You are now aware the Discovery Channel and History Channel are no longer reliable sources of information

MANUALLY

Nothing is going to happen. Get your head out of the gutter.

Someone help me out.

The mayans had a calendar that was accurate up until 2012 when the calendar stopped right?

Weren't the mayans supposedly suddenly wiped out? Maybe they just couldnt finish the calendar because they were all dead, not because its when they thought the world would end.

>>37305524
truth
2012 is nothing but an end of an age
fuck tv

2012 hits

nothing happens

deal with it

The fuck is wrong with you? I wouldn't trust /v/ in this kind of crisis. They'd be the ones murdering you and stealing your shit. The only thing that keeps most of the 4channers in line is the law. If there were no law, you'd be seeing threads like "HEH HEH, I JUST KILLED THIS LOLI. I'M SO FUCKING AWESOME. HERE, LET ME POST PICS WITH A TIMESTAMP FOR PROOF. HEHEHE."

I have cybered with Chris Chan and made him fapI have cybered with Chris Chan and made him fapI have cybered with Chris Chan and made him fapI have cybered with Chris Chan and made him fapI have cybered with Chris Chan and made him fapI have cybered with Chris Chan and made him fapI have cybered with Chris Chan and made him fapI have cybered with Chris Chan and made him fapI have cybered with Chris Chan and made him fapI have cybered with Chris Chan and made him fapI have cybered with Chris Chan and made him fapI have cybered with Chris Chan and made him fapI have cybered with Chris Chan and made him fapI have cybered with Chris Chan and made him fapI have cybered with Chris Chan and made him fap

Nothing will happen, dipshit.
If you want to watch more TV, watch the Penn & Teller: Bullshit!-episode on 2012.

In 2012, a baby will be born with the ability to fly.

Y2K, 9/11, moon landing, holocaust

none of these happened nor will anything in 2012

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, I HEARD ABOUT SOMETHING CALLED Y2K! ALL THE COMPUTERS WILL STOP WORKING AND WE'LL DIE!

Oh wait.

>>37305556
If they were 'suddenly' find out how did we find out so much about them?

Can't believe people are falling for this bullshit.

DIDN'T Y2K TEACH YOU ANYTHING?!

>>37305641
Oh, so a bunch of shitty comedians think they know more than scientists? That's cool.

meanwhile on the science channel they had a documentary of planet earth and civilization in 2075 or some shit.

i've found that discovery shows doomsday shit for the last three years or so, i dont get tv anymore.

Don't you faggots remember Y2K? stop buying into this fear mongering bullshit.

OP you actually believe this bullshit, wow just wow

>>37305666
HAR HAR HAR CAPTAIN IS A JOKER

Didn't we go over this back in 1999/2000?

The Mayans just didn't need to produce calendars for thousands of years into the future.

I'll find a way to keep my PSP and DS powered with car batteries.
The world can burn for all I fucking care, I just want my vidya.

>>37305582

Did you just come from /b/ or something?

Isn't there some movie or something coming out related to the END OF TEH WORLD IN 2012! That's the only reason they're showing this garbage.

what age are we in now? like,

stone age bronze age iron age etc

Technology age? What's the next age?

>>37305705
What scientists? No scientist supports an urban legend.

>>37305717

MY POST ENDED IN 666! THAT MEANS WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! A NUMBER HAS FORETOLD OUR DOOM! AUUUUUUUUUUGH!

>>37305556
They predicting their own extinction as well.

YOU'RE SHITTING BRIX NOW ARENT YOU FAGGOT.

>>37305666

>>37305465

You do know that there actually isn't a doomsday on the Mayan Calender right? It was just some BS myth made up.... Not to mention there have been over 300 doomsday prophecies and every single one of them failed...

If something happens in 2012, I for one will be posting on /v/ saying I told you so.

From the grave.

>>37305694
>Penn & Teller
>Comedians

Even though I'm certain that nothing is going to happen. I'm still frightened a little bit. The months leading up to, and surrounding, December 2012 are going to be at least hectic. I'm sure that a bunch of dim-witted rednecks who actually believe it's the end of the world are going to go crazy are at least start raiding and looting stores and homes. Even if you don't believe that it's the end, there are some that do, and those people aren't exactly the brightest of the bunch. So, I'm scared for that.

And also when time gets close everyone is going to get a little uneasy because even though you know nothing will happen, you get that feeling that something might, something could.

We can get people off this 2012 thing, easy; it's the Global Warming fearmongering that's taking fucking forever to undo.

I tuned Discovery Channel earlier today and saw the most motherfucking badass show EVER.
This bald dude did all sorts of crazy things like shooting a banana and recorded them with a slow motion camera.
Shit rocked pretty hard.

Y2K, 6/6/06, 2012...

It's all the same shit.

You know, as we approach 2012, these shows and references are going to pop up more and more. Eventually our entire culture will revolve around this fear that doomsday is coming. Movies, T.V., books, internet, all media will ingrain this idea into our head. Finally, on December 12th, 2012, the world will be so on edge about the possibility of destruction, that somebody will snap and launch a bunch of missiles into China or something.

The Mayans will be right.

All I know is that there's supposed to be a magnetic shift of the poles, along with increased solar activity. Meaning we might get large doses of sun spots which could cause power loss.

Also it's not somethign like Y2K, that was a man made problem, this could be something out of our control.

The calendar stopped at 2012 because the Mayans run on a base 12 system, and ran out of digit placeholders.

In fact, the validity of the translations of the mayan "scriptures" that fortell the 2012 doomsday is in debate as it is.

TL;DR - still in debate, and Discovery Channel is trying to get ratings by banking in on the debate.

>>37305669

Dude I dont know, i'm not a professor on south american ancient empires. I just know that one of those people were suddenly wiped out :O

>>37305819
and if nothing happens ill be the first to have a troll face aimed at these zealots proposing this fucked idea

>>37305795

Dead age

Mayan Calender does not foretell the end of the world. That's just when their calender resets back to 0 and starts all over again.

Yes, there are a myriad of cultures spread across history which point at -something- happening in 2012, but no one knows what it is. Could be anything. Could be some sort of astronomical event, could be ZOMG DOOMSDAY, could just be "hurr we predicted Obama's re-election lawlz". Who knows.

Also, Nostradamus' predictions go all the way to the year 3767 or something.

>>37305666
>>37305666
Oh Haddock, you're so silly.

2012

YEAR OF THE YEAR ALL YEARS

>>37305795
Technology Age/Information Age, I think

>>37305524

I miss Discovery before all the Mythbusters/JunkWars/Animalfights BULLSHIT. ;_;

I miss the old discovery so much. The one that wasn't extreme. The one that most people found boring.

I hate modern television.

>>37305694
what scientists
all the assholes providing "scientific evidence" for 2012 are corrupt hacks

>>37305889

Magnetic shifts of poles have been happening regularly since the creation of the Earth. It doesn't do anything, except fuck our compasses up.

>>37305694

Wow... just wow.

2012 is when the calender RESTARTS.

Think Y2K. All it meant was that 1999 would turn into 1900, rather than 2000.

OP is 12,


Prophecies are bullshit.


/thread

>>37305975
google Nasa 2012 or Nasa 2012 Solar Storm.

Also google Scientists 2012 and Scientists 2012 solar storm.

>>37306104

at worst, we get a longer blackout than usual. woopee.

>>37305975
TEH SUN IS GOING TO HAVE A...GARGAAAANTUAN SOLAR FLARE AND THE WORLD WILL EXPLODE.

This is the 2012 apocalypse argument.

Also, the Mayan calender ends in 2012 because the Mayans were lazy spics.

>>37305694
>Scientists

What scientists?

Name one scientist who would actually say 'It is scientifically proven that the world will end on 2012'.

The discovery and history channel faggotry is to boost ratings through shock value.

I liked the 2012 stuff better back when it was 2004 stuff, and even that paled in comparison to when it was 2003 stuff or, 2001, 2000, and 1999 stuff.

Stop comparing 2012 to Y2K you faggots.

They're completely different situations.

>>37305966
Hey fuck you, Junk Wars was the shit.
You're a fag.

>>37306006
Yeah, but there's supposed to be some other thing going on that will cause us all to die because of the shifts this time.

Like the Earth's axis being shifted or something, so everything is messed up.

>>37305801
they died before '12. if we keep this up we'll have mass hysteria ruining the world...

Question. even if 2012 WAS the end of days..the world catastrophically ending..what..exactly can you do about it now? Its not like travel will save you, destruction will be random. Its not like hording will save you, odds are you'll die during the initial ..whateverthefuck.

..How about you just live your life, and if it doesn't happen..woohoo?

>>37306186

I just told you, that happens regularly. It doesn't do anything.

>>37306104
>google
I don't think so timmy. But feel free to google up Y2K if you considere random websities a reliable source.

>>37306104

... You do know we get hit by solar ray constan- Oh fuck it, it's the same shit again. You know what, fine. Go do whatever the fuck you want to do since the world is going to end anyways.

Maybe I should get a hooker....

>>37306186
Polar Shifts cause the magnetic field of the Rarth to weaken before the actual shift occurs, meaning that the Earth is more vulnerable to stuff that the magnetic field usually protects us from, i.e. solar radiation from flares.

In 2012, Master Chief will lose a popularity poll to the dinosaurs from Bubble Bobble. Oh wait...

Oh look, it's Y2K, again.

>>37306308

Oh, you mean like how it wipes out the human race every 100 years or so?

>>37306251
I would go batshit insane and rape women during 2011 new years eve.

>>37306264
THEN LET'S JUST BLAME PLANET X.

>>37306271
You're the fuck who wanted proof. If you're too lazy to search for it, then you're not going to get it. And this is an entirely different situation. We're going to at least be without electricity for a few months. AT THE LEAST.

PROTIP:
according to mayan beliefs, the point when their calendars would reset (see: 2012) was a GOOD thing. if you're going to base your bullshit on ancient prophecies, at least get it right, cockbags.

Y2K shit again. If I were a Mayan back then, I would've thought that the world would end LONG before 2012.

>>37305903

Not if I beat you to it.

Watch:

>World ends in 2012.

mootface because I can't find my trollface.

>>37306373
It's December 21, 2012.

There's almost a year from then until the end is supposed to come.

>>37306160
This is why I hate discovery and History even now. It's all taking things under discussion and playing them out, then quietly saying "oh lol this is all speculation"". I shall be wearing a trollface from December 31, 2011, through January 1, 2013.

If the mayans could see that far into the future then why did they let spain fuck them up

Why would something that happened on a calendar list made thousands of years ago affect electricity going out in 2012?

Its all a bunch of bull shit.

The only reason why the Mayan calendar ended at 2012 is because they just stopped there.

They were people just like you and me, they didn't have mystical powers to predict when the world was going to end.

Its Y2K all over again!!!
People are so quick to panic over the misunderstood!

>>37306400
Truth. Their calender went like, beginning = CRAZY GOOD THINGS then starts turning to shit as it gets closer to the end of the cycle.

>>37306471
NO U

Anyone who actually believes this farce is retarded. I'm still gonna consider buying a gun, just so no stupid asshole tries to loot my vidya collection. Bullet to the face mother fucker, bullet to the face.

>>37305900
A quick visit to fucking Wikipedia would have shown you that you don't even know that much.

>>37306167

Planet X (planet 9?)/Niburu, the poleshift, and all the other bullshit currently circulating about what is going to happen in 2012 was first suggested by a lady called Nancy Leidner who claimed that aliens from Zeta Reticuli had told her that the world was going to be destroyed because of a poleshift caused by niburu. They later postponed the end of the world till 2004, and then since Niburu still failed to show (despite images posted on their website purporting to show it clearly visible in the daytime sky), they postponed it again till 2012.

Some other people then found this, and decided to try to make it more marketable by removing elements like the Sumerian crap about Niburu, the obviously fake channeling of the 'Zetans', and really any material that would allow Nancy to sue them for copyright infringement, and from then on the 2012 bullshit was in full force.

In 2012, The World Ends With You

THE KEY TO DISCOVERING THE TRUTH IS IN THE MAYAN CRYSTAL SKULLS

FIND THE REMAINING SKULLS BEFORE 2012

I have a hard time believing a prediction-based calendar devised by a society that couldn't predict their own downfall.

Penn and Teller's Bullshit: 2012 episode.

http://www.megavideo.com/?v=8N6FIS3Y

Case someone wants to watch.

>>37306485
Yeah. They couldn't even build guns or small-pox vaccines, so why trust them about the apocalypse?

>>37306540
Don't forget Timewave Zero. Which states that when that day in 2012 hits, reality shits itself and anything and everything happens all at once.

>>37306558

Oh no! The crystal skull fragmented into twenty-seven shards! It is up to you to sail around the world and find them! Here's a map to help you find ONE of them. The other maps you'll just have to find on your own. Good luck!

>>37305900
Didn't Europeans come along?

Not exactly a scientist either, but pretty sure they had something to do with them dieing out.

>>37306400
Rebooting the world would be a good thing.
We're a shit race right now anyway.

Hey guys, remember when the world ended when that Y2K thing happened?

Shit was so cash.

>>37305694
>>scientists

..................

Did you even read the rest of the thread?

>>37306550
We'll see a giant meteor coming towards earth and think it's the end, only to have the meteor turn into a pin and a faggy voice will boom

"HAVE FUN, EARTH"

And then everything will go back to normal.

>>37306695
I don't quite remember how it went but i'm pretty sure the earth blew up.

>>37306691
That's not what it means by reset.

It just means the calender starts over. That's it.

>>37306540
But Pluto isn't a planet anymore, it can't be planet 9.

>>37306691
What good would that do? That'd put us even further behind in knowledge base and technology JUST when we got the internet, and we still don't even know what life's purpose is!

Last thing we need is a reset. Just a good cleansing of all the evil bastards, then the absolute dumbfucks, and so on until we're not straining our natural and financial resources.

>>37306396

Like you could live without 4chan for MONTHS.

>>37306820

I hope the mods "up there" can read this.

http://www.badastronomy.com/bad/misc/planetx/index.html

Its a few years old. but this pretty effectively deals with this crap. All that's really happened is the people pushing it latched onto the Mayan Calendar conspiracy theory, and at that point it hit the big time.

And of course, now all the 2012 shit is just viral marketing for the movie.

The whole Y2K thing got me some quick sex

A girl I knew said she didn't want to die a virgin at a new years eve party I was at

>>37306486

See, when this is the best the anti-2012 people can come up with, it gives at least a tiny bit of credence to the conspiracy theorists.

>>37306396
That's fascinating.

>>37306627
Wind Waker's Triforce quest was SUCH A BITCHHHH

what's everyone's backup plan?
mine: buy 120 DS lites and load a bunch of micro SD cards with roms. That should last me until the end of the total blackout for entertainment.

>>37306933
Oh wow.

Here, have a coke.

>>37306933

>>37306933

the Mayans could predict the future. They saw we would prosper and they would die. They didn't like that. So in a move to change fate, they stopped their calender at 2012. now >>37305882 ensues.

The Mayans have trolled us all.

>>37306933

I am going to fabricate a huge steel calendar. This calendar is going to end in the year, say, 4096. I am going to bury it underground. Some future fucks are going to dig it up and have a panic about the year 4096 as people are panicking about 2012. And I will be trolling from beyond the grave.

>>37307118
sounds like a good way to spend the rest of our lives, i'm in

>>37306933
>>37307034
>>37307073
>>37307102
>>37307107

I am loling so fucking hard right now

>>37307006
I'm buying several different kind of guns. Fear mongering is going to get people riled up. They're to try going to steal shit.

OP:
electricity going out = Incorrect
Extreme blast of solar radiation which will destroy everything = correct

>>37307251
i have lockpicks, so i can steal shit too
want some guns?

>>37307257
aurora borealis is solar rays
they never killed anyone

Hell guys, that LHC sure created a black hole and wrecked everything right?

>>37307316
not true

2 of my friends died from aurora borealis

>>37307367
two of mine came back to life...
sorry about that

>>37307343
Didn't it not work right or something?

I can't remember.

They haven't even fired up the LHC yet you shitfuck

Nothing will happen. Remember how everyone was all worked up about 2000 and nothing happened? Same thing. Humanity has always lived in a state of fear about the impending apocalypse, which has yet to come.

>>37307343

It did.

>>37307316
They have.
Have you ever been to Alaska? It's fucked up.

>>37307343
It sprung a coolant leak. They still haven't collided anything yet.

>>37307400

They delayed it because Morgan Freeman wanted to film an infomercial there.

>>37307343

I'm still hopeful on that one.
Come on, resonance cascade.

You know what's scarier than 2012?

The volcano under Yellowstone national park. It could erupt at ANY FUCKING SECOND and when it does it wipes out all of America within seconds (don't get too excited Eurofags, because you'll die from ash in your lungs within a few hours) and it will eventually cause the extinction of all life because its ash in the air will completely block the sun's light.

The mayan calendar didn't predict the end of the world, it's a fucking calendar it just goes back to day 1 (hell look that the think its a fucking circle and they call it a cycle) the Mayans never belief it was the end of the world, just the End of the Cycle, but people are stupid so "End of the Cycle" = "End of the World"

also the movie 2012 looks like shit

>>37305795
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojeAXcvZCws&feature=related

Faggot.

>>37307584

Not all life is defendant on sunlight.

Besides. humans will survive.

>>37307584
put a buttplug on yellow stone.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

fucking nihilists

>>37307698
plants are.
herbivores require those plants.
carnivores require those herbivores.
uh oh!

>>37307584
I was about to say "What about New Yorkers", but you said that Europe would be effected by it too.

>>37307775
Animals in caves and in vents at the bottom of the ocean.

>>37307698
Yes. It is.

> Extreme cold
> Plants dying off, which is followed by herbavores dying off, which is followed by carnivores dying off.

>>37307775
viruses will live

I swear if it isn't Terrorism, the stock market, global warming or the end of the world, I wonder how Americans will hasndle the world. They need something big to worry about for a couple of years and if this is going to be it, jesus fucking christ. Could we at least have flying penguins or the marianas trench expanding and releasing Megalodons or millions of Sea Scorpions? Something with more spice than lolweallgonnadie.

>>37305556

MAYBE THEY COULDNT FINISH THE CALANDER BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T COUNT UP TO INFINITE

>>37307775
Scientists will find a way to recreate sunlight using special lamps or something like that. Humanity won't go down that easy.

>>37307839
no they won't, they won't have any host bodies anymore.

>>37307839
>>37307809
we can't survive underwater, and i doubt enough of us are living in caves, much less ones with other animals, to survive there with them, especially for an extended period of time, even assuming weather did not kill them off as well from extreme cold

>>37307584
If it show signs of erupting we would just nuke it and be done with it.

>>37307890
and what praytell will humanity be breathing

>>37306771
Not only did the earth blow up, but my gas station receipt informed me that I had traveled back to the year 1900!

>>37307944
blow up an explosion to stop it from exploding?
BRILLIANT!

>>37307775

Are you a troll or just a moron? What about shit that lives under the sea below the photic zone? There's a ton of life that depends solely on the geothermal energy from the earth's core. We can easily genetically engineer bacteria that can eat anything and be edible.

>>37307118
Someone should really do this. Only, make it earlier since shit will probably be desolate by 4096.

If you guys watched the show you would know that the Mayan calender resets after 2012.

December 22, 2012.
A few thousand people commit suicide over paranoia
The end.
We all get back on with our lives.

>>37307996

>>37307997
not if we die first, lol

Oh god, who let /x/ in here?

BE GONE YOU RETARDS, GO BUY A SPOOKY OUIJA BOARD AT TOYS R US AND TRY TO SUMMON A LIFE FOR YOURSELVES.

ITT: People who think humans are unnatural or deserve to die. AKA pussies.

you now realize the chances of the world ending on 2012 or some strange shit go on are the same as any other year

Eh, I'm more afraid of the FBI or the RIAA busting down my door than what some trolls from back then wrote onto a calendar.

You stupid humans will die, but we will preservere. If any of you fuckers come out of your caves in a few hundred years, you'll be met by an entire civilization of superior species.

Did I accidently click on /x/?

Oh FUCK DUDE!

LOOK AT THIS! FUCKING LOOK AT THIS! THE WORLD ISN'T GOING TO END IN 2012, IT'S ENDING THIS YEAR!

LOOK! MY CALENDAR ENDS! THAT CAN'T BE FOR ANY MUNDANE REASON! THE WORLD MUST BE ENDING, I MEAN, WE'RE SUCH A TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED CIVILIZATION, WE COULDN'T HAVE A CALENDAR THAT ENDS!

Even on the off chance it does happen, kinda makes everything we do from now on kind of pointless. But, it'll more then likely be just another Y2K scare. Every time doomsdayists are wrong they just push the date up a few years instead of admitting they're wrong.

Just buy a rifle and stay on guard for looters. If something happens, kill some niggers. If nothing happens, enjoy your new gun.

>>37308229
I shall genetically engineer the perfect race of beastmen to rule in the absence of the weak and simple-minded humans. You will be superior in every way to your furless counterparts. On the XXth day of the XXth month of the year 20XX the Humans will emerge from their caves and tunnels, and we shall stomp them out with our giant robots which I will also make.

Remember how the world was supposed to end in 1989 and 1999?

>>37308363
Oh dicks, this 2009 calendar is coming to a close. Luckily there's a 2010 one on it, but that one marks the end of the world.

>>37308363
Thanks for this, Anon. I was going to take my time until 2012, but now I know I won't be able to pace myself. Time to coke up and splurge on hookers, in more ways than one.

>>37308229
Costume makers?

>>37308445

>1999 AD

IT

DID

END

Stop being so gullible.

I remember specials just like that when 2000 was coming up, and compared to that, this is nothing to be worried about. At least with Y2K that had a reason for genuine concern with all of the technical issues about the computers switching over to 2000, or whatever people were worried about.

This is just some fucking date on the calendar, just like all of that other End of the World prediction bullshit. The Mayans didn't even claim it would be the end of the world.

>>37308431
hey boss, remember not to bury that tiny robot you made. that'll come back to haunt you, just keep it in the tower.

>>37308560
Don't be absurd. It will be tiny and inferior. I don't even know why I made it. So it can control other giant robots by drilling into it? Only myself and my beastmen will have giant robots, it's not like I need to hijack my own giant robots!

It's junk. I'll bury it next to a human hovel.

>>37308554

Thanks for easing my mind, Clint. :3

Yes the world is going to end in 2012. Just like it did in Y2K. And just like it did on 6/6/06. Idiots.

>>37308554
They did claim it would be the end of an era, and associated it with a time of incredible change.

Not the end of the world, but the end of the world as we know it. Could be good. Could be bad. Could be a lot of different things to a lot of different people.

>>37308757
fffffffff
fuck this i'm going to go work on my burning manly spirit

SCIENCE IS REAL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K6w8hVv4Ko

I am disappointed in the Discovery Channel for airing this garbage. I remember when they had respectable shows. Now it's just DEADLIEST CATCH bullshit. Fuck that.

TV has really taken a turn for the retarded in recent years.

>>37308972
The worst is Cash Cab. You are now manually realizing this.

In accordance to the Mayan prediction of great change, on the proposed date in 2012 we will discover extraterrestrial artifacts either on our own planet or with our Mars rovers or something similar. Using the technology we will adapt from this artifact, human civilization will be jump started hundreds of years and we will begin space exploration.

Several years after this we will make contact with the first extraterrestrial race and join an existing Galactic Alliance. In about 30 years you will be living on a ship similar to the Enterprise.

Never, ever, ANYWHERE in Mayan records is the end of the world predicted or even hinted at. Ever. In fact, they were, while a primitive insane people who worshipped the sun, a bird god, and sacrificed virgins to both, excellent mathematicians, so I think if there was an end that they were aware of coming, they'd of made some note of it. Not to mention that the surviving remnants of the Mayan people know nothing of an ending prediction either.

Their calendar, like the calendar of EVERY OTHER FUCKING CULTURE IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANITY, ends. There are retarded loons who look for any venue to get paranoid and pull a doomsday theory out of their ass over, and there always have been.

tl;dr

Anyone who honestly believes the 2012 doomsday theory has any merit whatsoever is a fucking moron.

>>37308972

Last decade:

Remember when MTV played music videos?

This decade:

Remember when discovery channel had science shows?

>>37309130

We can only hope.

>>37308939
Oh wow, I can't wait for the religious backlash on this one.

>>37308972
It is upsetting, I can only blame them so much tho, I'm aware they have to compete with the current market or else go under, so it makes me even more mad at my fellow Americans, because the market research shows they like that type of shit :/

>>37309238
remember when television wasn't all reality?

>>37305694
>scientists
>evidence for 2012

see, it's people like you, who ignore worthwhile evidence and sources in favor of alarmism, are what got us into this anthrobogenic global warming bullshit debacle.

>>37309130
sauce

>>37309130

Chances are we have already made the actual discovery, but it won't be until 2012 that we "understand" it, or it has any impact on the world at large.

Edgar Cayce was relatively into this sort of stuff and believed we would discover remnants of Atlantis. Supposedly we found a "road" somewhere in the Atlantic about the time Cayce predicted we would make this discovery. Maybe we did and do not understand exactly what we have right under our nose.

Or nothing, but a world changing discovery seems plausible enough.

Am i the only one noticing a general increase in biblical categories on Jeopardy as well as a decrease in science/actually difficult questions? I think that jeopardy is the frog in the intellectual environment of the US. The easier the questions get, the dumber americans become.

Jeopardy is nothing more than "are you smarter than a 5th grader" with an older host.

>>37309130
>in 2012 we will discover extraterrestrial artifacts
WHERE IS THE CUBE?!!

>>37309210
Never, ever, anywhere in their 1 book we have remaining from their entire civilization. Absence of evidence is certainly not proof, but you would have to be a massive faggot to make such an outrageous claim to the effect that we know much of anything about Mayan culture.

>>37308229

HELL ON EARTH

HELL ON EAAAAAARTH

>>37309606
absence of evidence is not proof, but neither is 'oh all we have of their religion is a calendar and a book, they must have predicted the end of the world!'

>>37309691
Thought experiment. If the world as you know it ceases to exist as you currently know it, has the world ended or not?

>>37309812
My world has ended several times. My fiance passing away was the most recent doomsday scenario I survived.

>>37308824
Hadron Collider will be active in 2011 and in 2012 we will have great change with all the wonder new technologies with using the higgs boson

>:3

>>37309606
And you'd have to be an even bigger faggot to simultaneously claim that something is there that just isn't in the carvings of an aceint civilization that we know very little about.

>>37308757
>>37308560

Genome didn't make Lagann.

>>37309894
pray tell, how will the discovery of some particle effect 99.99999999999999% of the population?

bet someone that the world won't end in 2012. If it does, fuck. If or more to the point when it doesn't you win.

YOU CAN'T LOSE

>>37309860
>Pats you on the back

Wait, so there are people who honestly believe the world is going to end in 2012?

I thought it was just some joking internet meme some faggots started.

>>37309982
Read my post again faggot

>>37309982
resonance cascade of course