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  • File : 1250995568.jpg-(284 KB, 1280x960, ThePyro.jpg)
    284 KB Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)22:46 No.36338881  
    So, let us examine the pyro.

    First of, we should remember that each character is heavily based in stereotype. So, what is the Pyro based on? There are no widespread stereotypes concerning faceless monsters who can only communicate though unintelligible grunts. Or are there?

    Take note of the Pyro's taunts. From the first two, the sand people victory cheer and the hadouken, we can infer that it is a nerd. From the air guitar, apparently it thinks highly of itself, or likes to gloat. Remember his lack of intelligible speak, instead grunts that you could just barely make something out of if you tried. Then consider the Pyro's basic game, attacking with Flames, often allowing him to win by running away after throwing said flames. Getting the picture yet? If not, then let's make it simple.


    The Pyro has no face.
    The Pyro is legion.
    The Pyro is Anonymous.


    or more generally, the Pyro is Internet Culture. It has no face because it represents a demographic that has no face. The best stereotypical approximation would be a 30 year old dude who lives in his parents basement, but even that is iffy. Even better would be to say that as a representation of internet users, the Pyro has the face of whoever is playing it at the moment.

    As for all the hints that the Pyro is a girl? The simple answer is that. Valve is trolling you, because that's what the Pyro would do. As is his basic playstyle, you feel awesome burning through players who can't figure out how to defend themselves, and they all start raging. How much closer can you get to trolling without outright griefing in a game?


    anyway, just my thoughts on the subject. Unless everyone already got Valve's joke and was playing along, then I'll feel dumb :/
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)22:47 No.36338951
    The Pyro is based on the pryo.

    A retarded idiot who sets things on fire.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)22:48 No.36338989
    hes fat and out of shape too
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)22:48 No.36339025
    You're an extraordinary faggot for typing all of that out.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)22:48 No.36339031
    Mind = Blown
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)22:49 No.36339067
    i would find that respectable if not for

    >The Pyro has no face.
    >The Pyro is legion.
    >The Pyro is Anonymous.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)22:50 No.36339097
    The Pyro is just the pyro and the above poster said. Vavle put the purse in his locker as a joke about internet flamers and some internet detectives decided to be smart.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)22:50 No.36339105
    The Pyro is Scout's mom. She has no face because then she'd get raped. She has no intelligible speech because women don't have the freedom to speak openly with men.

    Her flames represent the way bitches and whores burn men with their bitch and whore ways. Her air blast represents the way bitches and whores push men away.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)22:50 No.36339113
    And he wants to be a woman
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)22:50 No.36339122
    oh god just die
    >> Proto Man !!0Sud22evSac 08/22/09(Sat)22:51 No.36339189
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    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)22:51 No.36339195
    Or, uh,
    He's just a character who burns shit.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)22:51 No.36339202
    >>36339025
    This.
    Holy fuck.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)22:52 No.36339217
    Look at the Pyro's loss pose. Sassy. Only one that doesn't cower in fear.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)22:52 No.36339225
    >>36339067
    I'm not saying that the Pyro is specifically anonymous I'm saying it's internet culture/trolls in general. I mean look at how egotistic and nerdy he is.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)22:53 No.36339302
    Nigger.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)22:55 No.36339426
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    bump
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)22:57 No.36339529
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    uh.../v/
    I just came to a sudden realization...
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)22:59 No.36339656
    Take note of the Pyro's taunts. From the first two, the sand people victory cheer and the hadouken, we can infer that it is a nerd

    pyro = /v/
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)23:00 No.36339685
    >>36338881
    >the Pyro has the face of whoever is playing it at the moment.
    I think you mean Spy bro.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)23:01 No.36339750
    That's incredibly faggoty, OP. Enjoy your fail.
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)23:03 No.36339845
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    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)23:03 No.36339849
    This shit sounds like it's from those pop culture and philosophy books
    >> Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat)23:04 No.36339944
    >>36339849
    cuz it is fgt



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