Don't browse 4chan at work.
Dumbass.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why the fuck would you browse 4chan in any kind of public place? You should have known better.

Jesus that sucks, but why were you browsing 4chan at work?

thank god my work is pro-loli, i am now assistant manager!!!

reported for not video games related

Looks like you're a retard for browsing an image board that is in ANY way related to /b/.

Looks like you're ALSO a retard for posting in an image board with something not related to video games.

I mean really, don't you have anything better to do? Go get a job you lazy bum.

Also, enjoy sage. :D

pics with the date on your bosses angry face or it never happened

I browse at work

It's my dad's store so I can do what I want

If only your boss was MICHAEL SCOTT: WORLD'S BEST BOSS
He'd be cool with it.

That's what you get for posting in /v/ during work.

>fired for loli

even though its supposed to be, you should know that this place is not worksafe. your own damn fault

>>28024261
/v/ isn't video game related?

PROMOTIONS!

>Thinking /v/ is worksafe.

I know it's a rule and all, but are you really surprised considering the amount of pokeporn?

>>28024180
American.

Blaming your own failings on something or someone else is typical of you losers.

I laughed

8/10
would lol again

>>28024180

I lol'd

>>28024282

>emoticon

Get back to /a/.

Don't leave your computer at work while browsing 4chan if you have a tight ass manager.

My boss knows fully well that I browse /v/ all day long, and knows that the internet is filled with non-worksafe content.

You knew the dangers of browsing.

>>28024317
His post contains nothing about video games themselves.

Hurp.

come on, if you were an employed 4chaner, you're probably smart enough to know there are like 50 million programs to protect you from being discovered

>>28024282
I don't think you know how the point of typing sage, enjoy looking like an idiot.

>>28024317
A thread that is not about video games is not /v/ related, no.

4chan isn't worksafe.

How can a board on a non-worksafe forum be worksafe?

I don't believe you could be that stupid, so I'll just act as if OP is trollan

PROMOTIONS!

>>28024392
>you're probably smart enough to know there are like 50 million programs to protect you from being discovered

Name one.

Loli isn't child pornography in any legal sense, it wouldn't have done anything if he did call the police.

Link me to this loli and I may believe you...

...fuck it just post the loli.

Fuck, /v/. Fuck. I just got promoted at my job because of you. Worksafe board my ass.

I was browsing through here while I was supposed to be doing some filing and reports, and I went to take a piss. the internet at my work is slow as hell, so I clicked for it to go back to the main /v/ page, and when it finally loaded I clicked to upload a picture of some loli from my flash drive. Naked loli.

My boss comes in the office and goes to sit down at this guys desk and go over his computer. Boom. He pulls up /v/ and a picture of the loli I posted. He told the nerd to pack up his things and get out or he'd be reported to the police for child pornography.

I love you, /v/!

Why do people still browse /v/ at work?
Jesus, go to a board like /d/ or /ss/, those are way less inflammatory.

>>28024381
>>28024410
so /v/ is the only board that doesn't allow people to talk about the board itself. Nice to know.

>>28024418

My old ban says differently. Banned for a month for non-worksafe content in /v/.

i lock my computer because there's always a bunch of faggots wanting to use my printer privileges as the admin blocked them for copying 1500 birthday invites,

Anyone browsing 4chan at work deserves to lose their job.
How fucking stupid can you be?

PROMOTIONS

Sorry but, I can't believe you. If you updated the page, you would be at the start of it. And there are only banners about that stupid webgame. So, you were obviously watching loli.

>>28024460

Just go to a Pokemon thread.

/v/'s lack of moderation got somebody fired.

Good job mods.

dahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
oh good, very good

Fuck, no one believed you the first time you said it.

The best thing is that this can be fucking easily avoided by just opening a new tab or just alt tabbing

Itsa me! Lolio!~

>>28024518

Do you have an 800x600 resolution or something?

>>28024518
not op but at work my monitors are xbox hueg and i can pretty much view most of the front page

WAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...seriously, you didn't expect that? fucking think ahead.

who else saw this same thread last night?

Fuck, /v/. Fuck. I just lgot a promotion because of you. Worksafe board my ass.

I was browsing through here during my work break, and I went to take a piss. The internet at my work is fast as hell, so I clicked for it to go back to the main /v/ page, turned off the monitor, and got up to go to the restroom. So while I'm pissing, my dad comes into my office and goes over to my computer. He turns off the monitor because he had to use my printer for a second, and right there on the front page is a fucking naked black dude.

Who the hell posted that? A fucking nude black guy, fully [s]colored[/s] black, and not even in a comic so that anyone would be able to easily see what it was.

When I get out of the restroom, I walk back into my office and my dentist is standing there glaring at me. He then tells me to pack up my things and leave the office or he would be calling the police for black dude on my pc.

You guys are great /v/

Yo, /v/. I just fired this faggot today. I had to print something and went to use his computer while he was away. Lo and behold, when I turn on his monitor he's got a full page picture of a naked loli. I lol'ed, because even I know that you shouldn't be browsing 4chan at work. I do, but from my personal laptop which I bring to work and use because I'm the boss and can do what i want. I fucking hated this guy, he faps in the bathroom all the time and we can hear him, so I was looking for any reason to get rid of him. Funny thing is, I have that same loli picture on my laptop.

Fucking retard, eh /v/?

>>28024180

Because you can't lock your workstation or anything, can you?

hurrrrrrrrr

>>28024615
>>28024625
I don't know what you're talking about

Fuck, /v/. Fuck. I just fired a guy because of you.

I was checking up on employees during my work break, and I went to some guys desk. The internet at my work is slow as hell, so this guy clicked for it to go back to the main /v/ page, turned off the monitor, and got up to go to the restroom. I turned on the monitor because I had to use his printer for a second, and right there on the front page is a fucking loli.

When he got out of the restroom, I told him pack up his things and leave the office or I would be calling the police for child pornography.

Nice job, /v/, now I gotta hire a new guy

>>28024704
>He turns off the monitor because he had to use my printer for a second
>turns off

Wait what?

>/v/irgin

>job

troll

It sucks, though OP should've known better for leaving his workstation with 4chan opened.

I hope you'll learn from your mistake, but judging by your whiny retarded post I doubt you will.

Sup /v/ I'm a computer

Today chilling back at the office some guys needs a piss after reloading a webpage. So I do my thing and there's a-fucking-nother street fighter 4 image. so i render this thing as a loli pic to liven things up. the boss came along and saw it. holy shit was he mad.

i think i got some dude fired.

old copypasta is old

Nice fail anon.

Kill yourself.

>>28024751
don't fill the space if your internet is slow

use THAT space ololololololol

I rarely sage but this feels warranted. You're all retards for believing OP blindly without proof who probably samefagged all those posts quoting post 28024108 saying different variations of "I lol'd".

To summarise, ITT: Christians.

Hehe.

>>28024704
0/10

With how often porn is posted here and how *relatively* often REAL see pee gets posted here, you'd have to be a fucking moron to browse 4chan anywhere out of the privacy of your own home. There are plenty of other ways to waste time in an office setting.

>>28024914

You need facial hair. You look like my little brother.

Did you at least manage to save the image?

>>28024914
>To summarise, ITT: Christians
What does that have to do with anything

Tools > Options > Content > Load Images Automatically > Exceptions > 4chan.org

durp

Fuck, /v/. Fuck. I just lost my job because of you. Worksafe board my ass.

I was talking with Jedediah during my lunch break, and I went to take a piss. The internet at my work doesn't exist, because I'm Amish. So while I'm pissing, my boss comes into my barn and goes over to Jedediah. He gives Jebediah a quill and tells him to write a letter, and Jeb draws a loli that I showed him on 4chan when we went into town to trade.

Who the hell posted that? A fucking nude loli, fully colored, and not even in a comic so that anyone would be able to easily see what it was.

When I get out of the haystack, I walk back into my barn and my boss is standing there glaring at me. He then tells me to pack up my things and leave the barn or he would be ostracising me for not living like a fucking caveman.

What the fuck, /v/?

>>28024914
I want to make love to you :3

I was walking through my office and some absolute faggot was browsing 4chan /v/. I thought I would troll the faggot and posted some loli I had on my USB stick while he was on the john.

Five minutes later, the faggot gets fired! Awesome, huh?

>>28025137
He's attempting to troll.

>>28025137

>Christians will believe anything.

God, I fucking loled.

When I was looking at loli at work I got a raise.