awesome story.

you deserved it OP, redringers don't get any sympathy from me

>>38035227
10/10
we need more like this
and if its real damn... *brofist*

>>38037688

I fucking hope not.

>>38037638
Like I didn't fucking try to? I lived out in a rural area. My family didn't have any money to move. I just had to put up with the shitty lifestyle. That and my dad wouldn't of moved for me even if we did have the money. Thats how much he hated me.

hah hah hah, fart miser

OP, you have only one option.

become a super villian.

>>38038027
Hey Tin Tin!

Tell Haddock to let you have a turn of the computer for a while!

oh Jesus christ'd at OP's comic.
I though everything was gonna turn out fine.

Excellent comic

fucking saved
epic story

>>38038240

I saw someone avatarfagging as Calculus once. I thought I'd see him around but sadly I haven't, if there was a tintin tripfriend I'd be happy.

>>38038068
But he has a Ps3, didn't you read the comic? why would he be depressed otherwise?

I got into a fight with the big kid at school too, around about 4th grade too.

He kicked me in the stomach and I went down, hurt so bad that I couldn't breath.

He turned around, and I remember just standing up, lunging at him and basically just going feral.

I bit a chunk out of his shoulder and tore up his chest with my nails, I got expelled from that school and my parents took me to see a shrink every week for the next two years. The kid's Dad tried to take me my parents to court, but nothing came of it.

Most of the kids from school never spoke to me after that day, can't say I blame them really.

I've never been in a fight since.

holy shit. i cant stop laughing. this made my day

No matter how bad your childhood was you are where you are now because of your own doing.
No exscuses. Be happy.

fuck you op i laughed

I remember being in a fight when I was in the 4th or 5th grade. I was jumped actually, by like 4 other kids while my best friend just stood there and watched. I never found out why this happened because I would of considered them my friends. Instead of thinking of faggot SF moves, I was thinking of Mortal Kombat shit.

Ever since then, I became a asshole. I started "bullying" others and never got into the fight. I guess I figured I'd be the one bullying and not the one being bullied. I stopped when I got into high school, not sure why ...

>>38038455

Yeah i think that's what will happen to me.

Never been in a fight but if someone gets under my skin enough that i snap i'll probably start biting and clawing like you did.

>>38038357
No one care faggot.

Oh jesus, riveting fucking tale chap, fucking saved.

>>38038455

You're a...a...MADCLAW!!

I hope you were exiled from your village after that, barbarian. Nothing you could have done would be worse than using your CLAWS as weapons!!

I WAS the big kid in school. When I was in grade 10, I was around 6'3 and 260 lbs, most of it muscle.

Hard to believe that someone on /v/ isn't a flabby tub of fat or a skinny toothpick, I know, but it's true. I blame it on genetics, my fathers side are all physical laborers and such. I certainly didn't try to be big, and I didn't really want to be either.

The problem is that I also had a brain, which meant I was alienated from the retarded jock crowd since I never participated in their stupid redneck jokes and shit, and the smart sissy nerd crowd were all fucking terrified of me. The average people probably thought I was a psycho or some shit. They never came anywhere close to me if they could help it.

I didn't have a single friend all through high school, but hey, I never once got picked on or got into a fight, and I didn't shit my pants, repeatedly, in front of a huge crowd, so I can't really complain.

Fuck that was longer then it should have been, none of you faggots care.

That... sort of happened to me... not as bad, mind you. just the stomach punching part.

Some huge mentally unbalanced kid was acting like a retard on our school bus during a field trip. I was a huge smartass back then and I made some comment about his mother (I don't remember what I said, this was 6th grade though, so it probably wasnt that bad.)

Anywho, when we got off the bus I remember someone tapping me on the shoulder, I turned around and then WHAM I got decked the fuck out in the stomach.


And then there was one time I got tripped by this kid named Ben Bailey, who was the smuggest mother fucker on the planet. He tripped me into a huge pile of sludge. I lost it. I chased after him and punched him as hard as I could in the gut, I think it hurt him because he fell down to his knees. I felt really bad and then ran away like a little girl. Never got in trouble, oddly enough.

>>38038455
WHORESON

>>38038822
>no one care

Op here. Thanks for reading my story. I used some events in my life to articulate it but its for the most part false. I played along to keep the thread going.

remember PS3 has no games

>>38038958

They did the trick, although to be honest I'm more likely to punch rather than claw now.

Besides, I did it more to keep hold of him, I just didn't realise how much damage they could do, tore the shit out of his chest.

first of all OP's story is good but fake, and people are lying for him... so this is what it has come too -.-
use a temp trip next time OP

Anyways, I had a similar story taht actually happened. Basically i got diarrhea during class, i didn't know it so i thought a fart was coming. Then all the sudden a made a small shart, maybe about an ounce of poop. So i was like shit i need to clean this up (it was in my underwear for those who might be wondering). So naturally i ask to go to the bathroom and i went. I cleaned out the small bugger and wiped my butt but i needed to poop cus i had diarrea, so i did. Then i didn't know it but i was there for 20 mins. so the teacher had someone come check on me. They had an iq of 30 so they didn't ask me if i was ok or anything so they went back and said that they didn't know but the bathroom smelt like shit (herp derp it's a bathroom). So then everyone knew i took a giant crap, haha funny. But then they started to believe it was a large mound of poop (which never existed, i checked). That lasted for about a week. Never the less it wasn't fun for me :(

>>38039055
Are you me? Did I post this? I don't remember posting this.

>>38039055
>Fuck that was longer then it should have been, none of you faggots care.

you're right.

>>38039055
>>38039302
thats what i was thinking.

When I was in the sixth grade my teacher made me cry.

Let me re-state that, my teacher.

I fell asleep in class because I had a late-night, and she slams her hand down on my desk and wakes me up, then starts cursing and yelling at me to the point of tears.

The girl sitting beside me put a sign on my back that said "Cry baby".

None of my friends told me about it. I had it on my back all day.

None of those friends lasted up to middleschool.

>>38038357
howdy

>>38039250
beat you to the annoucement faggot

>>38039250
> -.-
> :(

You fucking deserved it.

My entire childhood was a consecutive series of embarrassments.

None of which are particularly worth pointing out though, mostly stupid shit I did that make me look like an idiot for about five minutes until everyone forgot.

I got high on E with my friends, went to class and the teacher gave me shit for being late.

I punched him in the face.

assualt charges and expelled from that school permantly

I have an alcoholic dad who beat my mum and chased us out of the house a bunch of times. One time he screamed "YOUR SISTER'S FINE, BUT I DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOU" right in my face. I must have been about 8.
Last christmas I was finally man enough to push that fucker out of the house when he got pissed.
Still, childhood felt bad man.

oh fuck you op. you got me fucking good

>>38039606
>assualt
>permantly

Looks like you were expelled from all schools everywhere.

Once in 4th grade I really need to piss. I had the worst teacher in the school and she wouldn't let me go until i finished my work (she also made us write in all handwriting).

Well needless to say i pissed myself before I could go, and had to wear snow pants the rest of the day.

everyones forgotten or moved away, but either way i'm still embaressed by it

i remember one christmas where i wanted a playstation and a n64 and i only got a playstation. shit was pretty screwed up..

>>38039606
what a lie

if you had ever been on E you would know that it is chemically impossible to get agro on it.

they used to prescribe MDMA to fueding families for fuck sake.

>>38040016

boo fucking hoo, you whiney rich little prick. I bet you were the kind of kid who would get a jet ski for your birthday but complain that it wasn't your favorite color.

>>38040016
Goddamn, man. That's fucking.. I'm so sorry for you..

>>38039833

Same grade, was sitting on carpet. After pissing myself we all had to get up to tables to work. We finish the work and all sit back on the carpet. I move somewhere else and some other guys sits in my piss.

Feels good man

I raped a girl in high school.

It wasn't about sex. (though she was hot) It was because I hated her. I hated her for making herself my girlfriend's archenemy and making her life hell. I hated her for being a snobby bitch. I hated her to the core and karma was long overdue.
So I managed to catch her alone. Didn't hold anything back. I did everything I could think of to her.

I got away with it. But thinking back, it wasn't worth it. She was a huge bitch, but my now-ex girlfriend was no worse for wear(she still has no idea what I did, nobody does), and is doing great in college. Everyone else she hurt? I dunno. But she never did to anyone as bad as what I did. It still haunts me to this day.

Remember I pissed my pants once in elementary school. I managed to spin it so that everyone thought it happened because the teacher wouldn't let me go to the restroom. No one ever made fun of me for that.

my childhood was pretty normal. then high school came and everything went to shit.

Alchoholics made my childhood sad and traumatizing :I

>>38040206
Stop being a whiny pussy.

You scored, with a woman no less, and that is all that matters.

>>38039055
>I was the hulk
>but I was also a genius, woe is me

Boo fucking hoo, seriously people, high school isn't that hard, and in YOUR circumstances would it seriously have been that difficult to make friends? No. It wouldn't have. If you had a fraction of the brainpower in high school that you claim to you would've been everybody's BFF.

Not that I believe you, troll.

>>38039302
>>38039379

Take a walk, Metoos.

>>38040016

you think thats bad, my dad got me a mother fucking brand new 2009 toyota tundra with all the works, heated seats, dvd player, gps. But it was fucking grey. I wanted a mothering fucking black tundra.

I told him too, i took my bat and beat the shit out of that crappy truck and made him buy me a new one.

what an asshole, i was 16, ruined my entire highschool life. I've never forgiven him

>>38040252
>>38039635
Feelin' it guys, feelin' it.

My childhood was hella boring.

A handful of friends all through school, did homework, played the vidya, blah blah blah.

well i got pretty severe cystic acne which stuck with me thoughout high school, so even if people did like me i was so full of anxiety and bitterness that it didnt matter.

its all scars today but ill never be the same most likely.

>>38040327
>boo fucking hoo

nigga stole my taunt

It was awesome. I actually hung out with people more than I did now.

>>38040266
I'd had sex with my girlfriend more than once before then.

Besides, like I said, it wasn't about sex. It was about hate. I didn't "score". I got revenge. But it was disproportionate revenge. She never wrecked anyone's lives for good(considering how everything went from worse to even worse for her after the fact I'd hate to see how she wound up).

I feel like a monster every time I remember that. I've tried to block it out. I can't.
I hope one day I get to stop a rape from happening. Repent for what I did.

One time I dropped a tray of food in the lunch line at school. That was pretty bad.

I had a rough time of it.
I don't have a good constitution, so I blacked out a lot.
Furthermore when I was younger and sometimes even now I had a problem of pissing myself when I laugh too hard. I've been to doctor after doctor and there's fuckall anyone can do. I didn't hit puberty until I was 17 and even then I had to be put on drugs for it. I'm just a sickly bitch.
But fortunately my parents recognized that it wasn't my fault early on and they spoiled me to hell and back so I wouldn't feel so bad.
It didn't help. When I think back now on all the things I had to miss because I was scared if I hung out with my friends that I would embarrass myself in such a way. Shitsux.
But now I have a good group of about 5 people and I never eat a dinner alone, so I guess in the end I turned out OK.

>>38040485
>its all scars today but ill never be the same most likely.

HAHAHHA

Holy fuck, something about that line... it's just inherently funny.

I remember fighting the dirty kid at my school. The one who was the first to grow a scrubstache. The stinky one.
For whatever reason, I'd gotten into a wordfight with him and he halfassedly tried to punch me. he kind of missed and just stood with his back turned for a second. I proceeded to smash the ever loving shit out of his back with my fists. Some kid said 'That was cool, Simon.' but I was too pissed to respond, I went and sat down to cool off.


Another time some asshole was shouting in my ear as I walked out the door with a box full of trading cards. I kicked my leg back and got him in the balls. He knocked the box out of my hands as he went down, but fuck it was satisfying.

In 9th Grade I egged this guy who'd been harrasing me most of the year in front of his friends. He tried PICKING UP BROKEN EGGSHELLS and tossing them back, but I caught him in the face a few times. That was so satisfying.

You know that kid who always had the silent but deadly farts but didn't know it was me?

I'm sorry.

>>38040712
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I HATE YOU

>>38036203
Around 4th grade something similar happened to a girl in my class,only her legs actually gave out and she fell flat on her face. Shit was hilarious.

>>38040712
FUCK YOU STUNK UP THE WHOLE ROOM

I was the token Asian in an all Anglo school. I was made fun of for my accent, skin colour and height. Once I was solving an algebra equation in Math class and all the jocks yelled "He's good at this because he's Asian" and proceeded to throw spit balls at me for the whole duration of the class.

I made a few friends during that time and you know what? I would not exchange them for anything in the world because they are still my bros and they actually acknowledged me as a person, not an alien.

>>38040170
lies. no one on /v/ has ever gotten that close to a girl

>>38040568
Get a sense of humor you insufferable fuck. It was a joke.

>>38040664

i mean my personality wont be the same but i see how it could be funny

>>38040663
there was a kid in my class exactly like that, i used to make fun of him, even kicked his ass a few times.

then i noticed he didn't hit puberty and he had a feminine appearance and voice, didn't help he had long girly hair.

Long story short we fell in love got married and adopted kids.

I was beaten quite a bit as a kid. Eventually my dad knocked my tooth out. Fun.

>>38041011
Creepy.

I dropped out of middle school because I was sick
Too sick to go back for high school.
I spent a lot of time alone because of that. Everything's okay now, but my 9th grade year was very isolated. I started working full time at age 15 to compensate. Didn't make me feel much better
I go to college now and live a pretty normal life.

I have you all way beat.

I molested a little boy I used to baby sit. And I'm a guy.

All I really did was massage his ass, and he didn't care, but still. If I could turn back time...
I try to block it out but threads like this keep bringing it back.

I actually got caught due to some oddly specific circumstances, probably karma, but it was due to the circumstances that his mom didn't believe I did it either.
My heart was beating pretty fast though. Luckily, they ended up moving away.

It's been a while since I laughed so much from a comic here.

10/10

>>38041083
did you just delete your post and repost it.

faggot

>>38041083
So... you weren't caught at all.

How does that compare? Also, tell me more about these circumstances.

anyone else ever play star wars in gym class? around 1st-2nd grade.

everyone sits on little roller scooters and you try and hit each other with dodgeballs. each team tries to take out the others "death star" which was basically a goal with a goalie in it.

>>38039062
>this kid named Ben Bailey, who was the smuggest mother fucker on the planet
Does this Ben Bailey happen to be around 6ft and have a blond/red Jew-fro?

>>38040978
I never got made fun of because I got really good at hiding it really quickly. But it sure didn't help my self esteem.

ITT: BAAAAWWW MY LIFE WAS TERRIBLE
No one has an ideal life

>>38041214

Are you a guy, or a girl?

>>38041165
It compares because what I did is still more disgusting than anything in this thread.

Basically, the kids mom was going out with some creepy guy. My mom didn't trust him, so she told his mom to tell him about not getting raped and all that. So as it turns out the kid has a camping trip coming up he doesn't want to go on. I don't know how the conversation went, but in exchange for not having to go camping he told his mom what I did.

She probably figured he lied to get out of it.