go fuck a kangaroo

yeah i'm still here, waiting till 10pm till i go to my off peak quota and become uncapped so i can play some games or download something or whatnot.

>>35149432
American: Go fuck a burger.

English: Go fuck a cup of tea.

Kiwi: Go fuck a sheep.

Any other place: Go fuck yourself.


OP, I hate that place. The guy who served me once when I was looking at some 360 games didn't know jack shit about anything.

>>35149452
I have to wait til 2am.

God fucking dammit.

>>35149452
I feel your pain bro, fucking Australian internet.

what's that tripfag? image dump thread you say?

well, if you insist.

>>35149432

Go to bed

I thought Australia didn't have games or internet.

GameTraders in Carousel, I like you. You hooked me up with a copy of Demon's Souls, and one of the guys always talks about Final Fantasy to me, he's cool.

>>35149497

lol my quota resets tomorrow anyway, i may as well burn through it all tonight anyway. If i changed my plan my off peak time will actually start at 5am and finish at noon instead of midnight to 7am.

But yeah as a i was saying before the thread died, i went to Orbit upstairs to play some Strikers 1945 and there's like a small aborigine kid asking me for tokens.

Kid 1: "Can you please give me a token?"
Me: "nah sorry man i only got enough to let me play 2 games?"
Kid 1: "Please can i have the other one please?
Kid 2 probably his brother or something who looked like his age as well: "HE DOESN'T HAVE A FUCKING TOKEN LEAVE HIM ALONE FOR FUCKS SAKE"

>>35149634

how much for?

>>35149647
Mine's 2 am til noon. iinet is a good provider, just ignore the horrible adverts.

>>35149594

We have games and internet, it's just rather expensive and given how much we pay for internet it's rather sub par compared to other places in the world that aren't third world countries.

What IS Empire Toys, anyway? Is what I was going to ask.

>>35149663
$110, paid extra for convenience I guess.

>>35149699
A small toy shop in Perth (Northbrdige?) they sell videogame/comicbook/anime(mainly) statues.

>>35149594
Think again.

>>35149647
Well i'm glad the other kid knew to speak up.

>>35149682
I'm with iinet too, they're pretty good, I just hate the damn limit I have.

WHERE IS A GOOD PLACE TO ORDER GAMES IN THIS SHITTY COUNTRY?

>>35149716
Was it worth it?

>>35149682

I would have gone with iinet if they didn't force me to use their router and charge me a rather sizeable hefty installation fee at the same time too. I already have a router i don't need another one :(

>>35149731
I know where it is, I've just never been in there. Well, how about that. ALSO does anyone know where I can get me some good mexican food?

>>35149463
>The guy who served me once when I was looking at some 360 games didn't know jack shit about anything.

So? It's not like everyone is a master on the subject of Video Games. He just works there.

>>35149731
Don't forget the Hentai out back.

I used to go there alot, I found it awesome for manga. Plus I loved the chick who used to work there, I think she quit...she was cute.

Ever been into Maimed? I know it's a Goth Shop, but FUCK ME they have a model working there.

Me and my friend go every Friday, just to chat to her.

>>35149752
Absolutely, for me at least. It's challenging, and it kind of drops you in cold, only telling you the basics, It makes me feel like a kid again, where you'd only know how to play the game properly about half way through the game.

Why do you guys even stay in that shithole? You should leave.

LEAVE FAGETS

FUCK YOU OP

Pavlova is a New Zealand dessert. You Australians try to steal everything of ours. Pavlova, Phar Lap, many actors. You can take Russell Crowe though, we don't want him.

>>35149786
He thought Guitar Hero was a 360 exclusive.

I mean....really...

>>35149750
The internet.

>>35149757
There's a place in the....arcade.

It's pretty good.

>>35149822
Go away with your inferiority complex. I work with a guy from New Zealand, all he talks about is how much better New Zealand is, WELL WHY THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE HERE?

>>35149757

Good mexican food? Go buy some El Paso taco kits, some salsa, cheese, mince, lettuce, tomato etc. Cook at home. I honestly don't know of any mexican places except for Acapulco Annies which is near Tuart Hill primary school. No idea if it's any good or not.

Also Empire Toys has like a shitload of comics and toys, western and japanese ones. You can find lucky star in one shelf and Marvel Zombies on another.

>>35149786
I am of the opinion that if you're going to work in a store that sells things you should take the time to find out about your product so you can offer better service to your customer! There will always be sperglords who know more than you on specific subjects, but you should at least be able to get by and know more than the average consumer.

>>35149851
Hell no, New Zealanders are nice people, it's you Australians that keep putting us down,

"HURP DURP SHEEP SHAGGERS"

But you got the indigenous situation right, over here they have way to many... "excuses". That's the reason we can't build an express highway to major cities, they Maori's would bawwww about their sacred land.

All people are shit, everywhere.

>>35149910
New Zealanders are nice people, I just get sick of hearing from you how much better everything is over in your "BEAUTIFUL GREEN COUNTRY" and how I steal everything from you and how I'm dumb, I don't even care.

>>35149880
I totally agree.

Joondalup and Whitfords Gametraders are fucking awesome, I swear those guys are bros.

I once took the time with a guy to have a fight with him on Street Fighter 4, Guitar Hero and Brawl on the demos cause it was slow.

I was in that store for like 3 hours talking to the guy.

He said "Shit man, if we had a job opening right now, I would have offered it to you, but you got any contact details? I'll ring you if a position comes up, you can work straight away."

;_;

>>35149786

The way i see it is like this, would you buy a product from a salesman who has absolutely no clue about the product he's selling? I mean even car salesmen know even completely basic things about cars they're selling. Power steering, manual transmission, onboard GPS or not etc.

>>35149928
Australians are just more shit than most people.

Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with Australia? It's like a magical rage island.

>>35149939
Never said you were dumb, bro <3

We just need our credit where it's due, with such a small country we take pride in what we achieve

>>35149939
I love Kiwis.

They're awesome. I've been to NZ, south island, it's really beautiful.

Shit man, if I didn't love Perth so much, I'd go live there myself. I can't handle the cold though. I'm barely making it through winter here...it's like 4 degrees right now.

>>35149994
I went on holiday to New Zealand once, skiing. Was the best holiday I've had, but I did get sick of hearing "MUCH PRETTIER THAN AUSTRALIA EH?" I mean it's not everyone, but i heard it so much that I rage at it by now, obviously.

AS a New Zealander, all I can say is take me out of this shithole.

>>35150037
Yeah. That's one thing I hated.

I commented like, "shit you've got a nice view here, it's great"

"BETTER THAN THEM DUSTPLAINS EH BRU?"

You work with New Zealanders long enough sometimes you'll just sub consciously start talking in their accent and they'll have a laugh about it with you and make fun of it as well.

>>35149973
The worst of us are the ones with the most internet access, basically. Also, John Howard set us back at least 30 years. And we have snakes.

Perth has internet? I didn't think they had the internet in the desert.

Or electricity.

>>35150060
What? I thought you guys love sheepholes.

We should all play video games or something

>>35150135

that's very funny.

>>35150124

>Perth
>Desert

You best be trolling, there are trees EVERYWHERE.

Lol, Australians think they invented Pavlova.

>>35150238
Australians don't care brother.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsQy_JqGELA

all too familiar for us perthfags

>>35150233
Perth has trees, yeah.

Just go East a bit. FUCKLOADS OF DUST.

But in the metro areas, we got a shitload of trees and scenery, fucking great.

>>35150238
Nobody gives a fuck about Pavlova.

>>35150277
The funny thing is, I saw an Abo almost looking EXACTLY like the one in the yellow.

>>35149634

carousel gt is god tier. arcade one is shithouse, except for the mint copy of SoM i got from there. shit was so cash

>>35149757

youll love it if your into your animu. I myself cant stand anime, but they have a good selection of dvds and collectables. Like life sized model terminator statues.

Today at a bus stop I saw a pregnant aboriginal drinking Jack Daniels. A majestic race.

>>35150277

this is better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Fhw0S0tAaM

>>35149413
Pavlovas a fucking new zealand dessert you fucktard

>>35150451

That's nothing, try watching a family of 5 going home with one of them pushing a trolley full of nothing but goon. There had to be at least 30 boxes.

>>35149851
because its better than australia bro

Perthian here.

I like karnivool
But i have uncapped internet at 50$ a month
the game

>Australian Desert
>Russian name

Greek here, I'm gonna fuck a... what?

>>35150637
>Implying Australia doesn't have a diverse range of elasticities

>>35150233

>>35150233

So you live in the glass city too! I went to perth on a one week holiday a few years back. There was this gigantic bubble made of glass housing the greatest city you could possibly imagine! Mum, Dad and I stayed in the second grandest hotel there was, since the first one had been booked out :(. We ate all sorts of wonderful things while we were there, and we even went to the zoo aswell. It was a great holiday. But on the last day, while my parents were packing, I stared outside the hotel window and through the glass bubble I saw the land of sweeping plains I heard so much about. I watched as the little perthians workers came from their sand huts and started working. I said, "Daddy, what are the little people doing?" to which he replied "Mining, son. Those who are not fortunate enough to be granted access to the glass city must toil in the underground mines, providing ores for the glass-city to sell. But don't worry son." Dad said, "They are a dirty people, less respected than the aboriginals of NungaNunga. They belong in the mines, it is more of a home to them than any sand hut could ever be. Now run along to the car, your mother is waiting." We then drove home, and I haven't been back to Perth since. All in all, it was a pretty good holiday.

6210 here!

>>35150695

wut

>>35150588
I like Karnivool too.

i'm in bunbury yo ;) I think i've been to gametraders though..

>>35150637

It was named for a Russian ballerina who was touring Australia at the time.

>>35150695

What in the hell are you talking about?

>>35150820
>The dessert is believed to have been created to >honour the dancer during or after one of her tours to >Australia and New Zealand in the 1920s. Where it >was created and the nationality of its creator has >been a source of argument between the two nations >for many years, but research indicates New Zealand >as the source.[2]

>but research indicates New Zealand >as the source.[2]

>New Zealand

>>35150784
Bunbury eh?

How you gonna live with Leavers coming your way soon?

I'm going down. But apparently the police are cracking down hard, all leavers wear a band and shit, and if they're caught with alcohol, $1000 fine....

I'm fucking glad I didn't have to put up with that.

>>35150695

So you Australians have been keeping this a secret for how long?

>>35150763
I don't know what's wrong.
But I'm on fire.

>>35150920
THE SINGE ON MY HANDS BLEEDING WIRE

>>35150968
Hmm, I think I screwed something up there.


Oh yeah, "it's bleeding skin on wire."

>>35150864
Apparently the cool kids are ditching Rottnest and all of that because the rich kids get the best places always. Last year I saw a bunch of leavers just partying for five days around Freo.

Go away Perth

Nobody likes you for anything other than your mines

Mandurah here.

Is it true that rockingham at night is as bad as i've been told? lol

>>35151034
Yeah. It happens.


A group from my school were in Dunsborough, about 50 or so.

All 50 were arrested for assault, sexual harrassment or something else dodgy.

Looks like i'm going to Dunsborough.

From living in Australia my whole life, I can definately say the only thing that is iconically Australian is stealing other countries' shit, using it better than the countries themselves and taking the credit for inventing it, even though we didn't. And we weren't even the first to come up with THAT. Fuck, the gypsies over in europe turned stealing shit into an art form way before the English rocked up and colonised this dusty rock.

>>35150687

>elasticities

oh and rockingham? this sums it up: http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,25880303-5017007,00.html

>>35151054
You're both pretty bad.

>>35151069
Why bother going to Schoolies when you can come back next year for Toolies?

Gee i wish i had a party when i left school. You know what happened on the last day of my school? Two girls having a fight at a roundabout outside one of the school gates, typical Balga 10 years ago. I just threw my bags at home and took my N64 controller to a friends house down the road where we played nothing but vidya for an entire week. The entire lounge room was filled with nothing but mattresses and everyone just playing card games or N64.

>>35151054
Been a while since I was in Rocko at night, but it's not that bad. I live in Kwinana, so maybe I'm used to having tons of idiots around.

>>35151217
That actually sounds pretty awesome.

Only last week I was at my mates playing Unreal Tournament, Halo, Guitar Hero and all other 360 games we could fine, with two 24 cartons of Woodstock, 50 packets of smokes, pulled an all nighter.

Fucking. Great.

>>35151143
True that.

I spose I might see you there then. haha.

Iiiiii'm from the western suburbs.

*turns up nose*

In the snobby way, not the pig way.

>>35151306
WELL.

I can see we are not wanted in the presence of the.....Western Wenches

OHOHOHO!

>>35151143

I've lived here for a while now, everyone is friendly as fuck, people just want to do thier own thing, I recommend moving here.

>>35151289

Oh it was awesome, i wouldn't trade those years of my life for anything. When we got bored we would just walk around the neighbourhood and just be generally spelunking around the place and going to random parks to mess around. May or may not have been drinking along the way.

>>35151096
what do you excpet from a nation decended from rapists and theifs.

they steal shit. its in thier blood.

>>35151423
I like where I am now, but I'm glad to hear things have improved!

>>35151426
expect* jesus christ i need sleep

Queensland was here, Western Australia is a loser.

>>35151424
That sounds pretty dero, dude.


Nah, i'll agree, nothing like drinking in the park.

Great feeling.

>>35151537

Enjoying your 1 minute showers? :D

>>35151454

Except when I went out on the town and some guy tried to go me for using an ATM and I stood that cunt down (yeah I worked with people like those fuckwits and know how to stand them down without getting my head smashed) that's the only bad memory here.

Also I went to the city in rockingham for the first time and the bitch at macas was trying to flirt with me, and i was gonna steal her pen, but she wouldn't let me :(.

So, easy bitches at rockingham, also, if a chick has a kid, you know they put out (kid = reference).

6164 here.

>>35151653

6064

6030 here.

6210 ;D

>>35150277
haha shit yeah filmed around my old highschool

Anyone goto the rockingham tafe?

Not saying what subjects i do tho. Not like it matters, highly doubt anyone on here is capable of anything remotely insaine, tho i'm on here. lol.

Fuck it, I need sleep.

Uni tomorrow.


Good thread guys. I'm surprised there's so many Perthfags out there on /v/.

There needs to be a meetup or something.

>>35151864
Dunno, sounds like a good idea, lets all meet at rockingham. lol.

I don't wanna be stabbed tho.

>>35151864
I'm surprised there's any perthfags on /v/ at all. Hell if I know how a meetup would go.

>>35151863
I used to.

Yeah we should meetup and play video games.

>>35152041

We should meet up at the mine outside Megaton.

>>35152041

IRC channel?

Sounds like something that would go down well. I'd be in for it.

I gotta say tho fellas, it's hard as fuck to find a girl that just wants to hang out and have fun, like fuck buddies but you're g/f b/f shit, everyone's so serious.

>>35152188

it's the recession.

>>35152086
Let me just put some money on my SMARTRIDER.

>>35152205

Naah, I mean, society thinks we should grow up, get jobs, get married have kids and die.

Fuck that, I'm not having kids till i'm 35.

Im a Perthling, got any pot?

I just got back from that White Album concert in Melbourne. Shit was pretty cash.

Anyone know of some good raves? I herd there's a fucktun around.

>>35152328

They are full of fuckwitts.

>>35152492

THAT'S FUCKING IT! NOBODY HAVE FUN! TURN THAT MUSIC OFF, DRESS SENSIBLY, AND PUT DOWN THE ALCOHOL!

>>35152619

Fuckwit detected

Well this conversation died off quickly. You kids and your need of sleep.