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04/08/09(Wed)09:37 No.29692545>>29691122 >>Imagine
this: you buy a huge fruit basket. It's huge as hell. Fruit all up in
that basket. It looks delicious. You get it home, you open it up, you
eat a few apples, have some grapes, snack on a banana or two. It's
great. Then you get to the middle. You couldn't see into the middle
before, when you bought it, but ho-oh-oh-ly shit! Are those some
fucking guavas? Hell yes they are, and that shit's delicious. Suddenly
the person who sold you busts the door down to your house, takes your
guavas and says, "Gimme extra for those."
This has nothing to do with this situation. Imagine this instead:
You see a fruit basket, and it has a sticker on it. That sticker says "I have 3 apples, 2 pears, and 5 bananas, and I cost $20."
You go, hrm, that's not really CHEAP but the fruit looks really good! I'll spring for it.
On
your way out the door, the manager chases after you and goes, "Dude! I
managed to score some avacodos, I didn't think they'd make it in this
week. I'll add 2 to your basket for another $5."
You have the option of saying, "No, I don't like avacados, thanks," and the option of saying "FFFFFF AVACADOS NOMNOM NOM $5."
Why
are you choosing to say "FUCK YOU FUCKER YOU SOLD ME A FRUIT BASKET! I
DON'T CARE WHAT THIS LABEL SAYS, THAT MEANS YOU MUST GIVE ME SOME OF
EVERY FRUIT YOU HAVE!" |