The April Fool's joke is that they're actually going to do that Jar of Piss item.

the piss better only fucking make you see weird, if it does anything else why would you use it.

Hi.
Interesting topic.

GIVE EM' THE OLD CHOP-CHOP!

>>29465672
Probably reveals enemy spies.

>>29465619
You know there will be.

It'll stun ubers.

Note that the jar of piss shouldn't work on Engineer or Pyro...

>>29465820
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>29465826
And that's because... ?

>>29465846

>>29465871
Pyro has a gas mask and Engineer has goggles...

>>29465883
Dammit, that thumbnail made me jump a little.

>>29465895
... and your point is?

>>29465883

>nerfnow

>>29465619
God, please stop posting Nerfnow.

I put this in another topic. I'm interested in how they mention the next update is giving new content to all theclasses. I'm speculating that we get thrown weapons, but nothing in excess.

example, Demoman gets a dynamite block, he can toss it, much liek the old trailers, and he can cook it like in COD4, but it's about 75% of the power of a normal grenade, and it can't crit.

Pyro gets molotov, snoipah has his piss, and I dunno, medic gets needles that he can toss and they heal the team or slow down enemies?

I dunno outside of that. Can't think of what Heavy would get.

>>29465619

valve listens to fans cause they are too lazy to think of shit for themselves.

>>29465963

I'm saddened that all my ideas for the Sniper revolve around making him harder to see.

It's like I want to combine the Spy and Sniper, and that's just not right to want.

>>29466007
boy i play tf2 over tfc because i cant stand the nade spam, if they add this im fucking done with tf2.

>>29465963
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If that bottle does anything to ubers, I'm going to be pissed.

>>29465997
You're on /v/. What'd you expect?

>>29466154
You forgot your...


Oh forget it.

>>29465997
superior to B*u in everyway.

A boomerang for the sniper doesnt make sense, why would the class with the most powerful long-mid range weapon need something else to attack at long-mid ranges?

My bet is that his mele weapon will work similar to the KGB, if you kill with it you get one critical shot with the rifle or 5 second crit with the smg.

>>29466007
So in a nutshell, you mean implementing the class-grenades from the original.

>>29466214
That's what fans said.

"OH HE'S AUSTRALIAN A BOOMERANG WILL BE PERFECT TO REPLACE HIS SMG LOL OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE"

>>29466043
If you can be seen as Sniper, you're not doing your job right.

>>29466025
spy is playing pretend?

Team Fortress 2 stopped being balanced when classes got their fucked up new weapons.

In the time they spent making and testing those shitty weapons they could have given us new game modes.

>>29466200
Learn to B^U

>>29465619

The Real Version

>>29466065
Did I mention it's one time use and they have to return to the spawn room for another? It's purely a last ditch item for when they run out of ammo.

>>29466355
Pan? Don't you mean "boom" or "bang"?

>>29466249
You have a point there...
Anyway valve tends to listen to the fans if fans come with good ideas, if they come with bullshit they wont listen to them

My bets are a less damaging automatic rifle for those fucks who cant aim decently, a smg who deals more damage if it hits in the head and shots slower and the KGB mele weapon i said in >>29466214

>>29466292

>new weapons
>unbalanced

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itt people think valve actually makes games

>>29466433

Gabe can hear you...

>>29466214
>recycled special melee effect idea

Yeah, no.

they need to come out with more "meet the..." videos.

>>29465619
i'm really fucking confused

what's going on in the first frame