pretty much the same except for the guy ruining the scene

I want to know what the fuck the medigun ACTUALLY does.
My bet is that it just makes them really aggressive. Medic is behind the whole war.

>>33955645
pyro isn't female ;_;

>>33955807
What are you talking about? The medic is just a peacefull germa... My god.

>>33955807

The Medigun is powered by blood.

The Kritzkrieg is powered by Jarate.

Pyro turns out to be a robot. Or he takes off his mask and there's NOTHING INSIDE ooOOoOoOooOOoOooo

If they do reveal who the pyro is I hope he's a very buff very gay fireman. If they just HAVE to make it female to apease all the steam forums idiots then she needs to basically be rosie the riveter.

Really though the whole point of pyro's personality is that he doesn't have one and unmasking him would ruin that. Its just like how spy isnt french because he displays mannerisms from a bunch of different european countries. He's been disguising as others so long that he doesnt really have a single identity anymore.

>>33955592
this.

If they do the whole "Pyro is a woman" thing it would be too obvious and dumb.

>>33955807

The medigun feels like having a full-body orgasm

Pyro takes his mask off and there's another mask under it.

>>33955883
The pyro is there burning a load of people, after that the pyro slowly takes off the mask...
You see long silky hair and...
WHAT THE FUCK IT'S HERMAN LI

Pyro takes his mask off, showing his face to the other characters, they stare at him in shock, then the video ends.

Pyro video would be the Pyro talking alot but us not understanding a word. At the end he sits down on the chair in the intel room and turns so you can't see his face as he takes off his mask and says goodbye in a *INSERT FUNNY AND UNFITTING VOICE HERE* voice

>>33955921
>If they do reveal who the pyro is I hope he's a very buff very gay fireman.
Isn't there already enough gay fanart for this game?

I think Meet the Pyro should just be the team speculating what his deal is.

>>33955592
Oh holy fucking shit that would be the best shit ever.
Seriously, I'd suck your and valves cybercock, just for that.

Picture very much related to the subject at hand.

Pyro will just mumble during the whole video, we will see him remembering his childhood (with kid sized asbestos suit and gas mask) and key moments of his life until the whole shit with red and blu started, in the end he´ll start to cry. Nothing will be revealed about him.

Meet the Pyro will completely be in First Person View of Pyro.

End of story.

>>33956087
This would be awesome.

I like OP's idea also, except it should be his regular muffled speech with subtitles.

Pyro is a HEADCRAB ZOMBIE

Medics is Hitlers illegimate Son with Scouts Mom

Meet the Pyro should be a 30 minute long special.

Pyro takes off the mask and reveals that he has a giant boob for a face.

>>33956130
Goddamn dykes.

>>33955807

"It is truly a marvel of modern medical design. Though there were some unforeseen.... side effects with earlier models"
- cut to soldier banging his head with shovel at sound of alarm

>>33956130
i agree, that is the best art for a girl i ever did see

>>33956068
>>33956132
I like.

>>33956244
You've never met a woman with short hai- met a woman, have you?

>>33956279
Dyke

This problem has come up before, and there really is no way to create a definitive reveal and make the fans happy. This is what happens when you wrap a character in so much mystery and he's surrounded with so much fan speculation. "Awww, it's just some guy?", "WTF! It WAS a girl!?"

>>33956247
The true secret of the Medigun? It heals all wounds: but gives the patient massive, massive amounts of cancer. Luckily, the average lifespan in TF2 is so short, nobody notices.

Pyro has a hideously disfigured face from fucking with fire.

>>33956220
This.
Valve has come a long way in "Meet the___" video quality. Let's hope the next ones will be even more epic than MT Spah.

>>33956087
>>33956132
>>33956068

These would all be awesome.

Pyro talks the same when he takes the mask off, it is just he is a crazy guy, explaining the handbag in the 2fort base n stuff.

I hope they do something cool with the Medic cause atm he is the least interesting character in my opinion.

>>33956068
Or the pyro doesn't have a voice.
Pyro uses one of those robot things you put against your throat

Pyro takes off his mask, but still talks in a muffled voice.

>>33956356
So true. The longest I've ever held out was with my Engie, and that was only for 13 minutes.

Hanako was pyro all along

>>33955592

Fucking brilliant. I'd love to see that.

>>33956430
Sounds like someone hasn't discovered the Snoipah class yet.

>>33956417

I lol'd.

>>33955883

Ever notice how, when ubercharged, the character's eyes glow yellow? Not the Pyro, though. You should see eyes glowing beneath the mask lenses, but instead, the lenses themselves light up.

The Pyro isn't in the suit. The Pyro IS the suit.

The Pyro takes off his mask, revealing him to be this guy

>>33956417

Y'see he was just at the dentist having a cavity filled and his jaw's a bit numb.

The camera has a floor-view angle, out of focus, then "whatever you like" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCmMePP439Q) starts playing slowly.

Pyro is straight up gangsta rippin hoes throughout the entire video, and when the song goes "whateva you like" he axtinguishes them.

>>33956446
DUN DUN DUUUUN

>gabetroll.jpg

Is he thinking people thoughts?

Meanwhile, at Valve.

>>33956410
Least interesting? Read his bio.

>>33956130

You know what I want for a pyro vid? I want all the other members sitting in a room debating on what pyro is and what is his/her purpose there with all these flash backs and stuff.

Pyro walks into the room not knowing what is going on, then Scout being the giant asshole he is starts to flip on Pyro. A big arguement goes on and then Pyro gets so pissed off he/she rips off their mask to cuss Scout out.

Except Pyro is female and JAPANESE (because of all those taunt hints) and speaks only JAPANESE and we still don't know what the fuck she is saying. She knees him in the balls. End Video.

>>33956586
This is....brilliant.

>>33956586
Sadly, the last sentence kinda ruined it.

>The Kritzkrieg is powered by Jarate.

>>33956586

>>33956690
Honestly, shit sucks.

>>33956503

Every class gathers around pyro as he takes off his mask and.....
Fat ass heavy gets in the way.

>>33956586

>>33956690
Go back to /a/

No matter where you talk about it, everyone assumes Pyro is a woman now. If Valve actually did it it wouldn't be surprising or a twist at all.

There has to be a twist. It will be something few people will see coming.

If it turns out it really is just a woman I will be severely disappointed.

"Where are you going, maggot?"

Back to cart. Cart must be pushed. Red must be burned.

"Pyro, you know I can't let you do that."

Hudda. Of course. Must protect announcers new utopia. One more body amongst the foundations makes little difference. Well, what are you waiting for? Do it.

"Pyro..."

DO IT

*crit rocket*

pyro won't be unmasked, it'd ruin the whole appeal.

if they do unmask pyro though, i want it to some really fucking camp bruno type, to piss off all you cunts who spend your time beating it off to tf2 fan fiction (or any video game related shit like that)

>>33956690
>all those taunt hints

You mean only one?

>>33956690
lol, yeah i kind of thinking of the same, but not the girl japanese stuff, i hate weeabo shit

>>33956586

Inb4 Pyro is Scouts mother.

Pyro should look like this guy only with less hair and lips.

>>33956711
it's true bro, look at it.
pic related
>>33956690
i don't rike it.

>>33956816
>it'd ruin the whole appeal

This.

>>33956690
Oh sure, women wear beanies.

Then again, pyro could be a Tranny

>>33956503
HOLY BALLS WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE

>>33956893
>143x114

Hudda hudda hurrrrrrrrrrr

>>33956690

>>33956893
grats on posting a thumbnail

The pyros identity will not be revealed, simply for the fact that he dosen't have one.

The pyros identity IS his lack of identity. If they were to unmask him/her/it, the entire appeal of the pyro would be ruined.

>>33956816
>>33956816
>>33956816
>>33956816
>>33956816
>>33956816

this.

What I'd like for Pyro, is for the entire episode the rest of the team are trying to get Pyro's mask off. At the end Scout is alone with Pyro, and he sneaks up to attempt to get the mask off, and then it doesn't come off.

It's not a mask

It's a head.

Pyro isn't human

>>33956993
>>33956816
Someone already made the point, my bad.

What the guy before me said.

You know, I'm not sure if they're going to be able to do a Meet the Medic vid. I mean, the guy who does the Medic's voice also does the voice of Travis Touchdown from No More Heroes, and they're working on a sequel for that right now. Even in the Meet the Spy video, they just used one of his pre-recorded sayings for his part.

The video won't reveal a goddamn thing, and will most likely leave us with more rage-inducing questions.

>>33957034
HOLY SHIT THIS

>>33957034
>>33957034
>>33957034
>>33957034
>>33957034
>>33957034
THIS.

>>33957043

It's not like the Medics voice couldnt be imitated. It's just an exaggerated German accent. And voice actors aren't exactly movie stars...

Pyro will take off his/her mask, and it will be off-screen or obscured somehow. It will be the final and greatest of the TF2 videos.

>>33957043
Yeah! His whole 20 lines of dialogue.
Oh wait, he only said "ney"?
Awww

>>33957100

Still, I think it probably accounts for why Meet the Medic is one of the last ones.

>>33956503
Kinda like earthworm jim?

Seriously.. to all the people wanting Pyro to be a chick..
He's voiced by a dude, for one. Not only that, if Pyro WAS a chick, then Pyro would be all sweaty and dumpy. Have you SEEn the Pyro's body type?

>>33957100
Nigga, shut the fuck up. All my niggas in my fortress ARE stars.

>>33957133
He says Nein, which is the german word for No

>>33957100
I think the original VA will do it. TF2 is too huge for him to turn it away.

>>33957194

He's also voice by the Spy's VA. It's not hard to make muffled grunts.

>>33957043
It doesn't take that long to record a couple of lines. For a short 3 minute meet the medic vid it would probably take an afternoon or 2.

I GOT IT

you see it through first person of someone.
You wake up and there is fire everyone, you try to run out the room and you run down the corrider, you turn to your mother and she says "run baby, and remember i love you" and you take the handbag from her burning hands and you run outside to see your house burning down.

The next thing you see is the pyros mask, the camera zooms out and the pyro is sitting down next to his flamethrower holding the handbag, he puts down the handbag, picks up the flamethrower and runs outside.

Flashback again, you see yourself (pyro) playing with a lighter and setting peices of paper of fire, you accidently leave one still on fire and you go to bed.

do you rike it?

If the mask does come off, it'll just be obscured or not in shot or whatever, and it'll just show all the other characters shocked faces.

>>33957203
That's hardly a "Nein".

>>33956762
>>33956790
>>33956942


Oh wow internet tough guys, go fuck each other.

At least one idea that would work for he/she IF we do get the mask off is at they need to speak a completely different language. The look thing isnt Pyro's charm, its that we don't understand what the fuck he/she says.

Meet the Pyro will just be the Pyro going on a long and unintelligible monologue as the camera shows some awesome Pyro antics (one of which should be it Flare Gunning a Heavy from far away and then dodging bullets to run up and hit him with the Axtinguisher). In the end, it will begin to take off its mask, but the whole Team zoom-out will ruin it. We then return to the Pyro, putting its mask back on and muttering something.

>>33957034

fuck yes

Not really alien though, more like that Dr. Who episode when the nanomachines start sewing gas maks in peoples faces.

>>33957129

They could have it so that the Pyro walks into the respawn room, where the rest of the team is relaxing and talking, when suddenly the Pyro walks in and takes of his mask. Then, for the rest of the video, they use camera angles so that you can never actually see his face, but every team-mate he walks past looks shocked or horrified, until he finally puts it back on and non-chalantly leaves the room.

>>33957283
MUMMY?

>>33956809

Fucking this...Pyro as Rorschach would be perfect.

this thread is good, and everyone in it should feel good.

>>33957252
>there is fire everyone
IT'S FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES ALL OVER AGAIN

>>33955592

Meh... Why establish it as a guy either ? Leave the morons in the dark ! Pyro comes out and mumbles "mphanks mphor hmmolding it for mph".

>>33957275
So stating your opinion makes you an internet tough guy?

Oh wow, how I love summer.

>>33957133
Ney? He's German, not a fucking horse.

>>33957280
Love it.

Simple. Some characters from the team talk about pyro and they finally decide to get a look at what's beneath pyro's mask.

After long complicated series of actions they manage to take the mask off/make the pyro to take it off only to reveal another mask underneath.

The End.

>>33957275
You know there are points of the Pyro's speech that are half-coherent, right?
Listen to the damn Japanese language - even muffled, you can tell if somebody's speaking English or not. Besides, it would make no sense of the Pyro was a "Japanese women" who didn't know any English.. considering everyone in the game issues commands via English. Not being able to understand the character would destroy the point of the "Meet the" video.
They have a point.

From the first "meet the" video to the Spy.. they have improved a fuck ton. Imagine the last one.. shit.

The mask comes off AND IT'S OLD MAN JENKINS!!

ZOINKS!

>>33957384
It's not that he said a clear "Nein" cuntbag.

-All other 8 classes will talk for Pyro.
-Behind the mask is another mask.

Maybe the Pyro is a burn victim out for revenge. When the mask is removed, the face is all bandaged and the hair burnt off, leaving the gender a mystery.

>>33957194
Who said the suit is his/her body type? Maybe it is filled with a type of asbestos stuffing. Or maybe it is their body type, who knows.

>>33957400
How about after they get the mask off all you see is the back of the pyros head. You see reactions from other team members in the room (the scout pukes) and the camera pulls out to the title as you hear the rest of the team making comments and being sick.

>>33955592
I support your post 130%.

the entire time the pyro is giving a monologue, pointing at things and commenting, thumbs up, all the while you cant understand a word hes saying.

then it ends with him standing in a charred field laughing while everyone else burns in a pile under his feet.

that or they all start rocking out air band style

>>33957275

But the Pyro DOES talk in english. It's muffled, but you can still clearly make out things like "Medic" and "Thank you".

>>33957337
Pyro was originally meant to be male, Valve only started playing along with the rumor after they heard about it from their fanbase. Pyro also has a male VA, and sounds like a man in the game. He's already "established" as male.

He'd be androgynous if he had a robotic voice or something, but no.

a team member pulls of the mask, and below it is darth vader unmasked.