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How the OnLive scam will unfold
03/26/09(Thu)21:12 No.29109250Summer/Fall:
Beta is announced to be delayed as "issues with ISP's are still being
resolved, and in order to ensure the best experience, the testing must
be scheduled for a later date".
However, OnLive will offer
pre-ordering of the microconsole and 1, 2, and 5 year subscription
plans will be sold. All without a single test having yet been run.
Spring
2010: Beta is reannounced for the coming months, but only on an
extremely limited basis. 100 people only for the first phase. These 100
will be carefully screened to ensure they are "quality" testers (as in,
paid off)
Summer 2010: The first 100 begin beta testing. The
initial reports from the now paid viral marketers will be mostly
positive. The marketing campaign will begin, drumming up more
pre-orders.
Fall 2010: Facing some grumbling from people who
remembered their earlier promises of testing and release, OnLive
announced expanded testing will begin in 2011. However, this will only
apply to those who pre-ordered 5 year subscription plans.
2011:
Testing finally begins on a larger scale, and the results are painfully
lagged 480p streams, even on high speed connections. Outrage begins to
spread, OnLive claims it's all the end users fault, that they must have
some odd malware messing with their system. Paid virals on the internet
still sing OnLive's praises.
2012: After a year of expanded
testing, the test servers unexpectedly shut down. A message on OnLive's
site claims that due to "unexpected issues as a result of poor network
infrastructure, the OnLive service was deemed unsustainable."
No refunds offered for the pre-orders. Steve Perlmen spotted on a yacht in the Caribbean, laughing it up. |