>>28177575
>Tonight at 9 EST on CBC-TV
>When a media outlet blows something out of proportion for the 100000000th time.

also inb4 cold jokes

>>28177699
that should be half the fun

>>28177769
Well its common knowledge that US news industry is the laughing stock of the world.

>>28177705
you need to chill bro.

What the hell is the "fifth estate?"

>>28177705

Hey man, there's no need to give this thread a cold reception

>>28177786
All mass media is a laughingstock, it doesn't just count to USA.

>>28177786
not US bro

/r/ the Fallout Tree macro

>>28177856
wrong

>>28177828
investigative journalism

>>28177786

>.ca

>Canada

>>28177979

lolitrolu

That's cool dude.

>>28177979

I think they're going to interview his parents too, so it should be interesting anyway.

>>28178040
It's I AM INVINCIBLE, not I'M INVINCIBLE. Watch the fucking movie you tit.

>>28177916
Not wrong, it's all more about ratings, making more money, reporting on anything as controversially as possible to get more people. It stopped being about actually reporting news a long time ago.

This sure will give the audience some chills.

He's the guy who played Fallout Tree and froze to death, right?

It'll be a cold day in hell before I watch crap like this.

>>28178177
>your

>>28178237
>too

I loled at the shining one.

It will be the usual. Bla bla bla games are evil. Parents did everything right bla bla bla.

>>28177828
canadian right wing news show
only old people watch it

>>28178209
The Fallout 3 pun never gets old

These journalists really need to chill out.

Let me be the first one to joyfully proclaim:

cool story, bro

>>28178275
>right wing
>cbc
lolno

>>28178170
The Tour of Duty series is so overrated.

>>28178170
>Tour of Duty 4
>Video game Xbox

Eh not gonna watch it.

>>28178203
>>28178209
>>28178282
>>28178283
>>28178284

I am going to watch this just to piss my pants laughing. I will then roll in my own filth while masturbating.

Can someone link me to the story?
All these ice and cold related puns have me interested.

>>28178530
abridged version: Brenden Crisp was playing too much cll of duty 4, so his parentstook it away from him. Kid got butthurt and ran away. couldn't find him for two weeks. They find his body and believe he died of hypothermia. It was later found out he fell out of a tree and died.

>>28178650

>>28178530
http://www.thestar.com/News/Ontario/article/531591

>>28178650
Oh my god, I remember seeing the first development and jokes that would've even given Dr. Freeze the chills, but the tree thing? That's ridiculous.

>>28178727

No, that's seriously what happened, some hunters found him.

I guess you could say that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

you are now hearing the theme to TOP GUN in your head manually

>>28178650
Ahh sounds familiar.

The title should be. Stupid kid has shit parents and dies. The gene pool is stronger.

Don't mind me guys, I'm just THE GAME out.

>>28178752
which is where the fallout three jokes came from

>>28178650
At least he got the Goodbye challenge before he died.

>>28178815
It wasn't very cool to trick me.

>>28178815
Dr. Farnsworth gave me the good news that I was now exempt from the game.

>When Brandon threatened to run away that day, his father helped him pack his knapsack and let him leave.

I lolled.

>>28178856
I mean Professor :O

>>28178812
it's hardly the parents fault that the kid was dumb enough to freeze to death and all out of a tree at the same time

>>28177575

>TOP GUN

FLY INTO THE DANGER ZONE

>>28178864
i lol'd too, but shit i probably would do the same. brats want to act out? i say fine, go! sure i'll feel guilty as hell when my kid is found sodomized and beheaded four blocks from home but seriously kids these days are spoiled brats. i would totally call them on their bullshit.

>>28178919
>>28178797

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0UOZ9NHDsY

>>28178758
lol'd like a bitch

>>28178919
Goose, who's butt did you kiss to get in here anyway?

>>28179033
The list is long and distinguished.

>>28179064
Yeah, well so is my Johnson.

>>28178940
You could just beat them.
Same result without the sodomy and beheading.

You all say he's an idiot to have ran away from home and die in the wilderness, but all he wanted was to get back to his roots

>>28179087
where would the fun be in that?

This is why I love /v/ :3

WATCH YOUR NECK GOOSE

he did a good imitation of autumn
he did leave this
world falling out a tree

>>28179080
*Top Gun bro fist*

Anyway, I think we can all agree that the reason they never found him was because he was using Dead Silence?

>>28179158
thank you Maya Angelou.

>>28177575
Blowing something out of propotion is something that the media always does. I guess you could say that the media is once again barking at the wrong tree

>>28178852

Goddamn it. That was terrible but I still laughed.

>>28179158
>he did leaf this world falling out a tree
fix'd

NOTHING HAPPENED YOU IDIOTS, HE'S ALIVE AND WELL
IT'S JUST A STUPID /B/ MEME TO PRETEND HE'S DEAD.

>>28179231

I thought he was using UAV jammer

'sup guys! where's my special on the dangers of ipod owning?

>>28179343

The whole internet is /b/-tards, then?

http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=brandon+crisp&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

>>28179464
yes his parents are just trolling

does the cold inspire people to do stupid things or something though?
look at the francesca anobile case.

I love how it is always an outside influence and not the parent's responsibility.

Crisp! Crisp!
Crisp of Canada!
Dumb as he can be!
BAAAAAWWW!
Watch him fall from tree!

Crisp! Crisp!
Crisp of Canada!
Now he's dead you see!

>>28179514
Or how maybe the kid was just batshit insane? Nah, couldn't be.

But it's still kind of a shame. He probably would've survived the cold if he'd been using Extreme Conditioning.

>>28178317
Holy shit, he's servived 4 tours on x-box live? Get that man a medal, fucking hero.

Oh god what is that thing in multiplayer you get by falling to your death more then 30 feet?

>Top gun

HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE

Once again, he didn't die from the cold. He died because he FELL FROM A FUCKING TREE. I can't even imagine what he was thinking when he climbed into a tree. Seriously who the hell goes like "Gee it sure is cold around here, I better climb up into a dangerously high tree so I don't freeze to death!"

The guy was quite a PUUPÄÄ

Kid gets addicted to a game.
Kid gets game taken from him.
Kid runs away.
Kid falls from tree and dies in cold.

Or you could be sane and just equate his death to poor parenting.

I'm sorry, Goose, but it's time to hit the tree.

>>28179821
There's a Pixar movie plot in there somewhere

>>28179724
>>28179002
>>28178797
the place where the bar scene was filmed burned
the piano is gone, but i think they saved some of the underwear and the helmet

The Center for Online Addiction estimates that between 5% and 10% of the population suffers from some form of Internet addiction. It defines the condition as "any online-related, compulsive behavior which interferes with normal living and causes severe stress on family, friends, loved ones, and one's work environment."

The Center for coming up with bullshit estimates that 80-90% of the population suffers from compulsive "Working Disorder". People think that just because they go out and devote 90% of their lives to a screwball cause like making vanilla scented candles in a factory it makes them better people than those who don't want waste their time working their asses off their entire life just to afford the "NORMAL" life.

>CBC-TV

>>28179928
wat you say

>When a video gaming obsession turns to addiction and tragedy

>When child abuse turns to addiction and tragedy

Frozen to a Crisp?

Holy FUCK! Some kid got mad at his parents and ran away? That is fucking un-heard of. How the fuck did I not hear about this until now? Jesus Age Christ what is this world coming to.

>>28179928
CBC is decent-to-good dude.

I'm lolling hard at this thread

>>28180228
Yeah but this is over tour of duty and he failed miserably

>>28180228

>Some kid got mad at his parents and ran away?
Nope, put your anti-violence anti-consumerism hat back on.

>Some kid was evilly seduced by a malevolently designed murder simulator to betray his normally obedient and kind behavior and defy the will of his loving, caring, and most attentive parents.

just read they're going to tie in pro gaming (cash incentives)
i lol'd hard

THE DARK SIDE OF VIDEO GAMING.