God, wouldn't that be awesome.

>Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.

sure is /b/ in here

also i'm fairly certain this is ANCIENT copypasta.

It's 15 minutes from now.

This thread will be dead.

>2017

>not 2012

>>34270273
So in other words, you want 4chan to become Gaia.

The only thing I want back is /n/ (news).

Prediction: your prediction is false and >>34270359 is a faggot

>implying there will be a world after 2012

I hate the web.

I predict this thread will have 100+ replies

>The year is 2017. 4chan was bought out a year ago and is now a joint venture by Fox and MTV. The 2010's generation is now referred to as the "4chan Generation" or "Generation Anonymous", similar to the "Myspace/Facebook Generation" that preceded it.

i raged, lol'd then stopped reading

The future is horrible, OP. Except the moot part.

> (ﾟ 3ﾟ) Onsokumaru !!ncYyB/oJlJM

>>34270405
>implying there will be a world after Y2K

>green text

Fuck! The world will end like it did in 2000!

In less than a minute from now, I will report this thread for being unrelated to video games.

>this thread

oh god

the future is bleak sir.

>>34270405
>Taking anything the Mayans said seriously

>>34270273
>pc gaming does not exist

>(pc gaming does not exist)

OP, I know this is probably copypasta, but it made me very sad.

Threads like this are why I started posting on /b/ again. You don't get this kind of fail there.

>>34270704
>>34270690
Shelling out nothing but FPS every month will get old eventually.

Does anyone where want to play the new KH game on the DS. I gotta admit Roxas is lookin hawt in this one.

why can't boys like him actually exist u.u

BTW

Now taking applications for Keyblade Warriours

Leader- Piko-chan (Dark Love Keyblade weilder)
Co-Leader- Asagi (Twilight Cullen Keyblade weilder) xD

The sad thing is that I can seriously see this happening.

>>34270834
Exactly.

The future is now

>>34270824
What the fuck?

>>34270796
>Onsokumaru

>>34270796
hurr there are other games

>>34270690

considering they were one of the most advanced race of people, ever, I'd take what they said seriously.

But to think the world is ending in less than 4 years is stupid :|, that theory is bullshit.

I'd be too old for 4chan by the time it's 2017 anyway.

*imagines iCarly with 4chan memes

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>34270997
>too old for 4chan

you're never too old bro

I lol'd. Would be funny as hell to sit back and watch the world burn.

>>34270932
>most advanced race, ever

0/10

Trolls are so awful these days, at least they used to try. ; ;

>>34270273
what the fuck is this doing in /v/
seriously die in a fire

>>34271026

>pc gaming is dead
OH YOU CARD!
also copypasta

>>34270824

what is this i don't even

D:

>(pc gaming does not exist)

thank fuck. goodbye elitist pricks

>>34270932
>most advanced race of people
>doing sacrifices
>no wheel
>getting whipped by spaniards

Sure is superior around here.

>>34271138
>Implying PS3pricks and Nintendicks aren't elitists.

You mean it isn't already like that with a thing layer over? Well I'll be...

>>34271026
>imagines iCarly with 4chan memes

In the future I will be older by however many years pass

Yes, I know im fucking great at prediction

The future of gaming is upon us, people.

>>34271224
No fucking way.

>implying there won't be a /halo/

>New boards include: /merch/ (for merchandise!), /twe/ (tweens), /per/ (personal), /hs/ (high school), /col/ (college), /fny/ (funny), /lux/ (luxury), and /hot/ (for hot things, whatever that is).

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2017? 4chan will probably die by then and we all know it.

>>34271288
I think he's serious.

>>34271288
it is very true, would you like another prediction how about... within the next 10 mins, you will breathe or you will die

>>34271213
>>34271026
iCarly has already used various memes.

>>34271026
this is happening anyway

South Park helped introduce everyone to the fucking memes
There isnt a single person alive who doesnt know what chocolate rain is

Im honestly suprised there hasnt been an episode of the memes on disney or nick

>>34271369
You watch iCarly?

>>34270869
BAM! There it is!

>>34271366

>>34271369
Are you serious? Like what?

It would be interesting when the takeover first happened. Newfags would be up in arms screaming to raid the new4chan, no old fags would be left.

>>34271385
You don't?

>>34270273

you missed something. There will still be faggots like you who refuse to go to /b/ where they belong and make non gaming threads!

>customize Anonymous with various meme accessories

fuck yes why is this not implemented now

>>34271369
proof

You know what? There should be a merch board. Why the fuck not? Let the /b/tards pay money to support the site. So long as /v/ stays the same, I don't give a shit.

moot should plaster advertisements all over /b/ too. Just shit all over them so he can make money while keeping the site up. They deserve it.

>>34270273

FACEBOOK GENERATION!?!?

While I love post apocalyptic settings as much as the next guy, it wouldn't work OP. It would continually get raided by former members, and since the new owners would know jack shit about the internet, they would be impossible to keep down. As much as I hate to say it, we would be saved by /b/.

>>34271435
Yeah, when I was like, 10.

>>34270273

you missed something. There will still be faggots like you who refuse to go to /b/ where they belong and make non gaming threads!

>>34271435
You do?

Better prediction: You are a faggot, and will find even more lame-ass copypaste crap. to fuck with us.

>>34270273
Stop it. That's absolutely horrifying.

>>34271522
>premiered on September 8, 2007
>watched when I was 10
>2 years ago
>12 year old

This will probably happen. Just so you guys know.

>>34271616
i am 12 and what is this

>>34271508
Ah that's the genius part, thanks to Jeb Bush getting elected so soon after the tragic end of the previous presidency, every ISP is required to respond to complaints made against a users IP address. Excessive complaints result in that person being blacklisted from all ISPs in America for a penalty period. This legislation is part of the "Net Safe For Kids Act of 2014".

>the only purpose of /b/ is to generate new memes for the production of new merchandise (/merch/). 4channers will be able to purchase merchandise from the online store.

/b/ has been like this for a few years now.

>>34270273

>Accumulated points can be used to customize Anonymous with various meme accessories

This actually sounds like a nifty idea.

>The porn boards and pirating boards are removed.

Well fuck, /d/, /h/, /s/,/t/, and /rs/ are actually fucking great boards.

tl;dr bring back /n/ews.

>>34271698
>/d/
>/h/
>great boards
Yeah...no.

I think this thread should be screencapped. Because this will happen.

pc gaming will always be around. not everyone has the money/budget to develop for consoles, everyone starts out on the PC.

We vote not to vote; America ushers in the return of the absolute monarch in the form of George Bush's third (and so on) term.

>>34271495
To piggyback off of this, possible merchandise=

Longcat Plushies
Cool Face/Candlejack T-Shirts
W.T. Fruit Snacks
Awesome Face Posters
Demotivational posters

Fuck, the /b/tards would eat this shit up.

>>34271698

How again is this a good thing?

>>34271736

I agree, it's just a matter of time before Moot sells 4chan to some big corporation and it turns into Gaia 2.0.

Your memes will be known by everything. The things you used to like many years ago, will be the fashion for many 13 years old.

Feels bad and terrible.

>>34271495

You know, I'm still wondering why moot hasn't implemented custom banners to be placed all over the boards for a certain fee for a whole month. Sure, we might get a lot of retarded shit, but hey, money's money, at least it ain't shitty ads.

>>34271421
>>34271478
>>34271385
Well they've said "nub" a couple of times. I facepalmed once when I was watching because they said someshit that I can't remember.

pretty soon we'll be nostalgian about the good ol days of /v/. when TF2 and pokemon threads roamed free. and threads asking for mod lists for Morrowind, Oblivion, and FO3 were common.

MAKING THIS /v/ RELATED:

Fall Christmas 2009
iphone makes crazy money from games, Price drops, games, the fight over Christmas
Fall/Christmas 2010
Project Natel is released with 2 full titles (Rare, EA) and a couple of Arcade titles and 3 cameo uses in first party titles (Halo Reach, Alan Wake, Lips)
Wii HD is rumoured/leaked/announched. It's backwards compatible with GC & Wii.
Sony continues to try really really hard to justify the extra money it costs to buy their console.
E3 2010-2011
Games announced, motion controls refined and shown, Wii HD announced, More small DLgame developers get formed. More companies merge. Vin Diesel announces Hanibal game/movie tie in, James Cameron announces exclusivity for his gam on the Xbox 360/Natel.

Sega continues it's putter into irrelevence. Many Sega titles ported to the iphone.

>>34271734

Actually, they are.

There's occasionally some awesome guys there actually going out of their way to buy porn games from DLsite and give 'em away like candy.

>/v/ has been separated into /wii2/, /xbox720/, and /ps4/ (pc gaming does not exist) while /tv/ is now /mo/ (movies), /tv/ (television), /ce/ (celebrities), /rt/ (reality television) and /mtv/.

>(pc gaming does not exist)

The good thing is that you could upload many images in a post.

JUST IMAGINE THAT.

/v/ would be the first to go
It'd be the gamespot forums, not that it's any better right now anyway

OP why the fuck would you do this.

I feel like I'm going to throw up.

>>34271941
they also have mods and janitors present most of the time. Every summer there are huge banning sprees for /r/ shit.

>>34271891
I think Sony learned their lesson and are going to spend much less on developing their next console. I tend to think that shit happens in cycles and Nintendo will be doing badly or middle of the road next gen. I don't know though.

>>34271759
I'd buy an awesome face poster
And a cool face mask if avalible to put up on the wall

>>34271941
Occassionally, very rarely something good will happen. Otherwise /h/ and /d/ are getting spammed with requests. /h/ gets spammed with rape threads, and /d/ gets spammed with futa. It's like this every single day.

/v/ - videogames
/op/ - faggot

>>34271759
I'd buy a MASK of coolface, for sure.

>pc gaming does not exist
I lold, because it is gonna be true.

>>34271698

>This actually sounds like a nifty idea.

Epitome of summer/v/aggotry right here.

>>34271958
Those anontalk fuckers could DDOS the site with like, two posts.

>>34271941
which is why I love /h/

I would never fucking buy a hentaikey pass, but you have kind souls on those boards who hand that kind of shit away

>>34271759
>Longcat Plushies
>Awesome Face Posters
>Demotivational posters
I'm ashamed to say I'd buy those

>>34272076
>>34272034
they really do need coolface masks

>>34271891
Fall/Christmas 2011
PS3- Trico released, Jak 4 announced, MAG released and is revied as 8.5. Rumours of a PS4 refuse to surface though every one wants to hear it. Sony continues to slow gain but still is closing depts here and there.
Wii-More casual than you can imagine, Fleshlight accessory seen on the internet but not officially supported by any game. Wii HD released.
Xbox 360/Natel- New Natel 360 console released, has all the capabilaties of the 360 with much more stable hardware, backwards compatable HDD port, with optional Bluray built in for $279.99 or DVD for $200. Both come with free Arcade games &/or DLmovies.

>Accumulated points can be used to customize Anonymous with various meme accessories,
I call shenanigans. They wouldn't stand for anonymous posting; tripfagging would be required to post, and they'd hire the current batch of attentionwhoring cockjuggling rimswirling dicklovers we call tripfags to police the boards.
Oh and sage for not videogames.

>>34272148
There are much better sites for hentai, and none of the good ones cost money.

>>34272148

Why the fuck would you want/use a hentaikey pass?

I mean, I could understand some guys buying shit in DLsite because sites & forums like hongfire refuse to upload any games that are being sold over there, but a hentaikey pass?

>>34272196
I can see this happening

>>34272188

>coolface

No, no, its trollface, you morons.

ಠ_ಠ

/h/ and /e/ are fucking terrible boards., you guys fail at fapping.

I can barely stand to hear stuff like "pwn" and "epic fail".

There's just no way I could stand hearing shit like LOLOL LONGCAT IS LOOOONG DO YOU RIKE MUKDIPS FUCK YEAH SEAKING GIRUGAMESH.

I would seriously consider suicide.

>>34272021
A PSThree is already leaked. Once it is released they may be able to FINALLY under cut the XBOX 360 price. Unless Microsoft can drop the price competitively.

If Natel get's it's own redesigned AND super cheap console tied into it then Natel will blow the Wii HD and the PSthree out of the spotlight, but not out of the market.

E3 2010 many games are anounced for the Zune HD and a new Zune 4G is anounced with phone capabilities via Wimax or whatever. May be named Zune 360.

iphone 4G is announced a couple of days later and is made out of solid orgasms. However GameZune still keeps some glory and attention because of it's big brother console. PSP is dead as a platform though Sony continues to claim they support it, though it gets the NO GAEMS rep that the PS3 had despite Monster Hunter 4, 5, and 6.

>>34272374
/e/'s only good for the occassional demon girl threads.

>>34272288
You made my day.

>>34272076
>>34272188
Also a good idea. And while they're at it, they can also sell those Guy Fawkes masks for EPIC IRL RAIDZ LOLOLOLOL.

>>34270273
GO AWAY. THIS IS HORRIBLE.

>>34272450
>>34272238
more

>>34272111
It wasnt AT that DDoS us, it was north korea. Not very difficult to piece together if you read the news.

>>34272238
Like?

>>34272565

>>34272581
A kind Anon pointed me in this direction
http://g.e-hentai.org/

>>34272597
Yes!

>pc gaming doesn't exist
Analysts say this may very well be one of the last generation of consoles. Seeing as how they're incredibly unprofitable.

>>34272580

Yeah, because 4chan is such a high priority target right?

If you were here before 4chan went down, all the boards were being spammed like crazy. I really don't think North Korea would do that.

Sauce on Sho's pics?

>>34272450
>>34272597
>>34272635
best faces

>>34270273

Oh shit, this man could be right.

Burn 4chan, burn it now. Our only hope is scorched earth.

>>34272051
>/d/ gets spammed with futa.
>Bad thing

Sho, if you weren't a faggot tripfag before, you are now.

>>34272759
I dunno lol

>>34272635
Post more dammit!

>>34272798
Not liking futa makes me a faggot? Sign me up then.

>this thread

Alan Wake - 9.5
Fable 3 - 9.1
Halo ODST 8.5-8.9 (Not original enough)
Trico 9.8
Mario Galaxy Two 9.1
Metroid Other 8.8
Resistance 3 8.8
Final Fantasy titles 8.9 - 9.7
Metal Gear Rising 8.1-9.1 (I don't know, I hope 9.1)
PSP Titles : Irrelevent to me but Metal Gear PSP games get 10/10 bring some minor attention to the platform until Splinter Cell for the iphone "4G" is announced and looks amazing

>>34272725
There was a wave of attacks on many popular american and south korean sites on the 4th, 7th, and 9th of july. Its too much of a coincidence and being done by korean software.

Prometheus is built. Prometheus is hailed as a savior by people everywhere. Prometheus has an epiphany. Prometheus realizes that human//animals are trash. <Hurt//Maim//KILL>.

hot topic already sold guy fawkes masks

>>34271188

lol the funny thing is the 360 is the console that actually has an "elite" version lol.

>>34272860

Hurt, Maim, Kill?

Is that an unknowing ripoff of Kharn, or does whoever "thought" of that realize they're gay?

Also, Koreans suck.

This is actually a thought... I mean no-one wants 4chan to take the turning at Commercialised Bullshit Avenue, and head down Youtube Road....

Seriously. Youtube has gone down the shitter...

Fall2009
Batman Arkam Asylum is released, isn't any good,
Fall 2010
Deus Ex 3 is released and some how isn't any good. Eidos is finally release from their mortal coil.

>>34272847
>Mario Galaxy 2
>9.1.

Don't think so Tim. Mario Galaxy 2 will be getting 9.5+

Forced anonymous on /v/

>>34272977
Well if bad goes to worst we will have to have people show they are of age to be allowed in.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>34271759
I'd actually buy a coolface t-shirt.

>>34272635
>>34272597
>>34272450
I sure love me some cumdumpster face.

>>34271685
Except that the rest of the world continued giving America the finger, and since America's military collapsed in 2014, all non-American ISPs pretty much just laugh at America's attempts to bring censorship to the world's internet. Even Australia went with a full-anonymity, no-info-given-about-customers policy.

>PC Gaming does not exist

At least I still have my pokemon

>>34273339
In the year 2037, Luxray still does not have Volt Tackle.

>>34272860

Nergal, you're like, one of my favorite tripfags right about now.

Basically a new iteration of the newfags turn oldfags cycle.

>Disney's new sitcom is in development, starring a half Japanese, half American girl (who's secretly a pop star) that meets a couple of 4channers in real life.

Oh god, Hannah Montana with 4chan memes. My sister is already spouting lines from the show every waking moment of the day...you know what, fuck you OP. Fuck you and fuck Capitalism