Have sex with someone, god damn

Vidya where?

Street Fighter

stop spamming http://www.AnomTalk.com/ (Anom = Anon) og nljynbjhhgnnjmc

I'm overweight and lost my virginity at 14.

There, I took your mind off your brother.

Murder him and take his place

Sucks to be you I guess. At least I've had sex. The only good part about sex (at least for me) is just knowing that someone is willing to have sex with you.

Are there any good free games out there? Anything that /v/ plays?

>>33846896
It's not that easy, girls don't look once at me. They even move away if I happen to be close to them.

Well the natural thing would be having sex with his girlfriend

>>33846896
The obvious answer.

>>33846896

>>33846955
That's how it works, right?

you arent supposed to compete with your brother

Women are fucking garbage.

Ill have fun with my real wife.

>>33847020
or play this, GAHAHAHAHA

turn the computer off, have a shower and a shave, get in shape, buy some nice clothes. Meet people and talk to them.

If that is what troubles you, then you really are a fucking failure.

Grow up. Also not vidya.

uhm, 23, go to bar find drunk fat chick, have fun

I feel your pain man. My brother got laid when he was fifteen and I was the nineteen year old virgin stuck with a prude of a girlfriend.

On the bright side, my brother's a faggot, literally, and possibly has AIDS.

>>33847064
I have scars on my face from a childhood injury. I don't think a shower and shave will help me there. I'm already in shape though. I think I'll just blow my head off with my dad's gun. Hopefully I'll look better in my next life.

>>33847020

KENSHIIIIIIIIIIIN

serious questions, got job, license, car, live with parents?

>>33847253
As a fellow facial scar bro I can tell you chicks dig scars. Cut scars not burn scars. GOOD LUCK STARFOX.

>>33847287

I got no job (university student though), a license, a car and my own apartment and I still don't get laid.

>>33847287
No job, in college, have a car / license, live with parents.

>>33847020

Your wife is a fucking whore

>>33847313
He probably has burn scars.

>>33847265

SAUCE NOW

>>33847020
>>33847265
kenshin is smalltime

>>33847413
Sengoku Rance

I'm 25 and I got beaten in a wrestling match with a 13 year old boy. But I'm not a virgin, at least.

>>33847402
No, the accident involved me slipping, my face, and a full sized mirror.

>>33847357
ok, first and foremost get a job, even if its flipping burgers for minimum wage. second what type of car, I'm gonna gues a 90's lumina but that's just a shot in the dark

>>33847378

:( How could you

You're 23, put on a nice shirt and go to a local bar. You can fuck fat chicks or other people's lonely mothers. Discover alcohol and get laid with 0 effort.

>>33846957
Good one.
You're not the only one OP, 19 now but I have a feeling that I'll die as a virgin. But I don't give a shit, at this moment lol.

>>33847513
2000 Ford Focus ZX3

>>33847253
Seriously man, I don't know you at all. Just don't do it, time will come for you, you'll find someone. Besides, sex isn't everything.

>>33847253
go ahead and kill yourself. that'll be one less faggot to deal with in the world. sage for not video games.

The fact that you don't realise how easy a lot of girls are makes me believe that you don't even try.

>>33847614

Well it's true. I'm afraid of failure and refusal.

I'm 21 bro, no I haven't had sex yet, but fuck that shit, just work towards improving your current situation and forget about sticking your penis in a vagina.

>>33847253
can we get a picture of these scars? i bet you look pretty awesome, are you rocking an eye patch too?

lol

>>33847553
Got more of those?

OP here. A lot of people seem to be answering in my place. I guess there's more than a few lonely virgins seeking help.

Stop spamming: http://www.AnónTálk.com/
>hihh ddssfk gpf gmgfo mch hm

18 year old virgin, I don't understand how I'm supposed to talk to people I've never met before, and pretend I'm not just interested in sex.

>>33847730
well, you could always try to fuck a drunk girl. but it can be pretty dangerous because if she sues you afterwards youre fucked

>>33846888
Who gives a shit? Why are you putting yourself down over this?

>>33847721
I know what you mean, but I don't give a shit about sex. One thing I don't understand is why I never had a girl.
Probably because I look ANGRY all the time, but I always got my normal face on :(, its my viiibe

i should become gay

>>33847783
"18". Not allowed in bars, and I'm not cool enough to get invited to house parties.

im 23 this year and still a fucking virgin, despite having 2 girlfriends already and this girl from work likes me. i always back out the moment she tells me to stick it in, and i dont know why. I just want to get this done with but im a picky fucker, i want that hot blonde and with pink nipples and ass... fuck

23, havent been a virgin for 8 years. Sucks to be you lol

Haha you boys are so silly, the reason you are still a virgin is because we women look for real men. It goes back to the neanderthal ages, when women would look for the strongest men and men would fight over the women. The weaker men, aka you, would go off and die therefore only the stronger genes would be carried on.

Do you really think any women would have to have a baby carrying your DNA? Think really hard about it.

Someone on /jp/ once posted something like this, "If you have the same 2d standards as 3d, you will never have sex. This is why keeping your virginity is something to be proud of, you never lower your standards."

>>33847814
that shower curtain is from wal-mart

>>33847809
oh wow, 18 and not allowed in bars ? America sure sucks

>>33847868
switch 2d and 3d around =p

>>33847877

>>33847877
lol wut?

>>33847877
>virgin
>son

>reactionface.jpg.gif.exe

>>33847904
Canada, actually, but America is worse about that.

Here, I'll make you feel better.

I'm 26. I have money. I drive a BMW. I'm in good shape and I'm a good looking man.

And guess what? I've never even kissed a girl, let alone had sex with one.

If I can't have the best looking girl, why should I have anybody.
And also I don't want used girls.
And I see everybody as an idiot.

>>33847849
actually women are mostly needy, insecure and terrified of dying alone, they'll fuck any old loser

>>33847939

Something doesn't add up here.

>>33847608
Why don't you fucking kill yourself. We don't need people like you on this planet.

>>33847941
>USED. EPIC.

>>33847849
2/10

>>33847939
gay? or just disinterested?

>>33847961

And no I'm not gay.

>>33846888

It's not a contest, bro. My sister started having sex at 15. I'm 20 and still haven't gotten laid.

If it happens, cool. If it doesn't, big deal. Go on with life and be happy!

Sex is overrated.
It's good, but it's overrated.
Married, BTW.

>>33847939
Here, I'll make you feel better.

I'm 29. I have no money. I can't drive. I'm fat and ugly and dress like I did when I was in high school.

And guess what? I've only kissed a girl, but never had sex with one.

Plus I'm living in a dorm at a university, surrounded by people fucking all day long.

I find people who care about sex cute.

It's so overrated and overhyped, nothing more is "hip" than sex, it's even "hipper" than drinking and smoking and going to clubs and shit.

Ah, the silliness of the average human being.

Dude kill yourself, you didn't put your penis into a vagina. Everyone knows it's way cool to put your penis into a vagina, it's so fresh!

>>33847956

Keep telling yourself that.

>>33847975

>ITS NOT TRUE, ITS NOT TRUE. IT MUST BE A TROLL, I WONT BELIEVE IT

Pathetic. Just like the rest of your kind on this site. Silly boys.

>>33847941
the fuck? that's like saying
"If i can't have the best car, why should i have a car at all?"

Education and Monies is more important.

But let's be realistic, there's a reason we're all virgins. In my case I'm pretty fucking ugly so there's not much I can do about that. Compounded on top of that I'm as lazy as shit as far as girls go. I mean, I can work hard on essays, exams etc, but I just go into defeatist mode around girls.

>>33847814
this is me

>>33847985

Not gay, wouldn't exactly say disinterested. But not actively trying to get laid. I've had several female friends and coworkers come onto me, some very strongly, but I would always do something dumb like not respond with interest and they'd eventually get bored and stop trying.

One even told me I was an asshole because I didn't show any interest. Even though I so woulda hit that...damn.

I'm 22 and I first started having sex at 14

Maybe the OP should get a time machine lols

>>33848064

If I saw you in school I would bully you. You look so.. weak and pathetic and you kinda piss me off with your sole existence.

>>33848123
>in school

Reported you underage b& faggot.

>>33848064
you look fucking gay.

that's why you don't get any girls, they all think you're gay

>>33847939

I don't see whats wrong with this; seems to me like you have your priorities straight.

>>33848123
sorry i am impervious to bullies
>>33848154
that is true

ITT roneryfags

>>33848064

sup, fes?

>>33848103
So what do you do for a living? I'm curious now.

21yo and counting

>>33848041
wait, ha, are you meant to be posting as a girl? 3/10 bro

>>33848149

Silly trippy, I am 20 and visit uni, which is a school. Another tripcode to add to my filter list, thanks for showing your idiocy.

Have sex with your brother, it's like you're having sex with everyone he has had sex with.

>>33846888
>17 years old already having sex
>already having sex
>already

Thats not early... 23 year old virgin is fucking old tho.

Sometimes my gf and I will have sex for 8-9 hours at a time, or until her pussy gets rubbed raw, it's fucking awesome OP.

>>33848064
What THE FUCK.

I swear to god there are ten fucking people who look just like you on campus who get poon like fucking crazy. You have that "I might be a gay asian" thing or whatever race you are that women go FUCKING NUTS for.

Assuming you dress well, have good hygiene, and don't act weird, I can't see why you aren't fighting the women off you.

Fuck I'm really mad now. I hope you aren't trolling because U GOT THE LOOK and you should be just covered in whores as we speak. Fuck fuck fuck.

I work as a janitor and it's basically the most social job one can have that doesn't really require any insanely high degrees or education while still netting a pretty decent base wage.

Apartment is usually a thing you get as a job benefit, then just pick an area with lots of gals who are averagely around your age.

Guaranteed success.

>>33848185

Wow thank you, someone that sees things the way I do.

But to hear the select few of my friends that know this about me say it, I am a failure because I haven't got my dick wet.

>>33847064

Ignore retards like this. Telling you to fit in with the masses to become just another speck of infinite stupidity.

Sex is not some stupid competition to be rushed, anyone who see's it as such is instantly the kind of person you wouldn't want to be with. Sex outside of an intimite relationship with someone you really like is pretty yawn.

>>33848253

That's so rad dude, I wish I was you. You are the man, epic win. Good job, radical, thank you.

>>33848064
Fucking hell. Girl here. Maybe chicks just think you're out of their league or something? Try showing some interest in them, flirting and talking to them. I'd definitely do OP too.
18, virgin also.

>>33848288
what?

>shower and a shave, get in shape, buy some nice clothes. Meet people and talk to them

that's not advice to fit in with the masses, it's just basic self respect

>>33848255
i am covered in whores, but i am really just frightened at the prospect of being in a relationship because i really enjoy doing whatever the fuck i want. i dress good, i go to gym (i weigh 66kg and i can squat one rep max of 105kg) i have a job, etc etc..

unfortunately i never meet a girl that share the same interests that i have etc etc..

>>33846888

Im 21 and my 12 year old nephew is already having sex.

Why do you guys care so much about being virgins? I thought believing "getting mad pussy" was the end all and be all of human existence was for idiot shallow jocks, not nerds who play the vidja all day and post on the internet.

>>33848222

I was in the military for six years, saw the world and managed to save up a huge chunk of cash from my deployments. I got out earlier this year, but I am going back in come October. Right now I'm just chillaxin.

>>33848329
>dress good
>bench press

now you're just trolling

>>33848329

I really wanna fucking punch you. I bet you got beaten a lot?

>>33847939
and how many men you kissed?

>>33848348
Sounds cool. Did you ever let on to your bros in the military that you were a virgin?

>>33848053
Well I don't have a car, I don't want one. Even if I got the best one I would sell it and buy games.

Like this, I can't really find Mass Effect Limited Edition anymore, and if I can't have that, I'm not buying the regular game.

>>33848364
christ man stop being such an internet tough guy already. We all know he's a fag, you don't have to act like one too

>>33848360
didnt say bench press

>>33848324

Ugly/fat cunt, fuck off. For males look isn't that important, but if you're a female and ugly you can kill yourself right away, no use of you, fucking bad genetics.

Lmfao I was 16 when I was having sex, it just seems like you are a faggot.

>>33848324
>Try showing some interest in them
>implying this ever fucking works, oh my god

>>33848347
Welcome to post-2006 4chan, people called them "normalfags", they're everywhere.

>>33848364
come and try, im in australia. give me your email. we will meet up and lets just see which ones the craziest no holds barred.

>>33848360
Bench pressing and squats are not the same thing.

I'm 18 and I've woken up to the sound of my 15 year old sister's bed shaking against the wall, numerous times.

>>33848225

Damn, now I realize I'm fucking just like this EvaXephon.

Dude, who cares if you've stuck your dick in a cunt? Seriously. We're just tiny specks of organic matter on a rock that orbits a gigantic ball of burning hydrogen.

PS: I lost my virginity when I was 13, to a 15 year old girl. :3

GET MONEY

FUCK BITCHES, simple as that

>>33848423

Holy shit, are you implying that you are pre 2006? I thought you guys have all left.

Miss those times when only nerds where here. Was fun and original.

>>33848447
I hate teenage relationships so much. Fucking pig disgusting.

>>33848225
Isn't EvaXephon that guy who does Mogulus casts sometimes?

>>33847064

FUCKING THIS

you don't have to look like hercules just go for a jog, do some light lifting and stop eating shit

if you do that and get 7-8 hours of sleep a day you'll look better and feel better

also not vidya related, most girls like casual games

>>33848368

Counting my father, zero.

>>33848379

No though more than a couple suspected it I'm sure. When I was in training when I first got in though my whole tech class found out and gave me nonstop hell about it, which is why I kept it from everyone else once I got to a duty station.

>>33848410
are you kidding? have you ever tried talking to an attractive woman? they're boring and stupid because they've never had to try in life, ugly/plain women FTW

>>33846888
Example of a wimp

>>33848453
Example of a man

Is it bad that I find OP's picture arousing?

>>33848324

You think ?

I did that and things always end up badly either the cunt starts to make fun of me with her friends or simply chooses to ignore me.

i was fucking my gf all yesterday

we're both 21

feels good man

>>33848440

Haha, chill kiddy. I am way out of your league. 90kg, 1.90cm, practicing judo. But you sound like a good sport. I bet it would be fun for someone of your stature to spar with you.