>>31787304

Ok so, just going to point out the obvious trolling of this little paste here.

Second, it's really to over acting. Tone it down a bit then people might believe it. It's just coming off like you're a pretentious xbro.

Which you are.

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So me and my best friend were hanging out at the local gamestop today and he says, "Hey man, I just got money from my grandparents for graduating, I think I'll buy a 360."

And I'm like, "No faggot! 360 has no games!."

And he's all like, "No asshole there's Halo 3."

And I'm like, "No cocksucker, Halo 3 killed the series. It's not about fighting the covenant anymore, you get like 8000 guns and shoot flood and shit. It fuckin sucks."

Then he goes, "And I'm getting Banjo Kazooie also, it's a fun game that the whole family can enjoy."

I lose it, I rage so fucking hard that I punch him in his fat fucking face. So he goes, "Leave me alone, motherfucker. Leave me to my own purchasing decisions."

And I'm like, "Fine faggot spend all your money on a system with no games. Enjoy your Red Ring of Death."

And I leave the goddamn store.

>>31787304

So me and my best friend were hanging out at the local gamestop today and I say, "Hey man, I just got money from my grandparents for graduating, I think I'll buy a PS3."

And he's like, "No faggot! PS3 has no games!."

And I'm all like, "No asshole there's Metal Gear Solid 4."

And he's like, "No cocksucker, MGS4 killed the series. It's not about stealth anymore, you get like 8000 guns and shoot tanks and shit. It fuckin sucks."

Then I go, "And I'm getting Little Big Planet also, it's a fun game that the whole family can enjoy."

He loses it, he rages so fucking hard that he punches me in my fat fucking face. So I go, "Leave me alone, motherfucker. Leave me to my own purchasing decisions."

And he's like, "Fine faggot spend all your money on a system with no games. Enjoy your Forman Grill movie player."

And he leaves the goddamn store.

That guy was an asshole, anyway.

:)

2/10

So me and my best friend..

Oh wait I have no friends :(

So me and my best friend were hanging out at the local gamestop today and he says, "Hey man, I just got money from my grandparents for graduating, I think I'll buy a PC."

And I'm like, "Good Idea"

and all was well.

>>31787304
why are you dissing Movie Gear Solid 3?

So me and my best friend were hanging out at the local gamestop today and he says, "Hey man, I just got money from my grandparents for graduating, I think I'll buy a Wii."

And I'm like, "No faggot! Wii has no games!."

And he's all like, "No asshole there's Super Smash Bro's: Brawl."

And I'm like, "No cocksucker, Brawl killed the series. It's not about fighting cool characters anymore, you get like 8000 of the same character and fight aliens and shit. It fuckin sucks."

Then he goes, "And I'm getting Wii Fit also, it's a fun game that the whole family can enjoy."

I lose it, I rage so fucking hard that I punch him in his fat fucking face. So he goes, "Leave me alone, motherfucker. Leave me to my own purchasing decisions."

And I'm like, "Fine faggot spend all your money on a system with no games. Enjoy your Wagglan."

And I leave the goddamn store.