Your first sexual experience was with a dude? ahahahahahahaha, faggot!

>>29431027
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>I laughed when my friend's balls touched mine

so you turned gay yesterday

>I laughed when my friend's balls touched mine
That's pretty damn gay.

>my friend's balls touched mine
You're gay now.

>>29431027
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHA


No Rush YOU are the shitty games and remnant.

well thats an original introduction to a game discussion

It's official!
OP is a faggot.

>>29431110
>>29431122
>>29431157
gaymind

>>29431157
>>29431122
>>29431110
ballsaretouchingmind

>When are balls touched.

So you could only do a girl that your friend is already doin?

>>29431205
>>29431219
mindmind

tlr was boring, had a bit fun at the beginning, then got bored, sped it up by cheating through to see if it would get any more interesting, but it sucked even more. all in all generic mediocre jrpg.

Tried it at a friends house and actually thought about getting the PC version over steam, but decided against it. Maybe if it drops price to like $30 or something.

anyways, sage for faggotry

This thread deserves a screen cap

I don't believe you have any friends, or had sex.

enjoy your Last Remnant.

Way to go, faggot.
Bet you meant, 'can't compare fapping to TOUCHING SOMEONE ELSE'S BALLS'

>balls touching

Gay.

>>29430953
That sounds fucking gay

Thats the DEVILS THREESOME YOUR A FAG NOW.

It's like I'm really screaming memes in /b/

Why would you laugh? There is nothing funny about balls touching.

Everyone posting in this thread knows the OP wrote the balls touching line to get this responce.

Your friend is a true bro.

So your friend is a tool, his girlfriend is a slut, and you're a faggot.

GG

god damn it, even otacon and solid snake know this

I don't believe you played The Last Remnant. Enjoy your sex.

>was scrolling
>saw this read
>read about balls touching
>thoughts: I have to post in this thread now

Got the PC version last weekend its pretty fun, but has anyone been able to beat Eagle's Den? Jesus christ its my 12 mediocre doods against a fucking army how the hell do I win that?

I cant even finish mopping up the regular soldiers before that commander wipes me out with yet another ludicrously OP AOE spell.

FUCK THIS GAME

>balls touched

Looks like The Last Remnant turned you gay.

>I laughed when my friend's balls touched mine
I bet you mean giggled because you're a faggot

What's wrong with a little ball on ball touching?

>>29430953 The girlfrriend knew that I was a virgin, so she asked me if I wanted to have sex with her first, without the other guy.
Since it would take only a minute

i almost died laughing

>>29431454

Raiden, what the fuck. You're fucking retarded.

The secret handshake doesn't mean they're gay, it means they're true Bros. SOMETHING YOU'LL NEVER BE.

And the hug was because Otacon's sister just died in his arms. It hurt, but the hug was just a way of saying SOBER UP, BITCH YOU'RE GONNA GO SAVE 30 PEOPLE'S LIVES. GET TO WORK MOTHERFUCKER.

>>29431720
dude,
balls touched.

HAHAHA

gay

Last Remnant sucks

Also
>I don't think I will ever compare fapping to the real deal. It was simply amazing.
Biggest form of BS I've heard come out of /v/. I've had sex only twice in my life, the first girl sucked so I assumed "eh, it might just be because of that".
Fuck no, the other girl was great but the release... hell even the build up was the same as fapping. Maybe even more annoying because you have to please her as well as have yourself pleased.

That and with masturbation, you don't have the girl calling you back and nagging you when you want to chill with your bros. Honestly, everyone that thinks sex is > fapping hasn't actually had it yet.

Oh this is wrong on so many levels...

>>29431849
hence the quote. You're better off staying home, jerking off.

22 and still a virgin? you suck

Are you gay? .... your balls touched and you laughed..... Was it one of those gay hee hee's or what, you fagmosexual.

>>29431754

I get that, but what's the problem?

I just fapped to idea of my friend letting me have a threesome with his girlfriend.

;_;

>>29431932

and now gay

>balls touching

I MUST POST IN THIS THREAD

>>29431849
You just suck, bro

>>29431942
Nothin's the problem.

This thread....

>>29431849
And here I thought sex was about being passionate or even becoming animalistic. Not about the release. Surely you can't compare;
Enjoying the emotional exchange between you and your lover
or
The great deal of fun you have pleasing and getting pleased
to..masturbation.

>>29431849
>Honestly, everyone that thinks sex is > fapping hasn't actually had it yet
This is what is fucking wrong with /v/.

Oh come on now.
>First sexual experience was amazing.

I'm not buying this story for a second.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AY

>>29432013
>>29432047
>>29431901
>underageB& who haven't experienced it yet

Like I said

I thought trollday was over?

>>29431942

It means you're a fucking queer.

Fucking someone you care about>Fucking someone

One feel's great
the other is glorified masturbation

>>29432130
I agree with that but..what's more fun;
Masturbation
or
Glorified Masturbation?

/v/, if you had a girlfriend, would you let me have a threesome with her?

;_;

>>29431849
>Honestly, everyone that thinks sex is > fapping hasn't actually had it yet.
This is what /v/irgins really believe.

Are you gay?