video games

Never. I see no point to it.

None because I'm not a horny 15 year-old.

Masturbate? You must mean have sex with a woman. And I do that at least four times a day.

>>34197680
That's bullshit, bro.

Does this apply to non virgins? Or is the /v/irgin meant to be some joke.

ITT: Lies

>>34197739
Anyone. If you want to include the number of times you have sex in a day, go ahead.

I don't think so bro. I include jizzing in my assessment of my masturbatory routine, and I seriously doubt you have enough in reserve to jizz six or seven times.

For me, it's about 1-3 times a day.

tree fiddy

once, twice if my parents arent home

about 10-15 times a day, i am a horny 15 year old...

3-4 times a day
my balls ache alot by the end of the day

3, sometimes 4. it's pathetic, I know. My problem is that I've put sex up on such a high pedestal that it seems like something much bigger than it probably is. And even though I recognize I'm doing this I can't stop.

Shit sucks.

Maybe three times a week maximum. My girlfriend usually takes care of my needs.

Every other night.

I like video games too

Once or twice a week.

Once every two days. My dick hurts even after one day if I try it again.

I prefer taking it up the ass so it's all good.

I do it once a day but occasionally twice.

I used to fap once every two days or so but the last few weeks ive been doing it 2-3 times a day.

>>34197789
I do it even though I can't jizz anymore. Something about having sex once made me a hungry masturbatory machine. too bad i'll never get to have sex again...

6/7 times a week.

Once/Twice every 2~3 weeks.

It's disgusting and vile.
I only do it once a day and that's before I go to sleep.

At least twice. 3+ times on a good day.

2 or 3

>>34197818
/thread

>>34197947

>only seemingly female respond in this thread.

Two or three times maybe. Depends on whether or not I'm bored.

>>34197987

As do I. Right before I got to sleep every 2-3 days. When I get to go home on leave, I fuck my girlfriend everyday that I'm there.

You guys fap way too much goddamn.

roughly .03 repeating

i do it 3 to 4 times a day, rarely do i go beyond the 5 point mark and that only happens when i am extremely bored.

you have no life op.

Four on average.

i don't have a set quota, it depends
once a day is the average i guess

The healthy amount, about once a week.

I've had to do it 3 times today though because I just got back from a two week family vacation and it just kept getting hard.

Depends how I'm doing.

It could be anywhere from once a week to twice in a day.

...
I'm gay and haven't come out of the closet so it's the only way to satisfy ;__;

2

>>34198072

We masturbate to try find the best pleasurable sensation our body deserves. We masturbate in many different ways, exploring the best possible orgasm, relying on a person to do that for you can be troublesome as "I don't want to do it today" can become a problem! There's a timer!

Once every 2-3 days, depending how awesome I want the fap to be.

1-3 times

twice a week on winter, daily on summer.

>>34198163

I feel your pain. Fucking homophobic towns.

Once.

Once every day or so. So about 5-7 times a week. For a while, I did it at Noon and at Midnight every day for almost a month. I grew out of that.

>>34198163
faggot

once a day

I fap once a day mostly out of routine, if I have a busy day I might not remember to fap and won't feel the need to, I rarely go for over 3 days without doing it though. If I have too much free time I might stumble across too much fap material on the internet and go up to 3-4 times in a day.

once a day

>>34198121
>>34198121
>>34198121
>>34198121

this is bullshit my cock hurts after 2 times a day. wtf is wrong with you /v/irgins

1 to 3 times a day. Deal with it.

3 to 4 times a week

weekends: once in the morning, once at night
weekdays (work): just once before i go to sleep

my balls start hurting if I do it more than twice a day for an extended period of time, and I start dry-cumming.

I think its cause I cum an excessive amount.

Maybe 3 or 4 times a month

*stoicism fuck year*

>>34198232

My city is actually pretty lenient, with a very thriving gay community.
But my family are the ones who aren't lenient... =(

My ex's fap record is 13 times in a day.

>>34198384

12 year old detected.

Once every month. No joke.

once or twice a week, usually a tuesday.

how can one masturbate more than once a day? maybe twice if you haven't in a while but cum takes a while to reload

..........once or twice a day.......

When I first started going through puberty I was a fucking maniac. I'm not gonna go into detail about it.

Nowadays I'm more occupied with other things and indulge less often. For me it's usually every other day, or every two days, once.

How many times I masturbate or how many times I cum? Because sometimes I just don't feel like it anymore halfway through.

"Session"-wise, probably four or five times a week, anywhere from one to three or even four orgasms in a session. Depends on how I feel, whether or not I'm too tired at the end of the day, or even if I'm entertaining company and don't have the alone-time to pull it off.

I don't see how anyone can fap this often. even 2 a day sounds like it is pushing it, does the semen just drip out of your penis by that point or something?

once a day

once maybe twice a month. havent done so this month

3 to 4 times a day

1-3 times a day.

About .5 times a day.

Once or twice or sometimes I skip a day. It all depends on how I feel.

Once a day usually, but I've gone up to four times in a couple of hours. I've been trying to achieve that whole multiple orgasm thing, but goddamn, I can't even get off without a vibrator.

1-2 times a day

I did it five times the other day, had to stop on the sixth because the little thing on the underside of my dick started to bleed.

Fun stuff

Haven't for the past two weeks. Dunno why. But once I start again it'll probably be 5 to 6 times a week.

I tend to do it every night before I go to bed as part of my nightly routine. Afterwards I brush/floss/mouthwash/shave etc, take out contacts, and crawl into bed to lay awake doing nothing for hours until the sleep hits.

You might find it odd that I shave at night, but if I don't I find myself getting obsessive over pulling hairs out of my face and then I never fall asleep.

Sometimes when I have nothing to do and /v/ just keeps getting me hard, I might fap up to four times a day, but that's rare.

Sometimes I'll do it before my 6:00 AM shower if I wake up in the middle of a sexy dream.

Once a day maybe twice if I'm particularly in the mood.

Even when I was younger it was never more then twice.

3-5

I was stroking one out until I saw the furry porn

Yiff in hell furfags

Once a day is more than enough. If I go for twice, the second time is long as fuck and ends up hurting.

Just today, I went for a second round, and though I had some A-class fap material, it took around one hour of incessant trying for my load to shoot. But when it did, fuck, I never came so hard in my life. It was like a bullet. It hit the wall on the other side of the room and thank god it missed the window, because I swear it would've broken the glass. Good thing it didn't happen while receiving a blowjob (don't laugh, it happens), because the girl would now be blind and/or paralyzed.

You now realize you've been reading a thorough description of a man's latest ejaculation. Fag.

Once every three days. Feels better that way.

2-3

once or twice

Once or twice a month, really, with some slight variation. Also, what a retarded research topic.

video games hur

I don't masturbate everyday.
When I do it's 2-3 times in a row

Maybe twice a week. Maybe.

A lot of you must have severe vitamin E deficiencies.

one for every furry thread i see on /b/

Try for 2, but usually wind up getting 1. Occasionally 3.

once a day, sometimes 2 on occasion, I usually have sex about once a week at least, for I have a girlfriend

I thought /v/ was NOT furry. I mean you guys go "die furfag" when people post Carmelita Fox for Christ's sake.

>>34197652
Is OP that Blondeboy trap that posted before?

every other night before bed

When men abstain from masturbating for long periods of time, they're more likely to have nocturnal emissions. That is alternative way the male body keeps sperm renewed. Fresh sperm are more active and better for reproduction. Old sperm are indeed old after only a few weeks, and less motile. Of course /v/ doesn't have to worry about reproduction. Who wants kids anyway?

>>34198847

The trolling is so frequent that most of us have given up. Report and move on (like /v/ has mods)

About twice a week.

twice

You got some serious issues if you got to fap 6+ times a day.

I'd get a really bad headache if I did more then 3 times a day

Mods are all at church on Sunday, I see.

>>34198921
/co/ has mods.

>>34198911

I've never had a nocturnal emission, ever. Even when don't fap for weeks at a time.

1 time a day

>>34199046
Neither have I, but I have however woke several times in my life in the middle of the night hornier than hell. Emphatically horny. Like, rape my younger sister horny.

To clarify, I wouldn't normally do that.

This is really fucking weird, but lately whenever I fap I get a headache. I don't know why. And I'm afraid to go to the doctor and be like, "doc, my brain hurts when I jerk off!"

Between one and three times a day.

I got bored of masturbation.

Which fucking sucks because I recently broke up with someone I had hoped wasn't a retarded cunt.

Once every other day.

Having a job keeps you from the fapping. Also keeps you out of the mood for it too.

less often than I used to, sad to say. I have this exGF who I live with, and it always seems kinda stupid to fap when I can fuck with no issue. that being said, I still wander off downstairs to " check the laundry" every now and then.

I just went a whole week, Sunday to Sunday, without masturbating once.

1-3 times a day

though i have a fellow /v/ goer mate that does it 0-1 times a day

it changes depending on a few things, like how tired i am. once a week minimum, about 10 times a week maximum.

We're talkin about guys who jack off like five times a day!

It's that time of the month so I can't masturbate. I COULD but it would get kind of messy.

>>34199414
i went two weeks once because i was in another country in some one elses home

after that i told myself to fap if i gotta because blueballs is the worst

I have a /v/irgin friend who does it...

I dunno how often, he never told me. Though I assume it's a fair amount.(I have a major crush on him...)

Though he's been doing his army training crap over the summer, so probably less lately.

VIDEO GAMES ARE MY FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES

>>34199726
Probably because he's getting his fuck on with his army pals.

>>34199318
Good luck finding that, kid.

I do it so much that my dick is covered in dead skin. I then peel it off and place the loose skin underneath my tongue. Tastes good man.

>>34199726 major crush on him...
>> army training crap
Love is blind.

>>34198847
>/v/
>NOT furry

Haha good one. Though most are just Pokemon/Sonic fans.

Faggots.

Once a day? But if I'm tired I won't, or if I'm at a friends or relatives I won't either. It's not imperative that I do it.

twice

I masturbate every time I take a shower and everytime I'm alone in the house

so 6 times a week

>>34200083
Yeah, the Krystal spams are over though.

3-4 ......hours
good damn high stamina

Needs this.

one to two

About once every 2 days.

Here's something for you /v/irgins to fap to.

2-3x a week

Maybe once a day. I do it mainly so I don't get so pissed off at everything so much.

I forget about it, though.

4-5 times a week