Pretty cool, huh?

get 5s, they said

Nanomachines, they said.

Take a cruise, you said.
See the world, you said.

I'd rather be sailing.

...

GO THE FUCK BACK TO /b/ YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!

Play shootan, they said.
You won't be a nerd, they said.

>>29653263
>/b/
>videogames
What?

Personally I prefer the AIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRR!!!

Fight for the emperor, they said

Put the crystal on your head, they said

>>29653263
I'm not going to lie, I find this funny.

It feels good, they said.

go in the kitchen, she said

Use your resonance, they said.

>>29653133
And now we're stuck on the front of this boat!
Well, it could be worse!
Oh?
We could be stuck in the audience!

DOHOHOHOHO

YOU ARE NOT PREPARED, I said.

>>29653595
Do the monkey with me, I said.

Compress Time, they said

become a master, they said

Try and win the race, they said

Be a mecha, they said.

Pink cars aren't cool, they said

Get games, they said

Die monster, you don't belong in this world, they said.

go skiing they said

>>29653717

Drift harder, they said

Save the Mushroom Kingdom, they said

recruit the bard, they said.

Fight the powah, they said.

Why won't he just die already, they said.

>>29653133
HOLY SHIT MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND
MUST WATCH

"Look out for cow!" ,they said

Become the first cyborg, they said.

Curve the bullet, they said

Make a movie, they said.

Leave the island, they said.

Make a thread, they said.

Become a dancer, they said

YOU STUPID DISCIPLE he said.

Make a game, they said.

Play The Joker, they said

Garza will be fine, they said.

I Said

Become a royal guard, they said

Appeal to a wider audience, they said

>>29652964
Steal his pictures, they said

You are small time, I said.

This guy are sick, she said.

Play this, they said.

>>29652891

Look for Claire, they said.

Get a desktop, they said

Defeat Ken Mastahs, they said. So I was all like "Psh, why should I bother wit' 'dis nobody" and then they're all like "He's the American Champion" so I was all like "Wha?! Who decided 'dis without tellin' me?!" Friggin newspaper and T.V. people always tellin' stories without all the right info.

>>29652891
Dat ass, they said.

Look at my fuckin balls, I said.

>>29654392
Needs more words.

Fight for your country, they said.

Search the Zone for loot, they said

Disguise yourself as the D.A.R.P.A chief, they said.

I blue myself, they said.

Dress up as sailor moon, they said.

Shoot down your old wingman, they said.

Has a cheezburger, they said.

We must return to the real world, I fucking demanded.

>>29653717


fucking lol

Start a gang, they said. Fix the crime problems, they said.

Go to Africa,
they said.

Catch them all, they said.

Watch "Boku", he said.

>>29654627
Listen to this douche, they said. It's for everyones best interest, they said.

>>29654627
Glorious

Go after S.T.A.R.S members, they said

.........
they said

in and out in a week, they said

Make Portals, they said.
Help science, they said.

Become a deep character, they said

>>29654755
addendum: a nice ham sandwich, she said

Pose for anti-drug campaigns, they said.

Go into the 3D universe, they said.

>>29654702
I fucking loled

Don't act like you don't like the ball busta! I said