-Make a non-furry Zelda game
-New online F-zero
-Luigi's Mansion 2

let it run itself and sit on the cash.

dissolve the company. allowing proper gaming to prosper.

Sit back and let the company continue making shovelware. I like money and I hate you.

I would tell everyone to continue making shovelware shit and then swim in my giant piles of cash. Fuck the gamers - you're all a bunch of whiny bitches anyways.

Luigi's Mansion 2
Luigi's Mansion 2
Luigi's Mansion 2 times a billion

Have a keen eye on the new Zelda game direction.

Kirby for the Wii

Sell it and live a life of luxury.

buy the rights to gears of war and halo and never let ANYONE make another halo/gow game again

Change the logo back to red.

Release Gold/Silver remakes on the PS3, priced at $500 per game.

Make more games support the Game Cube controller instead of the waggle wand.

Make the logo blue :3
get Kirby Wii back into production, and announce it but NOT a release date as it can't be rushed
Buy the rights to Mischief Makers from Enix and have Treasure make the sequel/remake/whatever

Sell it to someone who will rebuild it from the ground up.

There is no hope for nintendo.

>>28893803
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I'd make this game:

Wario RPG: Mighty Megagame$!

*Our Story*

WarioWare, Inc. is in the red! After making record-breaking profits and wowing the critics with its line of minigames, Wario's game company is in a financial slump. There's even rumors that WarioWare could be bought out by Big Bland Games, the publishing mega-conglomerate! In a bind, Wario decides he'll make one last game: WarioWare's last hope, its final... well, you get the idea.

Wario: "I got it! We're gonna make an RPG! And you guys are gonna help!"

Mona: "That's the spirit, Wario! I'll work on items!"

Kat & Ana: "We'll make the weapons!"

Ashley: "...I'll design monsters."

Dribble & Spitz: "Leave the vehicles to us!"

Wario: (Wahaha, this is rich! We'll make a ton of money, and I won't even have to hire anybody!)

Scarcely a month into production, Wario falls asleep at his computer, knocking over his Garlic Soda and sending the whole gang into the game! Wario and the gang set out to make an epic adventure, now they're in the MIDDLE of one!

Gameplay:
A sendup of Japanese RPG cliches, Wario and his buddies battle spiky-haired heroes, overbearing villans, and bizzare bosses! Tedious summon sequences, meandering townsfolk, out-of-place accents... nothing is sacred in Wario's eyes!

Enemies getting you down? Give 'em a taste of their own medicine, with Wario & co's special powers! Melt into the ground and sneak-attack with Zombie Wario, stupefy enemies with Crygor's Twisted Humor, or leave 'em in the dust with Dribble & Spitz's Taxi Call!

Split the company into three completely different entities. One makes the hardware, one makes casual games and one makes 'hardcore' games. Nintendo's previously first-party games go multi-plat and make even more money, and the hardware and casual games continue to sell like crazy. I become one very rich man.

Kill the jews

Fund the N128. Fund the Halo/Mario splicer with a genre so anti-specific all retards can enjoy.

>>28893902

FUCKING FUND IT

Make fucking pokemon game on a non-handheld that isn't a Madden like rehash.

Make Animal Crossing actually deep/fun instead of rehashing it. Although, Konami has already beat us to the punch

Make an actual good polished and fun bowling/tennis/golf/baseball game using the Wii's capabilities instead of half assing it for a quick buck.

Fix the online capabilities / friend codes

Release a hard drive

Release Mother trilogy to the states on the DS.

Produce actual orchestrated or good sounding music instead of half ass midi music in our Nintendo games.

Release the overlooked Game boy donkey kong game to everyone for free download on their Wii. Because it was fun and everyone should play it.

>1. Buy the rights to the Monkey Island series from Lucasarts and hire the guys who did Sam and Max to create a new trilogy of games.

This is just a great idea in general. If you could get DoubleFine, Hothead, and Telltale to work together.

............ my god. Its beautiful.

>>28893902
FUND IT

>>28893944
Go back to bed Disney

Smash Bros for DS WITH SPRITES

ARCADE VERSION for smash bros.

Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks style brawler starring Captain Falcon and Ganondorf.

pic unrelated

>>28893799
>>28893799
>>28893799

publish "bob's game"

i'd:
1. Institute quality control on the casual games coming out for the system so only good casual games were made.
2. update the wiimote so it has motion sensing that WORKS.
3. allow an official homebrew SDK on the wii and DS that has no functionality for pirates.
4. take wii fit, wii music and all brain training games off of the shelves. it's meant to be a games machine, not some training tool for your mother.

>>28893902

Holy fuck you really thought that out! I would buy 8 copies! (Since I would keep spilling Garlic Soda all over them.)

>2. Godhand style brawler starring Capatin Falcon.

DEAR GOD YES!

>>Release Mother trilogy to the states on the DS.

THIS THIS A MILLION TIMES THIS.

>>28893902
Motherfucking fund it. That sounds fucking amazing. Wario + RPG Parody = GOTY.

Buy Remedy. Set them to work on Max Payne 3.

Buy Free Radical. Set them to work on Timesplitters 4.

Put the Mario and Zelda IP's to rest, creating several interesting new IP's which will not have (m)any sequels, instead offer a unique, interesting world. Something in the vein of an up to date Zelda game, on the next console (waggle optional) but in a variety of settings, fully voiced scripts and vast new environments.

I would fire everyone, and sell of Nintendo's assets to Microsoft.

Make sure that the next generation of Nintendo hardware has a single online account and friends list for use in all games on both home console and handheld.

Make Camelot make a new Golden Sun game for DS.

F-Zero Wii with online system somewhat similar to that of Mario Kart Wii, but for 30 players.

>2. Godhand style brawler starring Capatin Falcon.

I just ruined my pants.

Sell the company, live as a rich hermit in a really nice house with good things inside.

Donkey Kong Country 4

>>28894058
>2. update the wiimote so it has motion sensing that WORKS.

How do you mean? Including the MotionPlus as a built-in function on the remote/with the Wii?

New Startropics.
New Kid Icarus on Wii as a 2D platformer.
New F-Zero developed by Sega's team that did GX
New Smash Brothers games on Wii and DS
New Golden Sun or a spiritual sequel depending on what Camelot wants to do.
Bigger focus on building new franchises.

Revamped Online system for the Wii.
Massive Virtual Console updates included translated versions of games that never made it over (Fire Emblem and Mother games)

Make a game based on Francis from Super Paper Mario.

Release a more interesting variety of games that leverage the Wii's unique controller scheme.

I'd ditch any high profile developers and focus entirely on shovelware. I will then buy the Moon with money I get, and hire the NASA to carve a giant coolface into it.

>>28894248
something like that.

How I wish someone from Nintendo with a lot of power would be casually browsing /v/ as this thread is being discussed.

>>28894269

FUND IT

Pokemon 151, a stand alone game staring young Misty who is trying to catch 'em all.

Metroid Dread, set after Fusion you have to fly with your spaceship from planet to planet and well just play Metroid in 2D.

>>28893991
>>28894021
>>28894094

Writer of >>28893902 here
Wario RPG would also combine the platforming of the Wario Lands and the minigames from WarioWare. For instance, Wario could smash through to the "basement" of a dungeon for some platforming segments, and during battles taking place on the top screen, the party would call in the player to do touch & mike related stuff, like slide discs into the computer to "load" attacks, or blow into the mike to make gale winds.

Super Mario Bros. 4

Full control of the games that they make.

1. Mario RTS (I don't know why there are no RTS games on Wii, it should work just fine with Wiimote) where you control the bad guys (kinda Dungeon Keeper/Evil Genius like).
2. More games with Wario.

>>28894375

> Mario RTS

;_;

>>28894300

I'm sure they've considered just about everything in this thread and decided against most of it.

A couple things in this thread will probably actually happen though.

>>28894323

That sounds fucking atrocious.

>2. Godhand style brawler starring Capatin Falcon.

Fucking win. I'd buy it.

-Kirby for the Wii

-Smash Bros. DS

-Pokemon Snap 2

-Pokemon Stadium Wii, it'd be like PBR except good. Mini-game collections ala the old Pokemon Stadiums, a Pokemon Colosseum-style campaign, various other improvements.

-G/S remake

-Optional non-waggle controls for every game

-Release Mother trilogy in the states on the DS AND Wii, get to work on Mother 4

-Make more games with DS/Wii connectivity. It's an awesome feature that only gets used on PBR, to my knowledge. Perhaps I'd even make the DS work as a Wii controller somehow (release a patch or an adapter, or something).

In no particular order I'd
-release a stealth firmware update that bricks any softmodded Wii
-cancel any upcoming sequels that aren't in the Mario or Pokemon franchises
-release a Pokemon MMO that nickle and dimes you with microtransactions, and charges a nominal monthly fee as well. It would focus less on the RPG elements and more on player interaction and making friends.
-buy the rights to Sonic and hire the Sonic Team employees. They will be instructed to make at least one new Sonic game for Wii every year, and they must introduce at least two new friends per title while phasing out Tails and Knuckles.

>>28894428
>
> -Optional non-waggle controls for every game

Signed. A lot of games are actually doing that these days too.

>>28894428
> Mother 4

Itoi says he won't do any more Mother games, so it'd be hard to make it good.

>>28894468

I do more snes/n64 to ds ports to keep pirates happy.

>>28894468
Fuck you

>>28894468
>
> phasing out Tails and Knuckles.

This should have been done a long time ago. they're some of the worst characters in the series.

Get Silicon Knights to stop fucking around and make mah Eternal Darkness 2. Also show Igarashi a bunch of money and get him to make a 2D CastleVania 5 action game for Wii.

Sell Nintendo to Microsoft and retire

>>28894503

I'm sure he'll change his mind eventually.

Either that or he'll die. Either one works.

>>28894468
but what ever will happen to pumpkin hill?

>>28894468
>>release a stealth firmware update that bricks any softmodded Wii

OH WOW HARDEST TROLL EVER

1) Revamp the Virtual Console system to allow online multiplayer for all the games (that have multiplayer to begin with).

2) Add Sega Saturn, 32X, Sega CD and Dreamcast to the VC.

3) More RTS games, develop an MMO, Reinstate the Nintendo seal of quality by placing it on the quality games to make consumers aware which games are shovelware shit.

wtf is shovelware

Nothing. Nintendo are toy company always have been. Their core market has always been young children and people new to gaming. They have never catered to the gaming market. That was what SNK, Capcom, Sega, Konami, Sony, and Squaresoft did.

They're making a fortune right now. They're next avenue to rake would be the pre-tween edutainment market. Recent patent applications show that is the direction they're heading in.

Nintendo fanboys are man-children stuck in the past who need to grow up and move on. Losers.

http://kotaku.com/5178504/new-nintendo-patent-looks-like-picture-pages-20

>>28894591
>Reinstate the Nintendo seal of quality by placing it on the quality games to make consumers aware which games are shovelware shit.
FUCK YES YOU ARE AWESOME.

Fix the fucking online system.

Buy SEGA. Keep all the good teams, fire Sonic Team, make Sonic 4.

Make a real crossover game staring Sonic and Mario.

Commission Capcom to make a mascot crossover fighting/party game.

Make the Virtual Console not suck by allowing netplay on two player games and releasing good games faster rather than shit.

Add Gameboy, Gameboy Color, and Gameboy Advance library.

>>28894591
>
> make consumers aware which games are shovelware shit.

People who know anything about games can tell with a glance.

People who don't won't care enough for it to make a difference.

Buy the rights to WH40K from GW and add Space Marines to the next Smash Bros.

I would fund games that feature some kind of cross-platform (DS and Wii) multiplayer. Top candidates would be Smash Bros. and Four Swords Adventures.

Also

>2. Godhand style brawler starring Capatin Falcon.

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Whore the hell out of the Nintendo properties like the Vietnamese hooker it is.

>>28894170
>Make sure that the next generation of Nintendo hardware has a single online account and friends list for use in all games on both home console and handheld.

All you'd have to do is that. Non-shovelware third-party support would skyrocket and we'd finally get usable online play.

>>28894591

>Reinstate the Nintendo seal of quality by placing it on the quality games to make consumers aware which games are shovelware shit.

Yeah, I thought about it too.

>>28894712
ITT: people love captain falcon but not F-Zero.

>>28894591
Protip: Nintendo Seal of Quality was never about actual quality of the game.
It just meant that the game was licensed by Nintendo and authorized to be sold.
Remember, NES had A LOT of shitty games.

make a new pokemon colosseum game for the wii
pokemon snap 2 for wii
pikmin 3
new 3D zelda for wii, 2D for DS
new f zero for wii and ds
2d metroid for ds
EBA 2
electroplankton as wiiware
smash bros ds
golden sun 3
mario golf and tennis for wii

New platformer, shmup, action/adventure, and beat 'em up IP's.

>>28894503
I'd punch him in the balls repeatedly until he agreed to make Mother 4.

Also, I'd make a Pokemon/Digimon crossover game.

fire everyone, sell off all buildings and equipment, buy a private tropical island populated with naked women who would have sex with me without being paid for it

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Sell it for the billions it is worth right now and swim in cash for the rest of my life.

>>28894643

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I would release Smash Bros. on the next MS and Sony system with exclusive characters. On the Xbox you get to play as Halo and on the PlayStation you get to play as [spolier]nogames

>>28894812

This.

Ten times this.

I would collaborate Retro Studios and the Metroid team of Nintendo to make three Metroid games: Dread, a filler game to fill some plotholes, and a spin-off game in which you will play as a Fed trooper.

>>28894468
fuck yes

best ideas ever

>>28894899
well i fucking failed

EBA on the Wii with working waggle thanks to wii-motion plus.

Add an achievements system just like the 360's, except reward the players for the achievements by giving them points they can use to download VC games.

I'd make a new Game Boy, called the Game Boy Next.
featuring 2 touch screens, backwards compatibility with all titles from the GBA and DS, along with the ability to download GB/C/A games from a virtual console style library. Some games will be free for limited times, but will usually cost a flat-fee of 100-500 points. Oh yeah, and encourage homebrew developers by creating a semi-easy to use SDK (think along the lines of RPG Maker, but slightly more complex) for the GBN.

Buy Rareware back and force them to make good games again.

1. SUPER MARIO ALLSTARS DS

2. POKEMON SNAP 2 WII

REMAKE METROID 2
REMAKE GOLD/SILVER
REMAKE RAD RACER
REMAKE 10 YARD FIGHT
RERELEASE THOSE PLAYING CARDS FROM THE 1800'S
REMAKE ROB

1. start making f zero,star fox(original pilot), kirby games
2. make wii 2, make it powerful but affordable
3. buy exclusives such ff14,mgs5 or gta5 big names
4 . get rid of friend codes open lobby games

Revive several canceled projects from the N64 era like
http://www.unseen64.net/2008/04/04/mini-racer/
http://www.unseen64.net/2008/04/04/catroots-n64-proto-tech-demo/
http://www.unseen64.net/2008/04/04/echo-delta-unreleased/

Get tons and tons of teams to start projects revitalizing a fuckload of IPs.
Nothing too big, a small game of each, like F-Zero and Starfox and 2D Metroid and all those that are seemingly forgotten. I can off my head say about 6 of them are in desperate need for a sequel.

Now, they're all finished, each about 5 hours in length, pretty much the standard in terms of gameplay to the older games, the only thing different being the content inside and the controls for Wii. Looking at sizes for past GC games I have big hopes that it's possible on one standard disc.

Yeah, that's right. One disc. One disc of 10 games including Starfox, F-Zero, 2D Metroid, 2D Zelda, 2D Mario, Kid Icarus, Kirby, maybe some more. Each on their own right could be a full fledged game, albeit with a bit less content and a bit more intense and packed in presentation.
Let's say, something like the new Punchout, only with less modes and fighters. Mostly like N64 games in terms of amount of content, packed into 5 hours. And controls that fit the Wii perfectly.

tie miyamoto and make him make a game for every of his dead franchises

also new f-zero, starfox and pokemon (3rd person online) game

remake online play (cancel friend codes)
have reggie triple ass fucked

>>28894997
>2. POKEMON SNAP 2 WII
This. It would be great.

I'd make Rockstar and Game Freak collaborate to make Pokemon Theft Auto.

Probably hire more business guys then take a vacation in Hawaii.

>>28895052

New Star Fox? Sure, if it's not RETARDED like every single one after the N64 version.

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>>28894591

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
This is the level of awesome that all /v/tards should strive for!

2D metroid game for DS (map and inverntory and shit on lower screen)

1) New proper Gameboy handheld
2) New proper console with no WAGGLIN controllers
3) New 2D GAMEPLAY Metroid as it should be
4) New 2D GAMEPLAY Mario as it should be
5) Suck developer's dicks daily to get awesome, GOOD 3rd party games on the system
6) Tell the casuals to fuck off and play Solitaire on the PCs.

Make GB/GBC games downloadable.

I don't care where, but preferably on the DSi.

Pokemon MMO.

Make a plan that will make every single person on Earth forget all generations of games after SNES, destroy every single game and console made after SNES, and make the industry go back to NES/SNES times again.

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Make a Zelda game
Make a Mario game
Play them
Quit the company

FUCK, I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT THIS MANAGEMENT STUFF

OH WELL, FUCK IT, GUESS I'LL JUST SELL IT TO SOMEBODY COMPETENT AND LIVE OFF THE SALES MONEY