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!9PYHoUe.Iw 08/23/09(Sun)14:53 No.36384953 
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 The
Pokémon are mutated versions of Earth's species, which originated as
the Pokérus virus. Creatures with the Pokérus grow and evolve more
quickly. When the original comet with the Pokérus virus on it hit
Earth, it already had Pokémon forms from other planets upon it (such as
Clefairy and Deoxys).
It is said that Ditto is the Pokérus in a
pure, sentient form. Mew may be related to this form, but in a more
advanced evolution and even fused with another primitive Pokémon
species.
In the present day, most of Earth's earlier life forms
have been replaced entirely by Pokémon versions except for some birds,
fish, and humans. Some say humans are already being infected by the
Pokérus virus, hence the phenomenon of children gaining the mental
capacity of adults and reaching sexual maturity as early as 10.
The
destructive nature of the Pokérus virus is what caused the previous
planet it was upon to be destroyed due to the power Pokémon process.
Many of the god-like Pokémon (so-called "legendaries") that exist today
survived the last planet's destruction, and possibly several other
planets before that one's, by using their various powers to manipulate
time and/or space, even traveling between dimensions.
Pokémon
are already at a state so dangerous that they can destroy entire cities
and landscapes. (This explains the rudimentary scale of most cities and
towns, as well as the lack of roads and highways.) Some work on a
smaller scale, kidnapping children or devouring individuals' souls. It
is only inevitable that people fucking Gardevoirs and Lucarios will
spawn a human-Pokémon species that will entirely wipe out the human
population.
The Pokérus virus will be the inevitable end of all life on earth as it spreads. |
