I JUST WANT THEM TO BREAK DA MADDEN OUT MAYNE

IM SUCH A GAMER I PLAY ROCK BAND!

50% of the score is determined by real life challenges that have nothing to do with gaming. What kind of bullshit gaming competition is this?

honestly im suprised this isnt on spike tv

What is this?

IMMMA RAGGING! IMMMAAA RAAAGGGINNNGGG!!!

You're just too casual to appreciate it.

>>28360673
rage fuel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYfsLSvY4CU

I wanna partake. Is there a stream or something?

15 minutes in, still no fucking videogame playing. Now on commercials.

I have a feeling that there will be even LESS than 5 minutes of gaming shown on screen. Even when they game they will probably be showing the faces of all the contestants 99% of the time.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK.

>>28360666
spike doesn't have the timeslot at the moment to draw in the kiddies
this is right after ecw

>>28360541
you're a baby, turn the tv off.

DROS RYDDED YN HENIATH BARHAU

what are you watching you nigger

Everything they play is crap except maybe virtua fighter 5.
VF5
ROCKBAND
PGR
HALO3
MADDEN

HUUUUURRR DUUUUUR BIG NAMESHITTY GAMES = REEL GAMERS

>>28360740
WCG Ultimate Gamer on Scifi

>>28360722
kinda bad you know this. also LOL alienware commercial, hey lets peddle overpriced computers on fratboys and ghost hunters fans

>>28360673
>wcg-ultimate-gamer-20090223043756182_640(...).jpg

http://www.scifi.com/wcgultimategamer/

Wow, OP pic looks to have every worthless stereotype of this current generation covered.

>>28360737
That was a little out of place, no?

I FEEL SO BAD FOR MY GIRLFRIEND WHO HAS TO SIT THROUGH ALL THIS RAAAAAAAGE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYGbEydUFJw

OKAY WE KNOW YOU'RE GOOD GAMERS BUT YOU AREN'T REALLY GOOD UNLESS YOUR GAMING SKILLS TRANSLATE TO THE REAL WORLD

fucking feminists ruined my life

womens rights feh

>>28360744
ya, everyone knows TF2 is for the hardcores.

Fucking. RAGING.

This is painful.

>>28360744
microsoft is paying for all of this shit
pgr, vf5, halo were all played at wcg 2008
gh3 was also played so that's roughly equivalent to rock band

>>28360541

What's with the trap on the right

20 minutes in. Still no actual videogames.

>>28360804
You have no girlfriend. Enjoy your effeminate gay best friend's cock.

>>28360744
there's nothing wrong about pgr

>>28360822
compaired to what they play it is. dont expect quake.

>>28360744
irony

why are half of them women, thats not reality. No no, this doesn't make sense at all.

From Ciji's profile:
Interesting Fact / She and her ex-boyfriend were one of only eight couples in the world that could do magic tricks using telepathy.

FUCK RAGING SO HARD

>>28360698

Why do I get the feeling that Microsoft is funding this shit

should have started with a pokemon tournament

God damn the Donnas are ugly.

>>28360698

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GAEMING?!

All they did was run around, play basketball and shit. And the drama, what the fuck is up with american reality tv and drama. How the fuck do you manage to fuck every fucking reality show with your goddamn whining, fuck!

all the dudes are ugly

If this was real, they'd all be either koreans or nekcbeards... OR BOTH

>>28360808
Haha, I hate that dumb bitch Athena PMS, her clan fucking sucks. I remember one time my team had a scrim against some PMS girls and we beat them so bad they quit out. I wonder if they have DOA; I think I saw Swoozie?

23 minutes in, STILL NO FUCKING VIDEOGAMES

>>28360871
Reminds me of /v/.
Except with more girls.

tf2 is more casual than halo 3

fuck all of you

>>28360979
because king of the hill reruns at 2 am and ill be up then.

this shit is so fucking dumb

Oh for fuck sake, here comes the "we need to make an alliance" bullshit that comes with EVERY reality tv show. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GAMING.

>>28361025

Swoozie is there.

OMG an alliance!

Okay guys, lets make them do something not related to vidya games to decide who has to play vidya games for survival. So basically everyone will eventually go there and have to play the crap shoot of which game they have to compete in. Whoever happens to suck the most at the game being played goes home. Better in 4 out of 5? Doesn't matter if you play the 5th against the resident pro YOU'RE GOING HOME!

Also that lead PMS chick is ugly as sin.

Wizard had a better vidya competition than this.

They get one asian gamer and this fucker?
where are my korean starcraft players,
fucking raging at the name dante.

I'm thinking about making a Marvel:Ultimate Alliance

HURR DURR

1 asian
Possibly looks Taiwanese
no starcraft being played
pointless

>>28361087
should be on your tv, but youre watching this shit. like me.

>>28361098
swoozie was horrible in cgs
lol him and belle
lost col like every match

Is there a way to watch this online?

what a surprise, the girls play rockband. I bet they fucking suck at it anyway.

>>28361121
>Dante
>Devils Alastar

Christ, could they try just a little harder than this?

27 fucking minutes in and not one single piece of gaming. Sure is a gaming tournament here.

Needs more Asians

>>28361121
>>28361148

Asian mind.

VIDYA GAYMES

Halo Wars commercial. Confirmed for MS sponsorship.

Also: TIME TO BUST OUT MY SUPER ROCK BAND DRUMMING SKILLS

AM I SERIOUSLY WATCHING THESE GAMERS EAT BREAKFAST RIGHT NOW!?

WHY AM I WATCHING THEM EAT BREAKFAST?!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

I have no idea what this is but please say that's a trap on the far right. He looks little like bill if bill let himself go and had a hot topic explode on him.

>implying gamers have sex

>>28361121
do you think koreans are going to be good at these amerikkkan-centric games?

also they can't speak english
not good for tv

LOOK AT MY AC/DC SHIRT IM SO HARD

use gaymen skillz

IT'S A TV SHOW YOU FUCKERS
GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS

Fucking hell. First of all, the list of games is pathetic.

Games they needed to use instead: Future Cop L.A.P.D. Multiplayer, Circuit Breakers Multiplayer, Pokemon Battlan, Total Annihilation, Tekken 6, Call of Duty 4 and Gran Turismo is a far superior list.

Second of all, the format of the show is shit. They should be given three games to train in for an end of week competition, where the best aggregate score wins points for that week. You'd get to follow the training, the tactics and the rivalry between players who only have each other to train with.

Second, the format of the show is all wrong.

>>28361252
Protip: Asians know more English than Hispanics

>>28361047
C-c-c-c-c.. CANADAFAG?

PLOT TWIST: RANDOM TEAMS

Seriously, why the fuck would it matter? It's just hitting notes on a screen. You wouldn't need a goddamn alliance for this. I'm sure people at frat parties are better than them

looking at them I bet none of them would be even close to beating me at a game that isnt rockband/guitar hero.

>>28361307
the hispanics probably have more experience in actually using it though
whenever you interview a korean sc player they always have the most broken ass sentences you could get

THEY ARENT SHOWING THE FUCKING GAMES THESE FUCKING DRAMAQUEEN FUCKS ARE STILL TALKING AND I HAVENT SEEN A SINGLE GAME BEING PLAYED

FOR FUCK SAKE

What channel?

why are you tripping out on me?!

>>28361252
still raging on
>Dante/Devils Alastar

>>28361324
or east coast time zone retard, also TRIPPAN OUT

http://video.scifi.com/player/?id=1050590

Jamal loves the Dreamcast. Sold.

Dante: Why don't you guys use nofail so you can practice the rest of the song?

Bitch: NO OMG WTF BUTTOUT

>Ultimate Gamer Competition
>No Starcraft or Quake

Bullshit.

I know Robert's a Master Chief at every instrument.

Whoever pitched this idea should BURN IN HELL FOREVER FUCKING FAGGOT

Gaming evolved.

bright room is bright

was shocked to see that tv set up right, was hoping that it would be set to 480p

I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE TO MAKE A SHOW WORSE THAN GHOST HUNTERS BUT THEY FUCKING DID IT.

>>28361413
No, I'm atlantic time in canada and King of the Hill reruns are on at 2AM. You must be watching on a different channel than me.

Bitch needs to be raped to teach her who's in charge.
Fuckin' bitch.

32 minutes in.

STILL. NO. FUCKING. GAMING.

Worst fucking show ever. I won't even watch it to rage.

The fatass white thrash was a top Starcraft competitor according to his profile. Everyone should support him.

wow.. that geoff is hot dude...!

It's ultimate "console" gamer PCfags, get the fuck out. It's our fail, your games wouldn't make it any better.

haha, alliance

>>28361488
Lulz is dat sum Maritimefag?

none of these people play pc games except athena and incontrol
the rest would be at a severe disadvantage ;_;

>>28361488
10 pm, 2 am, sometimes 5:30. cartoon network.

35 minutes in, is it time for gaming yet?

>>28361507
I'm supporting Jamal cause he loves the Dreamcast and owns over 70 consoles. Jack of all trades master of non ftw.

strategy games are the only videogames that require even a modicum of "skill".

why are they showing halo and guitar hero?

If they're playing rock band in this episode, what will they play in the other episodes?

Blonde fat guy is kind of hot

>>28361121
Can I get a full list of names?

An asian guy with a Devil May Cry name should only be the tip of the iceburg...

The best gamer chicks usually aren't the type that flaunt themselves at tourneys. The best gamer chicks I know hate tournaments.

>>28360934
Because gamer GRRRRRRRRRLS are so HOT! Look at that fucking blonde...she hasn't played a game in her life. In fact, none of these fucks look like they've played anything but Wii sports, Madden and Call of Duty except for the asian and the fat guy. The "punk" chick looks like she might've tried American McGee's Alice or Silent Hill, you know, to be dark and hip.

THEY FUCKING SUCK

OH FUCK ARE THEY PLAYIN ON GOD DAMN NORMAL LOL!!!!

Also the singing... MY EARS

haha vocalist has the easily part

>>28361372
>read >>28361294
It's not for you, it's for casual people, don't you get it?
You are a fag for raging at this, just ignore it allready.

>Rock Band
>Halo 3
>Virtua Fighter 5
>PGR4

Oh God, fuck Spike.

>>28361618
Quake, L4D, something actually entertaining to watch

So. They just trolled an entire nation of people who tuned into watch.

oh it's on fucking SCI-FI

NO WONDER

There will less than 5 minutes of gayming and they won't be focusing on the game.
Mark my words.

Watch Game Center CX if you want to see a likable person playing games instead of this fucking trash, christ.

http://www.tvnihon.com/tracker/browse.php?cat=79

What's with that brown guy with the deep blue eyes? Fucking scary.

Anyone else notice that the t.v. isn't calibrated? Or that voice feedback is jacked up all the way? And that the "solitary room" is most likely a green screen?

>>28361561
>Lulz

Yes but I am no longer interested in meeting you

Jamal is the only one who doesn't seem like a tremendous douche. Him and the fat kid.

The entire show is fixed, actors who never play games, just stop watching it already.

Virtual Fighter is the only game of any credibility they have in their line up.

Wow Rock Band I fuckin suck at that game :(

nigger is first

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK WAS THAT I ONLY GOT TO WATCH THREE FUCKING MINUTES OF ACTUAL GAMING?!!

THREE MINUTES?! ARE YOU KIDDING?!

FOR FUCK SAKE
FUCK
FUCK
FUUUUCK

If you people rage at this you are fucking retarded. It's obviously intended for a different audience than you and just because you think it's stupid doesn't just somehow magically make you universally right and it doesn't make you superior to everyone else. It's just fucking opinion, stop acting like you are the fucking bees knees. Your opinion isn't somehow more influential than the everyday masses opinion. Eat shit.

>>28361774
and im sure they'll play it like soul caliber

OMG HE WEARIN A SHIRT DAT SAYS "NOOB" LOL XD THIS SHOW IS SO HIP I LOVE BEING A GAMER

I just watched the trailer.

>HEY FAGGOT GAMERS PLAY REEL GITAR

>>28361825
sup casual

the red head chick is pretty cute

in b4 Woozy sends Jamal in

so, two episodes of bsg left guys
shit just got real

oh fuck a tritton commercial
haha i got a shirt from them even though i shit on the guy and his headphones at ces

>If you people rage at this you are fucking retarded. It's obviously intended for a different audience than you and just because you think it's stupid doesn't just somehow magically make you universally right and it doesn't make you superior to everyone else. It's just fucking opinion, stop acting like you are the fucking bees knees. Your opinion isn't somehow more influential than the everyday masses opinion. Eat shit.
>words
>implying we didnt expect it to be shit

>>28361825
>just because you think it's stupid doesn't just somehow magically make you universally right and it doesn't make you superior to everyone else

It's a gaming tournament where 50% of the score is determined by non-gaming tasks. I have every right to consider myself 100% right in saying this show is total bullshit.

>>28361825
True, it's aimed at stupid 12-year-olds who think they can be a 1337 g4m3r and still be part of the cool crowd.

the fatass just sang better than everyone by using chicken sounds
I hope he wins

If she wanted girls to be respected so much she'd just play games and win without opening her mouth.

>>28361810
>THREE FUCKING MINUTES OF ACTUAL GAMING

Expect this to carry over to future episodes. Enjoy not getting to watch full matches in Virtua Fighter 5 and Soul Calibur 4.

>>28361903
if we arent the taget audience, then who is? i doubt anyone besides us would give 2 shits about gamers.

Um.. If you can do all these tasks why are you playing videogames?

>>28361907
it's on directly after ecw
enough said

>>28361825
I can't believe you're bothering to defend this show. Maybe you should just leave /v/ if you're into this kind of shit.

>>28361894

this 2 bad the whole fucking competition is gay casual games and or games that suck

>>28361949
>If she wanted girls to be respected so much she'd just play games and fix sandwiches at the same time.

I hate the commercials even more than the show.

>>28361968
stop being so dense. EPUCH FREE MMO

>>28361297
>They should be given three games to train in for an end of week competition, where the best aggregate score wins points for that week. You'd get to follow the training, the tactics and the rivalry between players who only have each other to train with.

THIS. This is what it should have been. Not his reality tv garbage. I just lost an hour of my life to this shit. Even 4chan is a better use of time.

rage of the northstar

>>28361968
its made for casuals
frat boys
people who play wii
gamer girls
young teenagers
etc

not hardcore /v/irgins

http://us.wcg.com/games

I just found their game list. Looks like the pilot is to appeal to the masses.

Highlights:
>Starcraft: Brood War
>C&C3 Series(Which proves they have no idea what they're talking about. Hopefully it's Generals)
>CS Series(1.6 only please)
>Quake 3 arena
>Warcraft 3(Who wants to watch this? It's a fun game, but seriously.....)
>UT Series
>AOE Series
>Virtua Fighter series

The descriptions are somewhat rage inducing

>>28361507
i'll support if they actually play it but casuals wont be able to keep up with his APM if hes good

>>28361968
people who like reality tv show drama, the gamer thing is just another theme to it

>>28361877
God...
You know, these trolls that keep posting that "You waste away your life on /v/"-bullshit? They probably don't know how correct they are sometimes, which is sad.
You are so fucking thick, it's a riddle to me, how you could survive this long.
Enjoy your basement.

why are there so many fucking grrl gaymurz?

>>28362088
No one likes reality tv shows. It just so happens the people with nielson boxes are trolling us all by tuning in to purposely ruin TV.

Why are the gamer girls always archetypes?

FFS.

The ONLY good things about this show are the Celldweller music and the red head chick.

BOOOOOURNS

So they're insane gamers and they use a fucking soft mat for DDR.

Pathetic.

Hey logicfailfag. Shut the fuck up. This is /v/ OUR turf where rage is kind and hatred flows like a 3 hour held back piss.

On this board our opinions do mean more than the masses and we've got plenty of right to sit on our board and rant about our views.

Take your casual loving somewhere else bitch. Try neogaf.

So has anyone ever heard of any of these fags?

>>28362147
Because women are idiots and inferior to men.

HE WENT FROM DOING BAD ON EASY TO DOING REALLY REALLY WELL... ON EASY

YES I PLAY HALO I'M AN ULTIMATE GAMER

okay we all realize wcg is a lot different in format from wcg ultimate gamer right

I'm putting my money on the Asian guy, he's gonna wipe the floor with those obese freaks.

TV is dead to me. I don't even watch it anymore because it's filled with garbage like this.

>>28362218

Don't be a faggot. There are plenty of good gamer girls who are nothing like these chicks. Unfortunately they don't get any press because they're not busy whoring themselves out for attention.

after one of these guys wins this "ulitmate gamer" title, are we gonna be seeing them on everything vidya related?

KILLZONE 2 COMMERICAL SONY IS IN THIS ASWELL

>anything can happen in the elimination round.
>speaking as if shes been they before.
>first episode

>>28362211
true talk

>>28362257
how different can they be when they're both elaborate advertisements for microsoft?

>after one of these guys wins this "ulitmate gamer" title, are we gonna be seeing them on everything vidya related?

Yes. Their will be products named after them, they will be all over every commercial. It will be a clusterfuck of fail, AIDS and rage.

you know why no good gamers are on this show? because no self-respecting gamer would be caught on this abortion of a show

>>28362295
no
they'll be part of wcg for this year but i doubt you'll ever see them again unless it's in a game they are good at (swoozie and incontrol were "pro" level gamers at one point. athena is part of pms who suck at games but they're sort of big and have played in a lot of tournaments, and failed at probably 99% of them. i think a few of their players were in cgs and therefore paid as well)

>>28362238
Exactly what I said IRL.

Next week they're playin SFIV this is gonna be entertaining

>>28362348
exact face I made mixed with a "NNNNNNGHH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU"

>>28361507
Incontrol? That fucking noob? They should put in Starcraft and have the casual kick his ass for lulz.

>>28362352
the actual wcg has a shitload more support from gamers

im going for the bro in this one fuck that other guy and his hat/contacts

I wonder how much that fat guy weights.. his arm is huuuge!

lulz JD is form so cal and is good at sports games that he plays at his fraternity

>samsung arena
>my tv, one of my HDD is a samsung
CONSPIRACY

>>28362211
>/v/ is mah super seecreet specuuuul club where i can be cooooool and awsum!!!!

Your opinion means SHIT. Not in public, not on the internet and especially not on /v/.

This is a board about fucking videogames, not about some tv show. /tv/ is very far to the right, go there instead and get your thick skull smashed in for ragin about something, that was never been intended for you.

Real gamers aren't on this show because they're too busy ACTUALLY PLAYING the vidya, or browsing /v/.

>>28362211
>where rage is kind and hatred flows like a 3 hour held back piss.

Oh dear fucking Jesus H. Goddamn Christ I lol'd like a motherlicker.

>>28362428
but that was vf5
sfiv wasn't even released at the time of taping or you probably would have seen halo wars

>>28362374

I was in PMS at one point (in before flames and trolling) and they had an in house online tournament to determine the sponsored Halo 2 team. Then the sponsor decided like the tards they were, that they wanted the team to be full of girls under 18. Of course after one or two MLGs the team falls apart. I was pretty disgusted. Couple this with the amount of drama and sycophant bullshit that goes into a girl's clan I couldn't take it.

HOLY SHIT HE WON HIS FRATERNITY MADDEN TOURNAMENT

>sports games
>strategic planing

>sports games
>strategy and planning

>>28362295
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
I haven't thought of that yet

>>28362056
clicked link and;
>Warhammer 40,000 series: Multiple Versions

I can't wait to watch them play tabletop!

>>28362472
a VIDEO GAME related tv show is still game VIDEO GAME related fag

>>28362515
at least the bro doesnt look like a total faggot and could probably get gurls

>>28360541
I fucking hate Robert so much.

God damn freak won FUCK

>>28362525
Because everything else requires strategy.

>>28362514
how much did you get paid for being there?

>sports games
>strategic planing

>>28362472
>was never been intended for you.

People always use this kind of argument when critics call them out on peddling their bullshit.

>It's game over

So...could we just send in videos of ourselves playing the games they do on the hardest mode perfectly and win whatever bullshit reward they get?

>Your opinion means SHIT. Not in public, not on the internet and especially not on /v/.

Then neither does yours. So shut your fucking mouth you pretentious little bitch. Your hypocrisy is palpable. "Your opinion doesn't mean shit but my opinion that yours doesn't mean shit does mean something."

>This is a board about fucking videogames, not about some tv show.

If it's related to vidya games it's legal content. Suck a dick.

>/tv/ is very far to the right, go there instead and get your thick skull smashed in for ragin about something, that was never been intended for you.

People can smash heads over the internet. WE USE CAPS LOCK WHERE I COME FROM. Your right it's not intended for me. It's for people that don't play video games.

>>28362476
>implying /v/ plays videogames

AAAH COFETTI SHITTAN BRIX!!!11!1

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Cyber_Games

is a better list of games than the us.wcg.com list
you'll note they haven't played q3a in forever and ut in forever

And the abortion finally ends. Shit sux. Plain and simple.

>BAWWWW IT WASN'T A SPORTS GAME, I WOULD HAVE WON OTHERWISE

>>28361251
You are completely retarded. I wager that everyone, gamer on not, has had atleast one sexual encounter by the time they are 18 and sex by the time they are 21.

the fat kid is actually cosplaying Coop...

>>28362648
having fratboy eliminated this fast = DELICIOUS

55 minutes of teenaged drama and shitty commercials for a 5 minute clip of two casuals playing Rock Band. At least the game was intense right? I had no idea who was going to win when the score was 70,000 to 20,000 and there were 30 seconds left in the song.

>sports games
>strategy and planning

>>28362604
No, because /v/ in general has proven how much they suck at video games.

wtf are you guys doing watching this shit?

i mean it's one thing to like different games but this is just blasphemy

>>28362697
I'm 17 and I've never even been close to a sexual encounter, and I'd wager I won't by the time I do reach 18.

so how would /v/ make this show better?

>>28362604
that would be an application for the show, and well, application phase is over. this is like all reality tv shows. you have to show why you should be on tv, and if you are not up to snuff for their list of individuals that casting wants then you will not be picked. they want people who look interesting or who can be controversial assholes or who are likable by the public.

so /v/

have you realised yet that you are no longer the target demographic for games yet?

i think you have, you just all enjoy raging too much.

>>28362697
I'm 18 and have had no sexual encounters

>>28362922
Have only one competitive game: Mario Kart Wii.

>>28362922
less female gamers

>>28362922
moar asians

>>28362922

Less drama
More people who can actually play video games
No real life challenges
Better games
More gameplay footage
No gaming t-shirts

Actually, fuck it. This show is beyond repair.

>>28362922
make it more like nick arcade

>>28363034

less fake gamers in general

>>madden fraternity tournament champion

Are they fucking kidding me?

>>28362942
a lot of /v/-goers likes to think it means something and can actually have an effect on the world.

Holy shit, I thought this was the same show. I thought they put the gamers in a haunted house looking for urns. Jesus.

please tell me they aren't going to completely ignore the game that's been played at every single WCG event since its inception

>>28362922
create a new game that will test every skill that makes an "ultimate gamer" and then have them play this new game

>>28363089
none of those make good tv tho which is why tv is shit

>>28362697
20 and nothing's going here, the future looks bleak too. Thank god I have liquor and a right hand.

>>28363138
they will and they are
plus incontrol would just stomp over everyone
he's the only one who has ever played starcraft at anything near high level

>>28362942
>have you realised yet that you are no longer the target demographic for games yet?

Following that logic, you no longer have a foot to stand on when arguing that Piracy is killing gaming.

>>28362922
they play games that take skill like halo 3

>>28363138
they're thinking of getting rid of it for next year since SC2 is coming "soon"