I like men

>>37579394
Oh. I guess that's reasonable.

....

I hate you world.

BRB hanging myself.

i treat women horrible. last girlfriend i had i made cry lots of times, eventually she dumped me and slumped herself into depression. i'm a cunt.

I think that nigger is about to pull the pussy away from him.

>>37579160
Looks like a great reaction image.

But look at his reaction, the pussy he's getting is frightening him, he looks like there's somebody off-camera waving a gun at him and screaming "GODDAMMIT YOU ENJOY THAT FINE TRIM THIS INSTANT OR I'M GONNA HURT YOUR MOM"

>he's getting pussy

that's a kiss

It doesn't look like he enjoys the pussy.

Probably because she's keeping him from playing Smash Bros.

THAT FACE

>>37579546
I lol'd

Sisters don't count.

>>37579491
If you change the way you treat women, you'd be lucky if you get anyware by being nice to them.

That's most likely his sister.

Does anybody at all see that nigger hand about to drag the girl away from him ?

:(

black guys arm is her boyfriend

isn't that girl in pornography?

Over 9000 hours in ms paint

>>37579160
I have extreme social anxiety. I'm actually substantially more attractive than he is but I'm also really feminine. I could probably be a convincing trap if I wanted to.

Anyways, this thread isn't vidya.

I'm a fucking pussy.

This guy also sleeps with a gamecube controller in his hand.

>>37579804
God bless you sir

Is he the kind of faggot that wears red contact lenses or is he just the kind of faggot who gets red-eye in photos?

Is it really that hard to get women for /v/?

I mean, really? Shit, there have been some drop dead ugly and fat motherfuckers married, its nothing new. Yes, even ugly people get married and fucked.

Probably cause /v/'s standards are so high.

>>37579724

who lets their sister kiss them, just seems strange.

>>37579827
>really feminine

>>37579923
That's exactly why. If she's over 90lbs, FAT. Doesn't look like some animu bitch? PIG DISGUSTING.

This guy can get some. Why can't you?

>>37579160
Most women that I've met I haven't felt any particular attraction to.

Yeah I'm a hopeless romantic, so sue me. I just don't see the purpose of all the relationship drama if something meaningful isn't going to come from it.

>>37579923
>Probably cause /v/'s standards are so high.
Nope.

>>37579923
yes high standards get in th way but it paid off during college

>>37579827

Picture, nao!

>>37580004
wait... which one of them is the guy?

I require none, I'm engaged. Keep pretending this is a board to associate with fellow losers. There are tons of us on here who get ours.

ITT: People fall for a photoshop.

>>37579913
Just a regular faggot. He has the claw grip, too.

That's Amber, another pro's girlfriend. Mew2King is never gonna get with that. He is scared and alone.

>>37580004
which one is the guy

>>37579160
HAHA them eyes

I would be scared to see a beauty kiss me like that. *wink wink*

>>37579975

I come from /a/, I must correct you.

PIG DISGUSTING = any 3D women who does not want your penis, ugly or not

Haha, saved.

M2K you crazy

Haha, oh wow.

You can see why he's making that face. It's probably the first time he's felt soft breasts press against his body. He's probably shocked at how soft they are, and probably assumed they felt like bags of sand.

sup guys. feels good to like anime, games and weed and still have a GF. pic related its me

>>37579827
I... uhm..........

pics?

Why is there butt next to the guy in the back?

>>37580167

Look at his left hand! He is frozen!

Priceless picture is priceless

>>37579923

>Shit, there have been some drop dead ugly and fat motherfuckers married

Protip: They didn't look like that when they got married.

>>37580194
You're an ugly spic and so is your girlfriend.

Pretty good shop though.

>>37580327
It's amazing how that girl could be attracted to such an effeminate guy.

>>37580465
>high school

Ewww, mew2king

Shit, he's disgusting to even look at.

>>37580362

>>dem faggot glasses

>>37579935
>>37580031
>>37580203
I would give you pictures if this were r9k and if I weren't leaving for class in less than 10 minutes. Before you say underageb& I'm in college.

>>37580608

His Advanced Controller-Wrangling Techniques make me tremble in awe.

Also, my hands are turning to dust just lookingasnd'sankdse

>>37579827
Wanna spoon?

>>37580700
Fuck, I forgot my sage. Sorry.

It's not his sister, she has a boyfriend, and she is not very attractive.

He doesn't just play Smash, either.

>>37579160
>Burger King crown

Kids, don't play competitive Smash Bros. All you'll get is a faggy Burger King crown. Play a real man's game, like Starcraft.

Someone set Mew2King up the bomb.

One kiss on the cheek, getting pussy does not equal.

>>37580608
dem crooked hands

>>37580362
That would be a good 'i c wut u did thar'

>>37580788

Is she a gamer?

>>37580841
I play both and have this.

My gf. OPs fag boy has got shit on me.

>>37580608
Is it just me, or do his hands look hella fucked up? Is that a bone protruding on right hand? And, shit, I thought I was pale.

I have a girlfriend. I'm roadtripping up in a week to see her, bone the shit out of her for a full week, play some Warhammer and vidya games with her, and then go home.

She's hot as hell, but damn, if she wasn't crazy and full of self esteem issues, she'd realize she's so far out of my league it's not even funny.

>>37580608
The same black guy in the back keeping an eye on him.

>>37580979
>1252183134728.jpg

>>37580979

0/10

you guys know he posts on /v/, right?

>>37581013
That's because he's got his fingers way further back than what's natural for his PRO CONTROLLER HOLDING TECHNIQUE

So who's the lucky lady?

My excuse is I don't know anyone and I leave my apartment like twice a week.

I'm pretty good looking too, but I just don't try socially, you know? I have like 2 good friends who I rarely see and that's it. I spend my time on the internet or playing games.

Oh and I work out regularly too. Girls come up to me and flirt and stuff, but then they realize I'm a sullen lonely brooding piece of shit and they go away.

>>37581148
Yes and the 2 or 3 fanboys he's got here who actually like the pasty faggot make me extremely disappoint.

.>>37581040

You're a smart man, Anon. That's why you go for the neurotic ones. They'll be so worried over their own problems that they won't realize that they could do better.

>>37581148
That's impossible, no one on /v/ is good at any game.

>>37580979
Oh god, if only.... I'd be the happiest man in the world.

>>37581154
Probably his sister.

>>37581237

Me too...

Why can't she be real ;_;

.. I don't NEED pussy?

Sure, I'll take it if it comes (it doesn't) but I really couldn't care less if it doesn't.

And no, I am not gay or asexual.

>>37581229
>Implying the skill ceiling of Smash Bros is high enough for anyone to be considered good at it.

Nigga please. mew2king didn't hit shit. Ken's the one that got some.

Pic related; that's Ken's bitch.

>>37581204
Well, I mean, it's not like I'm any better off mentally, and it helps that she's had a horrible, horrible string of boyfriends who cheated, abused, ignored, etc. After all that, someone like me (socially awkward, introverted, ugly, nerdy) who won't cheat or anything like that, must look like a saint.

But yeah, feels good, man.

>>37581421
>Implying Melee doesn't have a high skill ceiling

>>37581377
I feel like this as well,

>>37581040
She's so far outta your league? HAHHAH keep telling yourself that faggot

Turth is, most nerds actually aren't that socially retarded, it's only /v/ who is.

I have ridiculous standards and little sex drive.

Does that satisfy?

>>37581497
>Implying it does

>>37581344
Because she's an annoying little cunt.

I asked out a girl that I met last year and talked with a whole bunch over the summer, and had really really hit it off with. She said no.

SHIT SUX /V/

is that a prize for winning a ssb tourney? a kiss?

man, i've been tourneying the wrong game.

>>37580362

Oh god.

The guy in the middle kinda looks like me. For a minute thought a picture of me had finally found it's way to 4chan

I'm a christfag who believes in staying pure until marriage, the only women I would date are the ones who would respect this.

inb4 little atheist kids get all pissy about my beliefs

agoraphobia bitches! It fucking sucks, even with meds I will never get laid. fucking 22 year old virgin

>>37581705
You need a haircut that doesn't make you look like a fag then.

>>37581711

Hahahahah what a faggot.

>>37581740
You're afraid of bosses targeting you?

http://super-smash-bros.wikia.com/wiki/Smasher:Mew2King

>On June 14th, 2008, a tournament held by JG in Clifton, was almost canceled due to rain. While waiting for a match, Mew2King informed Gustavo Gonzalez of what was causing the severe lightning. " It's a Pikachu! It's a Pikachu! Lets catch a Pikachu!", he yelled and then proc

>>37581705
your one ugly fucker

>>37581711
All Christians are bigots and hypocrites. All of them.

It's a kiss. On the cheek.

>>37581040
Shitty story, faggot.

>>37581824
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agoraphobia

if fucking sucks...main reason I play the vidya so much.

>>37581555
If I put our pictures side by side, you'd be like "Wait...THAT is hitting THAT?"

>>37579160
That's a kiss, not pussy, she's probably not even serious about it. I should know, girls in middle school used to pretend to like me so they could pick on me, me being the school punching bag and all.

>>37581890
I know, I was just kidding.
I did actually wiki it before posting.

Lol, he wins 1st prize for a shitty tourneyfag competition and all he gets is a whore to give him one kiss.

>>37581497
> Implying Smash Bros requires skill to play

>>37581705
you're kind of cute then

=3

>>37581705
A picture of me is on 4chan somewheres probably.

best not think about it.

>>37581934
wow lol.

>>37581421
>>37581497
>>37581595
>implying implications

>>37581810

Oh you.

He didn't even win this tournament.

>>37581890
shit does suck. brofist if you ever get over it

I'm not that interested in getting laid. The American media glorifies it in like everything, but It's not a big deal to me. I'm more interested in relationships, than just sex.

>>37582033
chemical imbalance. no getting over it for me, shit's forever

>>37581906
Hmm, can you post a pick? I'm pretty interested now...

>>37582092
I'll come over and you can pretend I'm a girl.

>>37582065
This, jesus christ.

I can get myself off. But I can't provide my own company.

>>37581711
Too bad that's not how the real world works

>>37582092
WHO SAYS CHEMICAL IMBALANCES HAVE TO STOP YOU?

THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE TO FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF

NEVER SURRENDER TO FEAR FOR IT IS THE GREATEST OF ALL VICES.

>>37581711

>>37582120
lol only if you looked like one would it work, I dont mind traps but IRL all of them look like men...so yeah wouldnt work

>>37579160
FUCK

>>37582108
>post a pic

>on /v/

Sorry, bro. Not happening.

A challenger appears.

>>37582211
This is me not trying. :<

>>37582171
it's not that easy. I cant stop the anxiety I get and it builds to the point of where I cant talk...so I end up in a corner with a handheld by myself

Mew2King is a sullen, lonely boy who will probably never be known for anything other than being good at playing a video game.

The fact that I'm not him is a good enough of a reason to get out of bed in the morning.

>>37582351
could easily be taken as a girl with short hair, I'd hit it.

If you were actually a girl

There's a difference between getting pussy and being one.

P.S. That's his sister.

P.P.S. What makes you think I'm not?

>>37582351
Woah, you're ugly.

>>37582351
it could work if A) skeletal frame of a girl IE no linebacker shoulders B) no HUGE adam's apple. then yeah

>implying as usual that everyone on /v/ is filled with virgins.

Not that I need to prove this but oh hell, I'm wondering of what reaction I'll be getting, if any. I'm going to fuck 2 really hot chicks this coming week; one of them I'm engaged to and agreed to it. Feels fucking good, man.

pretty sure mew2king lives with one of his best friends and goes to school and makes money doing stuff he loves

sucks for him

>>37582065
>I have a tiny dick

>>37582490
>>37582427
Why are you guys trying to make him into a women? Shouldn't we try to man him up instead?

Asexualfag here, get some fucking priorities.

disregardfemalesacquirecurrency.jpg

>>37582502

>>37582490
Small shoulders but it looks like I swallowed a fucking toblerone.

He probably doesnt even know that girl. Hence the look on his face that says "OH god! A girl just kissed me! WHAT DO I DO ?!"

>>37582351

You forgot to change your name field, Nigba

>>37582577

>Asexualfag
>Asexual
>fag

Wat

>>37582351
You look like that transexual nigba

>>37582576
he offered to be one, he's not the one with a panic disorder, I am

>>37582596

you one of dem homos they talk about?

>>37582502
>I'm wondering of what reaction I'll be getting, if any

Tripfags totally aren't doing it for the attention. Totally.

>>37582350
Believe it or not, this guy rapes M2K every time they play (in Melee).

>>37582625
>>37582647
Old picture I took back when Nigba was posting it.
Because Nigba is my bro/sis/whatthefuckeverNigbais
Random image because I used the back function.

>>37582350
best player in the world

>>37582669

You just gave him a reaction.

>implying Melee is still relevant

laughingelfman.jpg