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    115 KB Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:33 No.27833114  
    The difference between L4D on Steam and Xbox Live

    The following two conversations are 100% real. And are captioned from memory to the best of my abilities.

    ON PC:

    >We got a boomer ahead...boomer...BOOMER WATCH OUT!

    (boomer pukes on a Zoey)

    >Dude why didn't you get out of the way, what the fuck?

    Man, c'mon. I'm new to this game. I don't want nor deserve that kinda talk.

    >Ah ok. Sorry, I didn't know. Alright... in that case let me fill you in on some of the basics once we get up these stairs. So you don't get ralphed on again, hahah.

    hahahah.

    (Guy proceeds to inform the newbie, who is grateful. Match continues and everyone is happy)

    ON XBOX LIVE:

    >Alright, I hear one of them tongue-niggers comin up on us.

    Your mom's a tongue-nigger!

    (Swarm comes, Louis fires aprox. 26 rounds into Francis' back)

    >Yo what the FUCK YOU THINKIN! Quit shooting me you are so fucking bad at this game!

    I'm better then you chump!

    >Yeah right you are probably 12 years old in your parents basement. Don't even start, kid.

    FINE LETS GO VERSUS 1 ON 1 FAGGOT IF YOUR SO FUCKING LEET. 1 ON 1 FAGGOT. 1 ON 1 FAGGOT...

    (Louis continues to rhythmically chant "1 on 1 faggot" While Francis begins to scream obscenities and eventually just starts blowing into the mic as hard as he can.)

    (Group gets assaulted and wipes. I tell my friend I'm never touching his 360 again if that disk in in the tray)

    Not trying to imply anything. I just think that these two situations that both happened to me within the last 48 hours creates an interesting contrast.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:35 No.27833194
    hahahaha is Live really that bad? I'm a pcfag and have only encountered extremely annoying players maybe 5% of the time.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:36 No.27833230
    A good experience on one versus an extremely bad situation on the other?

    Wow, that convinces me not to buy that thing what you warned against. Golly
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:36 No.27833265
    I rarely play on Live but the times I have are generally pleasant. Worst experience I ever had was in on game where some guy kept being a douche and closing the safe room on us, but that's it.

    Guess it's just the luck of the draw.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:36 No.27833269
    Having both, that's about accurate.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:37 No.27833280
    >Ah ok. Sorry, I didn't know. Alright... in that case let me fill you in on some of the basics once we get up these stairs. So you don't get ralphed on again, hahah.

    lol, no
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:37 No.27833282
    >>27833194
    PS3 would be this bad if Sony had given every PS3 owner a mic. Packaging a mic with every 360 was the biggest mistake Microsoft ever did.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:37 No.27833292
    >>27833194
    >>27833230
    >>27833265
    >>27833114
    You cannot fool me OP.

    Copypasta faggot
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:37 No.27833296
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    >>27833194
    He picked one of the tamer situations. Xbox Live is, by its nature, a populist shithole that functions like a microcosm of the greater world (99% of people are insufferable shit, 1% are cool).
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:37 No.27833299
    >>27833194
    >>27833230
    >>27833265
    >>27833269
    >>27833280
    >>27833282

    Now we've established who's new here
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:38 No.27833323
    Live can be pretty bad. There are some bad streaks as well as good streaks. I've met some awesome players on wow whom i have loads of fun playing with and i've met some of the most annoying, racist, homophobic, ignorant, immature assholes on it as well. More kids on live then pc but not as bad as people make it out to be, no matter how much i complain about live
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:38 No.27833325
    Never played L4D on live, but COD4 is just horrible
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:41 No.27833405
    I only play with friends on Xbox and we are always in a party.
    However my friend has met a few people playing random games on the Xbox, so It's not too bad. The reason is that there is so many people with a mic the number of retards you run into goes up loads. Plus minors are much more likely to have a game on the console than PC =(
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:41 No.27833409
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    The only bad Live experience I had was when my team got to the Survivors phase, and two of them promptly ran out of the safe room, down the hallway and jumped off a cliff. They told me and the other guy to as well because they wanted to play as the Infected again.

    Me and the other guy actually made it to the Safe House, but only because the other team had only two Humans.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:41 No.27833420
    >>27833296
    see>>27833282
    Both fanbases are immature teenagers and children, but one is given a mic while the other has to buy one (which most don't bother with doing).
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:42 No.27833442
    PC community is far worse

    just what they do with Gmod makes me never want to touch a Valve game on PC
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:43 No.27833473
    >>27833325
    YOUR USING A FUCKING MODDED CONTROLLER, HAX FUCKING HAX BAN THIS FAGGOT
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:43 No.27833480
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    Epic.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:43 No.27833484
    This is why I make it a point to buy all multiplatform titles on my PS3 or PC and I don't know a mic.

    If I wanted to hear stupidity on the level of what I read here (even if it's copypasta), I'd move near a school to hear the imbeciles on a daily basis.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:43 No.27833500
    Good copypasta asshole
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:43 No.27833505
    >>27833480
    HAHAHAHA
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:45 No.27833543
    I've always wanted to kill faggots who are lumbered with those shitty gamepads
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:45 No.27833551
    1

    ON

    1

    FAGGOT
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:46 No.27833594
    >tongue-niggers
    Ahahaha. This is why I love playing on XBL.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:47 No.27833609
    This is why I disable the mic on all games that I play. I don't want to hear you fucks when I play a game. If you have something to say, fucking type it out dickweeds
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:48 No.27833656
    live is awful

    trolls trolling trolls
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:49 No.27833669
    >>27833114
    >Man, c'mon. I'm new to this game. I don't want nor deserve that kinda talk.

    lol, right. sure.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:49 No.27833704
    >tongue-niggers

    from now on this is what i'm going to call the lickers in l4d
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:50 No.27833719
    >>27833480
    ...Oh god damn, awesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:50 No.27833729
    "eventually just starts blowing into the mic as hard as he can"

    I lol'd
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:53 No.27833824
    >>27833114
    >Man, c'mon. I'm new to this game. I don't want nor deserve that kinda talk
    >>Ah ok. Sorry, I didn't know. Alright... in that case let me fill you in on some of the basics..

    hahahaha

    cool story bro
    >> TheLaughingMan !AWEsomEEEE 02/27/09(Fri)15:53 No.27833838
    >>27833480
    Shall we, /v/?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:53 No.27833851
    Team Fortress 2's community was surprisingly amazing on Xbox 360. I haven't played it since last year what with me getting the PC Orange Box and selling the 360 version, but during that time, there were no children ever on the game whatsoever. From what little of Left 4 Dead on 360 I've played at a friend's, I was shocked to find the complete opposite. I always thought Valve games would never reach the Halo/CoD crowd. Oh well. Glad I didn't get that one, anyway.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:54 No.27833879
    >>27833838
    Shall we what?

    Shall we go back to /b/?

    Nah, you go on ahead bro, I think we'll stay back here.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:55 No.27833899
    l4d pub games blow, on PC or live. Here is how they all go:

    >Team runs out of the safe house, zoey gets pounced, then ragequits. AI is so dumb that the rest of the team ragequits. Infected become human and there is nobody to fight so its boring as hell.

    This is why i never play pug games, always organized games with my friends or clan.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:55 No.27833901
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    >>27833296
    unfortunately you're completely right
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:56 No.27833960
    Cool copypasta bro.
    >> CorpHart !0CkKQ2vMWI 02/27/09(Fri)15:56 No.27833976
    Old copypasta.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:57 No.27834016
    >>27833484
    You're a fucking dumbass if you think this can not happen on the PS3 as well.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:58 No.27834052
    >>27833899
    Play on pirate servers. I have no idea why, but pirates are so so much more mature than people on the legal servers.
    >> The Bro 02/27/09(Fri)15:58 No.27834055
    >>27833114
    XBL is that bad...PSN is better...PC is the best..too bad Valve hates PS3
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)15:59 No.27834067
    >>27833851

    Most of the kiddies are turned off by TF2 because the "pixar graphics" aren't mature enough for a mature gamers such as themselves.
    >> ­ 02/27/09(Fri)15:59 No.27834098
    Xbox live is full of 7 year olds and hardasses who are too stupid to spend 50 dollars on a decent video card to play the same games on pc

    FAIL
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)16:01 No.27834162
    >>27833838
    Go for it, that picture is pretty old anyway. It's still fun to see what Jesse is up to every now and then
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)16:02 No.27834183
    >>27833851

    Yep, I too can vouch for the Xbox's TF2 community. Great bunch of guys and girls. I've been following the Scout update and listening to everyone bitch and whine and complain at Valve, and while rampaging over Dustbowl the other day, all I heard was "Hey, Scouts got an update on the PC. That'll be cool when we get it." and that's it.

    I haven't really had any bad experiences with L4D either. Certainly L4D players are more... vocal, but so long as you stay away from Versus mode, you'll cut out most of them. You'll find dickheads in every game you play, regardless of console, game, nationality
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)16:02 No.27834197
    /v/ sucks. This is COPYPASTA.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)16:03 No.27834244
    Xboxlive is terrible because everyone has a mic. PSN, PC.... you get half the people with mics, at best.
    >> Delicious Blitzkrieg ಠ_ಠ !wf5JJ352J. 02/27/09(Fri)16:03 No.27834246
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    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)16:04 No.27834286
    Xbox live sucks, it's user base is full of assholes.
    >> Shadownhero !!8yhz/KPGgKg 02/27/09(Fri)16:04 No.27834287
    Im having a L4D party with a bunch of /v/ bros later today at 7:00pm EST

    Want to join and talk and discuss video games and whatnot with some bros? Add Minty Shadow. I'll have the XBL Party started at 7:00pm EST.

    If this goes well i'll make this a weekly thing every friday with a new game. Next week will be TF2, in b4 >fps >360
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)16:04 No.27834289
    >>27834197
    So?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/09(Fri)16:05 No.27834297
    >I don't want nor deserve that kinda talk.

    Even though its copypasta, i just gotta say no one ever talks like that, anywhere, at all...



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