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ITT Ober reposts

>>34943706
Why would that make me rage? At least he had an excuse

>Call of Duty 4
>Domination
>Score is 148-10
>FAGGOT HAS DISCONNECTED
>FAGGOT HAS DISCONNECTED
>FAGGOT HAS DISCONNECTED
>FAGGOT HAS DISCONNECTED
>FAGGOT HAS DISCONNECTED
>FAGGOT HAS DISCONNECTED
>FAGGOT HAS DISCONNECTED
>Match ending in 10...

This kind of shit is what's really killing the online experience for me.

I'm so sick of playing with ornery 14 year olds who don't know how to lose/win with grace.

Fuck I'm getting old. I'm going to retire for good soon.

>>34943742
RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

I POOP ON YOU KID

Rage thread? I've been desiring one lately.

>>34943812
I poop on you, kid.

>>34943733
>>34943771
>>34943804

and you faggots say LIVE is full of kids?

haha oh wow, save this for future threads

ITT: Awesome hatemail

>>34943838
Hello doug?

"Yes"

You're son has been acting inappropriately over the internet, because he is a sore loser. He gave me his number and asked that I come see him, I thought it was better that you are aware of how your child is acting.

Why haven't we had any rage quit messages from Blazblue yet? I thought the shit Arakune and Nu can pull would be enough to fill an entire thread.

a rage thread?

how long untill this decends into a pointless furry thread..

>>34943911
nah, I think the best ones are the guys that are first-timers using Haku-men, thinking he's as good as the game's AI makes him out to be. they RAGGEEEE when I have a perfect match <_<

>>34943838
360 wins again.

>>34943911
I beat a Bang with my Rachel. I sent a message to him saying "gg", just trying to be friendly and polite and all that jazz. He told me to spam more.

Not really hate mail, but at least I tried to be a polite person.

WOW. I fought this faggot before in G1 and he used the SAME excuse on me.

Btw, I'm Hispanic Hammer. Probably the only G1 El Fuerte.

>Opponent in MvC2 is down to one character with less than half health while I still have at least two characters up
>Opponent quits

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. If you do this, fuck you.

>>34943948
>falut

I met oberfuhrer a few days ago on SF4 (PS3)

He sent me some pretty hilarious rage mail. I'm gonna try and take some pics for you guys.

Just reply "u mad?"

>>34943910
What the fuck is this shit. Why did THIS make me rage so hard

rage you say?

>>34943886

...It IS full of kids. They're the ones who freak out and say shit like that over the internet.

>>34943829
Why did you let them have 10 points? The guys I used to play with and I would go 250-0 just about every round.

>>34943948
Gigglesnort.

Jesus christ, next time someone asks me to 1vs.1 them over Xbox Live, I'm going to send them a message in spanish asking if they want me to cut their yard after I use the lawn mower to kill them

Wierd, I only got compliments when I've won online matches. Guess they just appreciate the chance to fight an awesome character.

>>34943838
So what, he wants people to come and rape him IRL?

>oberfuhrer
It's either oberfuehrer or oberführer, god damn illiterate shits.

i was proud of myself

>DBZ: Burst Limit
>Super Vegeta
>BIG BANG ATTACK BIG BANG ATTACK BIG BANG ATTACK BIG BANG ATTACK BIG BANG ATTACK BIG BANG ATTACK BIG BANG ATTACK BIG BANG ATTACK

BIG BANG ATTACK BIG BANG ATTACK

>>34944081
holy shit, keep the rage mail coming!

>>34944084

Same here. I main Rose in SF4 and Carl in BB though.

>>34944105

I'M SORRY ALL KEYBOARDS DONT COME WITH UMLAUTS, KRAUT.

>>34944032

It has to be "lol u mad" to get the full effect.

>>34944067
Where's the rage in this?

>>34944050
Why would Herr Fuhrer hate chinks so much. Doesn't he know they're on his side!?

/r/ some recent oberfuhrer rage

>>34943706
I wish faggots would send me hate mail for KoF XII losses.

...

Then again, usually I give in and turn it into a big "thing".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRHLKMxlhh0&feature=haxa_popt14us0e this is the best and only true way to enjoy yourself playing street fighter

I know disconnecting a match is a bad thing, but is there a way I can kick a player for spending 30 FUCKING SECONDS JUST TO SELECT KEN!?

>>34944081
Wow... you can really see the difference between the PC and console gamers here.

>>34944286

>>34944032
when i beat them with Ryu I reply to rage mail by saying "You must defeat my Dragon Punch in order to stand a chance"
and with Blanka, "Seeing you in action is a joke"
but since i main cammy i just mix it up with Ryu's saying cannon spike instead of Dragon punch

>>34944306
what? because you hate being wrong?

>>34944200
>りょうしんほんとうばか。

I fell out of my fucking chair laughing.

>>34944001

Thanks, I spent 10 minutes searching before realizing it was fake. I wanted more rage.

I'm confused. Is this thread for the purpose of showcasing other people's rage online? Or showing things that we've seen online that make us rage?

For those of you who overused "u mad" and don't know the right time to use it, any one of these rage-IMs is the perfect setting for a "u mad".

That, or a "lol cry more"

So SF4 online pussies cant take getting their ass kicked with easymode characters?
Poor little pussies... to think they quit WOW Arena PvP just to try that game.

>>34944200

Typical underage b&

>>34944422
I dunno I was sticking with either.

>>34944395

>>34944299
What are you talking about? It's MINDGAMES, he makes you think he's going to pick Dhalsim then WHUP no it's Ken!

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>>34944499
Well damn, if he picked Dhalsim he might have had a chance, because I just spent all day practicing against Ken's and Ryu's!

Zone: Pro

God I wish there was a button to kill everyone who puts that on their profile.

I hope you realize some of these things are cynical and tongue-in-cheek.

I send out fake rage messages from time to time.

Just had a Double-KO against Ryu in the Final. Shit was so not cash.

>>34944067

Que

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYUbUvzlvFw&feature=related

You don't have to watch all of it, but it gets pretty funny

>>34944472
Can I see which video this is from?

>>34944611
Only reason I'm in the Pro bracket was because EGM described the Underground zone for people who like to potty mouth and /b/-shit.

I'm not "Recreation", fuck that.

>>34944656
He is an awesome troll.

>>34943706
the look on Sagat's face is probably the exact face the guy was making as he got his ass handed to him

>>34944388
oh man that is awesome i wish i had thought of that lol im gonna start saying that with whatever characters move i am using

>>34943706
So you're a fake Arival or are you really Alex?

I main Cammy, I have never reached 800BP. I fought a Ryu who ended up having 8K BP, the score was 1-1 and he won with just a sliver of his life left. he send a GG message and told me to practice more on combos, it will help me become better. Felt good man.

>>34944552
i hate it when unintellegent christians try to help. you just make us look worse >.>

>>34944067

I lol'd so hard.

>>34944611

The whole Zone thing is fucking bullshit, along with avatars. Seriously why can't I just not make an avatar, and leave the whole gamezone thing blank. Fuck you Microsoft.

>>34944552
OH GOD WHAT?!

Get this shit all the time in online games, specifically fighting games.

I was in a lobby with another person in SCIV, first match, he spams Cervantes teleport attacks and I lost.

Second match, I won with Amy.

Well, this particular individual has a mic, and after losing one of two matches:

"Oh, thing you're hot shit now, huh? Fucker. Let's see how hot you are next round, buttfucking piece of shit."

So, of course, I'm going "Wtf? ;0;", but was willing to go another round.

He chooses his character, and then I choose mine. We get to the stage selection screen, and I have no control over the stage. Time ticks by and suddenly I hear:

"Jesus fucking Christ, pick a fucking stage, do you not know how to press X?"

So, I sit a little longer, waiting to see if he realises that he has control, not me.

Eventually, he goes quite, and after a good 8 seconds, he presses x, and when the level loads, quits.

I don't get it.

*sigh*
people get so much wrong about the bible, and it makes me rage harder than any atheist could...

Some dude named LOLUMAD714 ragequit when I caught him with a Tager Buster last night. Of course I had to send him a message informing him that he was, indeed, mad.

>>34944804

/v/, I take it this means I should buy the PC edition of Street Fighter then?

I've already got a controller adapter since I play GG and meltan.

>>34944002
I doubt any /v/ user is a ragequitter.

>>34944674

>I'M HARDCORE I DON'T GAME FOR FUN

See what I mean? I bet all you do is yell at people on your team and blame them every time you die.

>>34944081

Why does the pc screenshots look like the old 360 tags?

>>34944951
No. I never get mad at my team.

...

I always tell everyone they're shit whether or not they win.

i was fucking around with gen and I caught this guy with jumping fierce kick standing medium punch EX gekiro 3 times in a row and he rage quit. he still had some life and it was only the first round.

the message he sent me was just a long string of swears. I guess he'd never fought gen before.

>>34944951
On the contrary, after switching to "Pro" here, I've experienced 80% less faggots. Plus better connections. So I don't know how you pull any fucking correlation out of the zone you're in.

>>34944934
Maybe so, but if you really do this, I wish I could kill you.

I need your advice /v/. Let's say this happens to me again. Should I send a message saying LOL U MAD? It would be appropriate, yes?

>>34944656
lol Shawn Elliot

Oh, god. Post more of this stuff, Anon. I've been unable to play the vidya for over a week now due to vacation, and I don't get back home until tomorrow.

>>34944969
PC uses Game for Windows Live.

>>34944804
That's not really rage, it's probably just a 10 year old kid.

>>34944980
>Likes Ace Attorney
>Doesn't like Portal

Wait while I try to resolve this huge blow to my worldview.

>>34944980
Not a rage or even rage inducing. More sad than anything.

>>34944067
What the fuck am I reading

>>34945099
> Age: 29
> Country: Sweden

> 90% of videos are FL Studio remixes of Halo and Linkin Park

>>34945035
>>34944951
i never understood the zoning deal, does it actually have an effect on matchups,gametypes,matchmaking, finding other players?

>>34944980
holy fucking shit im raging

>>34944932

yes. it's really well optimized and the playerbase is very nice and polite. haven't got any hate mail whatsoever since i started playing :)

>>34945227
Not significantly, but "apparently" it sticks you with more people in the Pro zone.

Of course, it could just be a placebo.