no, perhaps a /v/irgin but not a /v/tard

Fuck no.

They look friendly enough.

What retards.

I cannot express myself trough words.

If I came across anyone with any of those t-shirts I just wouldn't know what I'd do.

I met one once, but he wasn't a tremendous faggot like I thought you guys would be.
I was in EB Games just browsing, and I noticed the guy ahead of me buying some DS and PSP games.
Contra 4... The World Ends With You... Crisis Core...
So I tapped his shoulder and said "Do you... like the vidya?".
He smiled and we both talked about games a bit before parting ways. He actually had a pretty hot Asian girlfriend.

no

not a /v/irgin or a /v/tard, but someone who likes the vidya

Only if it was a female /v/irgin.

That, I could cope with.

One of you mother fuckers? Christ, no.

>>29154458
which perpetuates the theory that everyone on /v/ is actually normal

what the fuck are those things in OP's pic

I'd rather meet a /v/ortiguant.

>>29154379
This

+
>>29154515

I don't need your meme shit. Let's play some mother fucking Blast Chamber and Gauntlet.

Femanon broess here.

/v/irgins and the majority of 4chan male populace disgust me. I would never want to meet or date one, no offense intended.

Though, you're all cool to talk with over the interbutts about the vidya. You're about the only people I CAN talk to about any of my interests.

I would turn around and walk away very quickly if I saw someone wearing those t-shirts. God, some people need to get a life

>>29154613
Three /v/irgins and an ironing board.

look at those basement dwellers acting so social.

>>29154291
I hate all of you and would kill you on site. Fuck 99% of you.

About 70% of /v/ are just average guys who vidya too much.
The rest is Neckbeards and assburger nerds, with some lost /b/tards and females mixed in.

>>29154613

Faggots, I think is the term you're looking for.

My friend is also a /v/irgin and /a/sshole and he's surprisingly not a faggot like most of this site is.

I met some Asian guy who lurks /a/ and /jp/ at FanExpo last September, he was wearing a "GENTLEMEN" shirt, but no, I doubt I'd want to meet your typical /v/irgin.

>>29154670

I bet your vigina smells like cheese ;D

>>29154291

>>29154675
You look just like this playing handhelds or sporting video game t-shirts in public.

one of my best friends is a /v/irgin that comes to visit my city every holiday, shit is awesome we hang out a lot with our high school friends, we play/talk about games and talk about funny comics we see here

im lucky

I have one friend who's a /v/irgin.

One.

And he is the most socially retarded fucker ever. So no, I don't want to meet any more.

I know a guy that looks like the one on the right. All he does is talk about WoW and yell old memes out loud. It's embarassing...

>>29154670


Typical woman.

Anyone who shares her real interests is only good enough to talk to in secret.

>>29154670
>Femanon
>/b/shit

I have a /v/irgin friend who dropped out of highschool, hasn't gone outside in four months, and leeches off his parents.

i kinda do wanna meet one of you guys

>motivational poster
>on t-shirt
FUUUUUCK i want to kill him

>>29154861
JARED IS THAT YOU

>>29154670

>>29154909
What are you doing on here, Brad?

>>29154948
surfing /v/, lol

I remember being in the mall once and hearing some kids going, "FUCK DUDE, THAT WAS SO RANDOM XD!" and actually pronounced the XD part and his friend went, "FUCK YEAH ANONYMOUS!"

Made me ashamed to even come to 4chan

>>29155023
>Made me ashamed to even come to 4chan
You should be ashamed regardless.

>>29154948
>>29154909
>>29154976
>>29154861

samefag

I'd hang out with one of the bro's if they acted like normal people and weren't spouting meme's. The people in op's most likely circle jerk.

>>29155063

you're right

I would be there friends, they look like crazy drinkan buddies.

Cept that guy in the center looks like he's addicted to meth.

>>29154291
They don't seem too bad. At least they look like they're having a good time.

>>29155023


>>I remember being in the mall once and hearing some kids going, "FUCK DUDE, THAT WAS SO RANDOM XD!" and actually pronounced the XD part and his friend went, "FUCK YEAH ANONYMOUS!"

>>29154291
That's even sadder than this.

>some kids going, "FUCK DUDE, THAT WAS SO RANDOM XD!" and actually pronounced the XD part and his friend went, "FUCK YEAH ANONYMOUS!"

No cause I played TF2 not too long ago with some fag named /v/idort and he fucking completely blew as Spy.

>>29154291

My God

Why do people like this exist? Do they REALLY think those shirts make them COOL and POPULAR

Sure, just not any of the convention going, meme spouting, reaction image faggots. I bet the lurkers are pretty cool.

>>29155409

guy on the left makes me lol

his expression

Considering my choice of Ohio anons/trips, not really. But I only say that because I knew a /b/tard in college.

When he made me, he'd only speak to me in memes and shit. FFFFFFFFFFF!

>>29154291
>4chan 2.jpeg
>2
YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE ?!

The internet would be pretty boring without you but I don't want you crazy fuckers in my RL

>>I remember being in the mall once and hearing some kids going, "FUCK DUDE, THAT WAS SO RANDOM XD!" and actually pronounced the XD part and his friend went, "FUCK YEAH ANONYMOUS!"

>>29155489

I can see how pathetic their lives are, makes me a little sick.

>>29155516

That's nothing out of the ordinary, it's basic human relationship dynamics. The way you met was through 4chan, so naturally, the first thing he would talk about would be 4chan and speak in memes. He felt most comfortable using memes because he believed that since you were both from 4chan, both parties would be comfortable conversing as such. It would be like two Army guys meeting at a bar, talking about their time in the Service and using military jargon. We are hard coded for this.

me on the left

>>29155621

Well said, sir. We need more posters like you on this shitty board.

>>29155023

I know a guy at school who I think only recently discovered /b/, he's a decent fellow but now he increasingly tell tired old memes from 3 years ago - I've never told anyone I come to various boards here so all I do is nood and humour him with fake chuckles - I guess I was the same a few years ago too

I know 3 channers in real life.

The first one is a typical /b/tard, but he can be fun. The second it's a metal head, and visits lots of the *chans. The third is a protestfag. So a /v/irgin would be a welcome addition .

There's a couple of people who I want to meet, but then again I talk to them a lot more outside of /v/.

>>29155649

Oh fuck, I have that Communist Party shirt that guy in the 3rd row on the right is wearing and I wear it every so often. There's no hope for me, is there?

I met a batshit insane girl at college who said her boyfriend was the guy who made razor the hedgehog. She was more of a /b/tard than a /v/irgin though

oh god the horror it was

animated

I browse /v/ regurally but I do not see myself as a /v/irgin. he lot of you are underage faggots who don't know funny from a hole in the wall.

>>29155603
>finger licking good

Sure thing.
Any /v/irgins from la comarca lagunera, Mexico lurking?

that's me over by the lamp

>>29155621
nice explanation, but ultimately a bit retarded if you dont mind me saying so son, and even if you do.

>>29155621

Actually, we had known each other for a few quarters before the 4chan thing came up. He never uttered a single meme before he knew I was a part of the Legion.

He had a girlfriend he tried to show /b/ to, she did not like it. Not. One. Bit. Then she dumped his ass. Lulz were had.

I have.

He's a pretty cool guy. He's actually an outdoorsy type who loves to hike and stuff, and kind of made me feel inadequate.

Depends. If you mean the 'mildly' autistic faggots who sit about all day who've convinced themselves they don't need to go outside, then no. If you mean people with enough brains to go and do something with their life and realise gaming is a hobby then yes.

>>29155825
>He had a girlfriend he tried to show /b/ to
>Then she dumped his ass

He was sort of asking for it.

Still waiting for Jack to get some courage and meet up

>>29155805

looks like a gathering for people with downs

both of my /v/irgin friends died

I occasionally wear videogame-related shirts. What is the big deal with that? Pic is of me, though not currently wearing such a shirt. I play games about 20 hours a week.

>>29155874

I know. He dropped the art class we shared right after. It was pretty peaceful for a while.

I'd totally fucking love to.

I'm a pretty normal dude too, really.

But I love /v/ mansion threads.

>>29155968

Let me tell you how it is.

Vidya-related t-shirts =/= 4chan-related t-shirts

Vidya t-shirts are a completely fine thing to wear.

>>29155621
i only see this being applicable if they're from /b/, any other board and they already have a common interest besides 4chan

>>29155910
This is what /b/tards think is "cool" or "epic"

>>29155968
get a job and a haircut jesus christ kid

>>29156043

aye. thanks for the explanation,

>>29155968

Fucking brown people

In answer, no, I have normal friends. Pic related, its me on the left

Depends on how retarded they are. I would prefer a bro.

>>29156189
>>29156082
/b/tards think this is "epic."

That is why I hate them.

My friend does, well she goes to /b/ at least

Some guy in my lecture used to browse 4chan, download lots of images really really slowly. He was always on /b/ or /hr/. Never actually spoke to him though, nor did anyone else.

What the fuck is that thing on OP's pic. I think im gonna be sick.

>>29155968
Based solely on how you look I think you would be an ok dood

>>29156154


fucking fat people

>>29156358
Your friend needs to be hurt.

All /b/tards are bad and they all need to be injured until their delusion is cured.

I knew a /b/tard then he stopped going and now I know another /v/irgin and I hang out with him a lot, hes cool.

Only other /v/irgin I know is my close friend. I have never met any.

I think this is probably a good thing.

WHy is the left neckbeard holding an ironing board?

Once met a female /v/tard when the whole anonidate thing was starting up. She was pretty cool and laid back, and actually attractive. But she had a bf and to top that off he was addicted to WoW to the point of where it was his life. Regardless we had a good cup of coffee at Tim Hortons and talked for a few hours about the vidya and that was that. That was 3 years ago.

>>29154713
>About 70% of /v/ are just average guys who vidya too much.

This is why /v/ sucks. 4chan was better when it was mostly basement dwellers.

My fucking cousin is a /b/tard. How do you think I feel?

>>29155805
great zeus' beard!

Depends on who I'm meeting.

/v/ is quite a good board as far as 4chan goes. Admit it. We're better than /b/ and /k/, we're not as good as /co/. We're a 7/10.

>>29155910
HASHAHAHAHAHAHA
Does that chick have a beard...or does that dude have massive mammaries?

>>29155805
Wait... wait... a gathering of laptops to browse... 4chan?

I have to say, when that is what you do to 'socialize' something is wrong.

4chan should be a boredom killer, nothing else

>>29156586
they just made those shirts with iron-ons

Let's get together and play some dwarf fortress guys.

Once I tried to get a meeting going for Rochester /v/irgins. (cancer.exe, I know you're out there) But one guy said to email him to get a list of everyone going, and I never got a response. Eventually I just dropped it. I'd be willing to try again.

Also I only know one bud who visits 4chan. Cool guy, none of that meme spouting bullshit.

>>29156667

it really was

Depends.

There is so much newfail now-a-days you'd be shoveling through shit to find the few awesome people, compared to the Zero hour days.

In the old /b/ you'd see a tripcoded namefag post pictures of himself cross dressing in one thread, then flood Guro on lolicon faggots in another thread(Soviet Russia for example). These Old /b/tards are the ones I'd meet with. nowadays these type of guys just manipulate the swarms of newfags and stay anon.

I've seen Vidya Neckbeards, /v/irgins, and newfag /b/tards in plain sight IRL. I supress my power level and walk by these Amateur faggots.

>>29157120
Lanced Jack?

>>29157376
>I supress my power level
yeah, just get the fuck off. you're no better than the people on OP's pic

My RA is a /v/irgin, but far too much of the /b/tard forced meme spouting variety.

>>29157120
Lanced Jack...?

>>29155023
>I remember being in the mall once and hearing some kids going, "FUCK DUDE, THAT WAS SO RANDOM XD!" and actually pronounced the XD part and his friend went, "FUCK YEAH ANONYMOUS!"

>>29155023
>"FUCK DUDE, THAT WAS SO RANDOM XD!" and actually pronounced the XD part
What the cramberry picklefuck is this shit

I meet a /v/irgin years ago before he became one
he's a pretty cool guy when I go hang out with his sister he and I talk about games and internet shit though he's a PC/360 gamer and I'm more of just a DS gamer

>>29157590
>>29157449
No i am not lanced jack you fucks.

I'd like to meet some /v/irgins. Not /b/tards. Oh and also anonymous. I don't want people whoring for attention.

sup v lets hang out

>>29157523
Oh I forgot, he also has a PS3 and insists that in my owning a 360 I have "chosen the wrong one this gen". No matter how many times I say "no, actually it's the other way around" he'll still always bring up that the PS3 has more JRPGs.

He now owns a Japanese 360 as well. He's just that kind of guy. He thinks it's ridiculous that they didn't make the obvious decision to localize IdolM@ster.

Oh fuck it, the man has framed pictures of Haruhi on his wall AUSTIN, IF YOU ARE READING THIS, THIS IS BRIAN AND I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU ON THE INTERNET IN CAPITAL LETTERS.

>>29158059

>Oh I forgot, he also has a PS3 and insists that in my owning a 360 I have "chosen the wrong one this gen".

What a faggot, I have a friend who tells me the same shit as he-

> No matter how many times I say "no, actually it's the other way around

I take that back, you're both faggots. You two are meant for each other.

I would love to have a boyfriend that was a /v/tard. I would service him while he got to enjoy playing SF4 etc. He could fuck me and play vidya anytime he wanted to. Faganon here.

>>29158059

>He thinks it's ridiculous that they didn't make the obvious decision to localize IdolM@ster.

Well, in your friend's defense, he's right on that part.

>>29158159

>I would love to have a boyfriend that was a /v/tard.

>/v/tard

No, no you won't.

Honest question, here.

Who actually would spend a day with me?

It would be nice, albeit, uneventful.

>>29158159
I'd take you up on that if you weren't a faggot male neckbeard.

>>29158218
I would, but only if you like the vidya.

I'd just like a friend.
I doubt meeting someone that is as socially retarded as me would earn me a new buddy, though.

>>29158316
Of course! Although my collection is lacking, I'd play anything you're willing to play.

Basically I'd be a Rent-a-Friend. I'd do anything you'd like to do.

>>29158218
>Who actually would spend a day with me?
>Death

>>29158116
You realize I'm saying that in reference to which of the two has more JRPGs, yes?

...I'm not terribly enthused about JRPGs these days, but so long as he brings it up...

>>29158285

Oh yuck! I'd never let myself get like that! Gay men have pretty high standards for ourselves you weirdo!

There's this thing that I do.

I meet somebody, become fast friends with them.
Grow closer and closer to that person for about a year.
And then I avoid the person. I don't answer my phone. If I see them in public, I pretend I don't know them.

I've done this to every friend I've ever had. And I have no idea why.

>>29158456
I'd assume the "faggot" would indicate if you had a vagina, he'd take you up.

Or if you were a delicious trap.

>>29158476
same

>>29158382
>I'd do anything you'd like to do.

Anything, eh?

>>29158560

Yeah I get what you're talking about. If you Guys think its hard to find a vidya GF Try being a guy finding a nerdy vidya boyfriend. :/ I could never love someone that couldnt beat me in SF

WANT to? No.
Probably have? Yes.

>>29155409
AHAHA OH MY GOD THE GUYS BLANK STARE

>>29158659
You'll find lots of gays on WoW, trust me.

>>29158637
Yes, I guess so, yeah.

>>29158784
Eww... I don't want a WoW fag. I have standards, as I stated earlier.
Must be.
Gay
Nerdy
Gamer
Fit (like me)
no neckbeards
big brother type

I'll never find someone like that hahahaha

>>29158916
I'm everything but Gay.

Sorry, bro.

Wait, how fit are you? I might not classify as "fit" enough.

>>29158916
You don't deserve to find anyone like that....you're gay.

I doubt I would meet any /v/tard or /v/irgin as I don't mention I go to 4Chan to anyone

>>29158958
I go to the gym 3-4 times a week, thats all I'm looking for. I guess if they were fit, I could accept the neckbeard. If I have a vidya BF he would get everything he wanted. keh heh heh.

>>29158989
lame

>>29158958
BRO
BRO
BRO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8

>>29158958

I'd prefer fit, just so I'd have a workout buddy too. But an average guy is ok too. keh heh heh

>>29159155
what's this?

Oh no... Bro Rape.

Why would you show me this?

>>29158916
Here ya go.

>>29158476
that's kind of dumb