Do you force your opinions on others?

You will fit in just fine.

Nonesnese, OP, i'll be your friend.

>>29746564
irl no because I'm a pushover
on the internet, sometimes

lolno you fit in nowhere.

A somewhat-clever twist on the old 'the average /v/irgin is'.

Nice try.

OH, JAPAN!

...Since when did 4Chan let alone /v/ require standards? I go out on weekends & have a steady gf + job, I still come here during my free time in the afternoon for vidya discussions. Though I just quickly leave when lunchtime /v/ shows up...

You fit in perfectly here.

sounds like you need to visit /b/

Get out you fucking faggot.

No. Fuck off and die

>>29746667
>gf and job
Sure thing bub.

>>29746667
You sudnt coem here

>>29746667
You don't belong here.

>>29746667
>gf
>job

0/10

I don't give a fuck about a gf, but no job? Unacceptable

>>29746667
HISSSSSSSSSS!

>My friend only calls if we're playing the vidya together or going somewhere

As opposed to what, calling you from a bubble bath to gossip?

>>29746871
I applied at Best Buy - Geek Squad last summer but didn't get the job

I'm pretty much the same except i've had a couple jobs but they didn't last long. also i'm not going to college and have no direction in life whatsoever.

no op, head over to /b/

Frankly I make you look good.

- I'm 22
- I'm a virgin
- I've never had a job in my life
- Never had a girlfriend
- Never had an "online" girlfriend
- Never touched a female, except my mom
- Only ever talked maybe 10 words with a girl (female teacher or the like)
- The mere thought of trying to socialize with a girl makes me confused and highly anxious
- I have mild acne
- I'm skinny yet I have a pot belly (6'1, 170lbs)
- I'm going into some shitty university this year, who cares as long as I can get far away from my family
- I only have 1 good irl friend, a couple online
- On live messenger I have 80 contacts, of which I only really talk to 2-3, and 2/80 are girls (both related to me) and of course I never talk to them either
- I pretended I was a girl online a few years back, got a boyfriend and had some good times (cybering etc), but I eventually grew tired of it so I blocked him everywhere and I haven't talked to him since
- Been to /v/ for about a year, previously floated around /e/ or /d/ and 7chan, I like how shitty it is here

Do I fit in here, and what's my /v/irgin score?

I'm 24
I'm a virgin
I've never had a job in my life
Never had any kind of girlfriend
I have acne
I'm skinny
I dropped out of high school
I haven't had a single friend in 8 years
I don't even have any internet friends either

What now?

17 and I've accomplished more than all of you fucks put together.

>>29747150
>- I pretended I was a girl online a few years back, got a boyfriend and had some good times (cybering etc), but I eventually grew tired of it so I blocked him everywhere and I haven't talked to him since

This is really disturbing.

>>29746526
Shut the fuck up and grow a back bone. Get out there.

>>29747265
.
>>29746775

>>29747228
I'll be your friend.

Don't worry guys, you can still fap to real men getting it on in the vidya.

Gays in the vidya thread?

>>29747321

>>29747277
I know, it was really weird, and in retrospect I'm kinda wtf about it. But it felt natural for me. Guess it was some part of my delayed puberty that I had to work through. I've never done anything like it since, though I always make female characters in games. If I could turn into a female, perfectly, I'd do it in a heartbeat. As it is, I hate traps and would never want to be one.

Im 22.
Im NOT a virgin, but I don't get laid very often.
I don't have a job right now, but I have in the past...and I am currently a student..
I've never had a "girlfriend," but a one night stand here and there is fine too!
I'm not skinny, but I'm not a fatass (only have love handles when I sit down).
I'm majoring in Biology at a University.
I own over $12,000 in video games and video game accessories.
I exercise every day (running, stationary bike, and situps).
I only have a few "real" friends, and no online networking (no facebook, myspace, etc.) because it's for homos.
Most of my interactions with my real friends is through video games.

Do I fit in here, /v/?

HAHAHAH worthless virgin! I girl I've had 12 boyfriend, and 3 are interested in me. I would never date fat loser who play video games, i want strong man with muscle no ugly fat neckbeard who no have job

bye virgin enjoy being alone :)

im 20
not a virgin
steadily date various girls, no serious relationship
college student
not working but can easily get a job
6'2 175 very handsome and very nice expensive clothing

whats my /v/irgin score

>>29747564
I try to.

Honest question

How many of you friendless virgins grew up without a dad? If yes then this explains a lot.

>>29747564
Proof that the ugliest bitch can get laid

you belong with US

NOT
VIDEO GAMES

I'm 25
I'm not a virgin and I get laid whenever I want.
I have a job and earn a good wage and I don't have to pay tax either.
I have a girlfriend but she's annoying, looking for another.
I'm average build and don't work out because I don't need to.
I didn't go to university but am earning more than most of my fag freinds who went.
I own a nice car and plenty of video games, sometimes I even play WoW and so does my girlfriend.
I have no real close friends because my best friend died in Afgan.
You can have it all and it's just the same shit and different day.

Do I fit in here?

>>29747596
all of the posters fail the /v/irgin score in this thread because they can relate to some find of human contact outside the internet.

18
Virgin
2 Jobs. Both shitty (I'm a student tho... )
No girlfriend. Tho, a chick asked me to go to the movies, so I did. I didn't like her. I just wanted to see Pirates 3. Lawl
Acne
Fat :S
I'm going to a local college.
No RL friends, 'bout 6 internet buds. :S

>>29747659
Yeah, we ugly guys have no chance while ugly girls find companions easily.

This world just ain't fair

>>29747644
>>question about quantity
>>expecting a yes/no answer
: D

>>29746526

You might blend better in /a/

Oh what the fuck

Holy dick. Most of you people are pretty pathetic. Seriously, I spend alot of time in front of my computer, but when I feel like it, I go out with friends or they come over to my house. I've got lots of friends and I'm pretty good looking.

Sometimes I wish I knew another lonely failure in person. Like in my neighborhood. But at least I know they exist on the internet neighborhood :3

>>29746667

HAI GUISE LOOK AT ME I HAFF A GF YOU DONT LOLOL

>>29747644
I have a dad, he owns a farm, and when I was younger he often wanted me to help him there, but eventually, after many years, he just gave up and let my sit at the computer all the time. We never talk.

>>29747564
ooogachucka oogaooga ooogachucka oogaooga ooogachucka oogaooga ooogachucka oogaooga ooogachucka oogaooga ooogachucka oogaooga ooogachucka oogaooga ooogachucka oogaooga ooogachucka oogaooga ooogachucka oogaooga

I'm 26.
I lost my virginity at 18.
I am currently employed.
I have had a "girlfriend" that lasted 3 days.
My current girlfriend and I have been together for almost 8 months now. My longest relationship was 14 months.
I have a couple of pimples occasionally.
I'm chubby but no double chin.
I've been at my university for 2 years.
I'm majoring in Digital Media because I enjoy the creativity and the wide range of careers it could apply to.
I interract with friends almost daily.
I paid 15 dollars to change my WoW character from female to male. I quit 3 weeks later (from resubbing).

Do I fit in?

>>29747706
You don't pay taxes?
What do you do, sell weed?

OP, I'll be your friend if you're not a disgusting japanophile.

I'm 18
Not a virgin
I have a part time job
I've been in a relationship with a normal, pretty, nice girl for 4 years
I have just a normal amount of acne
I am average body size, not very fit though
In High School, going to College next year
Majoring in Computer Programming probably
I have a close circle of 3-4 friends


I am happy with my life

>>29747706

Sure is trust fund republicunt around here.

I'm 18
I'm a virgin
I've had 2 jobs and am currently unemployed
My only real "girlfriend" was last year, and it only lasted 4 days
I'm pretty thin (6'2", 145lbs) but have belly fat
I'm meant to be doing maths at uni this year... if I get decent A-level grades (I need AAB which I'm capable of.. if I get any work done)
I have 2 groups of friends so I'm not too bad in that respect
I got turned down by a girl because she thinks I have an eating disorder
I spend equal amounts of money on clothing and vidya, and try to be as fashionable as I can be with the money I have.

im 12

im a virgin
i own
im pro
im fat
im pro
im a student
i touched my teacher's bewbs
i own
im pro

do i fit here ?

>>29746667
>afternoon for vidya discussions.
>afternoon
>vidya
wrong time. try harder next time.

>>29747659
No this is proof.

I guarantee most of you wouldn't be such "losers" if you were girls. Why do you think so many people are starting to transgender?

- I'm 22
- I'm a virgin
- I've never had a job in my life
- Never had a girlfriend
- Never had an "online" girlfriend
- I'm kinda fat (5'7" and 160 lbs)
- I started university last year on a M.A. degree (Magister Artium fags) which will at least take till I'm 26 or 27.
- I just moved out of my mothers basement in a small town into a 60 m² 2 room apartment in a big city. (pop > 1 million)
- I have touched girls, but not too intimately.
- I have more female friends than male friends, yet somehow I'm unable ever to get into a real relationship.

I guess I'm not that bad off after all.

>>29747564

What kind of mammal is this?

A whale?

>>29747841
Company director, instead of taking a wage you take dividends which means NO TAX!

>>29747883

Chin-chan is actually pretty hot.

I would gladly fuck her in the dark.

I'm 23
Not a virgin
Currently employed part time
Are you seriously reading this
This is one of those gay threads where
Everybodys posts their own shit but
Nobody else reads them
If you are reading this that's kinda sad
For you I mean
I interact with my girlfriend several times a week and with my friends a few times a month, more often online
I don't really have any "online friends" except for anon

Do I fit in here?

>>29747861
No, I started my own business. Be your own boss, conquer the world.

>>29747804
Thats actually pretty sad, if I were you I'd go out to help him one day. He might die soon and in retrospect you would of wished you had more time with him.

Let's do this.

I'm 20
I'm a virgin
I've never had a girlfriend
I dropped out of school at 14
I haven't had any friends in 6 years
I don't have any online friends either
I, perhaps as a result, talk to myself all day
I'm sliiiightly overweight
I have mild acne
I've never had a job (worked one day on a building site, it was pretty much the only time I've thought 'Oh god I need to go to college')
I'm straight, but am lonely enough that I wouldn't even care about what set of genitals were in my face, just god bless them for being in my face
I get stoned every night so I can avoid thinking about the future

yaaay

I'm 19
I lost my virginity at age 15
I've never had a job in my life
I've never had a girlfriend, but I have had several boyfriends, the longest of which lasted 3 years.
I have some acne
When I gussy myself up, girls consider me a total prettyboy, too bad I prefer guys.
I've been at the Art Institute of Indianapolis for a few months, and am majoring in animation.
I don't play games online much, I prefer single player experiences.

20
Virgin
Never had a job or girlfriend (Had a few chicks that have hit on me though)
Slight to mild acne
Paper-thin skinny
At a community college for General Studies
Few friends are never around because they have lives
I go to a forum and try to appear as badass as I can

Can I go kill myself now?

>>29747938
Tripfags are not friends with anon

We're like the Bourgeois and the Proletariat

>>29747861
Sure is bitter minority.

Not OP but succesful republicunt, busy laughing at anyone faggot who tries to use that term as a serious insult.

I'm 34
I'm lost my virginity at 17
I'm employed
My only real "girlfriend was when I was about 20 and it still lasts
My last "girlfriend" is still with me
I have no acne
I'm well built.
I've graduated university.
I'm majored in botany and engineering.
I interact well with all of my friends and do all sorts of stuff together, including playing the vidya
The rest of my online friends know I'm a girl

Do I fit in here?

25 yo
Not virgin, but only paid for sex
Never had a job
Had an internet affair for more than 3 years. Never met said person.
I am reasonably fit (not like /fit/ fags, though, but I'm not fat either)
I am dumb and stupid
I can't relate very well with people
I have severe depression
My penis is small
I have no motivation, dreams or objectives
I am too pussy to kill myself

Can I stay?

17
Virgin
Part-time job
No girlfriend
Physically fit and not tragically flawed [and clean shaven]
Small group of very tight knit friends with which I interact on a regular basis.
I play and purchase vidya and vidya related equipment in moderation.

Do I belong here?

>>29747883
>I guarantee most of you wouldn't be such "losers" if you were girls.

No shit if I was a female equivalent of myself guys would think I'm fucking hot.

Also, I'd make a TERRIBLE trap. I'm 6'1" and 205lbs of muscle. I'm kinda hairy and my skull is huge.

Take this shit to /fit/ or /r9k/.

You are not alone...but you need to make some changes to improve your life]if youre unhappy with it

i understand now having a gf, or even being a virgin atleast, but how can you NOT have friends? didnt you guys atleast go to high school? holy shit..

>>29747986

>The rest of my online friends know I'm a girl

Wait.... wat?

>>29747939

Selling drugs isn't exactly "starting a business." Just saying.

>>29747983
Why is it that all successful people MUST look down on everyone else? You're a piece of shit and you know it but you have your money to protect you. Unfortunately for you steel pierces your skin just as easily as anyone else.

I'm 24.
Lost my virginity at 16.
I have no job at the moment because my last one filed for chapter 11 a month ago.
I've had 6 serious girlfriends in my life, longest one lasting 15 months. I'm currently single.
I've never had an online girlfriend.
I have little acne.
I'm 5'8 and 128 pounds of muscle.
I'm at a community college still because i fucked around too much after high school.
I plan to become a history professor.
I have many friends in several different cities, I visit them often.
I have a level 75 character in final fantasy XI with uber gear and all Rise of the Zilart, Chains of Promathia and Treasures of Aht Urghan missions done.
I cosplay. Pic related.

Do I fit in here?

>>29747945
Meh, it's too late now. I can't reach out to him anymore.

The truth is, Pokemon Platinum is more important than helping my dad.

>>29748047

Not everyone succeeds at blending in.

I took my sweet time at getting some friends in high school. It was particularly hard for me since I was in a rich kids school being from the middle class myself (surprisingly, it wasnt that expensive).

>>29748047

It's the type of people who spend all their time locked in their room with the internet as their only form of social interaction because they have convinced themselves they are so above and beyond everyone else in the world.

In reality they are just trying to justify their self-perpetuated social awkwardness and annoyance by saying they hate everyone.

>>29748041
Nah, my life is great, it's just not irl. Talking to people online is vastly superior to doing it irl. I'm going to live the rest of my life online, only leaving my computer to eat/sleep/work.

Real life really fucking blows, man.

I hate reading these posts, I don't understand how your parents let you live like this.

>>29747731
You know.. There is a reason why men are stronger, bigger, and have dicks. I think by nature men are meant to rape women, sure it sucks for them, but now males are the ones left alone. Just go out to any restaurant and tell me who you see alone..its always the fat guys, or sometimes just average guys with no one. While I always see ugly fat women with men far better looking then them...something needs to change, prostitution needs to be made legal or all these /v/irgins are going to grow up and become serial killers.

>>29748090

The Republican Manifesto:

I got mine. Fuck you and everyone else.

>>29748110
>>128 pounds
>>Muscular

>>29747961
Would you actually sort me in with most of the /v/ tripfags? I wouldn't.

>>29748110

No you faggot, gb2/r9k/

>>29748032

GTFO

>>29748026

Okay, you can stay, but consider joining /a/ or /jp/ instead

>>29747986

ackbar.jpg

>>29747958

Yes, please. But before that, enjoy your stay.

>>29747952

Your sexual preferences instantly turns you into the target demographic of /v/. Welcome.

>>29747951

You should apply for moderation here

>>29747938

Age