No I'm really not that sad.

Haha, stop kidding yourself.

As long as you have your health, your good.

Get over yourself, OP

I just broke up with my girlfriend, who a was a complete bitch anyway.

My life consist of hanging with bros, writing, and vidya. Great times.

I'd like to find a girl that isn't a bitch, but I can wait :3

>>34847545
>implying that he doesnt want to fuck a hot girl.

Why does having a girlfriend make a difference about anything? It's not like you're REQUIRED to have one.

im with you OP.
except for ronery, i have friends who alleviate that.
though i wouldnt say no to a girlfriend.

>>34847545

ITT: Convenient excuses for our shortcomings.

OP here

I have very good friends, but I dont see girls as necessary anymore. too much rejections, too much disappoint. now, I dont even try anymore and I feel great

My ideal evening is playing vidyas alone, or maybe with bros. Going out is a chore and I have to make so much effort to seem like I'd not rather be playing vidyas.

>>34847789
Whatever makes you happy, man.

OP, you've got style. :)

i wake up, ride my bike, go for jogs, play vidya, watch movies, listen to heavy metal

i have a respectable set of friends i hang out with on a fairly frequent basis

i had a girlfriend once, it was a pain in the ass, it took time from my biking, vidya, music, and friends, which was much more fun than a clingy bitch who didin't put out

in a month i move to europe, i have cold feet about it, but it will be an interesting experience, not many people go out of country for school, it will be something worth talking about in the future

i haven't so much as given a girl a wayward glance for ages now, it's not worth the trouble hahah

and hey. i'm pretty happy, i got my favorite website, i got my vidya, what else do i need?

>>34847545
Keep on lying to yourself, that'll make it all better.

>>34847975
Where are you moving to?

I'll hit you if you attempt to say the UK.

>>34848015
Ireland actually

>>34848034
Awesome

Just try and avoid the terrorists

>I also dont want to spread my genes anyway

If only every other scrub was like this

>>34848034

Ireland is dirty, sheep shit everywhere

>>34848104
yeah just a bit

I sort of agree with op, but in a different way.
Months ago i was like "baww why i am so ronery and unfit baww" then i decided to change that part of my life. I went to the gym, got fit, acquired self esteem, and i was feeling better.
I've always had a small group of friends wich i hang out with, and even now that i am fit and fairly attractive i prefer going to the cinema with them and doing other activities to going to clubs.
Sometimes i go there, talk to a few people and get a few phone numbers, but it's not THAT great.
I also got a girlfriend, that i left some weeks ago.
Make sure to remember this part: GIRLFRIENDS ARE OVERRATED.
Since you don't have one, you think that as soon as you get one you will have plenty of sex, she will be super sweet and will love you (laughingelfman.jpg), will call you at every hour etc.
This is ture for the first two weeks, to be optimistic, for the first month.
Then shit starts to get boring. You want to hang out with friends, she doesen't want to because she doesen't like your friends/is jealous.
You want to watch X film, she wants to watch a shitty love film that has seen 10 times already. If she doesen't watch the film, she will be upset with you for atleast a week.
Sex will soon become BORING. Yeah, i said boring. You probably won't be able to play video games at all anymore. She will say "every video game is a stupid kiddy game, why do you spend so much money on video games?" (when she wants you to spend 150$ on a pair of earrings that she likes and will probably wear only for two weeks, and also she probably has a stupid expensive hobby like collecting shoes) and will always act like a bitch or be upset when you play them, and you, to make her happy, will stop.
There are a lot of other things about clubbing, having a girlfriend, having fucktons of "friends" that i could say. You guys, as always, hype the fuck out of everything.

I'm just like OP

when I was 17 years old, a girl I really liked invited me to her house. I thought this would be the best day of my life, but when I arrived, I saw her friends sitting on her couch, laughing, and she introduced her new boyfriend to me

>>34848158
Dunno how the fuck i did but i mispelled true and wrote "ture", sorry

>>34848158
What about if she likes playing video games too?

>>34848158
>always act like a bitch or be upset when you play them, and you, to make her happy, will stop.
oh god i've been here

the chick i was with would stay at my place on weekends, go on my laptop, and use myspace/facebook

so at first i'd just watch tv or something because i consider it a bit rude to play vidya when others are around, but she was being just as fucking rude by cranking up her shit music and being a shitty houseguest, so i would start playing vidya, and she'd throw a bitch fit because it would be "gross" if it was gears i was playing or "stupid" if it was valkyria i was playing

and then she would try to judge what kind of fucking vidya i could play "this game game doesn't look like something you would play, why are you playing it, i thought gears was your favorite game" (i almost ended it there)

Jealous? ;)

>>34848196
I've never gone through that, but I can imagine the fucking hateful feelings that would ensue.

Sorry you had to see that, bro.

>>34848258

lolno

>>34848196

wow, just wow

>>34848196
i can only assume you burned the house down with them inside and became a super villain

>>34848196
its ok man we still love you!

>>34848196
Please tell me you burnt that house down to the ground with them melting inside it.

Please.

A true Bro will never let you down unlike woman

>>34848307
>>34848363
great minds think alike

>>34848158
You are retarded. Not every girl will be the same.

>>34848240
i play games with my girlfriend while we both are naked

>>34848258

No, not even a bit.

>>34848209

The gamer girl myth. I only had a girl that liked video games, and she always wanted to play MOTHERFUCKING PUZZLE BOBBLE. EVERY FUCKING TIME. Only puzzle bobble, she didn't even try other games. Fuck that.
Also, if your girlfriends like all kind of videogames i guess it's okay. But remember, just because she plays video games it does not means that she is the PERFECT GIRLFRIEND, she can always be a stupid/annoying bitch in some ways.

>>34848420
thats what they all say

>>34848258
Do you think it's okay for Nat that you post her pics, Kyle?

>>34848434
Yes, she can be annoying, but we have a great time playing the Wii together.

And we play some MMO together too. It's shitty, but she needs help fighting bigger enemies, so I heal her.

>>34848258

Whos the faggot in the back?

I'm with ya OP. No girlfriend, gave up looking awhile ago.

I'm not a ronery maggot either. Want to know why?

Because I have you guys as my bros.

>>34848420

Of course. But that's probably what it's likely to happen (i haven't listed every flaws, every person has his flaws as every girlfriend has them, ofc) in your first relationships, or at least until you enter in a serious relationship, that i don't recommend if you care about your freedom.
(Of course there is always an exception to that confirms the rule, you may find an almost perfect girlfriend, but fuck if it is hard.)

Good for you OP. <3

I had a girlfriend for most of 2008. It was great at first, and the sex was good throughout. the relationship was really romantic. we'd go exploring together and walk around the countryside in the evening, having picnics with a joint and a bottle of wine. oftentimes we'd stay in and watch movies. there was some tension at times because she had "daddy issues", but is a great person nonetheless, and I had deserving issues i.e. "she's too good/hot for me". in the summer I went away for 6 weeks and cheated on her in that time. I ended up breaking up with her because of the resulting drama. I wish I hadn't. she's been with her new boyfriend for longer than we were together, at this point. I had a one-night stand with a girl 6 years younger than me. the end.

>>34848439
No, just because you find the wrong female a few times doesn't mean every girl out there is a piece of trash.

Either they are taken, you haven't found them, etc. But to deny the existence of them is merely a pathetic excuse for your shortcomings that you, not them, hold.

>because I have vidya and bros

We're not your bros. In fact, no one here is your "bro" you fat neckbeard

>>34848532
you just said yourself (although phrased different) that a good girl is a bitch to find, and when you do they could be taken

why put yourself through the stress and loneliness of constantly searching? if a good girl comes along so be it. but never let your life revolve around women

That's great OP, great mindset. Whatever makes you happy.

As for all you other guys in this thread bitching about women, you've obviously had bad experiences with girls, but that is not the fault of every woman out there. It's kinda pathetic if you let one bitch have so much power over you that she can completely taint your view of all women.

I just got done with a "relationship."
She broke up with me 10 months ago, I had been spending the last 10 months trying to win her back.
She meant more to me than vidya (no offense guys) but eventually the constant chase tires me out and I break down.
She then goes to tell me "You almost won me back" and continues to tell me that I fucked it all up.
Last time it happened, she went out and found a new guy to hang around.
She then "finds" her old feelings for me and starts hanging out with me again.
I couldn't trust her anymore, she tells me she looked for a guy out of spite for me.
Fuck it, I don't care for having a girlfriend anymore, my vidyas and my guy friends don't do that shit to me, why should I want to be with somebody who's willing to go and do that shit.
Fuck her, fuck having a girlfriend.
I'm done with that constant bullshit.

>>34848158
>>34848240
>>34848434
This is why it's awesome to be gay.

Your chances are much higher to find someone who likes the same movies or plays the same games, or games in general.

Fuck yeah, homos.

I have pretty bad acne scars plus I look about 17 even though I'm 22 (short and skinny) so I have given up trying to hook up with chicks in clubs as I make a really bad first impression. I do make friends easily and have a lot of friends but fuck, you know what? I'd rather just sit indoors and play the vidya instead of having people judge me.

>>34847975
>i had a girlfriend once, it was a pain in the ass

wait, this is the same chicken i think it is, right?

weren't you going crazy over that girl like a year or two ago? i remember most of your threads, and then you suddenly dissapeared from /v/ for a shitload of time, i guess you must have been roped into "love".

happened to me before too, it was a shitty experience but i learned what i truly want from life

>>34848645
enjoy your AIDS, King of the Homos

>>34848645
Enjoy being the most revolting lifeform on this planet you disgusting aids infected rat.

>>34848693
>it was a shitty experience but i learned what i truly want from life
ding ding ding
i just wish i got that shit over with in my freshman year rather than my senior year

>>34848645

Great, now I'm thinking to myself that being gay wouldn't be so bad after all.

>>34848525
But you don't just wind up in a serious relationship just like that. It takes time to build.

Get over your drama shit and grow some balls. Tell her to not invade your space, etc. If she doesn't, leave. Simple. I did that with my ex. But just complaining about drama and not attempting to do shit is retarded and silly.

>>34848592
Stress? Ahahhaha! It's only because you make it stressful, my foolish friend.

This is why you people need to develop backbones so girls don't trot all over you.

>>34848698
Thanks, man.

Enjoy your attention whore bitching you insane.

I've got a girlfriend, and I love her to death, but GODDAMN DOES SHE DRIVE ME NUTS WHEN IT COMES TO THE VIDYA!

She doesn't really complain that I play games, but I can never play them around her because she will try to turn them off (that shit drives me nuts) or whine that I need to come sit with her. Then when I do sit with her we just sit around and do nothing but watch tv quietly. Boring shit.

Worse off, she won't even try playing a game with me. I offered Left 4 Dead or 2 player in Super Mario World but she wasnt having it because "she sucks at video games and they're lame." Well no shit you suck, you aren't even going to try

Also, I've never heard someone bitch and moan about going to a gamestore before. She acts like Satan walking into a church, I'm surprised her skin didn't start smoking.

F year

>>34848744
everyone has to have it happen to everyone eventually, some are in their mid 20's and still haven't got it yet so don't feel bad

I'm 19, never had a girlfriend. And after reading threads like these, I feel like I really don't need one.

>>34847545
Bro's, I got many. Going out is fine when you have fellow IRL bro's. Fapping is fine, but eventually the loneliness sets in. Don't let it make you sad, let it feed you. Turn the sadness into anger, let the anger be your passion. With your passion you will gain victory and truly become free.

>>34848796
>implying faggots are less attention desperate than women

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>>34848798
>Then when I do sit with her we just sit around and do nothing but watch tv quietly. Boring shit.
i hated this too
this is why i gunned for that chick in the first place, because she seemed like an outgoing tomboy

i was wrong as fuck, i can't even describe the shitty, boring, quiet, movies i had to watch with her

and it's not like i got some cuddle action in or anything, she'd ask me to watch a movie with her, then move her ass to the other side of the couch and stretch her legs out and throw a bitch fit if i got within a foot of her (and i wasn't trying anything) i was just trying to be comfortable on my own couch

>>34848875
You DON'T need one. They're great to have if you get a decent one, but you shouldn't feel like you absolutely need one.

I am poor, flat out broke in fact, semi-starving in fact. I'm not ugly but I'm shit at relationships, longest I've had was maybe two or three months with a 30yo milf ex-military divorcee, we were 'too different' which was true, to be fair. The only thing I'm good at with women is oral.

Don't have many friends, don't like most of the friends I do have, don't have the will or desire to be a functioning member of society, don't have the determination to off myself.

Master fapper, love teh vidya, not a gaming legend but I've only met one person I would say was as good as me at any videogame but then we'd both got 20 years of gaming experience.

Don't want kids, don't want the family I do have, don't want a job, don't want a woman, etc.

The only thing I want from life is to grow the balls to actually take my own life. Until then I will continue to starve slowly and stay locked in my room.

You know, you give the OP shit for his feigned apathy, saying he invents excuses. But I bet a lot of you do exactly the same shit for your pathetic academic/professional shortcomings. Why the inconsistency?

>>34848543
Don't listen to this guy. I'm your bro :3

>>34848798
You're a goddamn idiot. Weakling.

Postan, I'm neither poor nor ugly (and neither rich nor handsome) but sure enough I have no firends whatsoever.

>>34848925
And that's the fault of EVERY WOMAN EVER right?

>>34848744
what is whit the namefags? Do they think that the reason anon hates tripfags is because of the tripcode?

>>34848984
i didn't blame it on every woman
i was describing a similar situation and how it's frustrating, relating to that guys post, a basis of human conversation

get fisted, you worthless poster

>Despite his love for these strong women, Napoleon was a misogynist, with a particular distaste for the articulate, assertive and politically involved women of post-revolutionary France. Why? Some historians have implied that Napoleon's ambivalence was the product of repressed homosexuality, a theory they substantiate with his throwaway remarks (he said that his friendship with handsome men started with a physical attraction "in the loins and in another place which shall be nameless"). But it is more likely that his fear and loathing was the result of sexual insecurity. In youth, he was painfully aware he wasn't attractive and resented those men who "had all the luck". As his status grew, so did his attractiveness, allowing him to take his revenge. His rudeness was legendary, especially if he found a woman intimidating. Once he told a new acquaintance: "Madame, they told me you were ugly. They certainly did not exaggerate."

>>34848946
This.

You faggots should really stop lying to yourself and to try and disparage problems which are true for yourself too. Denial is just proof that you fail.

>>34849001
...what?
i just prefer using a name over a trip, in fact i'm worse than most tripfags anyways

>>34848978
Being average is even worse than being exorbitantly ugly.

>>34849001
They can't work out how to use tripcodes.

>>34848925
Problem with tomboys is that it's an archetype that's been marketed so damn much many girls just affect a tomboy 'style' in order to get attention from boys or just simply as some kind of simple fashion statement. In short, a tomboy on the outside is not necessarily a tomboy on the inside.

I kissed a girl last night. I'm now contemplating whether I should go out with her or not.
she has a boyfriend

>>34848875

You don't need one, bro.
You have me. You have us, your bros.
As long as you have bros, you don't need anyone else.

>>34849120
>a tomboy on the outside is not necessarily a tomboy on the inside.
ohohoh if anyone learned this, it was me

>>34849052
>"Madame, they told me you were ugly. They certainly did not exaggerate."

Now that's a pick-up line.

ITT: Some guys happy with their situation and the internet tough guys who try to put them down even though they are also sitting around on /v/ doing fuckall with their life

>>34849086
Thus the reason you're being name filtered. Mmm, fuck yes.

>>34849183
no skin off my dick, bro

I'm with you, OP
life of a lonely loser is not that bad

With porn it's like I have a different girlfriend each time I cum

Isn't it strange that people who have never had girlfriends claim they don't need one? Oh you neckbeards make me laugh

>>34847545
Kinda. A gf would be fucking awesome, but apart from that I can't really disagree with you OP.

There are occasional exceptions, but bitches cannot be your friend.


Only a fuck toy.

theres some good conversation in this thread. but i am fucking hungry so i'm gonna run out and grab some grub

heres hoping the threads still here when i get back

I don't see how you can blame someone who is ugly for not having a girlfriend. If you were fat OP i'd give you shit and tell you to work out, but I know the pain of being unattractive too, it's an inert situation, you can't do shit because you have no self-esteem to begin with, and you can't get any if you are ugly in any event

>>34848888
The chances are much higher, my friend.

>>34849252
>BAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW!! WHY?! WHY DID SHE LEAVE ME FOR THAT HANDSOME ATHLETIC GUY THAT ACTUALLY HAS A JOB AND HIS OWN HOUSE!?

I was engaged a while ago. Cute girl too. Too bad she was a cheating skank. Said I spent too much time away from her and was never home (that is because I work a full time job).

Luckily I kicked her out of my life before we got married and had kids and shit. I was lonely for about a month, now I have to wonder why the fuck I ever wanted to have another human being living in my house in the first place. I like having the option of walking around butt naked at 2 in the morning with tunes blasting. When I am horny, I fap.

Love being alone. I think this mindset might be the problem with Japan having such low coupling rates right now, hell it might be on its way to the states.

>>34849131
>implying dating a girl who CHEATED ON HER BOYFRIEND is a good idea

you're fucking retarded

become fuckbuddies. the instant she wants it to be something more, cut it off

that's what i do and i couldn't be happier

>>34849308
No, they're not. All 'homosexuals' are squealing, high pitched, latex coated, BITCHY arse pirates. Stop denying it, you know it to be true. Gays don't have relationships, they just collect each others aids in their asses and move onto the next fuck partner because you're all shallow and disgusting.

>>34849295

Indeed, and men who mock said men are being bitches themselves, because they're mocking those men based on female standards (not their own). Effectively they're saying "I evaluate other bros on standards females have created like looks instead of something more fitting when there is no attraction involved."

>>34849354
Then get a girl who doesn't mind walking around nude, loud music and fapping? They can't be THAT rare.

My girlfriend plays Fatal Frame. Suck it, fags.

>>34847545 I'm poor

if you have a videogame, you're not poor. not even if it's a gameboy.

"poor" is the guy living on a cardbox under the bridge. stop whining and grow up. the life of everyone on 4chan is heaven compared to millions of people.

>>34849459

Or I could just enjoy my solitude. I don't care for people on the whole. That includes the bulk of /v/.

>>34847545
This is making me want to break up with my gf...

Hmm...

>>34849528
Hey, are you me? I seriously figure I'm going to end up like you.

>>34849408
Ha, I'm glad I'm a happy dude in love.

Good luck to you, bro.

OP is Mike Fagy?