how is babby formed XD

Why did you decide to turn to steroids?

What's it like having tanks for arms?

Did you get into Shevas pants yet

What's your middle name.

>>27706266
You insert your penis into Kijuju and proceed to cum in their womb.

Why can't you move while shooting?

Can I bang your sis?

>>27706296


I CAN PUNCH THROUGH A ZOMBIE'S HEAD, THAT'S HOW FUCKING COOL IT IS.

Can I get your sister's number?

Why will your game be shit?

>>27706344

Because you touch yourself at night.

How many men have you turned gay with your manly looks?

>>27706289

Because Wesker beats the shit out of me ;_;

>>27706394
If I can move while touching myself at night then you should be able to shoot while moving, okay!?

>>27706396

You know Saddler? Now you can stop wondering why he talks like that.

If your mercenary career doesn't work out, will you do gay porn?

Please?

>>27706419
just...

uhh...


ಠ_ಠ GTFO

>>27706232
How did you get so Dude Huge so fast? Also did you hav sex with jill lul.

>>27706444
im not a mercenary, watch the trailers faggot.

How does it feel knowing nobody used your character in RE1?

>>27706486

I dunno lol, i never work out, it is like if some god (i think his name was developer or something) injected me a dose of polygons.

Also, i couldnt fuck Jill, he is pregnant with T-A.L.O.S :(

Why did the chicken cross the road?

>>27706494

ಠ_ಠ TROLL SPAMMIN' MAH' ENTRY!

>>27706582

uhh

brb steroids

So... nobody wants to ask me who the bird lady is?

>>27706704

Is it you?

When did RE become GoW?

Why are your arms so disproportionate to your body?

>>27706735

no, actually, it's Zoey from L4D.

Also, i fucked Zoey, shit was so cash.

It felt like incest, but it wasnt.

Are you afraid of yaoi fangirls that are going to draw you having sex with Leon with you screaming "LEON HALP!!!"?

>>27706788
see
>>27706576

>>27706791

Huh.

So how come I can move and shoot, but you can't? Kinda sucks for you buddy, I hope it gets better soon, whatever it is. =[

Brohug.

>>27706834
uhh

never thought of that...


i gotta fap to that.

>>27706232
You're not Chris Redfield, I'M Chris Redfield!
Fucking hell.
Ask ME anything.

>>27706853
can you punch through a zombies head?

yeah, thought so.

It's not easy to do two things at once with these kind of arms you know.

And Sheeva can't do it because i broke her ass.

>>27706853
This thread is now awesome.

>>27706925
He can't, but he can rip it's arm off.

>>27706925

I can still Smack space zombie around though, and stomp.

Also, i'd like to see YOU spend any extended amount of time in space.

I was just trying to be friendly, I guess it must be the steroids talking.

I spent forever trying to do the "backhand melee move" with you. Took about 12 partners for one to catch on to what i was attempting.

>>27706951
>>27706853

SAME PERSON

STOP TRYNG TO EMBARRASS ME

>>27706266
Lots of love, and throw in a plaga.

How depressed are you about the new inventory system and lack of that merchant?

>>27706951 here, I could never pretend to be Isaac Clarke, I'm just not cool enough. Also, I was saying it was awesome because you're both in the same thread at once.

>>27707038

you are faggot who needs a space suit to survive against monsters.

also, lmao your gender is dead, at least i evolved into ACTIAN SURVALZ.

>>27707083

Um no, you roid addled freak, just calm the fuck down.

Oh, and I think you left this when you came to the sleepover a while ago.

>>27707142

There is a merchant, i promise.

New inventroy sucks.

also,
>>27707129
>>27706898

SAME PERSON
IMPOSTER
SUCKS AT BEING CHRIS

GTFO.

>>27707157
You type like an imposter.

>>27707234

that.. that was a great sleep over..

i kind of miss you man..

that night we played silent hill all night..

D':

Ive got a teacher that somewhat looks like him, except hes a foot taller then me, and im 6ft.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQywfYCTr3U&NR=1

Fuck yes.

>>27707338

PICS NAO

I don't need a spacesuit or gigantic muscles to kick zombie ass,and I beat a giant deformed crocodile with motherfucking harpoons.

You guys are both faggots.

>>27707293

We should do it again sometime!

Don't invite that Albert guy though, he was a bit wierd.

>>27707464

YOUR RIGHT HAND COMES OFF?!?!?! XD

Geeze, even I had a more intelligent script.

>>27707234
/hug

;_;

fuck it, let's be friends again, no matter how different our games are.

>>27707464
As much as i like leon, him calling someone else a faggot is the fucking definition of irony. He actually passed up grahams invitation, god damn.

Friends 4 ever!

>>27707636

>>27707565
>>27707464

Chris, Leon.... what's it like to hold a girl? ;_;

>>27707563
YOU'RE SMALL TIME

HELLO STRANGERS, WHAT'S GOIN' OON HEARR ??

>>27707618
He didn't want to get partyv&.

>>27707762
ITT: BEST THREAD EVER

>>27707703
Feels good man.

Chris wouldn't know though because he accidentally crushes everything he tries to love with his massive arms.

someone archive this thread

>>27707762
Why did you never bother saving the world with your shit like infinite RPG and chicago typewriter.

>>27707817

Oh my goodness!

I wear armour, I think i'd be immune to his crushing!

:3

>>27707817

Atleast i get pussy, good luck with Hartiggan LOL.

>>27707338
Liar.

>>27707762
Hey merchant how many pesetas will you give me for this four pound diamond covered in rubies and sapphires?

Sooo slow...

>>27707864

WHAT ARE YA' BUYING ??

>>27707892

AWWWWHHH..

I'LLL BUY IT AT A HIGH PRICE .

(1000 pesetas)

>>27707987
>>(1000 pesetas)
>>high price

DO YOU WANT TO FUCK YOUR SISTER CLAIRE

CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS

>>27708018

i fucked Zoey from L4D.

That's about the same.

SARS!

>>27708119
>>STARS.jpg
>>SARS!

Oh sorry, I had some business to attend to, but i'm back now.

What's everyone up to lately? I hear you had a big mission recently Chris?

And Leon you... uhm, well, i'm sure you had fun.

how long did you study under C.Falcon before you perfected your straight?

>>27707987
.......sweet,you've got yourself a deal!

Fuck I'm stupid

>>27708165

Indeed, i just beat'd the crap ot of wesker using QTEs and unlocked a lot of shit that adds no replay value


meanwhile, leon was doing a mission with my sister but he couldn't get in her pants LOL what a fagget.

>>27708169
Newfags dont know about the TRUE falcon punch.

>>27707941
>>27707987
>>27707762
>>27707142

WHTAT?? THEY TOOK THE MERCHANT OUT? WHAT THE FUCK? GODDAMNIT

archive this shit!

Heeyy Leon. What's up LOL

>>27708169
you wouldn't believe how much i trained.

during training our fists accidentaly collied.

fortunately the world was ending due to the particle accelerator and out holocaust had a cancel-effect that counter'd the particle accelerator apocalypse, so we actually saved the world.


Sheeva's been training roundhouse kicks with Chuck Norris, too. If he does what he did with Ada, she will be expecting a hard-chinned baby soon.

>>27708268
He was replaced by Mike, he picks you up in a helicopter between chapters.

>>27708272
SECONDED

ARCHIVE OR SCREENCAP FOR FUTURE LULZ

Leon, Chris. Let's say you were both *really* drunk, and you knew no one would find out..

>>27708466

yeah...emm...i think /y/ would be an appropiate place for you...

What's going on guys?

Thanks for your request.
It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
This thread has been requested 1 times now.

>>27708657
PEOPLE

GO THERE AN ARCHIVE

>>27708598

oh hi thank's for delivering the G-Virus to Umbrella DIPSHIT.

You gave us a lot of fucking trouble, FUCK YOU.

(btw i still main you in mercenaries :3 )

>>27708856
Hey, i was only doing my job.

>>27708466
I came.

>>27708388
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE

>>27708018
Augh! That's disguisting, how dare you ask something like that!

Oh hell, who wouldn't?

>>27708900

whatever dipshit im glad you are not in RE5's mercenaries. You did bad decisions mate.


(but if you were in RE5's mercenaries id still main you

enjoy not being in any game
enjoy not existing

Chris? This is Brad!

>>27709072
Well at least i don't get my ass handed by Wesker.
Enjoy Jill being dead

Hey don't be mean. Albert's a big fat cheat, he doesn't fight fairly at all.

>>27709041
Need a ride, handsome?

>>27709072
>>enjoy not existing

>>27709319

OH SHI-

>>27709319

WIN
EPIC THREAD
ARCHIVE, ARCHIVE NOW

ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE

>>27709138
Brad!? COME IN, BRAD! BRAD!

>>27709275
Back of bitch. He's mine!

HOW'S YOUR SISTER CHRIS?

Heeeey Chris...

>>27709599
I don't think so

>>27709697
>>27709697
>>27709697
>>27709697

THE BROS THAT SLAY TOGETHER STAY TOGETHER

>>27709609
She's good. Working with those hippies at TerraSave, but that keeps her busy.

>>27708251

Oh but i will be back Chris,

If i wouldnt, Capcom would have to use some stupid whole plot twist like leon being the the secret head behind the conspiracy (lulz) to continue the series, so expect me to revive (again) for unknown reasons (again).

>>27709697

:'D

>>27709697

you actually took the time to draw that.

Respect man, RESPECT.

I hope this gets archived :)

>>27709978

Leave Chris Alone!

>>27709978
Wesker, you can try to keep escaping, but you won't this time. Meet met next Thursday, and then, again, the Friday after that, we'll settle this!

Pic related: It's me and my (former) partner ;_;

>>27710084
>>27710042

I have no problem taking time out of my day to draw my best friend. =]

>>27709275
Who the fuck are you?

Oh it's Ada,I couldn't recognize you with those tiny little sun glasses on.

>>27710347

Alex Shephard! How ya doing?

>>27710347
Hey there! The more the merrier in this Survival Horror party!

looks like you've forgotten me :(

>>27710727
Hey, don't blame me. I didn't know you'd survived!
Heck, Jill had to tell me, she was the only one who saw you at the mansion.

How does it feel to be punched in the stomach by Wesker?

>>27710960
Not good, I'll tell you that.
But at the same time, I wonder how he felt when I managed to drop a ton of steel beams on him.

Duuuudes, I need to sleep. Isaac Clarke has space Plumber college in the morning. =[

>>27711085
If I recall correctly, he was laughing.

Also, have you invested in deeper pockets?

this topic is giving me a massive boner i cannot contain.

Hello, Chris.

>>27711249
Sadly, B.S.A.A. has a "limited inventory" policy. It was bad enough when S.T.A.R.S. forced that "Six items or less" deal back when Raccoon City was...er...still around, but at least the folks at the BSAA are a bit more lenient. If only I was actually working to the US government, it seems like they get to keep as many items as they want! Hell, they have attache cases big enough to hold a large black bass!

Hey guys........what did I miss? Has anyone seen my wife?

Good night friends, I hope we meet again.

Also, Archive this thread for me, pretty please? I want to read it tomorrow..

>>27711392
Leon!
Hey, just found out about your little adventure with my sister back in '05, sounds like you DID manage to scrub that virus from the face of the earth.

>>27711419
But Jill had-
Er... sorry, that's a sensitive subject still.

what happened between the first two games

BSAA is for suckers

I'll be over here enjoying my GIGANTIC bass, thanks

>>27711392
I hope you enjoyed using my special .45

Yeah, well that's not all i wiped off the face of the earth, if you know what i mean! AHHAHAHAHAHAAH! HAAAAAAAA....


... so....


africa, huh?

>>27711550
No, man, it's okay...I can't dwell on the past...plus, everyone in the RPD wanted that extra item space, even if it WAS just two more slots.
>>27711566
Not much, I kept trying to warn the citizens of Raccoon City, but Chief Irons kept trying to shut me up. He was up to no good. Claire told me about what happened to him though, served him right.

>>27711767
Yep, well, at least it's pretty sunny. How was Spain anyways? Seemed like it was pretty cold out there without that awesome jacket of yours.

Chris, I must know your workout plan.

>>27712365
It's simple! Just drink your milk, stay under 2,000 calories a day, exercise for at least 30 minutes a day, and join an anti-bioterrorism group and undergo intense physical training, and you'll be all set!

>>27712325


It was very cold. Everything froze...

Though those nice men who Drove me seemed quite at home.

Wondered what happened to them...

AAANNYHOO, Whats the problem in africa?

I heard from Ada that it had something to do with a new breed of T-virus?

>>27712461
A strain of t-Virus? Ada is WAYYYY off, my friend.
I haven't dealt with a t-Virus incident since I went to Russia in '03. These are the same Plaga you kept having to deal with, Leon. Only difference is that we don't call 'em "Ganado", we call them "Majini". I keep seeing reports that they're zombies, but trust me, they're not. That thing they do with their mouths isn't anything like the some rotting, t-Virus infected freak.
The problem itself? Some kind of project known as "Uroburos", your guess is as good as mine as to what the damned thing is. My lovely assistant Sheva and I are working together to figure out how to stop all of this. Plus, something about the "Progenitor virus" has been brought up as well, I need to look into that...

>>27712429
No squatz or oatz?!