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  • today, 6/18. washington square park. central fountain. 8pm. [map]

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    A portal to another dimension suddenly appears above your bed, and a small imp-like creature passes through it.

    He looks to you and says, in a scratchy, serpent voice: "You may choose any video-game universe, and once you have chosen I will take you there, where you shall live for all eternity. You will live your life according to the natural laws and physics that govern the world you choose. You will never see this world again, and you can choose only one item and one other being to come with you. The item you take will retain the state and qualities it exists with now, as governed by this dimension, but your human body shall be altered according to the alternate dimension you pick. Make it quick, human."

    What world do you choose, what and who do you take with you, and why?
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:14 No.33023192
    Prototype, my girlfriend, and new pants.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:14 No.33023204
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    I'd take my girlfriend and... I don't know, my mp3 player?
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:15 No.33023216
    A+ Gamefaqs thread bro.

    In b4 the sea of Pokemon responses.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:15 No.33023217
    That whole story wasn't necessary, this thread has been done so many times with just that last line.

    anyways half life because i want to fight aliens
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:15 No.33023223
    Tales of Symphonia

    A Chicago Typewriter
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:15 No.33023238
    Mass Effect universe, The Citadel.
    I'd take a can of bugspray and my ex-girlfriend so I can leave her on a deserted planet.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:16 No.33023260
    Pron game as female.
    >> Space Marine 06/18/09(Thu)09:16 No.33023262
    >>33023238

    Fucken lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:16 No.33023264
    Psychonauts, my best friend, and my iPod
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:16 No.33023265
    Halo, i would cut off all ties to this world too
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:16 No.33023270
    Army of Two, my bro, and my MP3 player. Sounds like a blast.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:17 No.33023310
    So, based on those rules, does that mean if I chose say, a 2D platformer, I'd be forced to live in 2D, be limited to the standard animations, etc? Or is this like the typical live-in-a-game scenario where the world is 3D, etc?
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:18 No.33023318
    Pokémon!
    My phone!
    My ex girlfriend!
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:18 No.33023332
    >>33023265

    You would automatically lose everything that doesn't come with you anyway.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:19 No.33023352
    Pokemon
    or Ultima Online
    >> Space Marine 06/18/09(Thu)09:19 No.33023361
    >>33023310

    Correct. You would exist as a 2-Dimensional sprite.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:20 No.33023382
    Pokemon, my mum, bike.

    fuck earning the bike, I want it from the start.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:20 No.33023396
    Vana'diel. I'd bring my buddy and a bag of catnip. Hehehe...HAHAHAHA. KYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:20 No.33023405
    >>33023153
    if i picked morrowind would i look like a terribly modeled human and not have physics?
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:21 No.33023446
    Harvest Moon & my ex, so she can fertilise the plants.
    >> Space Marine 06/18/09(Thu)09:23 No.33023488
    >>33023405

    Indeed.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:23 No.33023525
    FF8 Universe and enroll in Ballamb Garden (free GF lol). My best friend and my favorite tshirt.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:26 No.33023605
    I love how no one on /v/ cares about their parents.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:28 No.33023675
    >>33023153
    >>33023192
    I'm curious, as far as the game's rules go, would this give you Alex Mercer powers, or would you end up a random civvie that gets torn in half and eaten?
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:29 No.33023710
    >>33023675
    unless you're alex. you're a civ'
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:29 No.33023716
    >>33023605
    Not of all of us live with our parents, chumly.

    Anyway, Silent Hill, no one else [they'd ruin the atmosphere anyway], and a rifle. Everyone knows that starting with only a melee weapon is a bitch, so we're upping the stake.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:32 No.33023810
    >>33023488
    well that just makes it retarded.
    >> Space Marine 06/18/09(Thu)09:32 No.33023822
    >>33023675

    You would become an individual citizen of that world. As a citizen you would have every opportunity to gain any abilities or powers possible in that universe, but you wouldn't be granted the powers of the main protagonist. So yeah, you would have a good chance of being ripped to shreds by Alex if you chose Prototype.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:33 No.33023838
    Legend of Mana.

    My bike.

    If choosing another being is mandatory, I'd either take a god or my good for nothing brother. At least he'll get a new start over there.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:34 No.33023865
    >>33023822

    This is stupid.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:34 No.33023875
    I'm amazed, no one would bring their own computer just to play the exact game your game world is.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:34 No.33023892
    Asheron's Call's Dereth
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:35 No.33023923
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    Nocturnal Illusion, and I bring nothing and nobody.

    I get to live in a big ass mansion where time does not pass along with various hot girls and all kinds of cool shit :3

    Oh, and I'd visit the big titted mermaid down in the well on a daily basis.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:35 No.33023929
    Vesperia. I'd bring a bike and my dog.
    >> Space Marine 06/18/09(Thu)09:36 No.33023954
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    >>33023865

    No, this is stupid.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:36 No.33023956
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    >>33023153

    Holy mother of dick, is that a portal from Asheron's Call 2?


    Nostalgia bomb.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:36 No.33023960
    Metal Gear or Bioshock, so I would have bees.
    Earthbound, so I could fight hippies and housewives with no issues afterwards.
    E.V.O.: the Search for Eden, so I could evolve all over again.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:37 No.33023988
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    >>33023954

    No this is. Feel bad now.
    >> Matt Hazard !55hgeDsMKA 06/18/09(Thu)09:37 No.33023992
    Hyrule
    Nothing
    No one
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:37 No.33023999
    patapon

    tons and tons of titanium ore. and a few drums.
    >> (゚ 3゚) Onsokumaru !!ncYyB/oJlJM 06/18/09(Thu)09:37 No.33024018
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    My mp3 player. Then I'd jump into the wonderful world of YUGIOH.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:38 No.33024035
    Mirror's Edge.

    Rooftops seem designed for jumping around.

    I'd like that.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:38 No.33024040
    Harvest Moon
    My laptop
    My 3 1 tb hard drives
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:39 No.33024066
    >>33023999

    why not just bring as much soap as possible?

    you know, soap in the eye =ouch ouch mutherfucking ouch
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:39 No.33024068
    One of the bleach games, because NOBODY DYES IN BLEACH LOLLLOOOLO
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:39 No.33024069
    Garry's Mod, no need for anything else.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:39 No.33024089
    >>33023264

    This.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:40 No.33024111
    >>33023923

    AND YOU'D STILL NEVER GET LAID
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:40 No.33024140
    When.....
    WHEN.....
    WILL THEY MAKE A DAMNED MMORPG POKEMON IN 3D?!
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:41 No.33024144
    Final Fantasy 10 The imp is Sin

    I would take my DS, and the first sexy womens I can think of
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:41 No.33024168
    >>33024140
    Once DS pokemon games quit selling.

    It's your fault.
    >> (゚ 3゚) Onsokumaru !!ncYyB/oJlJM 06/18/09(Thu)09:41 No.33024177
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    >>33024018
    Oh my mp3 and my...ex I guess. Things would be interesting.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:41 No.33024183
    Matt Hazards world.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:43 No.33024222
    The Counter-Strike universe. I bring my laptop so i can control the world with console commands and the Imp. Then i start a new server with no time or score limit and force the Imp to play on some shitty map until he grants me my every wish.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:43 No.33024234
    morrowind
    my cat
    my phone?
    >> tripcodefag !!bNUHLHWvQu5 06/18/09(Thu)09:43 No.33024235
    I'd fucking live in Stalker and go around being friends with Sidorovich and DUTY.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:44 No.33024255
    Diablo Universe, mountain bike, and dog.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:45 No.33024286
    >>33024235

    FUCK YES.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:45 No.33024313
    >>33024222

    I like the way you think.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:46 No.33024337
    Valkyria Chronicles, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:46 No.33024342
    I've been keen on a massive, beautiful space-like game for a while now. Character customization, amazing story and aliens and shit but like an action game too (Think like.. The Witcher.) so i'd pick Mass Effect, Knights of The Old Republic.. something like that and bring along my buddy and some archaic earth cash that I could potentially sell because of it's antique-ness (Mother fuckers sell quarters from 1920 for like.. 30 bucks a pop on TV. I bet i'd make some cash.)
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:47 No.33024366
    Any mmo so i wouldn't get lonely. Probably WoW.

    I'd take my computer and my dog.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:47 No.33024368
    >>33024235
    duty? ecologists ftw
    >> tripcodefag !!bNUHLHWvQu5 06/18/09(Thu)09:48 No.33024394
    >>33024368

    ENJOY YOUR ASS-FUCKED BRUISE FROM THE MERCS.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:48 No.33024406
    Probably Pokemon. Most other video game worlds can't claim to be perfect socialist utopias.

    I would take my MP3 player and my mum because as far as I'm aware cancer doesn't exist in pokemon world. :/
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:49 No.33024430
    VTMB. If I get to keep all my knowledge, I'd get my ass over to The Last Round and get 'sired' by Damsel. FUCK YEAH
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:49 No.33024440
    >>33024406

    :\
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:50 No.33024467
    oblivion

    a shotgun

    and my long haired friend
    >> (゚ 3゚) Onsokumaru !!ncYyB/oJlJM 06/18/09(Thu)09:51 No.33024513
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    >>33024406
    >> *HIGH*SPEED*ROBOT*ACTION* !HebWSz0Uew 06/18/09(Thu)09:52 No.33024520
    Pokemon
    my gf
    the platinum strategy guide
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:52 No.33024539
    >>33023875
    The game would be too realistic dohohoho.
    >> Aquarius !E1R4udMw1I 06/18/09(Thu)09:53 No.33024579
    >>33023892
    >>33023956
    yessssssssssssssssssssss

    I'd go to AC2 dereth

    AC1 dereth was great and all but I think as far as life goes ac2 dereth would be more fun
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:54 No.33024580
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    >>33023238

    Fuck year, The Citadel. Or alternativley Taris from KOTOR.

    I'd like to be a crewmember on the Rickenbacker, sans nasties. (pic related)
    >> Hol Horse !XfhOFBoMXw 06/18/09(Thu)09:54 No.33024604
    Elder Scrolls 4.

    Anvil or Bruma.

    I wouldn't take anybody or anything. I'd start a family and live out the rest of my days as a book store owner before peacefully retiring.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:55 No.33024635
    Super Robot War Neo
    My girlfriend
    Mah super robot
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:56 No.33024641
    >>33024406
    >>33024513
    I lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:56 No.33024658
    Mass Effect universe. 30 cm turkey subway and Dr Dre.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:56 No.33024672
    >>33024394
    enjoy dying in a blowout
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:57 No.33024688
    >>33024467
    enjoy having no shotgun shells and basically having a club
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:57 No.33024693
    Neo Kobe City
    I have no idea what I'd bring
    I don't think I'd bring anybody. Everybody I know is happy with their lives, I wouldn't wanna take it from them.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:57 No.33024703
    Mass Effect

    I'd bring my bro, and my DS.

    The reason why I wouldn't bring my computer is because they probably have much more advanced computers there.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:58 No.33024719
    Earthbound
    My wife
    My cat (he's a tough boy, I can treat him like one of my items)
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:58 No.33024726
    >>33024604
    Yeah, Oblivion doesn't seem like a bad choice. I'd go for mage, though.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:59 No.33024782
    WORLD OF WARCRAFT LOLOLOLOO
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)09:59 No.33024784
    Age of Empires 2
    Assault Rifle (w/ 6 billion rounds)
    best friend (+assault rifle also)

    Become a god damn king with my superior firepower, then chill out eating berries and cut up sheep. While getting peasant bitches to suck on my cock all day. I'd be able to invent shit to, which would be cool.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)10:01 No.33024843
    Left4Dead for sum zombie killage and Zoe raep

    or

    Mass Effect for sum Asari sex
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)10:02 No.33024858
    >>33024782

    I was waiting for someone to say that.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)10:03 No.33024906
    >>33024467
    HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)10:04 No.33024921
    Sexy Beach. I take nothing and no one.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)10:04 No.33024936
    Taimanin Asagi Hentai Game.

    Nobody.

    Gun.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)10:04 No.33024941
    Second Life
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)10:05 No.33024951
    capital wasteland
    BRITA water filter
    my best pal, of course!
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)10:05 No.33024977
    i wouldn't chose anything, i'd stay in this world. why would i limit myself to the games i can play?

    VR is well on its way, and i can wait
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)10:06 No.33024984
    I would go to Oblivion, as in the E.S series.
    It is a nice little place, where you can actually live a life.
    I'd bring my Ipod but the on a full charge and I guess I would bring this girl I know who is alright to hang with.
    >> tripcodefag !!bNUHLHWvQu5 06/18/09(Thu)10:06 No.33024999
    >>33024672

    Yeah would probably die within the first week.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)10:07 No.33025032
    No More Heroes

    I'd bring a Luchador and a can of cheap mexican beer.
    >> Imrinfected !!toD3+hC9ws/ 06/18/09(Thu)10:08 No.33025071
    I'd choose to take along a million dollars, my girlfriend, and to stay here..
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)10:09 No.33025096
    Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines

    or Dreamfall
    >> Stilth !!mBQwCBIG5CZ 06/18/09(Thu)10:09 No.33025110
    >>33025071
    You'll die anywho

    ;-;
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)10:11 No.33025161
    Morrowind

    Tap some of that n'wah ass
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)10:11 No.33025180
    I'd go to the Sexy Beach with an oversized bottle of oil
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)10:12 No.33025204
    Rapelay - oh wait, I can just go to Japan.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)10:12 No.33025229
    I don't know, if I have to choose quick I'd probably say Ragnarok Online. World's beautiful, good music plays all the time, closest thing to a job is going outside and bashing small animals to death to sell their entrails, feels good man. Also every woman is a 2d beauty in a skanky outfit, who cares if they were all men in "RL", RL doesn't exist anymore. I'd probably bring my brother, or no one at all. As for item, my pc I guess, I could probably come up with some sort of generator to power it up, I can't think of anything that would be more useful and that wouldn't run out of "ammo" too soon.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)10:16 No.33025341
    Why bother? I'd be a loser in every world.
    >> Anoon !9pI4h3/VLg 06/18/09(Thu)10:17 No.33025354
    To be honest... I'd stay in this world.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)10:17 No.33025358
    >>33025229
    What about internets?
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)10:17 No.33025378
    i would take my a keyboard and mouse harr harr
    >> Birdman, Friendliest of all Tripfriends !8OSHkLOVEU 06/18/09(Thu)10:20 No.33025453
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    Pokemon
    Girlfriend
    iPod

    I don't see the need for anything else.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)10:20 No.33025456
    >>33023153
    Persona 3.

    Fly the fuck back home, if worse comes to worse and I get mixed up in the whole Shadow business, I get to hang out with bros and fight fucking monsters. By shooting myself in the head!
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)10:21 No.33025477
    Pokemon world.

    Nobody can die in Pokemon.

    I may encounter some troubles in having sexual intercourse, though.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)10:22 No.33025507
    >>33024430

    This anon knows what he's talking about. Damsel, the ability to live forever.... what's not to like?
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)10:24 No.33025588
    Valkyria Chronicles
    Space Marine Power Armor
    Nobody

    ALTERNATIVE:
    Katawa Shoujo
    Nothing
    Nobody
    >> Chicken 06/18/09(Thu)10:25 No.33025617
    fallout universe
    ipod, after dumping all my music into it (but how would i charge it?)
    bring no one.


    not sure if i want this universe
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)10:26 No.33025653
    >>33025358
    No internets but at least I have a shitload of emulators already.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)10:28 No.33025703
    Most likely Garry's Mod, Mass Effect or KOTOR.
    >> Chicken 06/18/09(Thu)10:29 No.33025740
    anyone who chose pokemon universe needs to fuck off
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)10:30 No.33025774
    Warcraft, Bro from work who plays Warcraft.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)10:31 No.33025789
    if you pick pokemon universe, a pokemon specialist will not show up at your door and license you as a pokemon trainer. you are too old.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)10:31 No.33025800
    mp3 player
    My best bro.

    POKEMON
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)10:34 No.33025878
    The World Ends With You, my little brother.

    He's dying and he fucking loves that game. Giving him a second chance at life and experiencing The Reaper's Game firsthand would be the best thing I could possibly do for him.
    >> Anonymous 06/18/09(Thu)10:36 No.33025950
    final fantasy universe

    fucking bigass swords and big breasted chicks FUCK YEAR



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