Yes it's exactly like high school and you should go an hero yourself

no, no, no
tip: leave your door open when you're in there

That's not a funny pic for anyone. And fuck you, don't worry about the "stupid fratboys", go out there, BE A MAN, stop being a "ronery nerd", enjoy college, fuck bitches, play some vidya, and stop coming to /v/.

>>35924414
>>35924379
Sure is /b/ in here

if you go to a stateschool it will be. Have fun being a ronery nerd who plays videogames all day and sucks at talking.

>>35924386

Why's that?

>>35924414
WoWfag detected

>>35924414
Trolled

lol, you sound like my roommate. where you going to school?

though, i'm bringing the fridge and microwave, and my OTHER roommate is bringing the tv (i'm in a triple)

>>35924511

Because fuckers will place trash cans full of water at a certain angle against your closed door, so when you open it, the trash can falls over, pouring water all over your shit.

I'm a senior and I have virtually no friends because I play the vidya and visit 4chan.

And a 360 isn't gonna impress anyone faggot. If you want to make friends in college buy a Wii like a real man.

>>35924705
I'm going to SIUE

fuck college kid, go to prison, you'll learn all you need to know from prison, college will never make you a man, but prison will

there are tons of cliques.
frat boys are everywhere.
girls are retarded.

welcome to CU.

I don't know, since I'm starting college tomorrow.
But I heard if you join some clubs, you'll make friends

>>35924292
Grow dreadlocks and a stylish beard, and wear metallica t-shirts and drink beer at pubs. Adopt an "it's all good" attitude to life. Now I am a nerd only by night, by day I am a rockstar. Life is great.

>>35924792
>openly stating that the wii is impressive
enjoy year shit casual games

>>35924776
Something similar like that happened in the girls' dorms below mine last year.

>>35924836
Clemson University?

>>35924878

COLLEGE! THE ONE STOP SHOP FOR EXPERIMENTING AND GETTING HIGH AS FUCK.

I only lasted a year in college (lol dropout) but I can tell you this:
the first half of the year was awesome. everyone in our entire dorm building was extremely social, all doors were left open all the time (except for the one antisocial prick nobody liked). closed door basically meant don't bother knocking cause whatever is going on in there is important or sekret. if you get into the frat scene or go to the gym a lot, of course there's a lot of stupid frat guys. I stuck with the pep band. We had an awesome thing going that was completely separate from the frats. Weekly parties, 50+ people crammed in a small apartment drunk out of our minds after every hockey game.

when the second half of the year rolled around, all the cliques developed and by the end of the year i felt like i was in high school again. pep band stayed cool, but the dormitory environment turned to shit.

>>35924811
I always wondered how to take it in the ass like a choir boy, college sure never taught me.

>>35924776
What kind of clown door do you have that opens outward?

>>35924892
A retarted 360 faggot on MY /v/?
It's more likely than you think

>>35924968

What kind of clown door do you have that opens inward?

>>35924807
yea, nope. i'm going to rpi

that woulda been kinda cool if you were my roommate though

>>35924892
He's saying that because ordinary people and bitches love to play wii. Innuendo not intended.

Has anyone ever brought a console to college and had it stolen?

I'm a little apprehensive about bringing my Ps3.

>>35925051
lol troylets

>>35924957
sounds like you were a victim, guess you failed the man test

>>35924968

I *think* he means propped on the floor leaning towards your door on the outside, so when you open the door it tips forwards and falls over, spilling water on the floor.

Uhhh college is quite different. If all else, try to join a frat. They you can BROout and play some gears and madden, and drinking games. A few shots and some beers will make you less socially awkward via giving you unwarranted confidence. Once you bang that chick, you should be fine. Just keep it up for 4 years. Try to find friends that matter, and not just some fags that try to abuse your generosity.

Don't refer to /v/ as fellow /v/irgins by the way. Makes me feel like one by responding. Pretty sure it's at least 50-50. There can't be that many sad excuses on here. Can there?

>go out there, BE A MAN, stop being a "ronery nerd", enjoy college, fuck bitches, play some vidya, and stop coming to /v/.

Oh seconding this motion. Ronery nerd is a no go. No one wants to be one. Choose not to be and you'll be fine. Have fun.

>>35925112

Just bring a N64 like everyone else.

It probably varies by school, but UCLA is very gamer friendly because of its huge population of ronery asians.

>>35925112
someone on our floor got their 360 stolen, but the thief's friend ratted them out and he stole it back. I only had my N64 so not much to worry about.

>>35925112

Broptip: Don't bring "New and expensive" shit if you're staying in a dorm. Stuff that is generally around 5 years old is left alone, but be careful.

Last year some douchebag went around stealing people's harddrives, shit sucked.

I've found that college is pretty different from high school. Instead of the widesweeping drama people find a friend group hang out and don't really bother others. The stupid fratboys really aren't that prevelant, it all matters where you choose to go. If you party a lot you're bound to run into them more. My advice is to find something you like to do on campus and get involved, it's a really quick way to make friends and it's pretty fun. Also, get to know your neighbors. You might be living with some pretty cool people and not even know it.

>>35925247
>>35925228
>>35925190

So bring a console that is not manufactured anymore?

I think I'll just leave everything home

What school are you going to?

Protip: If you find one gamer, you'll find a shit ton of others.

>> is College like High School at all?
Yes.

>> Is it very clique?

No.

>> Are their really as many stupid fratboys (you know the ones) as they say?

If your college has frats, yes.

>> WoW players

Kill yourselves.

>>35925179

>>35925377

I brought my original Xbox with Gears, Halo 1/2, DOOM and Splinter Cell Chaos Theory.

Nobody has stolen anything from me, mainly because I'm constantly doing multiplayer with others on those games.

>>35925140
?
whats lol about that?

>>35925500

Yep, that's exactly what I was talking about.

DO NOT CLOSE YOUR DOOR DURING DAYLIGHT HOURS, YOU'RE JUST BEGGING FOR THIS TO HAPPEN.

>>35924292
There are only fratboys in team sports and fraternities. Take P.E. courses like jogging or fencing if you don't want to be around those people. Don't join a frat.

Your roommate is not your friend. He cannot be trusted. Do not confide in him. Do not trust him with your valuables. Do not bring anything you cannot stand to lose. I'm not trying to scare you, but at the same time I don't want you to get taken advantage of. If you give him nothing to use against you, he can't do anything to you (if he turns out to be a dick)

Back your computer up to an external HD and wipe out EVERYTHING you don't want shared with the world. Password protecting it won't mean shit. If you have photos/chat logs/search histories you don't want the public to know about, delete all of it.

>>35925559
>original xbox
>gears

>>35925051
OH SHI-
Incoming freshmen for RPI here as well. What dorm did you get?

>>35925559

Gears of War? I thought that was only for the 360

>>35925700
barton, you?

>>35925736
Cary. Are you moving in on the 25th?

Step 1. Watch Animal House.

Step 2. Learn what college is like

Step 3. Be like John Belushi.

>>35925700
>>35925736

MY CHEMICAL BROMANCE IN THE MAKING

ITT fags who listen to their older bother talk about college, then come to this thread and act tough.

>>35925935
yup

Flesh lights give you genital fungus

One of the quickest ways to make friends in college is to get in a fight with a frat boy.

It doesn't matter if you win or lose, everybody instantly likes you. (Even the guy you just fought)

>ITT fags who listen to their older bother

I'm that older brother. Done as of last year. Spreading knowledge to help the seemingly helpless. Now excuse me, but I'm in the middle of a Madden 10 match and I'm losing. I think I will go play some Blazblue afterwards.

>>35926105

>GENITAL

>FUNGUS

>>35925669
one of my personal favs is the penny trick.
you jam pennies inbetween the door and the metal doorway when someone has it locked from the inside, it becomes impossible to unlock the door cause of the pressure against the mechanism.

>>35926027
Damn, only 9 days left. We need to get a meeting of all the bros and play the vidja. Somehow I get the feeling that theres gonna be a lot of channers.

>>35925936
college, and more specifically, frat life, are nothing like animal house. at all

>Genital Fungus

>>35926180

>penny trick

>lock someone inside with no way to get out and laugh as they starve to death

what

>>35925013
>A retarted 360 faggot on MY /v/?
>A retarted 360
>A retarted
>retarted

Attention ronery fags: Play hacky-sack. Chicks love that shit.

>>35926219

Movies would never lie to me

College is identical to high school except you have to pay for everything, and there's no one to get your fat ass out of bed in the morning

>>35926419
or that frisbee shit

It isn't like High School. In fact, the kids fresh out of high school always stick out like a sore thumb because they are the ones acting like retards. That clique shit is for children.

If your friends have written shit on your shoes, hat, tshirt, or backpack, don't bring it unless you want to get pegged as a newb. Don't draw weed leaves on your folders or dress/act gangsta.

The overwhelming majority of college students are adults who have goals in life and are working towards them. They are more interested in passing their courses and doing well. If you work hard and take it seriously you will fit right in, socially awkward ronery nerd or not.

If you don't smoke or drink now, don't feel like you have to start to 'man up' around your roommate or friends. I cannot possibly explain how difficult it is to stop.

>>35926474

Alarm clocks or asshole roommates count.

>>35926217
yea, i got that feeling during orientation

i'm a little concerned that its gonna be a fucking sausage fest though.

>>35926419
What if you're not only socially inept, but completely uncoordinated as well?

Here are protips from someone who has been on both ends of the professor's desk.
1. Bring only what you need. You won't be staying in the dorm long...after the first year most students make some friends and get an apartment with their bros. Moving is a pain in the ass, and you won't have much storage space. Simplify. Bring your computer, ammenities, and maybe some basic furniture you wouldn't mind throwing out.
2. Join clubs and shit. This will help you make friends, fight off the ronery, and most importantly build your resume and help you get contacts that will be useful when you graduate. Try to join two clubs; one in your field and then one that'll teach you a new school. Do something fun; swing dancing, or martial arts, or break dancing or fencing or whatever. It'll cut into your vidya time, but there's no better way to meet people. If you're focused on learning a skill, you'll be less self conscious when you talk to your peers.

>>35926518
sounds like you had lots of problems in college

>>35926581
3. Take any opportunities that come up: If someone invites you to drink, or go to a bar, or a club, or try shrooms, or go to a sick kegger at chad's, fucking do it. I don't care if you think you'll hate it (and you probably will), go anyway on the off chance that you have fun. Worst case scenario, you'll learn for sure what you like and don't like. Best case scenario, you find a new hobby, make friends, or even get your dick wet. Just make sure you're smart about it.
4. FUCKING STUDY. Get your general education classes done with IMMEDIATLY. Yes, it sucks, yes you came to study X, not dick around with Y, but just fucking do it. The teachers will cut you slack if you're a freshman, and when you take care of that crap it'll let you get into the interesting, specialized stuff. Try to have your major figured out before you go. Figure out how much time you need to study every week, set a schedule, and FUCKING STICK TO IT. Even if the new vidya comes out, don't play it until you put in your hours. Remember, you're paying to be there, you only fuck yourself when you slack off.

>>35926219
i beg to differ. while not a frat, our pep band's shenanigans were almost as severe as animal house. on the first weekend of every year we get completely back-asswards wasted and run around through all the dorm buildings tipping over furniture, ripping posters off the walls (public areas) and screaming the lyrics to drinking songs and/or metallica. This served as an awesome recruiting aid, as people who want in on that shit would seek us out.
for christmas, we stole a pine tree from the neighboring school to put in our "party house" (apartment where everything happened). When I say stole, I mean drove over in a pickup truck, chainsawed a pine tree from their sporting grounds, and sped off leaving ruts in the field.
we'd go to all the women's hockey games and sexually proposition the away team to distract them.
we had a bigass air horn like the ones on 18-wheelers, retrofitted into a box with a tank for portability. if someone wronged us, we'd set it off outside their window in the middle of the night.
it was very much like animal house

>>35926180
I had that happen to me my freshman year

...they kept me in there for 2 days =\

My high school experience was fucking awesome. It was a lot like /v/, actually; everyone was bros, and everyone raged about everything.

I'm worrying that college just won't be quite as rockin.

>>35926604
Fuck no bro, I loved it and got my M.S. in the end. Petroleum engineering ftw.

Only downer is being an alcoholic. Been sober for 6 months, but fuck. It is hard. :(

>>35926546
HAHAHA
Sausagefest? More like sausage FACTORY. 27%. Half of them are hittable. So figure like 15%. I swear to god, me and my right hand are gonna know each other a lot better after these 4 years.

>>35926622
>>35926660
OP, these are fratboys. Follow their advice and you'll regret your life.

I have no idea.

I go to community college, so I kinda just go to class and then work and then home.

Don't really have friends anymore since they're all busy with their frats and their new friends.

Don't really have a chance with women because all the girls here are older and married, and the ones that aren't want nothing to do with a loser who lives with their parents (even though they do too).

I kinda just...live.

I think this is what being 30 must feel like. Just never thought I'd feel it at 20.

SEXUALLY EXPERIMENT WITH GUYS
SEXUALLY EXPERIMENT WITH GUYS
SEXUALLY EXPERIMENT WITH GUYS
SEXUALLY EXPERIMENT WITH GUYS
SEXUALLY EXPERIMENT WITH GUYS

PIC RELATED IT'S YOU

I don't know about you guys, but my first week in a dorm was complete hell

Getting up by myself (I broke my alarm clock within 3 days because in one of the days my arm shot out and it slammed against the wall) sucked. I lived with 3 other guys and I didn't talk to them for the first week (I went in my own room when not in class and sat alone listening to music or playing my DS)

I was scared because I'd never been away from my parents before (You fags were, too), and it was impossible to get to sleep. I talked to no one on campus, went to class, went back to dorm, sleep, repeat. Call my mother every night to talk to her, talk quietly so other guys in dorm can't hear.

Actually the reason I ever came out of my room was seriously a ;_; moment. I was the only one in the dorm at the time because the other guys were at some party, and I'm alone with my door shut and locked, and one of the guys comes in with his girlfriend (he in particular looked like the kind of guy I wouldn't like, because he was really buff and always talked about doing wrestling and such). He calls to see if anyone's there and I open up my door to say I am. He had a pizza box in his hand and was like "Hey, my girlfriend and I got some pizza on the way home but didn't eat it all. You want the rest?" I was like wat at his generosity especially after my being an asshole and not talking to them for an entire week. But I asked if it was okay and he said yeah he was stuffed and gave me the pizza. Shit was so ;_;

I left my door open from then on.

I really enjoyed high school than college.

I lived in a dorm and crashed and burned socially because I was too afraid to go to any real non starcraft lan based parties because I never really had before and eventually I got depressed and lost all will to be social and started to resent everyone at my dorm because of how uncomfortable I was there which looking back on it I feel pretty bad about because they really tried the best they could with me.

Make sure your computer is password protected and tied down to something.

Learn something from my failure I guess.

>>35926323
okay not impossible, but extremely difficult.

>>35926744
ha ha ha, i live in a triple and i've got a floor bath. i gotta learn to be sneakan cell with my fapping

>>35924292

LEAVE DOOR WIDE OPEN WHILE DOING COOL THINGS. MAKE FRIENDS BY BEING FRIENDLY.

NO VIDYA, unless it's 360 with Halo or Madden.

Have cool shit in your room, and you be popular as shit.

Be brave your first fucking semester. First week of school, knock on doors and introduce yourself. If you see they have vidya, try to strike up a conversation.

First month or so is when everyone groups up.

I pussied out and it took a kid in my english class to force me out of my room. I spent all day playing FFXI.

The day i met them was the greatest day of my life, we all sat down and played melee and rockband for 8 hours, we had a half day due to snow.

Dont be a pussy, meet as many people as you can. Find your group and college will be the god damn best years of your life

>>35926826
>lived with 3 other guys
>my own room
what the fuck kind of fancy-ass dorms did you have? all the 4-person suites i've ever seen are 2 people per room plus a bathroom.

greentext aside, you failed miserably. at least you learned. Fuck, I was so glad to be out of my house and among like-minded individuals for once, i was social as all hell. my room became the go-to for hanging out and shooting shit when you were bored. I can't remember a daylight moment when there were less than 3 people in there.

try to make an effort to meet everyone on your floor if you're living in a dorm, or at least the guys in the rooms immediately adjacent to or in front of your room. it will pay off in the end.

everyone is too busy studying/partying to worry about cliques.

>>35926961
Don't worry about what kind of vidya you play, I was probably the least popular person in my dorm but I got everyone started on Fallout 3 and Castle Crashers because they wanted to know what I was playing.

>>35927126
This.

Also, if your dorm has a kitchen, take some time to use it. Cook something that you can serve the whole floor, like chili or stew or tacos or fucking cake. Knock on doors and tell 'em to come out and bring a plate. You'll be instant bros with everyone.

>>35926826
Yeah, same thing. Our dorm was set up where the baseball players were on the 1st and 2nd floor and the honor students were on the 3rd. I knew 4-5 guys on my floor, but most of them were dicks to me in HS. I accidentally left my door cracked one night playing Sonic 2 and like 7 of my roommates came in and watched me dominate it and were like "Holy fuck you're good"

Left my door open the next day onwards. I had some REALLY good times with those guys.

thuggin it and lovin it

I'll be starting my first semester in less than a week, does anybody know what I absolutely NEED to bring? (i.e. t.v., microwave, that sort of thing?)

i tried looking for good clubs at our college. incoming freshman as well, looking for a bboy club. the only thing we have closest to that is a "hip hop" club whose presidents seems to be flipino midget women what the fuck man. also appreciate the advices given here.

>>35927174

Ours was actually more of an apartment on campus. It was a room, and then it went into 4 bedrooms and a bathroom.

>>35926961
>cool shit in your room
that reminds me.
<----- THIS IS A NECESSITY. OWN ONE. TWO IS BETTER. THREE IS WIERD.
and no matter what the other kids say, dave matthews is not cool.

OP here: I'm a nursing student so my Floor is made up entirely of women, any thoughts on what to do? And no HURR DURR BANG THEM, I'm gay anyway

>>35926826

Dawww :3

>>35927409
FORGOT MY FUCKING PIC

>>35927297
probably mattress pads for the beds they provide, microwave, mini fridge (these things you should discuss with your new roommates and come to agreement who should bring what) bathroom supplies and a condom for your new boyfriend.

>>35927426
fag

>>35927409

>dave matthews is not cool.

You are a fucking faggot. The Dave Matthews band is god tier.

>>35927409
what
what's a necessity

what

>>35927479
some places don't allow microwaves, check first. Also, coffee machines are iffy. colleges are douches about exposed heating elements.

>>35927409
This isn't the fucking 70's. Lavalamps are lame, get the fuck out.

>>35927426
hurr durr bang men

>>35927297
well organize it between you and your roommate(s) if you have them

but yea, you'll want a fridge and microwave. i use slingbox, so i didn't bring a tv, but its still nice to have one.

DO NOT, bring game systems if you aren't mature enough to limit yourself. really don't. you don't want to become that guy that just stays in his room and plays the vidya.

oh, and top ramen noodles. lots of them

>>35927440
Most colleges probably don't allow these.

>>35927479

>and a condom for your new boyfriend

>>35927487
Don't go saying that to /mu/, I've got a feeling that they will tear you to shreads
...but then again /mu/ is made up of metalfags and hipsterfags, while you are just a fratfag

>>35927239
>like 7 of my roommates came in
wow

>>35927530
oh ok cool!

>>35927239
> 7 roommates

Jesus fucking Christ are you at college or on an African slave ship?

>>35927530
lavalamp
>>35927533
I guarantee you they are not lame. they were lame in the 90's when spencer's gifts was popular, but now the world has forgotten them because of hot topic becoming the new "wierd shit" store.
and also the fact that every fucking chick that passed by my room took notice of it, either stopping momentarily outside my door, or coming in and telling me it was cool. so fuck you.

I actually never done sport up until college, then I joined a paintball club met a good bunch of people and had a lot of fun.

>>35927297
REPRESENTING
Anyway, you really need to talk it over with your roomate before you buy anything, see who's bringing what. A tv would be nice to have and playing vidya with your door open is actually a great way to make friends. Remember to bring all of the necessary bathroom stuff and towels,etc.

>>35927536
...well played anon
well played

My first year dorm SUCKED.

I got stuck in the slummiest freshmen dorm, where I swear almost everyone was stoned or drunk almost all the time. Our residential adviser/whatever you want to call it was a really cool guy though, and I met a couple people I liked on the floor.

I got along pretty decent with the people there, but I fucking hated most of them because they'd be making noise at 3AM RIGHT OUTSIDE MY GODDAMN WALL THAT YOU CAN HEAR RIGHT THROUGH when I had to get to sleep to wake up for classes in the morning.

I think they were too drunk to even remember me getting mad at them though when I did. It was just wicked awkward :/


Second year was way better, almost everyone on our floor were friends and they loved games in general, we played vidja, 40k, majerk, and a bunch of others.

>>35924292
take my advice OP, join a frat at first opportunity, you gain automatic friends, access to women, and various social privileges for the rest of your life, and its far better to be one of the assholes than get shit on by them

>>35927239
>like 7 of my roommates came in

>>35927543
lots of ramen noodles is only for people who are too poor for the meal plan

Haha, screw you guys, I'm going to college close to home so I can still live at home and save money.

>>35927608

Fratfag? I had no idea people's idea of a stereotypical frat guy was listening to Dave Matthews.

>>35927852
Enjoy your no friends and your shit commute school.

>>35927239

>like 7 of my roommates came in

So, what, do you sleep with all these guys or just suck them off?

>>35927852

It's hard when you don't have many choices by where you live. Especially if you live in some shit state like Utah.

If I do go to college by home, though, it'd be at the South Dakota School of Mines and Technology. Still it would be about an hour drive from where I currently live, and I believe your first year you're required to live on campus anyway.

Any NJ Ramabr0s out there?

>>35927713

as a fratfag, I would like to point out that while there may be typical jock douchebags running around in some fraternities, you CAN find ones full of cool people.

I joined the everyman (alcoholics) frat. We have random people from almost every clique and sports team, with one thing in common; have a good time and get fucked up doing it.

>>35927929

I live right near a train station, and one of the stops is within walking distance of the school.

>>35927641
>>35927763
*neighbors. I'm sorry, I'm really tired. There was like 20 of us on our floor though

They felt like roommates, however. We'd just randomly walk into everyone else's room and do whatever. We designated 2 of them as drinking rooms too, so sometimes you'd get up to 15 people in one room ducking the RA.

The first half of the year is always a time when the freshmen hang out and get to know everyone. Just hope you get a good dorm assignment. I'm a guy who likes to chill and play video games, occasionally partying or playing outdoor games/sports. I was placed on a floor where EVERY GODDAMN OTHER PERSON was on the sports team AND a frat star. From 5pm until 5am every fucking night, i was the only person in my hall. Shit was lame.

Fortunately, trolling around the other floors, i met some great nerds with whom to hang out.

Talk to as many people as you can when you first get there, because shit polarizes pretty quick. Talk to people in your classes, ESPECIALLY if it's tied to your area of study. And, if at all possible, join a club/group with similar interests. I would have killed for there to be an anime club or a vidya gamin club or even a movie club at my school, but of course there isn't.

Has anyone here gone to an Ivy? Is it any different there besides less partying and more studying?

Besides having more arrogant pricks with their heads up their asses-- 4chan has plenty of those.

The key is to make one social friend who you can meet everyone else through, if you are anti-social (or post on /v/, which means you are shit at being social even if you like trying to)

>>35927929

I commute to Georgia Tech and have several friends. Fuck you.

ADVICE: Don't be a douchbag or join any frats. Learn time management. Ask for help from your teachers and peers.

>>35928061
Ivy = just as much partying, just as much studying, maybe slightly better level of education for certain subjects, and five times the cost.

>>35928061
if anything there is more partying at Ivies and less studying because why would you need to fucking study, you're at an Ivy

>>35928013
so do you still suck them off?

>>35928061

My cousin goes to Brown, and he says it's awesome. (Of course, he's a total douchebag that leads the local Christian youth group)

>>35928125
Oh for the record, this post is not about Harvard or Yale. The other Ivy League Schools are jokes that don't deserve the title.

has anyone in this thread ever, you know, had a JOB during college?

Any bros at UMCP? I'm in OP's position here, leaving in a few weeks and a little curious as to dorm reputations.

>>35928173
.__. No, it was a community college. We're all at 4 year colleges now and moved really far away from each other.

college is a fucking joke, it only exists to delay people from entering the workforce because there aren't enough jobs, go there, take easy subjects, get drunk, play vidya, chillax

>>35928247

I had a work-study job when I went to Wesleyan.

All I had to do was sit in the computer lab and make sure nobody vandalized shit. I got paid $8/hour and all I did was goof off online.

Has anyone been to MIT?

I applied and got a full ride through it. How is the social aspect there?

>>35928404

>I applied and got a full ride through MIT
>Posts on 4chan

>>35928404

>I applied and got a full ride through it.

i don't think so

>>35928102
Several is the key word.

>>35928404
LOL MIT... well at least you only have to stay there a year until you find someplace better. Start sending transfer applications in NOW so that you have the jump on the others.

>>35926826

hahaha fag

>>35928318

College exists to give a false sense of creating an educated workforce. That's why almost all jobs require a college degree, and the overall value of a undergraduate degee is going downhill fast.

>>35928247
i worked at the student center Subway (food place not underground train) for like 5 hours 3 days a week. It was really just cash for booze/snacks/roadtrips cause everything school-related was paid for by a loan

>>35928107
>Time management

Alright, every incoming freshman here is FUCKED.

>>35928544
>(Mon)00:20
I didn't even know what time it was until I looked at your post.

FUCK.

>>35928519

College exists to educate people for jobs that require expertise and commitment.

High school dropouts can always work at McDonald's or Walmart should they ever need a job.

any bros at university of texas at dallas?

as you're probably well aware, despite being a massive city, there's somehow NO GOOD ARCADES in this entire city. if anyone wants to play some fighten, post. i have a 360 with sf4/bb/hdr/kof98 a dreamcast with 3s and a saturn with alpha 2, technically i have a playstation 3 with sc4 too but i seriously don't have any room for it in my shitty apt so it's just in the closet.

>>35928107

They are not teachers. They are professors. Mine always got pissed if I slipped and called them a teacher.

I've always called them 'instructors' and none have ever complained.

>>35928634

>Dreamcast
>ronery fag living in an apartment

Somehow this seems to fit you well.

Since I'm in California, and all the schools here got fucked the most by the recession, losing millions in education budget cuts, most of my friends did not receive loans while school tuitions were increased 10-20%.

Too bad I'm rich because I wipe my ass with 10,000. I don't care if my parents become broke because fuck yeah I'm going to college.

Hey, I'm going off to Milwaukee School of Engineering for Software Engineering soon, because I want to someday make the vidya. For me, it is like high school because my high school was a technology school, and it was almost exactly the same as MSOE looks to be (same technology-oriented equipment and courses, same specializations, same guy-girl ratio T_T).

For the past few months, I've been having nightmares about school and my roommates. I've been to this school for a year, but I'm getting new roommates this time. I pray to god I'm not with more douche bags.

>>35928284
University of Marlyand?
UMD is what most people call it, broski. Can't help you though, because I only worked in the Stamp to clean up after you nerds.

>>35928061
There are only two types of people at Ivys:

Spoiled rich kids who, surprisingly, are usually not that stuck up and generally friendly (also, they buy a ton of shit and don't care if you use it)

-and-

Poorfags who managed to be smart enough to get a full ride.

If you're the former, you get everything on a silver platter. If you're the latter, make friends with the former, and borrow THEIR silver platter.

And as several people in this thread have said, there is plenty of partying at ivys, just because all of the spoiled rich kids can do/buy most anything they want, and don't really have to worry about keeping their GPA above a 1.5 as long as their parents can foot the bill.

>>35928634
How is it? I wanted to try Texas Tech, but it's way over in Shitfuck Nowhere, so UTD is my next choice.

>>35928125
and five times the salary in ten years. sorry you were too stupid to get into a halfway decent school.

>>35928634
Dallas manages to be the most boring major city ever.

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>>35928356
dang man you are lucky, I have to work at some food place (not sure which one yet) but it pays for all my room/food.

I know /a/ would be a better place to ask, but...
What's your advice on suppressing your power level /v/?

I don't want to stop watching anime, but I'm thinking it's going to be taboo for the first month. And of course I plan on staying the fuck away from the anime club.

any of you guys going to artfag school?

>>35928611

Except now half of those job require degrees now.Seriously, I've been looking for a job to help pay my way through college and it's retarded that a secretary position or a sales position would require any level of postsecondary eduacation to qualify for it. The cashier job at Walmart wanted a fucking 2 year degree minimum.

And many of these so called college graduates can't spell or do basic math. I wouldn't considered them skilled.

>College like High School at all
Depends what college you are going to bro.

ATTENTION INCOMING FRESHMEN

DO NOT BE THE LONELY DIPSHIT WHO SITS IN HIS ROOM BLASTING GODDAMN KORN AND SLIPKNOT ALL DAY LONG

YES, WE REALIZE YOU'RE DARK AND MYSTERIOUS, NOW TURN THAT SHIT OFF

>>35928821
in college its the poorfags that are the stingy anti-social assholes because they have a chip on their shoulders and are trying to "make something of themselves," rich people always make the best friends because have no reason to be mean or ungenerous, their lives are great

>>35928991
>YES, WE REALIZE YOU'RE DARK AND MYSTERIOUS

HIPSTER VICTORY

>>35928925
fellow /a/non here going to be a freshman tommarow. All through highschool I watched a ton of anime and only my closest friends knew it. Wear whatever clothes are in style and just try not to be awkward.