>It comes as no surprise that this shit is made by Americans and has entirely American fans. They love that shitty uninspired crap and surprise surprise, that's why their shitty uninspired videogames that rip off from Japan, attract such retarded, delusional American fratboys. It's right up the alley for everyone who's a fan of this (i.e. every American).

fuck you

you dont get it is all, and yes it is terrible.

Where's the avatar?

You guys are posting in a troll thread, you know.

>>35245120
Explain it to me, then. It's a shitty "parody" of Captain N but it has no redeeming quality whatsoever. What's there to get? America ripping off Nihon yet again. Captain N = Nintendo = Japan. Captain S = America = Shit.

>>35245178

Sega's a Japanese company too you moron.

>>35245237
What does SEGA have to do with anything, you stupid fucking retard? Seriously sometimes I wish you'd have to pass an IQ test to be allowed to 4chan, then we wouldn't have tripfag scum like you ruining the boards.

sage

Back in my days, Lanced Jack meant something

Who cares about that shitty retard

only the AVGN, Yahtzee, and of course the nostalgia critic (albeit he doesn't do games) are worth watching. Every other reviewer isn't funny.

>>35244952

Oh, hey JL.

>>35245440
>Nostalgia Critic
>Funny

Seriously? NC is a shoddy knockoff from the AVGN. I'd rather watch the Irategamer, at least he's original.

The internet is retarded, it really shouldn't come as a surprise, people watch the Irate Gamer for fucks sake.

>>35245304
Bit hypocritical, don't you think?

I'm posting in this thread because I can. ;D
Also, bump for the sake of Lack. :3

>>35245542

>>35245498
I watch the Irategamer. He can appreciate Japan, that's why he's okay.

Nighttime /v/ is not being very entertaining right now...

At least American's contribute. Japan hasn't done anything for the world in decades.

i'll just ignore the bottem bit and agree with the top 2 bits. i really fucking hate that guy. i remember seeing a video at some event, the nerd and critic were there. he was obviously being ignored, and didn't like it one bit. whenever the nerd and critic did something he'd show his head in and try to make it look like he was part of things. he wasn't.

honestly they can't act for shit, they can't write for shit, its a flawed idea from the get go.

still saged from the weeaboo deliberate obvious trolling though.

>>35245796
Well, I did state my honest opinion in the first two parts, and I'm glad you agree.

Still, trolled for falling for it.

>Janced Lack thread

>>35245796
>deliberate obvious trolling

I'm sorry, was it even necessary to state that much?

Maybe someday Japan will do something, and then we can all complain about it. Because it will no doubt be shit.

It's Japan, after all. When are they not?

I'm an american and what is this?

Trolls aside I've never heard of this shit.

>>35245891
When we invented videogames, you fucking slacking turd from your shitty racist white man's country. Stop pretending you had any part in making videogames what they are today.

>>35245573
Wat? Are you a mute?

>>35245440

What about Spoony? Spoony is fucking great.

Thatguywiththeglasses.com has tons of these things to choose from alone, but The Angry Joe show takes the cake.

He talks in one of the slowest manners I've ever seen, complete with tons of awkward pauses, does video game "news" and reviews half a year after the fact, and has the common fratboy mentality when it comes to games, he's last person you would want to listen to when it comes to video games.

>>35246076

Of course I am. I have no fingers and therefore I cannot type.

Was bumping your bump, too.

>>35246126
Haha, I fucking hate that idiot.

>>35246093
Spoony is a pathetic manchild who'd rather bitch about his personal life than produce content. Plus he spends his donation money on games and other shit. He has a fucking 46" Bravia XBR.

>>35245978

It's just some weeaboo's having hurt butts because the only thing they're good for is getting nuked.

Hiroshima and Nagasaki getting the a-bomb are the only time shit hasn't come out of Japan.

>>35245304

Who the fuck are YOU to mention tripfag scum? YOU'RE THE REASON WHY TRIPFAGS ARE LOOKED DOWN ON. THE ACTUALLY DECENTLY TREATED ONES LIKE ME ARE OVERSHADOWED BY WEABOO ATTENTION WHORES LIKE YOURSELF.

>>35246207

lol u mad?

>>35246186

Because god forbid he spends donation money on things he needs.

>>35246126
Oh, and he's also never angry.

>>35246186

>Calling Spoony bad

God damnit, I know you're a troll and this is all you do on 4chan, but fuck you. Spoony is awesome.

>>35246153
;D So how are you typing, sir?

Americans are retards, I'll agree with you on that one.
Never heard of that shit though
Also, Japanese people are savages and sick fucks.
hurr

dont feed the troll just sage

>Janced Lack !!Y8Gfzllnsik

This thread got off on a great start!

>>35244952
>Captain S
>Bad
ahahahahaha
Jack you retard.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WE'RE IN AMERICA!

I love you so much Janced Lack. Another 10 out of 10 thread keep 'em coming man!

>>35246256
>>35246336
I am stating the truth. Spoony is a miserable excuse for a reviewer. Everybody has got his fucking problems, but they don't need to tell their audience about it every waking hour of the fucking day. Literally, he makes videos about his 360 getting a RROD. Have you ever seen the Nerd talk publicly about any shit and making excuses for not getting content up? No. Because he's professional. Fuck, he got married and moved house like twice, that didn't stop him. Spoony is a lying cheating cunt who uses your donation money so he can continue being a worthless jobless fucking bum. Honest truth.

>>35246207
You're not a decent tripknight, you're a piece of shit tripfag who only tries to derail my threads with offtopic nonsense.

I am posting in a troll thread. G"night /v/.

>>35246343

One letter at a time.

With my nose.

Jack, I have you Konata, what will you post now?

>>35246497
This isn't a troll thread. o.O

at least we can agree there is nothing worse than yahtzee's abortion of an attempt at a show "brain damaged" indeed.

>>35244952

I think that OP is a faggot.

>>35246542
oh and just for good measure

Thread closed due to even worse quality content then usual /v/ shit.

>>35246497
>/v/
>troll thread

>>35245830
ahh well :3

>>35246613
janced lack

>>35246521
Oh, my. I'm so sorry.
I'd do anything to help you, sir, anything.

>>35246544
That's why I switched to Yui. I noticed Konata was missing from my folder.

You won't get my other personas, you little criminal. I'm guarding them on the double now.

Oh well, that just means I can't talk about the PS3 anymore, since that's what my Konata personality does.

Moar here for sure:

http://devil4chan.blogspot.com/

and i am sure you will get her nude on that blog so check under label "Nude Quality Pic and Hardcore Section..

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>>35246672

Don't worry about me. I'm beyond help at this point.

JUST MAKE SURE YOU GET THAT SERUM TO THE DYING KIDS IN THAT RUN DOWN ORPHAN HOUSE ON TIME.

REMEMBER ME.

>>35246485

Would it be better if he never explained why he has delays? We genuinely want to know what's going on in Noah's life because he has a very generous fanbase.

You're just envious because you try attention whoring and everybody hates you but a genuinely nice guy gets heaps of money and praise and you want in on that so you troll /v/. 0/10 you cunt.

>since that's what my Konata personality does

Oh Jack you schizo you.

>>35246701
So, Lack, how many games do you have for the PS3?

>>35246701

>>35246485

>360 RRoD

He put that video up today, well at least now it's obvious you're trolling about spoony being bad and you do like him.

Goddammit people, stop ruining Lanced's thread.

>>35246701
I'll be keeping her for a long long time then. Then livestreaming it.

>>35246823
I don't give a shit about Spoony's life. He can put out videos, and I'm not paying him for them, or anything he does. Also I'm not buying his shitty shirts. If he brought out a DVD, I'd pirate it, just like Mega64's stuff.

None of these basement-dwelling backyard producing retarded "game reviewers" deserve my money or appreciation.

Their material is only consumed by me because I know full well how much money and time they put into it, and I know that I will never pay them back. That makes me sleep at night, so very soundly.

>>35246853
None. I hate the PS3, it's fucking Japanese and a piece of overengineered undermarketed shit. I play the PC only.

>>35246876

>>35246781
Fuck, do I need to rush?! How much time do I have?!

you layed it on a little thick with all the jap love, but other wise excellent trolling.

God tier
AVGN
Yahtzee

Shit tier, don't even google
Freezecracker - Shitty trolling from a autistic faggot
Mega 64 - Don't deserve the fame they apparently got recently.

>>35247023
LOL WHARRGARBL

>>35246986
There seem to be plenty of semi normal people on /v/ but you seem like a jerk, good night to you Jack.

>>35246986
So... Aren't you talking about the PS3, now?

>>35246916
Fuck you, I despise him. He's an arrogant twat and has no style or talent. As aforementioned I only watch his stuff to get the feeling I'm ripping it off. I block his ads and watch it on blip.tv so that he doesn't get money or hits from my view.

>>35247103
Why do you think so harshly of Mega64, just wondering?

>>35245106
I'm American and I agree with this (serious)

>>35245440

Seconded

>>35247164

>>35247197
You must be a liberal

Lanced, I want to become like you. How do I go about doing this?

>>35246042

The Russians invented video games.

>>35247304
You don't wanna be like jack, trust me.

>>35247151
Without Konata, I can't talk about the PS3 in a favourable way. It fucking sucks anyway though, so I'm quite happy about that.

>>35247368
But... I like him... What is honestly wrong with him?

>>35247398

Trust me, PS3 is the best console known to man.

>>35247164
Because, it's just stupid. They call it "jackass" with videogames, yet when ever they're interviewed about it, they go into how intense the thought process is for them to annoy people in public. I'm pretty sure all of the stars are douchebags in person too.

>>35247569
Well, check out their podcasts (like, one of them or w/e). I don't know what to you is a douchebag, but most of them seem alright, and they have better taste in videogames than most Americans (e.g. they don't like fucking Halo, but they love MGS).