I FEAR I don't have an answer.

See what I did there? I'm so funny.

TWISTED

METAL

2

OWNS

play the first before the second

AXEL POWER

>>28871439
CALYPSO YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
THAT'S NOT WHAT I WISHED FOR!
THAT'S NOT WHAT I WISHED FOR AT ALL!

Loved him years before I became the real-life embodiment of him.

Head-On was beautiful. Truly, absolutely, totally beautiful.

And the PS2 version, with all the extras and commentaries and constant "THANK YOU FANS FOR BEING FANS" thing? It made me feel loved. And not just the "Thank you for playing" Capcom kind of love. I'm thinking real, honest-to-God love.

Loved by a game developer. What are the odds of that?

Axel is such a hardass.

>>28871439
Such a devious bastard.

The only one to one-up him was Minion, the lord of hell.

>>28871570
I believe you have my stapler.

Picture: FUCK YEAH TWISTED METAL!

OP: Words words words words words words words words

The New York stage in Twisted Metal 2 is DA BEST

I remember I was at my friends house, and he let me take over for him. He was Twister. I didn't know she was a girl until much, much later.

>>28871652
I've never even touched head-on, I should pick that one up...

Anyone else tend to have a LOT of trouble with Twisted Metal games? Throughout my life, I haven't even been able to beat all of them because a some of them are tough as shit, at least to me.

>>28871797
The only one I beat was 2. Great game. I loved blowing up the Eiffel Tower.

I also got pretty far in Black, but man, that was a hard game.

>>28871797
Head-On is basically Twisted Metal 2 with better graphics running at the smoothest pace ever for a Twisted Metal (Yes, even Black) and just too goddamn fun.
And get the PS2 version. Shitload of extras, and I mean it. Including the original live-action Twisted Metal 1 endings, the cheesiest, most b-movie game endings you will EVER see.

>>28871873
>I also got pretty far in Black, but man, that was a hard game.
You need to beat Black at least once to watch the end credits.

>>28871897
Not to mention a few new characters and stages.

Also, am I the only one who at least was marginally entertained by the concept of TM4? I mean, it was at least a setup for playable Calypso. I did love The Joneses though, they need a Black incarnation if at all possible.

>>28871979
One of the best end credits for the PS2 and the best usage of Paint It, Black since NAM.
PROVE ME WRONG, FAGGOTS!

>>28871979
I WANNA SEE IT PAINTED
PAINTED BLACK
YEAH

>>28871570
Use special
Shoot power missiles while doing it

Fuck yeah Mr. Slam.

>>28872044

Sorry, can't.

I SEE A RED DOOR AND I WANT IT PAINTED BLACK...
NO COLORS ANYMORE I WANT THEM TO TURN BLACK...

PARIS LEVEL IN TWISTED METAL 2 WAS FUCKING GOD TIER

>>28872023
I liked the car creator only for two reasons:
1) The generic "Your Wish is Granted" FMV, which allowed me to self-insert my wish of boning Twister from TM2.
2) Creating the Mini from Italian Job and playing as Charlie Croker.

And yes, Nuke Truck Calypso was quite awesome.

>>28872102
Then what is Paris Level in Twisted Metal Head-On?
GOD KILLER LEVEL!
BLOW UP THE EIFFEL TOWER AND IT'S CHUNKS BECOME RAMPS AND BRIDGES BETWEEN THE FUCKING ROOFTOPS!

>>28872274
>Twister
>Shit tier
If we ever play, you better hope I don't catch you in an enclosed area.

>>28872274
>thumper
>mid tier

ha ha no

>>28872274
Tiers ar 4 FAGGOTS.

>>28872274
>Warthog
>Mid Tier

Get out.

Are there any Twisted Metal games that have online play? I'd like to try that.

>>28873025
Black for the PS2 and Twisted Metal 2 for PC.

I'm gonna agree with everyone in the thread talking about Head On for PS2 being great.

Seriously, it's what TM3 and 4 should have been.

>>28873080
Alright, I'll go grab TM2 for PC then.
I might try a thread about it after playing a bit, maybe /v/ would be in on it too.

vigilante 8 > twisted metal 2

>>28873160
Maybe so, but V8 just didn't survive for some reason.

Sad the Arcade version isn't that great.

>>28873251
that and twisted metal fizzled out.

i wouldn't mind seeing a "new" sequel to either series for the current gen. (i do like twisted metal, but have a preference for vigilante 8)

i did try the xbla demo for vigilante and it didn't seem as fun as i remember it on the ps1.

>>28873160
WHERE IS MY TWISTED METAL VS VIGILANTE 8?
MARVEL AND CAPCOM GOT ONE! DC AND MORTAL KOMBAT GOT ONE! WHY CAN'T WE HAVE TWISTED METAL VS VIGILANTE 8?!

>>28873342
i think the reason is, the devs decided to make the game specifically for the original fans. and looking back upon the old game, i think that was a little bit of a mistake.

>>28873342
I blame the really wonky gravity the most, it takes away from a lot of excitement to float with very hit.

>>28873375
FUND IT

>>28873375
Vigilante 8 vehicles, weapons, and levels modded into TM2. FUND IT.

>>28873448
>>28873494
funditmind

>>28873375
Seconded, imagine if they went the Capcom vs SNK route and included V8 versions of the TM crew and Black versions of the V8 gang?

Fuck year Vigilante Outlaw vs. Senile Madman Slick Clyde.

To OP: Torrent Fear1, play it first.

To everyone else: FUCK YEA GRASSHOPPER DEATH FROM ABOVE

I spent so many hours of my life playing Twisted Metal 2. Goddamn.

Warthog all the way.

twisted metal 1: rooftop minion fight. scared the shit out of me the first time i got there, bastard came out of nowhere and molested me in ways that aren't yet illegal.

>>28873375
I have the story right here:
no, wait
ok
So it's a prequel, where the Twisted Metal tournament is USA-wide (not worldwide yet) and they are blowing shit up. The Vigilantes try to stop it, and are joined by the good guys in the TM roster (Outlaw, Roadkill, etc.). The Coyotes and the bad guys just want to blow shit up.
Mother of God,the ending sequences...they would be...so...marvelous...

come to think of it, TM1 is the only game of the series I haven't played (not counting Small Brawl, which doesn't exist)

I have always hated that Axle character, don't know why.

THEBESTTHEBEST

>>28874070
>Small Brawl, which doesn't exist
what? i'm holding a copy as we speak, how do you mean doesn't exist?

>>28874070
Small Brawl is actually decent.

HOLY FUCK AXEL TWISTED METAL NOSTALGIA!