Fanboys and console wars

Convince me to buy the DS.

when people come to /v/ asking what game or console they should get because they are too fucking stupid to decide for themselves.

>>27799375
Should i buy the DS or the PSP? The PSP has aboslutely no games that I want for it but the DS has about thirty and I still can't decide. Help /v/.

>>27799419
>>27799425
Hate for whiny indecisive children mind.

The Nintendo Ds NEEDS a Super Smash brothers game.

It NEEDS IT.

or it will DIE.

With it, the DS will sell forever.

FACT.

You rage, you lose.

Halo invented pet peeves.

>>27799375
>>27799425
>>27799505

"What color is your DS?"

>>27799285
>ITT retarded GameFAQs pet peeves

Fixed.

Oh hey a pokemon thr--

PORN FUCKING EVERYWHERE !

>>27799598
>"What colour is your DS?"
fix'd

NeoGAF: "OMG OMG OMG NINTENDO KNOWS ABOUT US, THIS QUESTION WAS MADE SPECIFICALLY ABOUT US, THAT MEAN'S WE'RE IN MARIO NOW, I'M GONNA CALL ME MY MOM AND TELL HER THE GOOD NEWS!"

>>27799850
Go back to England.

>>27799920

People telling other people to go back to another country when they're already there.

Pro mode; Americans telling anyone who isn't American to get off their game when they're playing a game developed in Europe.

>>27799723

I lol'd

>>27799920
go back? i was born in england and i'm still an english resident thank you very much. and remember it's the ENGLISH languge, not the american language.

People saying something retarded, getting called out on it, then claiming they were joking.

People making a joke, people acted retarded about it then claiming the above scenario is what really happened because they didn't get the joke and refuse to accept that they've made a total ass of themselves.

>>27800066
Learn2speak American

Furries.

>>27800144
you learn to speak the proper form of the language first.
also: americans - what a bnch of stpid fcking cnts

LoL Wii Is still no 1 i sales despite having no interesting games released in the past year. I have no stock shares invested in Nintendo and no games to play but Wii has the most sales making my console better than yours.

>>27800303

Stop being a stereotypical self righteous twat. Both "colour" and "color" are correct ways to spell the same word.

>>27800066

pip pip don't get your knickers in a knot

>>27800440
Stereotypical, self righteous British twats who act holier than thou online.

>>27799894
LOL

Children throwing a shit fit when I say I'd prefer if a specific game had options for d-pad controls instead of stylus controls. They always start vomiting that same, "THEN DON'T BUY A DS IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE TOUCH SCREEN, TROLL!!" response.

>>27800543
Children crying "troll" because someone questions/disagrees with their opinion.

>>27799723
oh hey, a pokemon thread.


oh look, a pic of gardevoir

oh look another pic of gardevoir

another

another

dante

another

another

gardevoir story

gardevoir story fake ending

lol criminal scum.

So /v/, the core to console fights is people trying to justify their purchases right? Because doing so they think people can't tell they made a bad move with their money.So this can be compared like this. I bough an chocolate ice cream and you bough a vanilla one. Can you see where I'm getting at? Console fight is stupid, just eat your damn ice creams alone and stop bothering others only because their taste is different from yours.

>>27800587
GameFAQs moderators deleting your posts for trolling because you questioned/disagreed with someone's opinion.

>>27800604

I can't help but mock someone who paid five hundred and ninety-nine US dollars for a chocolate ice cream cone.

>>27800604
The last one is a pillow, not ice cream.

>>27799285
>>27800587
>>27800622

These three.

Any discussion about anything related to the"Wii" in a serious game thread.

>>27800604

hitler loves strawberry?

>>27800693

what if it was the last chocolate ice cream in the world?

>>27799626
GameFAQs claiming they created every single meme on the internet, including ones that were around before GameFAQs, and even the kids themselves, were even born.

>>27800747

OH MY GOD. He's right...

>>27800941
>>27800747
>>27800604

So I assume the strawberry represent the Wii.

MY CONSOLE IS BETTER THAN YOUR CONSOLE

NUH UH MINE IS BETTER THAN YOURS

NO NO MINE IS BETTER

NUH UH

YUH HUH


SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WHINY LITTLE FAGGOTS. WHY DO YOU CARE WHAT GAMES OTHER PEOPLE PLAY. WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO ACCEPT THE FACT THAT PEOPLE MAY *GASP* THINK AND ACT DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU? HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY CANT YOU PEOPLE GET THIS THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS, IT DOSEN'T FUCKING MATTER WHAT OTHER PEOPLE LIKE. ENJOY YOUR SYSTEM AND STOP BITCHING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES VIDYA.

HOLY SHIT CAPS LOCK

People who argue that games shouldn't be a factor on what makes one system better over another.

Pokemon general threads, if they arent related to the game, they don't belong on /v/.

Video game based movies and anime are more relevant to video games than 90% of the topics on /v/.

Topics bitching about other topics.

The mention of RRoD and No Gaems. Neither of those apply to either system anymore and are just used for a shitty trolling technique.

>>27801426

This and console warring.

>>27800693
At least you can eat an ice cream cone.
What can you do with a PS3?

i hate people who dont know what sage does.

its not a magic word that destroys a thread, its meant for when your post isnt good enough to bump a thread

i hate when people say "here's your sage", that makes no sense

>>27802462
Don't you have 'last minute exams'.