Dem manchildren, man. What will they do next?

>>37158719
People do the same thing with Halo's aliens.

Dem manchildren, man.

>>37158777
>I wish to have sex with Pokemon

uh huh...

wat.

One of the biggest cases of Son I Am Disappoint I've read in a long, long while.

Why the hell are you visiting that site?

>I am intimately attracted to Mew because of the way she looks and acts. She's just awesome. I'm also somewhat attracted intimately to Rattata, Nidoran (F), Eevee, Espeon, Kirlia, Lugia, and Latias, once again because of their awesome looks.
>Rattata

KILL IT WITH FIRE

>>37159080
Good quality post.

Inb4 gardevoir.

>>37158546

Old

OH RHYHORN, RAM ME.

Nothing is sacred.

Full of furfags. They don't even love humanoid Pokemon, it's all dogs and shit.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKING FURFAGS EVERYWHERE

>>37159080
He can't help it

Mew is a sexy beast

>>37159500
Get the fuck out and never come back.

Faggots everywhere.

Furfag Pokemon
>Zangoose
>Riulo/Lucario
>Sneasel/Weavile
>Cyndaquil/Quilava/Typhlosion
>Eevee
>All other Eeveelutions
>Shinx/Luxio/Luxray
>Meowth/Persian
>Mewtwo
>Mew
>Pichu/Pikachu/Raichu
>Vulpix/Ninetales
>Absol
>Zangoose
>Nidoking
>Sandshrew/Sandslash
>Zigzagoon/Linoone
>Sentret/Furret
>Bidoof/Bibarel
>Buizel/Floatzel
>Bunnery/Lopunny
>Pachirisu
>Electrike/Manectric
>Shaymin
>Skitty/Delcatty
>Wailord
>Blaziken
>Clefable
>Poochyena/Mightyena
>Growlithe/Arcanine
>Smeargle

Closet Furfag Pokemon
>Seviper
>Ralts/Kiralia/Gardevoir
>Mawile
>Banette
>Mismagius
>Ditto
>Gengar
>Munchlax/Snorlax
>Mudkip
>Slowpoke
>Muk
>Swalot
>Dialga
>Sudowoodo
>Croagunk
>Medicham
>Chimchar/Monferno/Infernape
>Rotom
>Giratina
>Arceus

>>37159667
>clefable
uh...yeah, no

Fuck.

shame on them for defiling my childhood. There are some lines you just don't cross, and pokemon is one of them.

>>37159819
>clefappable
FIXED THAT FOR YOU

>>37159667
You listed Zangoose twice

>> some lines
>> pokemon is one of them.

Pokemon is a line? I thought it was a multinational franchise.

You are home, after winning a contest with your prized Eeveelution collection. To celebrate you decided to go to your room and take them out to play with them.

First it seemed like you were playing, then it got to a point where you started having sex with them.

During the orgy, you hear a knock on your front door. This doesn't concern you until you hear the door open, you have forgot to lock it. It seems like your friends and relatives have came to congratulate you. There's also media crew as well, outside.

You are still naked, with your eeveelutions covered in cum, you can't seem to find their Pokeballs, and lastly you can hear someone approaching your bedroom door (that you also forgot to lock).

What would you do? (don't say that you'll lock your door, because by then, you'll be too late)

>>37159059
>>37159231
>>37159421
These

>>37159667
Fucking stupid
>Wailord
>Furfag pokemon
FUCKING WAT?

If mew is modeled after a human fetus, does that mean mew hentai is toddler-con?

>>37158546
That was a surprise since the Mods on Serebii where as strict as HELL.

>>37160278

They're probably furfags.

The only acceptable attractions would be Lopunny or Gardevoir.

>>37160222

wat

>>37160416
>Lopunny
>acceptable
laughingelfman.png

>>37160370
Nah, Pokemon Furfags are usually found here:
AGNPH.com

I'm willing to admit I'd fap to blaziken.
Damn sexy blaziken

And that's when I never checked Serebii again.

DURP
this has been around for years
i went to go have a good laugh at least 2 years ago and they had stopped posting by then.

Oh and as a general rule:
<<

>>37160261
no, fetus-con

>>37160228
Wailord on skitty porn man

also people wanting to marry pokemon is nothing compared to people actually pretending to BE pokemon. And then marrying each others over irc.

>>37161090
>And then marrying each others over irc.
This shit is just funny. But you're right, fapping is one thing, do what you do, it's your business. It's another thing entirely to have the shit become a major part of your life, FURSONAS and suits and shit.

>>37160704

OKAY!

I knew about this for awhile...I just didn't think anybody would openly talk about it on a forum that didn't make you anonymous.

>>37160704
I just searched for Blaziken 34.
126 images. Have fun.

>>37161252
I forgot to mention I'm not a girl...or gay

I am a pokephile for Gardevoir. :3

>>37161359
"I'd slobber all over his smelly feet!"
Honest to God quote.

Hey guys, I was surfing the web, and I found it really difficult to find some F/F pkmn, If you catch my drift.

>>37161391

They already had no self preservation after liking this kind of shit. It probably makes them feel better that other people feel the same.

>>37161458

Blarg.

Shit's nasty.

>>37161468
Well, most pokemon lack hands and the anatomy is kinda hard to figure out. I mean, is this F/F? I have no fucking clue.

>Lugia.

>I find his personality more attractive than anything else, but he's also got beautiful eyes and yes, his wings are gorgeous. And neck. He's got such a sinuous elegance to him.

>>37161701
I was quoting the website

Missingno is the only Pokemon for me.

OH YEAH.

>>37161710
But... Lugia was female in virtually every fucking appearance in the anime... and it certainly looks feminine somehow

>>37161701

Pretty sure that one's straight.

>>37161710

>Meowth is the definite answer. At first, I just really liked him more than the other Pokémon out there. When things started bordering on obsession, when I just had to have every product with Meowth on it, I felt that there was something wrong with me. I stepped back for a while.

>It wasn't until I started watching the anime again that I fell back into liking him. At that time, I had a character in a fanfic who was in love with his brother. Strangely, I had the kid sleep with Meowth instead. I think that story began the attraction.

what
the
hell

>>37161401
thats alright. I already know what all is there