I've gone through a couple

geddit

zero

in before people lying

I got one.
We're going to six flags tomorrow!

nope
little chance too
but.. a little chance

not videogames, thread reported and hidden

i do. shes a otaku gamer half-asian half-spanish perv with 16 DD's and a (apperently) tight pussy

but its over the internet....we've been dating for a year+ but i havent had the money to visit her. its fucking $2000 (give or take) and im a kinda-poor college kid, it kills me that i dont have that kinda money

+1

Quit WoW, get girlfriends.

I got one, and we are going camping in the thousand islands from sat-tues...gunna get laid so much while playin my ds...she loves doin that shit too =)

>>34024675
I'm being trolled hard, aren't I?

my girlfriend fucking hates video games by the way.

gone through 3, 2 of which was over WoW. ahaha

A couple.

My last girlfriend asked me to marry her so I wouldn't leave for university about a year ago. Have only seen her once since.

I'm getting married, so that implies having a gf beforehand.

>>34024675

I'm a WoWfag, although I picked it up after I met her so maybe it doesn't count.
You've been dating for a year and you haven't webcammed to confirm any of her story?

>>34024697

>>34024675

>>34024594
>>34024594
>>34024594

>>34024675
Bad news man...

2

>>34024843
Shes a 40yearold man

>>34024675
This is, without a doubt, a man.

>>34024675
shes real, we webcam as much as humanly possible and i have a shit-ton of photos of her (no im not posting). im not trolling, i kinda wish it was because its really fucking depressing that i dont have the cash

*laughs hysterically*

Yeah no.

in 10 gamers 0 have girlfriends guise...

I believe I'm in the double digits with how many I've had, because I'm a terrible boyfriend and my relationships don't last for more than a month. Either that or I dump bitches for various other reasons.

>>34025382

pics, there happy?

>>34024675

16 DD's? WTF. Either your a troll, or you actually believe that 16DD is a valid bra size...

As for me, yeah I've got a girlfriend, we've been dating over a year and a half now. AND she plays vidya gaems. AND she's hot.

>>34025196
I'm in a long distance relationship as well. I get to drive up and see her though.

OP didn't make this thread to learn how many people here have girlfriends. He did it to shit up the board.

>>34025585
Just as I expected. A fatty.

>>34025585
>1632x1224
Why did you do that?

>>34025791
That was very rude of you, just because she's slightly overweight doesn't mean you have to mock the man.

Apologize to him at once.

No girlfriend, yet. But a sex buddy. Also hitting on my best friends little sister, and it's coming along just as planned. Visiting an amusement park with her tomorrow.

I have a girlfriend. Also, I'm in shape, and I don't live with my parents, in a basement, or on welfare.

>>34025882

i used to have a beautiful Japanese gf. but we broke up when we realized we had nothing in common. now all i have are my video games.

i've had three, ever.

always ends up i like drinking and playing video games more than i care about the girl

>>34024675
FUCKING SOUNDS FAMILLIAR,
It's probably a guy. Sounds like what i used to date on the internet.

Nope don't got one now, had only one though.

>>34025977
>video games

GET OUT

>>34025585

I just got this in my mail so I'll have a nice girlfriend real soon!!!!! :D :D :D

"Hello! ;-) My name is Alla, I am sexy Russian girl of 27 years old, I am very attractive and lovely, cheerful and sociable, I like to receive new sensations and emotions, I like to visit new places and to get acquainted, I would like to travelin your country, but I don't want to make this alone, that is why I want we willmeet and you will be my guide and my boyfriend :)My thought is not only visit your country, but spend time with good man and if it willbe possibly to have relations with him in the future.I want new feelings. I heard a lot about your country and I want to see all by my eyes.I promise to make for you good and interesting company and to give you new emotions as well!Your e-mail address I found on the site of acquaintances.If you have interest in me, please write me only on my personal e-mail : alla_z7@yahoo.comI will reply you only from this address.I will be happy to talk with you more about every thing!I will give you reply on allyour questions.Take care I WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;-)))))))))))))))))))))"

I've had a couple, but right now, this big lipped black girl keeps trying to ask me out. It wouldn't be so much of a problem if her lips weren't OVERLY gigantic, and that she wasn't a die-hard Christian (so Christian she doesn't even believe in evolution), but she does, and is.

Zip a dee do da, zip a dee-ay. Yes I does. She's Chinese, adopted.

>>34026178
>believe in evolution

You accept it, you don't believe in it.

I have a girlfriend.

And a 10.4 K/D on CoD4.

I'd hate to be you fat, lonely nerds who suck at games AND being social.

>>34026154
Damnit! I accidentally her email adress! How do I delete posts!?!?! I must stop you lonely bastards from stealing her!!!!!

I gots me one for a bit over two years now. She's secks.

Had enough lovers to make me realize I can't give 2 shits about anybody else but myself <:3c

>>34026263
o wel thnx bud. But, the point remains, her faith goes to the point of almost total ignorance.

Nothing but pathetic lonely kids that fap to traps on /v/.

Get out while you can

>>34026388
As a black person myself, I must agree that uber-fundamental Christianity is one of the most annoying things about other black people.

i've had 2 girlfriends, both times i got completely wasted at a party and woke up to find myself dumped.

i'll stick with vidya

I do, but who fucking cares.

Been single for 5 years, had 1 girlfriend i didn't actually like.
However, i do fuck alot of different girls.
Prefer a gf though.

Broke up with my girlfriend a little while ago. She was fucking amazing but shit was long distance. It wasn't working. Still makes me ;_; a little, but hey we move on.

>>34026962
Heh, I started dating a girl after she broke up with her boyfriend whenthey were long distance. She is pretty awesome.
Away from heer for a while though now.

>>34027130

Blonde?

Made out/felt her up on the 4th. She broke up with me 2 hours ago. Thus, I am on /v/, and quite sad.

>>34027374
Fraid not. Would have beem amusing though

almost did... but she has daddy issues and refuses to break up with her boyfriend, even tho hes a dick

not that uncommon

I got a girlfriend in my dream ;_;

Three years and counting.

I'd have a girlfriend if I didn't loathe women

I've got a fiancee.

Here's my gf
Been together for over a year and still going strong

>>34028957
R...Reggie?

I've got a girl I like and who likes me back, but neither of us have been in a relationship before so we're being faggots about it and getting information through friends.

It's so cute <3

I'm really close to breaking up with mine.

I tell her I need time to think, and she keeps going on and on about shit. FLAKAFDLJFKFSD<XM<VX


LET ME FUCKING THINK. YOU NOT TO LONG AGO DECIDED THAT YOU GET TO, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO AS WELL. FUCKING ONE WAY STREETS.

I love her. Just wish mai waifu was real. ;_;

been with my girl for almost 4 years

tbh, it fucking sucks, we act just like housemates now.. ;_;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejROvUC-gWU

I got one, she's a country gal. We've been together for 7 months now and still doesn't have a clue what 4chan is. Our song is the Season 1 pkmn intro.

Yesterday we spent all day playing Trine co-op and the day before we went tubing on a lake.

Married in real life. Ronery fags.

>>34029142

>>34029126
Be more of a man, come on, do it. The secret to a good relationship is forgiving the other person as soon as possible and to not bring up old shit. If something really bothers you then you should say it but don't nag her constantly.

>>34024675
I spent $1500 last year to go visit a girl I've known and loved for roughly five years. She knows I still love her, but I had to see her in person, to know for sure.

Got shot down like a MiG over Baghdad. Still love her, though, and still think it was the best $1500 I ever spent.

These days, though, I idolize her. In my eyes at least, she's the closest to a real life Boss as I'll ever know. I'll always be willing to do anything she asks of me - she says "jump," and I'll ask "how high?"

Cindy, if you're reading this for whatever reason, shine on you crazy diamond.

>>34029180
i think my life sucks

i should an hero

18, unemployed since I quit my last job to move up with my girlfriend in her mom's house, currently little chance of any sort of good future financial-wise. She's 21 and we 'met' on an anime roleplay AOL chat room 6 years ago and started flying (we live several states away from each other) to meet each other 2 years ago. I'm kinda of misanthropic in that if I can avoid even looking at people, I will, but can hold up conversation and image better than she can due to her being pretty shy and quick to point out people's bullshit (no tact). She's a tad overweight with some belly fat, but the trade off is 34 DD's and being able to enjoy eating unhealthy stuff with her, plus she loyal like you wouldn't believe. Gamingwise...well, currently I've been playing a lot of Blazblue when I get time on the computer (the PS3 is hooked up to our computer monitor, which is in her room) but she has a tendency to hog it and spend MASSIVE amounts of time playing Sims and Fate so I've been getting time to finally play FFIV DS.

She's taken two years of community college but fails unbelievably at any math class so there's little chance of her being a vet like she'd wanted to be years ago. In the meantime she has a part time job over at Kohls. I have no money and my parents cant plan money usage for shit so I'm stuck wait a few semesters before I can go back to school.

We're still young but both our futures looks like shit. Regardless, I'm not so worried about i as long as i have someone to share my shitty future with.

pic related, its us (taken a year ago during my last visit to her house)

I don't have one
And this is why
;_;

>>34030413
Sequel is hard as fuck.

No, probably never will.

I'm talking to a girl on MSN right now. she probably doesn't like me

Anyone who says they have a girlfriend while browsing 4chan is lying. No fucking loophole. If you browse 4chan you are a virgin for life.
\
Anyone who says otherwise is a fucking liar.

pic related
im in love /v/

I had one for three years and then we broke up, and I'm very happy enjoying being single and hanging out with my bros. Life is simpler and a hell of a lot less stressful.

Sex was nice though ;_;

>>34028992

>>34031278
same here bro

;__;

but its nice to at least talk to her

My gf plays Left 4 Dead with me on Xbox. She's pretty cool.

>>34031456

What is this I don't even

>>34031481

Except she rages when I don't leave the safe room for her and it means no pussy. An interesting twist on the idea of gaming and girlfriends I guess.

I do.....she calls herself a gamer, but basically only plays FF games....so yea....

Yeah. I had one, but then she got played.

I've had a few girlfriends, but only ever been in love once. Pity how that she never knew that...now she's overseas, and I'll likely never see her again. She's really cool, though. She used to play video games with me, and and everything. I have a really fond memory of her giving MGS3 and freaking out when a couple of troops caught sight of her. Heheheh.....heh.

;_;

>>34028957
>4292_177415850161_551300161_70(...).jpg

Nice MySpace picture bro.

Anyway, haven't been in a legitimate relationship such as yet, the closest thing I've had is a fling with a girl who had a boyfriend, I didn't know the boy, but I still knew it was wrong so I broke it off after a few weeks. Sucks because she's a gamer and I'm ridiculously comfortable with her, but she has been with the guy for 2 years so it's not my place to interfere.

I'm married.
She plays the vydia too. Started with the DS, then PS2 and PSP.

I have a boyfriend does that count

Me and my sweetheart Medic-chan are coming up on our one year anniversary together. Two nerds brought together by the power of video games, it's a beautiful thing.

>>34032037
I think so...maybe by "girlfriend", OP meant "someone with you".

yeah i got one. shes all into rpgs and ff and stuff
she so hawt =3

>>34032003
>married
>posting on 4chan

>>34032158
How is it dating a trap, tell me?

>>34032037
not trying to derail this thread or anything just wondering

are you gay or a girl?

I have one. I'd rather be banging the fuck out of her sister though, goddamn. She's hotter and would definitely go out with me if I wasn't going out with and had never gone out with her sister. Goddamn.

I've been with my ladyfriend for 2 and a half years now.

She knows nothing of the vidya, although she does try.

we were playing streets of rage a couple of minutes ago
and now she's playing something on the ds in the couch behind me

shit's great!

Had a few.

Dating the one now for almost a year

Me: 18 Her: 17

She plays WII, and casual games.

Though I rage a bit, because I can't beat her in mario cart.

I have a girlfriend. She's japanese and we live together.

No, seriously, I'm going to Japan with her next month. She's pure, only been here in Canada for about a year.

>>34032394
>implying that people cant use the internet if they are married.

Fucking idiot.

>>34032437

>implying that the thread was worthwhile to begin with

i had a girlfriend once
didn't work out
still a virgin

we made out once, i got a boner, and she got mad because of that

i've stopped chasing tail since

Gee, sure are a lot of pipe dreams in this thread.

>>34032417
It certainly has been a learning experience, that's for sure, but one I do not regret.

And she's a damn good medic to my pyro, mmhmm.

>>34032698
You still haven't gotten laid? Weren't you moving in with some girl that wanted you? What the hell happened now?

>>34032698
Are you talking about that Christmas incident or what?

>>34031456
Oh wow

VIDEO GAMES

>>34032767
oh yeah thats the christmas incident

I have a boyfriend, in fact I'll be moving in with him this Saturday.

>>34032394
/v/'s not only underage.
I'm 24, and I still play games. Its a hobby, like any other.

>>34029895

Wow, Over-G... never knew you were Big Boss...

I'm about to meet my girlfriend tomorrow in the Mile High club.

we're not dating yet

I had one when I was 13/14.

But I'm gay, so there was no connection.

I have yet to come out of the closet, but in all honesty, if I want a girlfriend, I can get one.

But I clearly don't want one. Getting a boyfriend is a tougher situation as it means that I would be thrown out of the house (inb4 45 year old living in his parent's basement, I'm 18, of course I haven't fucking moved out yet)and I'd most likely be shunned upon from the family. (My mother/grandparents are rather conservative Jews, so here's the thing: They wouldn't even mind me being gay, it's just that in Judaism you're supposed to have many children... So, unless men can actually become pregnant, I doubt that'll happen.)

>>34032702
>>34032417
>>34032158
>Dating a trap
wat.

>>34032984
>mile high club

Better hope you hit the leader in the face, especially on Veteran.

>>34033055
Yeah, long story. Good times, though.

Ive been dating a girl i met in my physics class at college for about 4 months. Shes really sweet, and deliciously sarcastic. We're still sort of getting into the swing of things, but im enjoying myself, and the sex rocks.

Sometimes i feel guilty because I tend to want to be alone a lot. I guess im sort of an introvert. That behavior doesn't usually fly too well with the ladyfolk. But this girl seems respectful of that. I like her :).

>>34032859
Wow, congrats, that shit sounds really [spoilers]Kash.[/spoilers]

>>34033412
Are you going somewhere? Do tell

>>34030338
Thats the shittiest piece of copy pasta I've seen in a wile

>>34033453

FUCK! I always fuck up my spoilers. what the hell did i do wrong? And yes, I know its a horrible joke, and not even worthy of a spoiler bar.

>>34033621
You just type spoiler in brackets, not spoilers

>>34033621

you wrote [spoilers][*spoilers][/spoilers] not [*spoiler]

>>34033524
I'll sum it up. I met a girl freshman year of high school, at a video game tournament at school. She beat me at Smash, been friends ever since, E.I. friend zone. So a few years go by, quite a few, and last year we were playing TF2 together when I confessed I had fallen in love with her. She confessed she had fallen for me too, but didn't admit it because she was actually a boy. She'd been taking hormones and living as a girl for a while. I got confused, asked /v/ for help, did the right thing, and we've been together ever since.

Big happy ending. Still play games together ona regular basis.

Been dating the same girl for 5 years, lived with her 4. I met her in Jr. High, and asked her out right after High School. She's working on the Fell Arms in Vesperia as I type this.

Been with my current lady for 4 months now. We have a healthy sex life and I love her to death.
Getting a girlfriend isn't hard, /v/, you just need to chillax and grow a pair, as douche-ish as that sounds.