>remake of the CP thread

>>32964819

eva just stop making threads, no one likes you

also, gb2gaia

I LIKE WHERE THIS IS HEADING

Oh fuck right off.

http://evaxephon.deviantart.com/
http://ytmnd.com/users/EvaXephon/

http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=1746789

http://www.google.com/search?q=evaxephon

>>32964884
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAT

People like this actually exist? I always thought it was some kind of Internet myth on some level.

I'm 20 years old. From age 12 to 18 I had no friends, never went to any parties, never went on dates, never had any important life experiences, and never developed socially. I was homeschooled, and because I became so accustomed to staying in my house all day long and going through my daily routine, it eventually became almost impossible for me to consider leaving my house or breaking out of that routine. I adapted to one way of life so much that I became incapable of deviating from that reclusive lifestyle. Even though I'm conscious of this fact, it is still extremely difficult to get myself to do things that I am unaccustomed to, such as talking to strangers, approaching women, or leaving my house for any purpose beside college classes.

I've never had any kind of intimate experience with a girl, and no girl has ever shown interest in me. Every day I see advertisements or pictures or videos or hear music that portrays people falling in love, having relationships, and having sex. Some people loose their virginity around age 16, while at age 20 I haven't even had my first kiss.

I spend a lot of my time playing video games. Not the cool, popular games like Guitar Hero and Halo, but Japanese RPGs and anime-themed games.

Recently I read a discussion thread about the coorelation between playing video games and being unsuccessful with women. The posters were very honest and admitted to their inexperience openly, although there were some posters who did have experience to speak of. One user commented that he was 20 years old and was in a two-year relationship with his highschool's homecoming queen, who he ******** at least once a week. He also mentioned the two games he was currently playing - Pokemon and Persona 3, games which I am also currently playing, which both rank high on the Wapanese scale.

As I sit in my dark living room playing Weeaboo video games all alone and by myself, someone else is doing the same - but the difference between me and him is that he has a hot girlfriend and gets to ******** her. We are the same age and have the same hobbies, but he is a success and has the things I want, while I have absolutely nothing.

I'll never be able to date my highschool's homecoming queen because I didn't go to highschool. I'll never be able to date a girl period because I'm unappealing to women. I'll never be able to say I had a two-year relationship in my teenage years since I didn't date anyone at all during that time. And I very much doubt that any attractive woman will ever want to have sex with me every week.

I'll never be able to have any of the things I've missed out on, because the opportunities are gone now. Dating a hot 16 year old girl and losing my virginity to her? Impossible, since I'm too old to date girls that age now. I've lost my chances, my ships have sailed, and now I'm left being cold and alone while everyone else is a success.

It's extremely hard to live with myself. I don't know how to cope with my life.

How can I live each day knowing that everyone else had teenage years full of laughter and fun and sex, while I spent my teenage years living the same day over and over until I was 20?

>>32964977
>********
>8 letters

Wait, what?

>>32964953
Go to a doctor, tell them you have neurosis and they will give you pills that will help make you more confident.

>HouseMD.jpg

Oh for the love of fuck, go back to gaia

>>32965001
>>32964977
>>32964953
>20 years old

Holy shit.

>How can I live each day knowing that everyone else had teenage years full of laughter and fun and sex, while I spent my teenage years living the same day over and over until I was 20?

OH GOD. WHAT EVER WILL I DO? MAKE UP FOR FUCKING LOST TIME YOU FRUITY FLAPJACK!

>>32964953
>>32964977
>>32965001

suicide is the only option

you know what /v/? NOBODY in here is better than eva. YOU never touched a girl too! YOU never got laid too... and maybe never will.

>>32965119

lol it's eva's weeaboo butt buddies

>>32965001
>>32964977
>>32964953
cool story bro

>>32965119
A presumption based on zero evidence and profoundly antiquated stereotypes. Your argument is invalid.

is it bad that I opened this thread to report all the cp in it?

Fuck off, Eva. Your stream fucking sucks. You whine all over the shittiest sites on the internet that you have no social interaction, well guess why? You're a fucking jackass!

What really boggles my mind though, is that faggots in your stream will put up with and even suck up to you to avoid being banned.

>>32965056
I know someone who's 30, has never had a girlfriend or kiss.

I love how much you repeat yourself when you type shit Eva.

this thread needs more CP

>>32965196

i'm one of those people who visit his stream and "suck up" to not being banned

but as soon as eva leaves I talk shit about him because hes a gigantic faggot cocksucker and I only go in there for a few of the good people on there

feels good man

>>32965159
>>32965183
You can deny it as much as you want.... you ARE ronery too. And moreover.... underage.

to the pedofile who spammed the last thread, god help you u fucker.

>>32965261
>improper use of ellipses

>>32965196
>faggots will put up with and even suck up to you
Case in point:
>>32965261

>>32965289

counter-sage

>>32965119
>>32965261
did your tripcode get banned Lance-kun?

>>32965261
>ronery
>inability to use ellipsis
>Lucky Star
>Noname-Kun !!PM26GouP6pH

Too self-parodying. Not enough subtlety. Still though, your inadequate level of intelligence and peculiar smugness may fool some. 3/10.

>>32965316
You know i can reply with Kojima faces too... But Konatas are fitting the situation better. And no I'm not Jack-Kun, kiddy...

>>32965191
HI DOG

>>32965368
The reaction images have no relevance to the shit you're saying,you stupid fucking tripfag.

>>32965367
So what. I'm not a perfect english speaking/writing guy. What do you want? You want me to be an american? No thanks! I don't want to be a fatfag and idiot.

Over at Vidyavidya Sixaxis is reaching the final 15 minutes of his 24 hour gaming session and is finishing off with a bout of Starfox
Woooooo six, he gets the pussy cause he is married!
In your FACE Ronery Person

>>32965452
Tripfags are such trolls.

>>32965418
The images I post are related to MY face in that situation.
Ah whatever... why am I arguing with you? You're not worth my time.

ALSO: Eva, play something that hasn't been streamed EVERYWHERE by EVERYONE already.

>>32965489
Me? Trolling?
Never....

My problem with Eva isn't the fact that he's lonely, sedentary, and virginal at all. In fact, that's totally irrelevant in my eyes.

My problem with Eva lies in his overwhelming and frankly creepy transparency about it. There's a weakness about him, a certain insect-like timidity that just irritates me. His voice always seems like a plea for some reason. And I have this unsettling certainty that he's the type who would probably spike a girl's drink and rape her if worst came to absolute worst and he ended up a virgin for a few more years.

Now if this guy shapes up and completely reverses his character (I'm talking zero whining, zero frailty, zero helplessness--a total facelift), then I might like the guy. Right now though, he's basically self-quarantined himself from society and -complaining- about it, as if he's yet another victim of the all-punishing cosmos.

It's fucking pathetic, Eva. Knock it off.

>>32965510
I don't think you have a face
Enjoy your reaction images

Livestream is one of the worst things to happen to this board.

Help me, I know the reasons why I'm lonely, but will do jack shit about it :3

>>32965261
just top pop in the thread n say just because im ronery doesnt make a virgin/never touched a girl

ASSUme

>>32965670
>>32965650
>>32965616

I lold so hard

>>32965616

ITT FBI

>please don't post CP lol epic win xD

>>32965670

holy fuck wat

>>32964953
>>32964977
>>32965001
majority of teenagers

teenage years full of laughter, friends and sex, minority

>>32965616
>>32965650
>>32965711

Mods are moving fast.

Man CP!.... You sure are taff guys man... sure are taff guys.

burn in hell you disgusting pedophile

I'm getting to the point now where I honestly wouldn't mind the post this shit getting the death penalty.

I mean the why the fuck not?

Mods are quick today. And the dude posting CP far too repetitive.
Post something new, dude. I'm tired of the baby, the baby being shat on, two ass shots, one of them in a bathtub...

>>32965751
happens when eva and buttbuddies are crying about the thread before even cp is posted

uh... why not just delete the thread?

hey mods, don't delete the thread or anything, seriously guys

>>32965813
because mods want more.

Thanks for the CP bro, saved.

>>32965803

The baby being shat on is hilarious

Why even tie up the damn thing? Is it going to fight back whist under a raging shit torrent?

I don't get it. Are they not being banned? Is this multiple people? Proxies? ISN'T THERE SOME WAY TO GET RID OF THE PEOPLE WHO POST THIS FUCKING REFUSE?

F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5

>>32965824

>>32965803

REPORT IN, FBI

and give the prick what he wants? nah.

>>32965817
yeah mods why would you delete a thread that's TOTALLY about "videyagaemz" and no bitching? no dont delete the thread or ill slit your throat.

>>32965845
And why exactly anon?
Want more Fanboy and troll threads?

Welp.

Time to clear my cache.

>>32965734
Er. Put easily, 'you're wrong'. Or at least, that's not true over here.

MOAR KONATA

TO FUCK WITH SOME RANDOM SHITTY CP.

>>32965845

Come get some CP

>>32965885
oh hi you must be new here

FBI: I appreciate what you people are doing, but you people need to be more vigilant about deleting this shit. It took something like five minutes for the first thread to fall. That is fucking disgraceful.

Hey! CP poster, stop reposting that shit.

>>32965925
wat

>>32965854
Yes, by not making or posting in eva threads.

>>32965924
No I'm not.

OUR IPs ARE BEING RECORDED, EVERYONE ON THIS THREAD

>>32965958

>>32965958
>>32965958
Wow, what the fuck man..

>>32965897
Not possible.

I'm not joking. Every photo you've ever seen is emblazoned somewhere on your hard-drive whether you like it or not.

>>32965958
I just died a little inside

>>32965958
:|

>>32965958
Aww this is so disgusting. Also, I see you are an user of torpedo.

>>32965958
sick fuck

>>32965967
>trying to reason with eva

You should have known better.

>>32966002
dude...

my face when i saw this thread

sure is newfags in here. they're all reposts.

even quicker...hmm mods are out in force today.

come on mods give a bow, dont just sit silently..

looks like the janitors are in.

>>32966048
>>32966048
Wow mods, get on tha job

>>32966042

Jesus that looks just like my dad.

>>32966049
he deletes his own posts

>>32965986
seriously?

Is there no way?

I reformat often, i guess i could just run DBAN, will that help?

jesus fucking christ will someone ban that sick fuck? guh

>>32966085

GET OUT OF MY 4CHAN PEDOS

HEY GUYS WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THIS THREAD

>>32966078
how do you know?

>>32966047
I'm guessing they're just trolling. I mean there are always a bunch of
>OH GOD MY VIRGIN EYES I'VE NEVER SEEN CP BEFORE
faggot but this is more on the level of
>I'm 12 and what is this