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    76 KB Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:55 No.37096358  
    ITT: We describe all 14 Final Fantasies in one sentence:

    FF1:Four crystal bearers grind in a world to reverse a time paradox.

    FF2:Four orphans grind in a world to defeat David Bowie - both alive and dead.

    FF3:Four Onion Knights get power from a crystal to defeat the female incarnation of darkness.

    FF4:A confused warrior gets friends to defeat his brother, only to find out that the moon is out to destroy the planet.

    FF5:Some random guy affiliates with a kingdom in order to restore crystals, and defeat a trans-dimensional evil.

    FF6:A renegade magic-using girl makes a lot of friends, of whom set out to topple the evil empire, only to be countered by a mad man.

    FF7:A former solider joins an eco-friendly militia, makes friends, and fights against a demi-god out to destroy the planet.

    FF8:An emo punk with a wealthy background sets out to defeat his rival, only to meet a girl who ends up consuming all of his time.

    FF9:A monkey boy works for a kingdom to save the world, all because he falls in love with the kingdom's princess.

    FF10:A father-hating teenage boy accompanies this girl he likes, on her life-destined mission.

    FF11:YOU get to play through a technology-themed massive-multiplayer world, where you can become whatever class you want.

    FF12:A super-faggot goes on an adventure that takes place the sky, and eventually becomes a pirate.

    FF13:A warrior girl rebels against her society and military, getting friends and solving some crystal-themed mystery.

    FF14:YOU get to play through a large kick-ass medieval world on a crystal-themed adventure, choosing to be whatever you want to be.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:58 No.37096480
    I lol'd at all of these!
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)21:58 No.37096481
    FF1/3/4/7/9/10/12: This is a good game. I recommend you buy it.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:01 No.37096614
    ff4: A damn good video game, get it!

    ff6: Best video game ever made - buy it!

    ff7: Worst game ever made - burn it

    ff8: whatever...

    ff10: God damn it! what are you so faggot?!

    ff12: fuck this shit!!!
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:01 No.37096644
    >FF3:Four Onion Knights get power from a crystal to defeat the female incarnation of darkness.
    Terra and Celes aren't Onion Knights. Locke is a Treasure Hunter. Kefka is a guy.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:02 No.37096669
    FF1/2/3: BEST VIDEO GAMES EVER MADE

    FF4/5/6: Meh...

    FF7/8/9: These games suck

    FF10/11/12: Faggot fuel!!!
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:02 No.37096679
    >>37096644
    Oh you faggot.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:03 No.37096735
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    >>37096644
    LOLOLOLOL, TROLL
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:03 No.37096748
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    >>37096644
    >mixing up 3 and 6 on purpose
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:04 No.37096761
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    >>37096614
    >ff7: Worst game ever made
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:04 No.37096788
    >FF8:An emo punk with a wealthy background sets out to defeat his rival, only to meet a girl who ends up consuming all of his time.

    lol. although I don't believe in that theory.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:05 No.37096817
    >>37096788
    THEN GO TALK TO A WALL
    >> I'M CAPTAIN BASCH FON RONSENBURG OF DALMASCA I'M CAPTAIN BASCH FON RONSENBURG OF DALMASCA 09/02/09(Wed)22:06 No.37096865
    FF12: I'M CAPTAIN BASCH FON RONSENBURG OF DALMASCA
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:06 No.37096897
    >FF8:An emo punk with a wealthy background sets out to defeat his rival, only to meet a girl who ends up consuming all of his time.

    wealthy?
    >> Brazilian Guy !3GqYIJ3Obs 09/02/09(Wed)22:06 No.37096898
    wheres my vagrantstory/FFT 14 sequels?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:07 No.37096927
    >describe all 14 Final Fantasies

    ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJsK2NrYyCU
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:08 No.37096986
    >>37096897
    his father runs the largest nation in the world. Cid and Edea are pretty well-off as well.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:09 No.37097007
    FF1 - lol grindin
    FF 2 snes - good
    FF 3 snes - FUCK YEAR
    FF 7 - lol niggers
    FF 8 - shit
    FF 9 - pretty good
    FF X- pretty good
    FF 12 - shit story, fuckwin gameplay
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:09 No.37097033
    FF1 - Dungeons and Dragons
    FF2 - Star Wars: Episode IV
    FF3 - The Goonies
    FF4 - Star Wars: Episode VI
    FF5 - H.P. Lovecraft
    FF6 - Star Wars: Episode V
    FF7 - Star Wars: Episode II
    FF8 - Yu-Gi-Oh: Duel Monsters
    FF9 - Journey to the West
    FF10 - An anal castration: The Beginning
    FF11 - Everquest
    FF12 - An anal castration: TWO
    FF13 - Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire
    FF14 - Monster Hunter
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:10 No.37097053
    >>37096481
    FF3 was trash...
    >>37096614
    lol'd @ FF8
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:11 No.37097096
    1/2/3 - fuck year, old school rpgs
    4 - holy shit! 16-bit old school rpg!
    5 - lol what? something different!
    6 - holy fucking shit! TECHNOLOGY WORLD! fucking awesome!
    7 - a 3D technology world thats the sam...er...DIFFERENT from 6
    8 - future avant-garde love story
    9 - old school rpg - but ... different...
    10 - technology world + love story - EPICCCC
    11 - I'm 12, and what is this?
    12 - SKY PIRATES
    13 - it's like ff7, but NEWER!
    14 - old school RPG made into an MMORPG
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:11 No.37097115
    FFXI: ToAU: You are Salaheem's bitch. It feels good.

    ... Now go merit on birds.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:11 No.37097123
    FF10-2 - Boy goes missing, girl begins a music tour of the world to find him.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:14 No.37097257
    >>37097033
    if 13 is anything near Shadows I might cream my jeans
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:14 No.37097272
    FF6: I'm having a hard time getting sucked into the game.

    FF7: Generic story.

    FF8: Went from awesome attempted assassination to a bunch of time paradox crap.

    FF9: Your pimp of a main character chases some royal booty.

    FF10: TEACH US HOW TO BLITZ

    I'm ashamed to say that those are the only ones i've really played a lot.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:14 No.37097273
    ffX: soccer boy hates his dad and goes on tour with his musician girlfriend
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:16 No.37097347
    FF7: CLOUD CLOUD CLOUD CLOUD CLOUD CLOUD CLOUD CLOUD CLOUD CLOUD CLOUD CLOUD CLOUD TIFA TIFA TIFA TIFA TIFA TIFA TIFA TIFA TIFA TIFA TIFA TIFA TIFA TIFA TIFA TIFA TIFA TIFA TIFA TIFA AERIS AERIS AERIS AERIS AERIS AERIS AERIS AERIS AERIS AERIS AERIS AERIS AERIS AERIS SEPIROTH SEPIROTH SEPIROTH SEPIROTH SEPIROTH SEPIROTH SEPIROTH SEPIROTH
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:17 No.37097391
    Am I the only one here who RAGE'd at OP's picture?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:17 No.37097422
    FF1/2/3/4/5/6: FUCKING AWESOME GAMES!!!

    FF7/8/9/10/11/12/13/14: FUCKING SHITTY GAMES!!!
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:18 No.37097447
    right, didn't pick prishe or Mihli to represent XI, fucker.
    >> Cyan Medic !h99MW0XJUg 09/02/09(Wed)22:18 No.37097465
    Well, Squall isn't emo, but yeah, you got the general idea.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:19 No.37097487
    1: Save the crystals.
    2: Save the crystals.
    3: Save the crystals.
    4: Save the crystals.
    5: Save the crystals.
    6: Save the Magicite.
    7: Save the Materia.
    8: Save... the... ellipses...
    9: Save the crystals.
    10: Save the world from a giant whale that is actually a dream from people who are stuck in CRYSTALS!!
    11: Save the world from everything, with crystals.
    12: There was one crystal in there, I think we saved it.
    13: The title is "new story of the crystal".
    14: Bound to have crystals I'm sure.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:19 No.37097493
    FF1-14: FAGGOTRY
    >> Fire !!dotr7vHX6pZ 09/02/09(Wed)22:20 No.37097546
    >>37096865
    >mailto:DONT LISTEN TO ONDORES LIES

    I giggled like a schoolgirl
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:20 No.37097555
    >ITT: We describe all 14 Final Fantasies in one sentence:

    FF1-423: weeaboo faggotry with a story an elementary school kid would write and worse grindan than korean mmorpgs.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:21 No.37097573
    FF4: LUNAR. FUCKING. WHALE.

    HOLY FUCK THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER, I CAN SEE FOREVER!!!
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:21 No.37097605
    >>37097391
    8Bit and 16Bit sprites look pretty shit in splash images.

    FF7 - Impaling through cleavage causes end to Apocalypse schemes.
    FF7 Spinoffs - OR DOES IT LOLOLOL
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:22 No.37097624
    >>37097555
    Dood, FF 424 is gonna break the mold.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:23 No.37097698
    >>37096986
    No definate proof that Squall is Laguna's child.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:23 No.37097706
    lol'd at 12, gotta start using "super faggot" more often

    >>37096865
    best post of thread
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:24 No.37097727
    >>37097487
    >crystals
    ORBS, MOTHERFUCKER.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:26 No.37097853
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    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:28 No.37097897
    FF12: Star Wars

    but the gameplay is still great.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:30 No.37097981
    >>37097555

    >FF
    >grindan

    doing it wrong

    >weeaboo

    wat
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:31 No.37098033
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    Best... weapon... evar...
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:31 No.37098048
    Never played 6, 7 was fucking awesome. Im 25 now. lol
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:31 No.37098058
    Amazing.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:31 No.37098064
    >>37096358

    What about versus and agito?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:33 No.37098125
    >>37097897
    Ya the game was FUN to play. I do not give a fuck about the story if the game is actually very fun (see: Ninja Gaiden).
    >> Anonymous 09/02/09(Wed)22:33 No.37098159
    >>37098033
    Maybe if you have a small penis and need to overcompensate.

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