yeh restart steam and its there.

SERIOUSLY

>>30261608
OP is informative*

It's here

YOU MOTHERFUCKS

IT IS ACTUALLY OUT

92%

sugoi

god damnit you couldn't wait like an hour to post this, steam is lagging out the ass now

they broke 64bit vista support it seems D:

>>30261627

Yeah. An informative fag.

>>30261714
disregard, i suck cocks etc, it somehow did not do a full update, its doing a real one now.

I actually got it the minute it was released by coincidence.

I just checked the update news for the first time in hours and got it.

>>30261757
or not, i was download at 500kb/s
then dropped to 150kb/s

FUCK YEAR

IT'S ACTUALLY UPDATING! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

83%

oh god yes

I CANT WAIIIIIIIIT

O SHI ITS FOR REAL THIS IS NOT A TROLL AT ALL RESTART YOUR STEAM NOW AND ENJOY

Comrades! You do not imagine, I hope, that we at Valve are doing this in a spirit of selfishness and privilege? Many of us actually dislike releasing our DLC later on the PC. I dislike it myself. Our sole object in taking these things is to preserve our popularity. Staggered releases (this has been proved by sales, comrades) provide excitement and anticipation absolutely necessary to the well-being of Valve. We at Valve are brainworkers. The whole management and organization of this industry depend on us. Day and night we are watching over your welfare. It is for your sake that we stagger these releases.

Surely, comrades, surely there is no one among you who wants to see Games for Windows return?

Do not imagine, comrades, that development is a pleasure. On the contrary, it is a deep and heavy responsibility. No one believes more firmly than Comrade Newell that all PC gamers are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?

OK I AM DONE

SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE, BROS

HOLY SHIT SURVIVAL HERE I COME!

Fuck yearrrrr

somebody put up a stream

IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO DOWNLOAD

LOTS OF CONTENT WOO.

This game is currently unavailable. Please try again at another time.

WHAT IS IT LIKE, I CAN'T PLAY UNTIL TONIGHT?!!?!

See you soon

Wow if you all get so excited when some new content is released then L4D must be pretty shit.

>>30262027
obviously a tad too stuck up your own ass. it's released. get over it.

leaderboards? Finally a reason to play, thank fuck.

is it also out on 360? I need to bring my console to a friends to go online for the next month, and i need to know to getit downloaded

>>30262297
yep

>>30262297

yes it is out on the superior console

>>30262297
sorry guys, dumb question forget i asked

>>30262349

Survival is boring. What makes l4d fun is constant movement. Not finding a corner and camping at it.

wow, its only been a minute and its already 75%

GOOD GOD

We died after 1 minute 39 seconds.

Shit is really intense.

No SDK. No new maps save for one location. A mode that will get tired after a dozen plays.

Shit sucks.

>>30262452
fuck you, we dont need this.

Has anyone seen the new maps?

>>30262512

Only new map is lighthouse. It has it's own poster called "Last Stand".

It's pretty cool.

l4d sucks

>>30262098
FUND IT NOW
>>30262472
>hasn't played survival mode

TOO BAD ITS A PILE OF HORSE SHIT WITH THAT RETARDED FATIGUE

>>30262472

Try that with a tank spawning after 1 minute.

It's actually "camp the high ground and run like a maniac".

Corner camping doesn't work in this.

>>30262571
>BAWWWWWWWWWWW I CAN'T CORNER CAMP ANYMORE

Just played survival.

Shitsux.
I'm looking forward to Dead Air on Versus and modding communities at least.

>>30262571

Butthurt casual.

Im not looking forward to playing this with pubfags. Could we organise a bro game sometime?

>>30262556
>>30262604


Maybe I was just playing with a bunch of idiots the few matches I joined.

First thing they did was either jump on the Water heater in the pump room or find some little spot and just sit there while someone fell off and got the shit beat out of them.

Other than that, Its boring. Versus is where the real action is at.

I think this update just broke my computer, I was playing for like 10 mins, everythings going fine and all of a sudden the game freezes up, now none of my steam games launch even when I restart Steam FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>30262632
>>30262619
Because in real life when a zombie is attempting to buttfuck me i could only manage 3-4 swings before becoming exhausted? Is this supposed to be an attempt at realism? Well then they picked the 4 weakest people of the face of the earth to play as zombie apocalypse survivors.

>>30262755

Seems reasonable to me, guns are heavy

>>30262755
I think they're striving for some sort of balance

>>30262722
I bet they didn't last long. In a game were the point is to survive, you are better off being on the move with a group. Hell, my team of regular boyz and I managed to survive for 5 minutes. Then a boomer got all of us.

The achievements were geared toward console fags for sure. Watching them play, they were struggling to get even 5 minutes. Our 1st run through? 12 minutes. Second run through? 15.
Shit needs a difficulty tune up for PC.

>>30262755
Gee, they made the game more about gunplay instead of melee spam. What awful game designers Valve must be.
How in the hell did you get the idea that this was about realism as rather than fun?

>>30262755

game mechanics > realism

Allow people unlimited melee swings and they closet camp. Fatigue greatly improves the game.

it was out hours ago, slowpoke

Woot, lasted 2:40 on my first go on Last Stand. One guy got knocked off the lighthouse and was incapped, zoey walked off the end and was dangling, then me and this other guy both got smokered at the same time.

Two smokers is rape.

FUCKING TANKS ON FUCKING LIGHTHOUSE FUCKING THROWING ME INTO THE LAKE

They start the fuel pump and fight off the zombies...

...but nobody comes...

...nobody comes.

;_;

>>30263018

Yeah...

Survival is really morbid.

We don't have to activate the start of the round... we can just wait a bit longer...

just got gold on dead air

shit was so ARRRRGGGHhHHHHH

How come my L4D icon on steam disappered?

>>30263089
Cool, just scraped silver on Last Stand. Shit was so DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA*click*SHITFUCKPISTOLSBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG*click*FUUUUUUCK

MELEEMELEEMELEEMELEE BILL IS DOWN MELEE MELEE RELOAD RIFLE DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA HUNTER ON ZOEY DAKKA *click* MELEE MELEE OH FUCK A TAN- bleh i am ded.

25% 205Kb/s
C'MON!!!!

God damn.

2 seconds of a bronze on No Mercy just.

Only 2 survivors left and both of us got hunter'd at the same time.

Holy crap, first try, 7 minutes and 16 seconds. 2 motherfucking tanks. We took both of them down but 2 guys were bleeding on the ground, then 2 hunters outta no were took me and the other standing dude down. We got fucked up the ass pretty badly.

Lets make a Bromunity.

XBL: Warboss Goregutz

you said there would be SDK Valve, I'm disappoint

I was really looking forward to it - does anyone know if it's pushed back just a couple of days or until June 2012..

Wait, so we can't play survival single player? When the video mentioned that they'd done it with bots?

Am I tripping here?

>a team can maximize their time in a game where the elevator never arrives to offer escape.
;_;

Well, that was easy.

done

BITCHES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY ACHIEVEMENTS.

10 minutes is nothing. Keep playing, tools.

>>30263527
Asshole
How did you do it
I bet you hid on the water heater and sniped away smokers and hunters while everyone chilled and tanks raged