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Can someone post piccolo dick?

Awesome!

I love you nigba.

Come join us over at
http://www.livestream.com/dopefish

>>33917020
What's this nerd streaming?

cool story bro

Nigba, stop that.

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I hope you get run over. Fuck I'm sick of this cunt.

sage, reported, hidden.

right way to do nigba threads.

>>33917071
Stop raging

Fucking tripfags.

Post feet nigba

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>>33917122
Calm down.

Not video games, not your personal blog.
>^_^

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Also reporting everyone in this thread.

Nigba can you remember the name given to godlike Starcraft players? I cant remember it.

inb4 CP

>>33917167
Stop raging.
xD
>>33917182
Bonjwa?

>>33917220
>Bonjwa?

Yeh that was it! Thanks!

Since insufferable faggots like Nigba are currently shitting up the board, I think it's the perfect time to educate /v/ on how to deal with these shitstains.

Get Firefox (http://getfirefox.com) and the 4chan Firefox Extension (http://www.4chan.org/tools/). Restart Firefox.

Once installed, find said tripfag's thread. Click the "!" icon to report them (if you feel like it, reporting does nothing), then click the "-" icon. The thread should minimize.

Congratulations! You no longer need to see that shitty thread...but you still know it's there. How do you make it disappear completely?

Now go get the 4chan Thread Filter. First we need the Greasemonkey addon for firefox (https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748). Restart firefox. And now install the script (http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/33916).

Here's how it works. We'll use that faggot Nigba as an example.

Go to the little box in the upper right corner that the addon added and find the 'tripcode' field.

Now type Nigba's tripcode "!qMi5uAgkRU" (without quotes) into the field, then click 'Apply'.

Poof! The thread is completely gone, at least for you. But imagine if everyone on /v/ used this and followed this advice. It would be like Nigba doesn't even exist because no one can see his threads.

This can be used for any other annoying (named) cunts that shit up the board, just put their tripcode or name in and they disappear too. If you want ALL tripfags to disappear for you, simply type 'fag' in the Tripcode field, and anyone with a tripcode will disappear.

Just like your parents said, the best way to get bullies and other undesirables to leave you alone is to ignore them completely. They will get more desperate in their attempts to get attention, but you must not falter, keep ignoring them. They will go away, or go to another board to fag it up.

>>Hey guys Im still pretending to be a girl, also because I say a starcraft phrase it makes it vidya related even though my post belongs in /mu/

>>33917253
>>>Hey guys I use 2 >s to quote people
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in b4 you know what

Cool bands nobody has ever heard of, bro.

>>33917283
Why so mean to us nigba?

I bought an awesome classical music collection for 5€ today.

You seem to hate every single anonymous and every anonymous seems to hate you back. Why do you continue to tell us about your life? What's wrong with myspace, or facebook, or at least other gaming boards that might actually care?

>>33917253
A FAILED Starcraft quote, to boot
>>33917220
>xD
Excuse me from wanting VIDEO GAMES IN THE VIDEO GAMES BOARD, faggot.

>>33917317
I believe you mean
"cool music that is far better than my entry level j-pop, sis"

Since insufferable faggots like Nigba are currently shitting up the board, I think it's the perfect time to educate /v/ on how to deal with these shitstains.

Get Firefox (http://getfirefox.com) and the 4chan Firefox Extension (http://www.4chan.org/tools/). Restart Firefox.

Once installed, find said tripfag's thread. Click the "!" icon to report them (if you feel like it, reporting does nothing), then click the "-" icon. The thread should minimize.

Congratulations! You no longer need to see that shitty thread...but you still know it's there. How do you make it disappear completely?

Now go get the 4chan Thread Filter. First we need the Greasemonkey addon for firefox (https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748). Restart firefox. And now install the script (http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/33916).

Here's how it works. We'll use that faggot Nigba as an example.

Go to the little box in the upper right corner that the addon added and find the 'tripcode' field.

Now type Nigba's tripcode "!qMi5uAgkRU" (without quotes) into the field, then click 'Apply'.

Poof! The thread is completely gone, at least for you. But imagine if everyone on /v/ used this and followed this advice. It would be like Nigba doesn't even exist because no one can see his threads.

This can be used for any other annoying (named) cunts that shit up the board, just put their tripcode or name in and they disappear too. If you want ALL tripfags to disappear for you, simply type 'fag' in the Tripcode field, and anyone with a tripcode will disappear.

Just like your parents said, the best way to get bullies and other undesirables to leave you alone is to ignore them completely. They will get more desperate in their attempts to get attention, but you must not falter, keep ignoring them. They will go away, or go to another board to fag it up

>>33917353
Jesus, calm down.
Shave your neckbeard, go outside, meet some people.

>>33917349
And tripfags, clearly.

>>33917359
butthurt

>>33917324
Does it include the Adagio for Strings?

GIRUGAMESH!

>>33917436
No. But it has Peer Gynt in it, something I'm very happy about.

>You are reporting post 33916975 on /v/.

>>33917036
Metal Gear, you will love it. Come on over.

http://www.livestream.com/dopefish

>>33917283
>Nigba
>female
Reported.

Since insufferable faggots like Nigba are currently shitting up the board, I think it's the perfect time to educate /v/ on how to deal with these shitstains.

Get Firefox (http://getfirefox.com) and the 4chan Firefox Extension (http://www.4chan.org/tools/). Restart Firefox.

Once installed, find said tripfag's thread. Click the "!" icon to report them (if you feel like it, reporting does nothing), then click the "-" icon. The thread should minimize.

Congratulations! You no longer need to see that shitty thread...but you still know it's there. How do you make it disappear completely?

Now go get the 4chan Thread Filter. First we need the Greasemonkey addon for firefox (https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748). Restart firefox. And now install the script (http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/33916).

Here's how it works. We'll use that faggot Nigba as an example.

Go to the little box in the upper right corner that the addon added and find the 'tripcode' field.

Now type Nigba's tripcode "!qMi5uAgkRU" (without quotes) into the field, then click 'Apply'.

Poof! The thread is completely gone, at least for you. But imagine if everyone on /v/ used this and followed this advice. It would be like Nigba doesn't even exist because no one can see his threads.

This can be used for any other annoying (named) cunts that shit up the board, just put their tripcode or name in and they disappear too. If you want ALL tripfags to disappear for you, simply type 'fag' in the Tripcode field, and anyone with a tripcode will disappear.

Just like your parents said, the best way to get bullies and other undesirables to leave you alone is to ignore them completely. They will get more desperate in their attempts to get attention, but you must not falter, keep ignoring them. They will go away, or go to another board to fag it up

>>33917489
Ehh, no thanks
>>33917499
>OMG A GIRL ON /V/ QUICK REPORT IT OHH GOOOOD

asshurt :3

>>33917479
Also works.

I bought all Sophie Moleta albums for $120AUD after reading her sad Bio. It's Mellow, Ambient with female vocals on some tracks.

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I wonder how long it'll take the mods to delete this one

>>33917522
butthurt

>Replies.
>Nigba.
>Not video games.
When will you faggots ever learn.

>>33917555
Female vocals are an instant turnoff.
I only like manly, muscular vocals.

>>33917522
FUck you niggerbah.

>/v/tardo adun executor!

I've always wondered what that meant

I'm listening to Journey.

Top that shit.

You can't.

>>33917568
OH SHI- THEY STARTED WITH THE CP! THANKS NIGBA

sage for America

>>33917618
Nothing special.
Just another fag listening to shit music that everybody's heard of.
Not obscure enough.

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am I cool yet?

>>33917580

Hello.

hi nigba! how are you? =)

I listen to Anal Cunt and Napalm death

I'm better than all of you

nigba is butthurt

>>33917703
Greetings.
>>33917704
I'm good.
I hurt my ankle a little earlier from running up and down the stairs like a little 12 yr old.

nigba is a cunt

nigfuckingbitch

>>33917759
that's too bad! i also find myself running around the house like a 12 year old when nobody's home more often than not.

>>33917424
I'd rather discuss VIDEO GAMES IN THE VIDEO GAMES BOARD.
Why do YOU not shave your neckbeard, stop pretending and go outside to meet some people?

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hehe

>>33917863
Nope, right on time.

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Oh she looks pretty cu-
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Whathewhowhafuck

>>33917658

You want obscure?

I'll give you obscure.

This band is gonna be big one day.

Nigba is my hero! :3

CEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>33917863
It simply never ceases to surprise me.

in after cp

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The cp post made me laugh. ty anon

>>33917967
This one looks partially amused...

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>>33917910
Is that Nigba? She's pretty cute.

>>33917863
Wait what?

This is not video games. This is not video games. Stop posting shitty threads. You are not a girl. If you would discuss video games then people might like you. This is not video games. This is not video games. This is not video games. Stop posting shitty threads. You are not a girl. If you would discuss video games then people might like you. This is not video games. This is not video games. This is not video games. Stop posting shitty threads. You are not a girl. If you would discuss video games then people might like you. This is not video games. This is not video games. This is not video games. Stop posting shitty threads. You are not a girl. If you would discuss video games then people might like you. This is not video games. This is not video games. This is not video games. Stop posting shitty threads. You are not a girl. If you would discuss video games then people might like you. This is not video games. This is not video games. This is not video games. Stop posting shitty threads. You are not a girl. If you would discuss video games then people might like you. This is not video games. This is not video games. This is not video games. Stop posting shitty threads. You are not a girl. If you would discuss video games then people might like you. This is not video games. This is not video games. This is not video games. Stop posting shitty threads. You are not a girl. If you would discuss video games then people might like you. This is not video games. This is not video games. This is not video games. Stop posting shitty threads. You are not a girl. If you would discuss video games then people might like you. This is not video games.

Heehee, nigba's got a facebook

>>33918048
HE DIDN'T HURT YOU YET, DID HE SON

>>33917580
Manly like, the deep male vocals from Future Synthpop genre?

If you have that stuff recommend it please.

itt nibga butt­hu­­rt XD

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Not videogames.

It would make me feel all fuzzy inside if i saw you being thrown into a pit full of spikes and fire.

>>33918029

Nigba is may waifu

>>33918160
I dunno what that is.
To be honest I'm not fond of any sort of vocals.
;-;

nigba why are these people so persistent in posting child porn in an attempt to derail your threads? i mean, what's worse: nigba or child porn? i think child porn's much worse!

Hello Nigba, terribly sorry to trouble you but do you think you might possibly consider and act upon the idea of creating some video game related threads on /v/?

Thank you for taking the time to read my post.

Faggot deleting the CP instead of the thread unrelated to video games?
Time to mail moot.

>>33918201
Get some anger management.
>>33918248
I don't know why CP-kid doesn't just ignore me if he doesn't like me. Posting CP in every single one of my threads posted at any time of the day must be hard.

Нигба, пост бут

Prologue-Before

Rudolph smiled as he soundly defeated his rival's last Pokemon, making him the new Pokemon Champion. He basked in the glory of the moment as his rival stuttered out his losing speech, completely unheard. Rudolph saw with some smug satisfaction Professor Oak, as the man sauntered up and congratulated and berated as the man saw fit, then led him into the back room where his Pokemon team was recorded for all time, marking him the League Champion.

He closed his Game Boy with a snap and sighed. He sighed and stared longingly at the ceiling for a moment, running his fingers through his hair in one slow motion, enjoying the feel of his own fingers on his scalp. It had been at least a solid twenty minutes of gameplay to beat the Elite Four, and he'd restarted once on Lance. A minute or two of rest for his eyes and hands was due, he felt.

With a sigh, he flopped his hand back on his lap an snatched his Game Boy. Without looking at it, his hand flicked the power off, then on again. He raised the thing to eye level even as his head swung back down to level out again. He went through the opening menu, and chose "New Game," saying yes when the game asked if he was ok with erasing his old one.

As he started making his new character, methodically, he finally spoke. "Fuck I wish this game were real."

Having an identity all his own allows the tripfag live out his dream of becoming an internet celebrity. While this may be good for his fragile ego, it is generally considered a faux pas on traditionally anonymous image boards such as those found on 4chan. If you notice someone using a tripcode on such an image board, you are encouraged to give that person the following friendly advice:

"Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!"

Having an identity all his own allows the tripfag live out his dream of becoming an internet celebrity. While this may be good for his fragile ego, it is generally considered a faux pas on traditionally anonymous image boards such as those found on 4chan. If you notice someone using a tripcode on such an image board, you are encouraged to give that person the following friendly advice:

"Hi there!

>>33918289
Because your threads are always troll threads not related to video games?

"YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED" replied a deep, unexpected, and in the circumstances bone-chillingly horrible voice. It sounded like the base in a speaker given varied inflections, enough so to make a voice. It hurt his head to even hear it.

His head whipped around the room, and alighted on the room's other inhabitant. It looked just like one of the shadows on the wall, only with more substance. A shadow that light didn't seem to effect normally. Three sea-green eyes, arranged in a triangle over what he figured was its' face, stared out from the wall. The creature looked as thin as paper, but now it was getting bigger, spreading to the left and right. Then, he realized it wasn't growing steadily bigger, but instead dozens of other shadow things flowed around the room, their flashing triangle pattern of eyes covering the room in what looked now like a band of LED lights.

He got to his feet. The thing had multiplied in a matter of seconds, far quicker than he could have reacted to the thing. His game boy fell from his hands, and one of the shadow creatures that had begun to slide across the room caught it. He watched in horror as it drew the thing into the ground, and it disappeared through the floorboards with the creature carrying it. He barely had time to scream as hands suddenly shot up all around him, and the last thing he saw was black and those triangular eyes, in all shades of green and blue.

>>33918224
>I only like manly, muscular vocals.
>To be honest I'm not fond of any sort of vocals.

Huh?

>>33918211
nigba is a guy. he's admitted it several times.

thats a man baby.
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>>33917763

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1VZw3v83U8

>>33918339
Sooo
Why not just ignore them?
Not hard.

>>33918289

Stop raging.

Chapter 1-Wake Up Time

He woke up slowly, blinking his eyes in the low, soft light of dawn. He groaned and twisted his head right and left, smacking his lips. His tongue felt like a dried out sponge peeling against the roof of his mouth. He buried his face into his pillows, and just left it therefor a moment, enjoying the soft darkness. He took the moment to collect his suddenly confused thoughts. Wasn't he just playing a game? Then...

He suddenly rolled onto his back and shot up into a sitting position, his eyes darting around nervously. The room was completely unfamiliar. A computer sat quietly on a desk against the far wall, and on the ground next to it sat a full pack, with a white hat sitting on top that reminded him of Gilligan's hat from the show. The room was devoid of any figures of any description, however. Slowly he got out of bed and looked around until he found a cup, half filled with water. He drank slowly until it was finished, then noticed his hands for the first time. He froze in sudden realization. He reached up to his head and felt long hair, and his eyes swept the room until he found a mirror.

Green stared back at him. That is to say, the main female character from his LeafGreen game, only in the flesh, stared back at him. Before he made the wish, he remembered calling her... himself Green.

"What in the hell is going on." He said, but with a flat tone to the words that belied any question. He could hear his new voice, much higher pitched and melodic, and it made him shudder a bit. He shut his eyes and groped for the desk chair, grabbing it for support as his breathing quickened.

Go away.

Never come back.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Jesus, am i the only one who cant see what the fuck it is talking about?

>>33918349
I was joking before.
Everyone knows vocals can't be muscular.
Get a clue.

Nigba, I think you're cool, you mix the best of the j-world with real world and I am better for it XD

"WE HAVE SUPPLIED YOU THE CRITERIA OF YOUR WISH" replied that now-familiar tone of voice that made her body break out in goosebumps, and her ears throb painfully, making her whole head ache.

He opened his eyes and saw the thing on the opposite wall, glowing triangle eyes watching him. There was only one now, and it stood perfectly still, like an obelisk against the universe.

"What do you mean? What are you? Why did you just... grant that wish? And like that? Why THAT wish?! What kind of game are you playing at?!" He asked, her voice coming out less forcefully than he'd intended. She settled for scowling at the thing instead.

"A GAME IS THE GAME WE ARE PLAYING AT" It responded after giving him a moment to cool down. "AS FOR WE YOU NEED NOT CONCERN. YOU POSSESS THE WISH WITH CONVENIENCE. WE HAVE MADE ALTERATIONS IN ORDER TO EVEN ODDS. IF YOUR GOAL IS MET YOU MAY DISCUSS TERMS FURTHER." During its' speech, the thing wavered, like a visualizer on a sound program. The eyes never moved however, unmoving even as the form around it blurred and pulsed. Once it stopped, it snapped back into that uniform stillness, like a black wall painting.

НИГБА

ват ис 2 плус 2?

He felt a bit overwhelmed. Alterations? What sort of alterations? What was that even supposed to mean? "You mean I have to become the Pokemon champion if I want to go back to looking like my old self again, right? Now, wait a second! I'm a dude! A guy, a man! You can't do this! I just did this because I used the guy last time! Look, just make me the male character at least, I..."

"THE GAME HAS BEGUN." The thing cut in, and for the first time there was a menacing edge to the tone. It made the pain in his ears peak, making her groan. It seemed to realize that it had hurt her, because it went on in a tone that was now, paradoxically, more gentle on the ears than it had been, though it still stung a bit to listen. "GAMES IN MOTION ARE SARCED. THIS ONE WISHES LUCK TO PIECE." It faded into the wall after its' final word so quickly that he didn't even get another word again.

After staring at the wall for another 10 minutes, watching light go slowly up the wall and willing the thing to come back, nothing happened, and he was forced to accept that it wasn't coming back.

>>33918395
Maybe you should learn to speak English.

>>33918289
ROFL XD so bu­tthu­rt

Slowly, he turned around and spotted an outfit laid out on the desk. Slowly he dressed himself, taking in her new body with distracted glances. He reached for the skirt, and froze. No, she wouldn't let them tell him what to do. He tossed the skirt in the wastebin, and walked to the closet. Inside, after some looking, he found a pair of dark red pants that she pulled on with some satisfaction. At least he wouldn't be forced to discover the world of exposing most of the lower half of your body just yet. There was also a long-sleeved button-down light green shirt that she threw on over the sleeveless undershirt and left unbuttoned. She felt too exposed, and wouldn't wear skirts unless her arm was twisted.

He grabbed the packed sack and looked at the result in the mirror. The result was... well, certainly more tomboyish than the original. He thought that she almost looked like a skateboarder now, especially with the hat. Pleased, he left the room and didn't look back.

Walking past another door, this one shut firm, he went down a flight of stairs and into the first floor of the house, a quaint one-room affair, with living room and kitchen all sprawling together. A few doors either led outside or to a bathroom, he figured. Flopping his bag on the table, he opened it to see its' contents. Inside were two changes of clothes, a bedroll, some canned food, and a pouch which held some official looking pieces of plastic and some cash. In another pouch, there were slots for pokeballs, and other pokemon items. He shut the bag and checked the clock. 7:36 glowed at her from a microwave. She listened hard at the base of the stairs, for telltale signs of someone moving in the house. While he wasn't positive, he would've bet nearly anything that he had a mother upstairs who was going to awaken soon.

Get the fuck out niggerba.

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Hey, faggots posting here. be sure to put sage in the email field ,that way the thread doesn't get bumped. Yay!

>>33918289
Maybe it's not the same guy, Nigba dear. Did you think about that? :3

>>33918453
Bump.

>>33918425
may b u shuld quit raging XD

A note on the refrigerator door caught her eye. In a small but neat handwriting, the note proclaimed "Honey, remember you need to be at Professor Oak's lab at 8:00 sharp. I made you a boxed lunch, it's in the fridge. -Mom." He looked at the note for a while, then opened the fridge and took out the lunch, tearing it open and eating it even as her stomach snarled in hunger. As he ate one of the rice balls packed in the lunch with gusto, he filled a cup with milk, which he used to wash down the meal.

Finally with a full stomach, Green/Rudolph sat down at the table to stop and think about the situation. It was clear that as much as this world seemed real, it was a game to someone else, and he was willing to bet that someone had money on his winning or losing. What did that mean to him then? That it would be pointless to try and complain, for one. If someone had money on him to win, someone else had money on him to lose. Stood to reason. And no man who had money on a bet would stand for someone who bet the opposite to mess with the conditions. That left him with the Elite Four to beat, which didn't frighten him by themselves. What gave him pause was the line the creature had said about alterations. What alterations had been made? Stuff to make the journey harder?

Suddenly he wanted a drink. Something to calm his nerves, which suddenly felt tense as wires. He searched the cabinets around the room, and finally came up with an unopened bottle of wine, and a half-full bottle of some kind of brown cooking alcohol. Slowly he poured himself half a glass, and grimaced as he downed it in one go. She felt it burning a trail to the pit of her stomach, where it settled on top of the food like hot lead. He sighed and placed both bottles in his bag, where he wrapped them in clothes. He'd be damned if he was gonna do this sober.

Finally, as the clock hit 7:45, he decided it was time to leave. Standing up a bit unsteadily, he grabbed the bag and headed for the door.

video games

Chapter 2-Time to Choose

Green walked up to Professor Oak's lab, stopping at a bench in front to plop down for a moment. Her head was spinning a bit, making her feel terrible. Drinking so much alcohol with the body of an 11-year-old was certainly a terrible idea in hindsight. With a sigh, she stood up and started for the doors again.

The doors opened at a touch, letting Green into the large and impressive lab. From every wall, computers and other large devices blinked and glowed. The aides found in the game were nowhere to be seen, and neither was anyone else for that matter. Green's eyes fell on a glass case sitting in the middle of the room, under which three pokeballs shined under a mirror-fine polish.

He licked her lips and walked cautiously up to the case. Three labels gleamed in front of the pokeballs. Bulbasaur, Squirtle, and Charmander were clearly shown in black letters against bronze plates. She felt her hand raising up to lift the case...

"Hey loser, wait until grandpa gets here!" Came a barking voice from the door, making Green jump in surprise. She whirled around to see what was clearly Blue, or more accurately the rival from the games. He was grinning as he looked around the lab, running a hand through his spiked hair. "Where is gramps anyhow?" Blue looked Green up and down, aparrently surprised by the choice of clothes. "Woah, what's with the change of clothes? Trying to man up?" He grinned at his own joke, and walked to stand on the other side of the case.

"I will bring you down for that." Green promised, his/her voice coming out in a whisper.

Why do you imply people are always "raging"?
What do you expect, considering what people want is a nice, decent video game discussion in the place made for that, something you thoroughly (meaning "always") fail to provide?
If this isn't the place for video game dicussions, where, in your opinion, should go the people wanting to discuss video games?

"Sorry to keep you waiting!" bellowed a cheerful and slightly elderly voice from the back doors, which were made of sliding glass. Professor Oak stepped into the lab, a sheepish grin on his face. "I had a problem with an Arcanine. She's going to give birth to pups soon and she doesn't want to eat all the time." He spread out his hands and smiled. "But welcome! I see we're almost ready to begin! To think that a new generation is leaving for their pokemon journey." He smiled wistfully and walked to his computer, where he began typing. "I'll be just a moment while we wait for Red."

"Red?" Green asked in a slight daze. This was completely unexpected news.

"Do we have to wait for that loser too?" Blue snorted, looking at the ceiling.

The doors burst open, and the male main character from the game ran in, eyes bright and keen. "I'm not too late, am I professor?! I woke up late but I ran here nonstop!" He exclaimed, bouncing on the heels. The sheer excitement and mad eagerness made Green want to screw the top of her own head off.

>>33918461
I thought about it for 5~ish seconds when I saw that the name wasn't "Nigba♥ Is My Waifu" or whatever.
But then I thought about better things.

"Just in time!" Oak said with a smile. He got up and walked to the group, handing each in turn a red pokedex. "These are my patented pokedexes! They contin infrmation about all the kinds of pokemo you'll run across, and capturing a pokemon will fill out more information on it in general. It's an invaluable tool for the individual aspiring to be a pokemon master!"

"Great! Thnks Professor Oak! I'm gonna fill it out and be a Pokemon MASTER!" Yelled Red, opening his pokedex and flipping through it with aparrent insane glee.

Blue grabbed his pokedex, and opened it quietly as the thing chirped to life, and began explaining its' functions. Green, wanting to get the formalities over with, spoke up as she tucked the thing into her pocket. "So, I guess all we have left to do is choose, huh?"

The two boys looked immeditetly up. This was obviously the moment they had been waiting for too, and for the moment their pokedexes were stowed away.

Professor Oak smiled at Green. "Of course, I can see you're ready and raring to go! Well, then I shall explain the three choices. First is..."

Green's attention slid away as the Professor droned on about the three starters. She found it hard to concentrate long on anything at the moment, but she suspected that it had to do with the alcohol more than anything. Her tongue felt dry, and she suspected her eyes were red, but at least she was steady on her feet. That's all she would need was to fall over.

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gosu?

The Professor stopped, and Green nearly jumped as Blue spoke up suddenly. "What! That's completely unfair! I'm your grandson!"

Green blinked, and looked around suddenly, realizing she must have missed a key conversation point.

"It's common etiquete, Blue." The Professor said calmly, but with a warning tone in his voice that made Blue scowl and close his mouth.

"What's that?" Green asked, blinking at the Professor.

"Go on, the choice is your first, Green my dear." replied the Professor, smiling kindly again.

Green took a step up to the case, and suddenly felt anxious. This couldn't be a decision made lightly. Instinctively, he leaned to Bulbasaur, but made no move to grab its' pokeball even as the Professor lifted the glass case off. Bulbasaur was grass, and while grass was good against the first few gyms, he felt the type was inferior to water.

That brought him to Squirtle. He actually began to reach for its' pokeball, but hesitated and pulled it back. A thought had just occured to him. He turned to Charmander this time. Charmander had a huge disadvantage against the first two gyms, but after that he was good against pretty much all the rest, except the last. Plus, if you're gonna own a pocket monster, why not make it a flying dragon.

"I'll take Charmander." Green said confidently, and grabbed it. She stepped back, admiring the feel of the ball itself. It was cool, and metallic.

I FOR ONE think nigba is pretty awesome lol. simply bcuz evryone hates her for no reason lol.

keep tripfagging it up nigba <3

<I APPROVE OF YOUR EXISTENCE HERE!

>>33916975
I LIKE VIDEO GAMES, WHAT ABOUT YOU?

"Me next!" Red cried as he bounded forward. Blue started to cry out in protest, but Red snatched up Bulbasaur before he could say anything coherent, leaving Blue to grab Squirtle as he scowled.

"Excellent!" said Professor Oak as he replaced the glass case. "Then if the three of you are ready to begin, I suppose I shouldn't keep you around here any longer. You're entering a fascinating world of adventure, kids." He turned to smile at them, and Green, who remembered playing the games and never being moved by anything at all, felt a real pang of wistfulness in the man's expression. He could imagine Oak thinking of his own days of Pokemon adventuring.

There was a noise like a snap followed by a rushing noise. Red had let out his Bulbasaur. "Hey Bulbasaur! I'm Red! We're gonna be best buddies!"

Blue looked to Green, and grinned. "Listen. You may have suddenly toughened up or something, but I know you're still a wimp beneath those new clothes. I'll battle you later. I'm gonna save our battle for next time." And with that, Blue turned and pointed at Red. "Hey! I challenge you to a battle! It's what we've been talking about since we were kids, right?"

Red was scratching his Bulbasaur behind the ears, smiling, but looked up quick enough when a battle was mentioned. "Sure! Let's do this, Bulbasaur!" The two marched out the front door, leaving the lab in a blur of determination. Bulbasaur had to run to keep up.

Professor Oak laughed and looked to Green. "Well, I see you've gone for a change of clothes. You've been awfully quiet today, Green. You feeling alright?"

Green hadn't stopped glaring at Blue since his words. Only now did she look away, and towards Oak. The alcohol was still working on her body and mind, and she decided that eating and drinking before coming here wasn't a great idea. She didn't feel like vommiting, but she did feel like sitting down for a few minutes. "Fine, Professor. I'm gonna head out too. Good seeing you!"

"Oh, hold on. I meant to ask my grandson do something. Would you do me a favor, Green?" Oak said suddenly, thumping his forehead with his hand. "It's to the gym leader in Viridian City. Just a parcel from the Pokemon League that was accidently sent here." He went up to his office with a distracted look on his face. "I've been so busy lately, my word."

Green nodded slowly and smiled distractedly as she thought to herself, dammit there's got to be a way can turn this down without being a dick. I've gotta beat the Elite Four if I wanna, not to put too fine a point on it, get my dick back after all.

She took the pokedex out of her pocket and flipped it open with a distracted flick. It powered on without prompting, and went immedietly to the entry for charmander. How the hell it knew she had grabbed its' pokeball, she'd never know. With a flick of the hand, sheerly out of boredom, she went to the last entry which she expected to be a blank 150. Instead, she was surprised to see a blank 493. That brought a whole new slew of problems to mind at once, and she was suddenly glad to see Professor Oak again.

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>>33918425

Oh wow, we came into contact.

Well, i guess that means that i should get back to whatever i was doing.

Goodbye~ <_>

Oh hey nigba, how's that FBI search thing going on, now that there's proof of you supporting CP and all brah?

"Here we are! I believe it's probably something about the gym being closed for some time. People have been complaining after all." Oak said as he handed a thread-bound parcel to Green, who took it while putting the pokedex away with the other hand.

"Um, Professor? There's only 150 pokemon around here, right?" Green asked bluntly, needing a straight answer on this.

Professor Oak smiled in a confused way. "Of course not. Not all 493 Pokemon are around here in Kanto. Not at all. But there are far more than 150 in this region. Especially with the recent trainers from Hoenn, Johto, Sinnoh, and the Sevii Islands coming in now that the Elite Four have reopened their doors."

Green nodded slowly as her brain moved quickly. Rudolph thought, alright, it's obvious that someone wanted me to hear that exposition. So, those shadow fucks want the ability to sucker punch me with any random damn pokemon in the entire series. Fine. I don't know everything about them all, but I know enough to make a good run for it. What she said was, "Oh. I'll drop it off for you. Thank you Professor."

"Well, here's a few pokeballs for helping me out. I'm much obliged!" Oak said with a smile as he held out two handfuls of the things, which he dropped into Green's open pouch.

"Sure. Well, take care Professor. I guess I'll see you after Blaine's gym." Green said with some weariness to her voice, then trudged out.

Oak furrowed his brow. "Well, she's certainly different."

>>33918582
Nope, not really.
I play StarCraft a little bit. Maybe an hour a day max.
I play games with my boyfriend when he asks me to.
I sometimes play Peggle, even.
But other than that I really don't have any desire to play video games.

>>33918522
Stop worring your little fluffy head Nigba dear or you're going to hurt it! Here, have some more cp. :3

Sup Nigba, wow you have a weird taste in music, what do you recommend to someone who's new to Drone?

>>33918401
>I was joking before.
Hey now, it's not a joke if nobody laughs.

not your blog fag

>>33918649
Stars of the Lid. The newer the album, the easier it is to get into it.
Troum's Tjukurppa Pt One is kinda the same.

Nigba are you a girl or not? Post nudes plox

Can we make this into a "post pictures of ourselves" thread?

Love that shit homes..

>>33918732
he's had a guy, as he has admitted several times while under the influence of alcohol.

You look like you could use some sleep Nigba. Too much SC that late at night would make me sloppy and frustrated. In any case, are we ever going to have some 1s any time soon?

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>>33918816
I've never even been drunk.
Ever.
Stop raging.
>>33918825
Lowlee?

このスレはMicrosoft Age of Empires II: The Age of KingsとそのエキスパンションThe Conquerors Expansion
を扱うスレです
世界的に長く愛されているリアルタイムシミュレーションゲームです
まずは体験版で遊んでみてはどうでしょう？(AOK体験版が日本語版です)
製品版はamazonなどの通販で現在も入手可能ですMicrosoft Age of Empires 2 Gold Editionで検索してみてください
AoKと同じエンジンを使われているStar Wars Galactic Battlegroundsの会話もOKなようです
画像up、会話、ネタなどを扱うスレですので、ネット対戦はテンプレ内にあ
るネトゲ板やその他リンクへどうぞ
最新の1.0cパッチはMicrosoft公式にあります、リンクを踏むのが怖い場合はゲ
ーム名で検索すればすぐに見つかると思
います
流通在庫以外のGoldEditionは1.0cが最初から入っているようです
1.0bに関する話題は禁止です。NOCDや他サイトへのリンク、割れなど荒れる原
因になるからです。
1.0bが必要な方は1.0bが必要な場所で聞いてください。1.0cで1.0bのリプレイフ
ァイルも見れます。

why is it that sil'fer can be ip range banned, and nigba and lanced jack can't?

>>33918865
rofl i guess you don't remember huh? can't handle ur alcohol much, i see. :) quit raging nibga ;)

実物大「鉄人28号」制作中

実物大ガンダムに対抗!?　NPO法人「KOBE鉄人PROJECT」が、
全高18メートルの「鉄人28号」実物大モニュメントを今秋、
JR新長田駅前の若松公園に設置する。パーツは、大阪府岸和田市内の工場で
制作中だ。
公式サイトでは製作過程も公開している　
公式サイトでは、完成予想図や製作過程を公開している。工場で骨格から製
作し、
握りこぶしや腕、背中のロケットなど各パーツは6月末までにほぼ完成。
チェックのための組み立て作業もすでに行われたという。鉄人28号作者で神
戸出身の
漫画家・横山光輝さんの記念館設立を目標とした「KOBE鉄人PROJECT」の一環。

KOBE鉄人PROJECTは、阪神大震災からの復興と長田地区の活性化を目指した取り
組みで、
これまで、横山さんの作品をテーマにした特別展やイベント、オリジナルグ
ッズの
製作などを行ってきた。

>>33918923
Because we live in populated areas.

>>33918865
Yep. Can't get into IRC for reasons I can't explain. Just been chilling around while cursing at the crappy internet.

Split up the board: Following 2chan's lead with Nijiura, /b/ would be seperated in to several boards. 2chan presently has six Nijiura boards. Providing two versions of /b/—one with named posting enabled, and one with forced anonymity, is also an idea. One major concern with this proposal is that it would further spread out our already overtaxed moderation staff. Obviously, we can add more moderators, but that's always proved far easier said than done.

Split up the board: Following 2chan's lead with Nijiura, /b/ would be seperated in to several boards. 2chan presently has six Nijiura boards. Providing two versions of /b/—one with named posting enabled, and one with forced anonymity, is also an idea. One major concern with this proposal is that it would further spread out our already overtaxed moderation staff. Obviously, we can add more moderators, but that's always proved far easier said than done.

Split up the board: Following 2chan's lead with Nijiura, /b/ would be seperated in to several boards. 2chan presently has six Nijiura boards. Providing two versions of /b/—one with named posting enabled, and one with forced anonymity, is also an idea. One major concern with this proposal is that it would further spread out our already overtaxed moderation staff. Obviously, we can add more moderators, but that's always proved far easier said than done.

I hope they do that with /v/
That way, we would all win.

塗り絵しようぜ!!
毎週土曜開催
線画を持ち寄って好きな絵を自由に
塗ったり喋ったり統合前のＰＳＤファイルを貼ったりするスレです
色塗りの相談やアドバイスなども聞けるかも？
テクニックなども教えてくれる人歓迎
好きに塗って好きに楽しみましょう
※只今自作線画大募集中線画提供してくれる絵師さん大歓迎

>>33918717
Stars of the lid? I'll look into it.

>>33918949
I'm so rusty.
I played one game today and lost it vs a former C Terran player. Not that it's a bad thing. But I played like crap.

Most all posters here are tripfags. Coincidence? I don't think so, and neither should you. Tripfags are homos.

>>33917513
I FUCKING LOVE YOU!
<3

>>33918643
#4 has got one hell of a seducing look.

スレのルール
・100レスまではsage進行
・依頼の際は具体的に何をどうして欲しいかはっきり説明
　職人におまかせみたいな依頼はだめ
・依頼をスルーされても泣かない
・督促厳禁
・職人の少ない時はなるべく依頼を控えるように
・再依頼OK、一度作ってもらったものでもOK
・同時に複数の依頼、よそとのマルチは厳禁
・依頼あき、職人あき共に落ちる際はスレで報告
・赤字が出たら依頼は控えよう
・奇乳化、魔乳化もOK
・貧乳化はNG

>>33919015
At least you can compete with Cs. I feel so far behind since I can barely contend with D+/C-. Oh wells I'm getting old. There's no hope for me.

>>33919015
Girls shouldn't play competitive games.

They're to innocent

INTERMISSION

I'm not even sure this is cp. Probably more jb :3

Do you want serious brain damage? If not, stop hanging here like a chanturd and instead bookmark the best site on the Web:

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> sog dglknh gnslfjfhn mfs mf jghycgdfgbgfflhpos jggjnhfvs

ちなみに担当はチューバです。
最も、役立ったのは楽器が重くて
腕に筋肉が付いたこと位ですが。
しかも私が通っていた学校ではゆる～くやってたので
(それこそ放送が終了した｢けいおん！｣位？)
朝練も完全自主制で、早起きにもなりませんでした。
まあそれでこの放送に出会えたと思えば結果オーライです。

譜面はコード進行の確認にでも使って頂ければ幸いです。
家にある譜面をスキャンしてアップしてるだけですので・・・。

しかし、カントリーマウムで脂肪フラグとはｗ

>>33919082
I can't compete with Cs at all.
Sometimes I can take a game or 2 off of C- zergs, but C is way too much for me to handle.
;-;

www.thesirenssound.com

The only blog for (good) music you'll ever need

>>33919158
Post-rock isn't good.

nigba i was hoping you'd post,
Yesterday you posted a link with George&Caplin album
i fucking loved it :]
what els in that type of music would you suggest

sage

>>33919158
They got Sisters of Mercy?

>>33919230
I have no idea.
I don't really like any music that's anything like G&C, aside from them.
I find most of my music anymore by checking through blrrecords's music samples.

http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=10206-year-old-girl-autopsy-footage

http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=10206-year-old-girl-autopsy-footage

http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=10206-year-old-girl-autopsy-footage

http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=10206-year-old-girl-autopsy-footage

Dante's Inferno (EA) and Electronic Arts in general
Anti-Christian impersonator
7.3.2009: I hesitated to mention this here when it was in the news a month ago, since it would only bring more attention to people who do not deserve it, but I keep getting emails asking me to review a Secular game called "Dante's Inferno" so I thought I should address it. The game itself looks forgettable, with lots of violence and killing and the usual stuff you find in Secular games. It also has nothing to do with Dante's classic poetic work, they're just stealing his name to make their game seem more high-brow or something. If I were to bother with a mini review based on the media reports of the game itself, I'm guessing I would probably give it ZERO CROSSES. But the real notable thing about it is the way that the game's makers, Electronic Arts (EA), have been promoting it with a viral marketing campaign centered around mocking Christians. At E3, a trade show for the Secular gaming industry, EA's Atheistic marketing department held a fake protest against the game with people holding picket signs saying stuff like "Hell Is Not A Game" and "EA = Electronic Anti-Christ". Of course, the Secular media (both gaming and mainstream) ate up this anti-Christian deception and ran numerous stories gloating at how silly Christians are for protesting the game. (Protip for the media: I've been to real Christ-centered protests and we had much more clever signs.) EA also made a fake website for the supposed "Christian" group that is against their game. I mean, really, what sort of jerks would do such a thing? (This isn't even the first time EA's done this... see the review of Spore below.) Impersonating Christians and making fake Christian websites to make us look like fools is not only despicable, but a further sign that we are in the End Times (see Mark 13:13). I would suggest a boycott of EA's games, but they don't make any I would give more than ZERO CROSSES.

Reported.

>>33919275
Oh,alright.
Well thanks for that link yesterday.
I must have listened to the album like 7x,been a while since i heard something new[to me anyways]

I always wondered why Nigba threads attract so much CP.

Doom 1, 2, & 3 (I.D. Software, PC)
Doom 1
12.12.2008: Much has been written about Doom, especially its role in causing the Columbine High School massacre. It is a violent game filled with dark, Satanic imagery that desensitizes young players to murder and the Devil. Everyone knows this so I won't go over all that again. Instead, I would like to point out the real tragedy with Doom was what could have been. In the Doom series, you play a U.S. Marine who fights the forces of Satan. While you use violence, it is only against demons. On its own this would be a positive thing as it reinforces the role of our Christian military in spreading the Light of God throughout the world and opposing the Satanic forces that would do us harm. Unfortunately, the game's maker, John Carmack, is an Atheist. This means that he had no clue what he was doing when he used this idea as the central narrative of his game. Instead of highlighting the positive aspects of Spiritual Warfare and uplifting people to become Warriors for Christ, his Atheistic ignorance of the Bible let him become a conduit for Satan to sensationalize the demonic enemies, actually making them seductive to youth! I know this because, before I was saved, I played Doom. I was entranced by the Satanic imagery and violence. I thank the Lord that OBJECTIVE: Ministries' Jim Carlson came along and led me to Jesus and got me in touch with Pastor Skeet before I did anything really bad. I don't know if I would have killed anyone, but you can never be certain when dealing with Satan's works. Because of its complete and devastating failure to deliver on the promise of uplifting Spiritual Warfare training, to the point of actually recruiting some players into Satan's army, the Doom series gets ZERO CROSSES. For those who want a real Spiritual Warfare game made by knowledgeable Christians, I would suggest Catechumen, reviewed above.

>>33919337
^_^
Glad someone enjoyed it.
I think.

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Maize (Zea mays L. ssp. mays, pronounced /ˈmeɪz/; also known in some countries as corn), is a cereal grain domesticated in Mesoamerica and subsequently spread throughout the American continents. After European contact with the Americas in the late 15th and early 16th centuries, maize spread to the rest of the world.

Maize is the most widely grown crop in the Americas (332 million metric tons annually in the United States alone). Hybrid maize, due to its high grain yield as a result of heterosis ("hybrid vigor"), is preferred by farmers over conventional varieties. While some maize varieties grow up to 7 metres (23 ft) tall,[1] most commercially grown maize has been bred for a standardized height of 2.5 metres (8 ft). Sweet corn is usually shorter than field-corn varieties.

Tetris (Soviet Academy of Sciences, available everywhere)Tetris12.10.2008: Tetris is an action puzzle game where the player rotates falling block shapes to make them fit together in a pile. When a row is filled, it disappears, keeping the height of the pile of blocks from increasing. As the game progresses, it continually speeds up until the player starts making mistakes that allow the blocks to reach the top of the game area, ending the game. Tetris is unwinable, you can only put off your inevitable defeat. This fatalistic aspect of the game should come as no surprise since it was originally created in 1985 in the Soviet Union, where the Atheist government taught everyone that there is nothing but a bleak, pointless existence followed by death with no chance for Salvation. It is claimed that the word "tetris" comes from the game pieces all being made of four blocks. In reality, the game was named in mockery of the Trinity by adding a forth hypostasis, the Communist State, to the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost. Because it is simple to program, versions of Tetris can be found on every game, computer, and operating system. There have even been implementations of Tetris done using computer controlled lights in office buildings, turning the lighted windows into the falling blocks. The ubiquity of Tetris is also because it is highly addictive. Its repetitive gameplay and use of a repetitive Russian folk tune causes players to slip into a hypnagogic state, making them receptive to the Communistic themes inherent in the game imagery (everyone is an unindividualistic block that must be made to fit together in Soviet conformity, and sometimes whole lines of people are made to disappear without any explanation).

This is intentional, since, like all work done by the Soviet Academy of Science where Tetris was developed, it was part of secret military research, in this case having to do with mind control. (The US military also researched mind control video games in the 1980s, including one called "Polybius", but we never used them during the Cold War, unlike the Soviets who unleashed Tetris into the general public where it's still affecting people to this day.) Because of its fatalistic worldview and the danger it poses to people's God-given Free Will, all implementations of Tetris get ZERO CROSSES.

>>33919352
I did enjoy it.

Oh,I secretly enjoy your post,but dont tell anyone ;O

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George&Caplin is post-rock?

Left 4 Dead, Dead Rising, Resident Evil, and other "zombie" games (various)
Left 4 Dead
12.8.2008: (Note: I have not played the games mentioned here since they are all rated "M" and aren't allowed on the Fellowship U campus, so I am basing this mini-review on Secular media reports.) There's a new game popular with Secular gamers called Left 4 Dead. It's a four-person co-op game where players try to escape from a city overrun with zombies. This is only the most recent in a long line of Secular games that feature zombies as enemies. Others include Dead Rising, where players battle zombies in a shopping mall, and the Resident Evil series. Originally zombies were Haitians who were made into mindless slaves (using drugs and demonic powers) that did the bidding of Pagan voodoo priests. Then in 1968 a movie called Night of the Living Dead redefined zombies as reanimated corpses rising out of graveyards, driven to eat the brains of the living. What few realize is that this modern concept of zombies was created by anti-Christians as propaganda against the real biblical phenomenon of bodily resurrection of the dead. Jesus has promised us that when He returns, He will raise all our dead bodies and make them better than new so that we can live forever bodily in His Kingdom on New Earth. The so-called "zombie apocalypse" common in Secular fiction, where mortal humans must fight off zombie hoards,

>>33919455
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Not at all.

is really an attempt to scare the unsaved into rejecting their resurrected family and friends after His return (nearly every zombie story pointedly includes a scene where a character is forced to destroy the animated body of a loved one). Zombie games such as the ones above are designed not only to reinforce this propaganda, but to train the unsaved to mindlessly do the bidding of Satan (much like the original zombies). Because of their goal of scaring the unsaved into rejecting the last chance at redemption, and for promoting the destruction of God's newly resurrected bodies, forcing Him to keep respawning them, all Secular zombie games get ZERO CROSSES.

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Fable II (Microsoft, Xbox 360)
Fable II
11.11.2008: (Note: I have not played this game since it is rated "M" and isn't allowed on the Fellowship U campus, so I am basing this mini-review on Secular media reports.) Even though Proposition 8 passed in California, saving millions of traditional Christian marriages in that state from being nullified by so-called "gay marriage", militant homosexuals are still trying to press their agenda to destroy traditional marriage and families so they can live in sin supported by our tax dollars. Their newest tactic is to desensitize young people to so-called "gay marriage", and the "gay lifestyle" in general, by depicting it as normal in Secular entertainment, thereby raising up a generation that will not know right from wrong. (Pastor Skeet told me that homosexual operatives control the entertainment industry through the so-called "art departments" and the powerful Crafts Services Union, which uses techniques developed by Soviet scientist Ivan Pavlov to secretly condition Hollywood workers into reflexive negative responses to Christian morality, thereby reinforcing so-called "Hollywood values"). Now that the influence of video games has surpassed that of movies in the entertainment landscape, it is no surprise that militant homosexuals are using them to promote so-called "gay marriage". In the Secular role-playing game Fable II, your male character is actually encouraged to "marry" other men. In fact, the game does nothing to stop you from "marrying" multiple men! This subversive anti-family propaganda combined with other immoral behavior -- including perversions such as prostitution, group sex, and divorce, as well as the ability to measure your character's progress as he becomes evil and corrupt through the growth of devil horns! -- forces me to give the game ZERO CROSSES.

Spore (Electronic Arts, PC & Mac)
Spore
9.10.2008: People have been emailing me about this game, but I have not looked into it enough yet to give it a proper review like the ones below. It's apparently designed to teach children (it's rated "E") to believe in Darwinism by having them "evolve" a spore into a race of UFO pilots who take over the galaxy (this is totally unrealistic, so it's an accurate simulation of Darwinism). Some Christians (and oddly militant Atheists) are claiming that it actually promotes Intelligent Design because it lets you design what your organism will look like (if this is the case, then it is promoting the blasphemy of Raëlism, not Biblical ID), but apparently that design part was just slapped on top of the evolutionism teachings and most players are only using it to design obscenities (I won't go into details, but suffice to say the word "sporn" has been coined). I will make a more thorough report later, but for now serious researchers can read more details on the Anti Spore blog. (Be warned that they show screenshots that are not wholesome... I had to use Pastor Skeet's unfiltered research computer just to access them. Don't worry though, if you're using Covenant Eyes you'll be safe.)

Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots (Komani, PS3)
Snake
Apple
6.12.2008: (Note: I have not played this game since it is rated "M" and isn't allowed on the Fellowship U campus, so I am basing this mini-review on Secular media reports.) In Metal Gear Solid 4, you play the role of Snake, a soldier who uses stealth to sneak around a battlefield on a mission to steal guns from the Patriots (and to choke people from behind). As his name implies, Snake is actually a symbolic agent of Satan, sent into the world to finish what he started in the Garden. Evidence of this symbolism can be seen by Snake's use of an Apple iPod throughout the game (Apple is a notorious promoter of Darwinism and counter-culture). Also, Meryl, who guides Snake via a disembodied voice, uses an Apple Macintosh computer (I think Meryl is supposed to represent Satan himself, but all the symbolism is very confusing since it was written by a Japanese guy). This game promotes drug use (Snake is addicted to cigarettes and the HDD installation process features an 8-minute video of Snake teaching players how to smoke), eugenics through human cloning (Snake was the product of a project to clone "super soldiers"), disrespect of Authority (Snake's main enemy in the game are the Patriots, who represent the Christian founders of our nation), and Materialistic Determinacy with an absence of Free Will (every game in the MGS series is a remake of the first, only with a different Snake clone, the theory being that by putting the clones through the same missions, they will develop into the same person).

>>33919473

it is.
just with the worst shoegaze type vocals i've ever heard.

>>33919541
I don't think you know what post-rock is.

MGS4 was designed to train those who will be left behind after the Rapture to serve in the Antichrist's military forces. As such, it has no value for the Christian gamer, who is among the Elect and won't have to deal with that, but it may help the unsaved to know the tactics they will be up against in a post-Rapture world should they choose to join the fight against the Antichrist and secure themselves a place among the Sheep when Christ returns. Therefore, I am giving it ONE CROSS for this slight benefit. †