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    29 KB Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:47 No.37599667  
    http://christwire.org/2009/09/is-video-gaming-a-threat-to-americas-high-school-jock-culture/

    AHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS I DONT EVEN

    >Be honest with your boys and tell them they’ll grow >up as failures if they don’t excel at sports. Make >them go outdoors! Lock them out if necessary. On >birthdays and Christmas, buy them sports gifts. >Every kid enjoys a new baseball mitt or a football! >(I’d avoid skateboards, however, there is too much >drug use and anti-social behavior connected with it.) >And when they’re 16, it’s time to consider the >appropriate “muscle car” for your boy.

    I AM GETTING TROLLED SO HARD
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:48 No.37599707
    olde jesus christ
    >> Gay Purple Man !3I4SJbCh8M 09/09/09(Wed)21:48 No.37599729
    >>37599667
    oh
    ho
    oh god
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:49 No.37599748
    >Every kid enjoys a new baseball mitt or a football!

    i would have been like "dad, i am disappoint"
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:49 No.37599774
    >CollegeHumor.com Now Promotes Having Sex With >Pony Anus’

    Sorry not vidya related but god damn what the fuck is this
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:50 No.37599837
    (I’d avoid skateboards, however, there is too much drug use and anti-social behavior connected with it.)

    Yea skateboards are like crack addictions on wheels

    fuck
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:50 No.37599845
    >>37599748
    My dad got me a hammer for my birthday once.
    >> Rolento !!sPDbsBe3jIC 09/09/09(Wed)21:51 No.37599868
    >>(I’d avoid skateboards, however, there is too much drug use and anti-social behavior connected with it.)

    Goddamn it.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:51 No.37599896
    This is parody, if anyone cares.

    For an even better comment he should have thrown in something like "except soccer, if your son is playing soccer, he's probably under the socialist influence"
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:51 No.37599897
    Anti social? Skateboarding? I mean SO HERE I AM..
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:51 No.37599899
    Sorry, it's pretty much true. Shouldn't you be at Starbucks? Don't forget your wool cap!
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:52 No.37599917
    It's called satire, you faggots, and this is the funniest I've seen it a while.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:52 No.37599926
    >>37599748
    That's what I did when he got me a bike. Dammit dad, you know I'd never use the thing.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:52 No.37599940
    >>37599899
    Was that supposed to be insulting?

    I mean really...
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:52 No.37599943
    Page won't load for me but, ... what? What is their basic argument for vidja harming JOCK culture?

    Is it because more Nerds are staying home to play vidja, causing the Jocks to run dry on lunch money?
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:52 No.37599945
    Christwire.com is a satire, faggots
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:53 No.37599968
    I'd say jocks that play Guitar Hero and Madden are a threat to Video Gaming.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:53 No.37599981
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    >Adults who were video gamers in high school are far less likely to become investment bankers, real estate salesmen, doctors, lawyers and sports coaches.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:53 No.37599984
    >>37599897
    DOING EVERYTHING I CAN
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:53 No.37600024
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    >from cheerleaders and their pom poms to young firm men filling out new crisp football uniforms, a pair of bulging muscles below soccer shorts
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:53 No.37600027
    >>37599945
    This
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:54 No.37600033
    Just another reason to hate christfags.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:54 No.37600058
    I play Football for my high school team, second string Dback.. and I play Dwarf Fortress :
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:54 No.37600086
    >It is, in essence, incredible training for the Christianity inherent in our beautiful American boys and girls.

    >inherent in our beautiful American boys and girls.

    >beautiful boys and girls.

    fucking pedos...
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:55 No.37600103
    >>37599945

    Damn I knew it. I knew no one could be this stupid.

    But then again...
    >CHRISTwire

    Fuck
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:55 No.37600140
    >>37600103
    Dude if it's a parody it's probably written by atheists or some shit.
    >> BR FIST !x5zYRYtvio 09/09/09(Wed)21:56 No.37600184
    God damn this dude is a tard. Just about everyone on my football team does some type of drug and drinks, skateboarders are tame compared to them. Plus our football team plays the vidya a ton, usually it's stuff like Smash Bros or Call of Duty, but some of them like the good shit. (Not implying Smash and COD are bad in any way, just that those are some generally acceptable games by most people)
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:56 No.37600213
    >Mario Brothers
    >made unscrupulous corporations rich and taught a generation of our children to hate society and their parents.

    Wat.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:57 No.37600231
    It's funny because it's so close to the truth
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:57 No.37600280
    It's satire you fucking idiots, do you not have any critical thinking skills?
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:58 No.37600304
    I think this shit is real.

    The author is replying to the comments like he fucking means it. Like he REALLY fucking means it.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:58 No.37600348
    I was originally surprised that you were all too fucking stupid to realise that this is a parody.

    Then I remembered that 99% of you fell for the Fragmaster Final Fantasy 13 video.

    You stupid fucks.
    >> Boros !9kbJjvwmwE 09/09/09(Wed)21:59 No.37600378
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    >>37599667
    i'd like to see some statistics of what percentage of fraternity members become worthless dead-end job failures vs. non-fraternity members.
    >> Herbert Schultze !0vfTlgixAQ 09/09/09(Wed)21:59 No.37600384
    >>37599984
    GETTING OLDER ALL THE TIME
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:59 No.37600393
    >>37600304
    Trolling 101
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)21:59 No.37600415
    >>37600280
    The worse a christian fundamentalist site is, the more likely it is to be real.

    And this is pretty bad.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:01 No.37600479
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    whoever made this site is a real life troll I mean fucking green skin and everything because no way in hell someone with half a brain thinks this is real
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:01 No.37600492
    >>37599940
    hit a little close to home? :*(
    >> Gay Purple Man !3I4SJbCh8M 09/09/09(Wed)22:01 No.37600502
    Even though if this is a pardoy, it reminds me of the good old Post about LUNIX and IF YOUR SON WANTS A NEW ISP AND USES AMD HE IS HACKER
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:01 No.37600513
    >>37600378

    it's about the same

    in ameruhcuh
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:01 No.37600520
    >>37600304

    That's so stupid I can't tell if you're trolling about the guy trolling.

    Meta as fuck in here.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:01 No.37600526
    >>37599667
    THIS MAN HAS A POINT

    And it's obviously flawed and misdirected.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:02 No.37600529
    >>37599897
    ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!

    Oh wait....
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:02 No.37600532
    Lol trollan.

    Also, site is loading really slow. And someone post this on /b/.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:02 No.37600542
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    A football?
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:02 No.37600551
    >from cheerleaders and their pom poms to young firm men filling out new crisp football uniforms, a pair of bulging muscles below soccer shorts.

    >Bulging.

    >Penis.

    >Bulging penis.

    >Cheerleader whores

    >Bulging penis inside cheerleader whores.

    >Jesus.

    >Second coming.

    >Jesus cum.

    >Everyone feels his love wash over them.

    >Cum everywhere SLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTS
    SLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSPC is dying as a gaming platform.SLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSS
    LUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTSSLUTS
    >> Theycallmehsexypants !ZdEjEDRLmc 09/09/09(Wed)22:02 No.37600566
    WHAT THE FUCK
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:02 No.37600567
    >>37600086

    >from cheerleaders and their pom poms to young firm men filling out new crisp football uniforms, a pair of bulging muscles below soccer shorts,
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:03 No.37600631
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    >>37600542
    youll shoot your eye out kid!
    >> BR FIST !x5zYRYtvio 09/09/09(Wed)22:04 No.37600659
    >>37600502
    http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

    IS YOUR SON A COMPUTER HACKER?
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:04 No.37600667
    >>37600631

    WORMS AND PLASTIC MINNOWS
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:05 No.37600770
    >reading greentext befor looking at the link
    >getting mad
    >christwire.org
    >oh never mind
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:05 No.37600772
    >>37600667
    Where would you get worms an plastic minnows?
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:07 No.37600858
    >>37600772
    not the florida everglades
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:07 No.37600889
    >>37600659

    >Comet Cursor"
    almost
    >"Bonzi Buddy"
    got it backwards, but good enough

    > and "Flash".

    wut, I call shenanigans
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:10 No.37601030
    >>37600889

    >If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences.

    and now I'm fucking lost, thanks /v/
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:10 No.37601039
    >>SpongeBob sexually pokemons Barney
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:13 No.37601251
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    >rules 1 and 2

    every time I see this...
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:14 No.37601317
    >>37599917
    The problem is that satire on things like extremist christians, creationists, ultra neo-cons etc, is that there is NO DIFFERENCE between the two. You literally can NOT tell what is satire and what is not, because these groups of people are so fucking ridiculous most of the time.

    I mean look at like Ann Coulter or the Westboro Baptist Church. They SHOULD be satire, they should only exist in short skits on comedy shows or as fake web bloggers online. But they're real and legitimate and they honestly hold the beliefs they spout.
    >> Anonymous of College Park,MD 09/09/09(Wed)22:15 No.37601360
    I can't access the article. But I'm already raging by the thought that video games threatens "jock culture"
    >> Anonymous of College Park,MD 09/09/09(Wed)22:16 No.37601459
    >If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences.

    That actually describes ravers than hackers.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:17 No.37601492
    >>37601317
    WBC confirmed for trolls.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:20 No.37601687
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    >>37601492
    source?
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:21 No.37601733
    Anyone who thinks this is real is a fool. It still manages to piss me off though, thinking that there could possibly be someone out there who believes this shit.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:21 No.37601759
    >>37601687
    Is this the Krusty Krab?
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:26 No.37602060
    >>37601317
    >>37601317
    >>37601317
    >>37601317
    >>37601317
    This man has the point exactly.
    It's so hard to tell if someone's trolling me or is just that unbelievably stupid anymore. My troll detector is completely thrown off by the REAL 12 year old morons who have IQs in the negative now.
    >> Anonymous of College Park,MD 09/09/09(Wed)22:35 No.37602638
    >From small town rivalries to Little League Championships, from cheerleaders and their pom poms to young firm men filling out new crisp football uniforms, a pair of bulging muscles below soccer shorts, the pep rallies, the bleachers packed with parents and victory pizza parties, in every way teenage jock culture is the epitome of wholesomeness.

    Yeah, right

    >There comes a time in every youngster’s life when they must decide to follow the jock world, to work hard on their bodies and skills, or to chose another path. Often, it’s the freshman year of high school when social pressures are high and the girls start to look awfully pretty. Choosing to be a jock insures a boy popularity, a fantastic group of friends, the love of parents and eventually success with the female persuasion.

    >This implies that you have two choices when you get to high school: Become a jock or you’re nothing. Not everyone is into sports, some students want to focus on schooling.

    >When video gaming first became popular, experts warned of the likelihood of increased amounts of obesity, apathy, suicide, school violence, Satanism, masturbation, homosexuality and unemployment.

    Fat lie.

    >Now video gaming is developing into a high school “culture” itself, as more and more children chose this pathetic and harmful lifestyle instead of joining a fun sports team. It is a world of couch potatoes and basement dwellers. Mentally, they have not developed past the 12-year old stage.

    Many high schoolers do own video game consoles. When I was at high school, I did own a PS2, and Dreamcast, and a Xbox. Did I had suicidal thoughts, became gay, became apathic? No I became more active, and video games gave me a reason to live during the three years of hell I have endured for three years (7th-9th grade). Apparently this author does not know that there are video games of the sport genre.
    >> Anonymous of College Park,MD 09/09/09(Wed)22:36 No.37602667
    >Mentally, they have not developed past the 12-year old stage. They were raised on imaginary cartoon characters like SpongeBob, Pokemon, Barney, Transformers, Scooby Doo and Raggedy Ann.

    You expect them to watch garden variety sitcoms, cop shows, and reality shows like every other adult over 18?

    >All they want is to return to that tv funtime, but their bodies have become so pumped with hormones they’re confused. Suddenly, Raggedy Ann is killing Scooby Doo while SpongeBob sexually pokemons Barney and these kids have found a new outlet for
    their mixed-up physical urges.

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. I DON’T EVEN.


    Adults who were video gamers in high school are far less likely to become investment bankers, real estate salesmen, doctors, lawyers and sports coaches. They do not become our pastors or politicians.

    >There are plenty of adults who are employed in professions like this and more and play video games.

    >picture of a jock shoving a nerd into a closet with a door.

    That picture made want to rage even more.

    Seriously this article basically says if you’re son does not become a stereotypical high school jock, he’ll be a nerd, a loser, and all sorts of shit. Which is untrue.

    I really want to punch that christard who wrote this in the face.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:36 No.37602705
    IT'SA SATIRE GUIES
    >> Anonymous of College Park,MD 09/09/09(Wed)22:37 No.37602786
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    >>37602667
    Especially for this picture.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:38 No.37602789
    Hey, this guy is a CHILDREN'S PARTY ENTERTAINER. If your kid follows this "jock culture" then they too can become a CHILDREN'S PARTY ENTERTAINER.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:40 No.37602924
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    >>37602638
    >masturbation

    got me there!
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:41 No.37602963
    Oh shit I was trolled.

    >christwire

    ah that explains it
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:41 No.37602978
    >>37602705
    Even if this particular piece is satire, it's actually what a good 90% of America believes.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:42 No.37603038
    >All they want is to return to that tv funtime, but their bodies have become so pumped with hormones they’re confused. Suddenly, Raggedy Ann is killing Scooby Doo while SpongeBob sexually pokemons Barney and these kids have found a new outlet for their mixed-up physical urges.

    This guy must spend a lot of time here.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:43 No.37603162
    > Suddenly, Raggedy Ann is killing Scooby Doo while SpongeBob sexually pokemons Barney and these kids have found a new outlet for their mixed-up physical urges.

    wat
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:45 No.37603252
    >>37599667
    yeah, that's so messed up, why would you suggest cars? Trucks are for men.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:46 No.37603338
    >>37603162
    >>37603038
    GET A DRAWFAG IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Matt Hazard !3nOi4PBq/M 09/09/09(Wed)22:47 No.37603381
    >> Make them go outdoors!
    I agree with this
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:50 No.37603553
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    >>Gosh, this town is nothing like Vice City, isn’t it?
    >> Sonofholhorse !!EPauA328psg 09/09/09(Wed)22:55 No.37603934
    I directed him to the best example I could think of regarding his glorious "jock culture"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH6kpjj3Fas
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:55 No.37603936
    >>37602978
    You're an idiot. This is why satire is dangerous: in stupid people, it promotes hatred and false opinions of other people.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:57 No.37604046
    >>37603936

    how is life in Utah?
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:57 No.37604063
    >>37603553
    source?
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:57 No.37604081
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    ridiculous, trolling, fucking wat, holy hell etc
    >and when they're 16, it's time to consider the appropriate muscle car for your boy
    ...................... fuck. I wish I had super christian parents
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)22:58 No.37604156
    IT'S NOT BEING SERIOUS YOU FUCKHEADS
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)23:01 No.37604307
    lol christians cant satire... this has to be real ( no sarcasm) no really no sarcasm here.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)23:01 No.37604320
    GUYS OBAMA JUST GOT SHOT

    IT'S TRUE I READ ABOUT IT IN THE ONION
    >> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)23:02 No.37604389
    >ChristFan4Ever

    >Kids these days only care for their videogames and their Jap cartoons. Just the other day I asked my grandson if he wanted to go play some catch, and he just sat there and ignored me while he played his new Halo game on the Wii we got him from Christmas. I blame his mother for this behavior. His father was always trying to get him into sports but his mother was so overprotective of him that she would not let him join the football team. Now all he does is sit in front of the computer and watch those Narutos and Pokemans. I caught him masturbating one time to pictures of those cat people from the videogame with the blue dog that runs really fast. I was disappoint. How could a 22 year old degrade himself like that? I tried to perform an exorcism on him but his mother would not let me, That whore will burn in hell for eternity.

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