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02/11/09(Wed)22:21 No.27101836  Soldier
wasn't always the man we know today. It's a little known fact that he
was in the US Army for WWII, he lead many brave boys straight into hell
itself on the beaches of Normandy.
They were among the first to
land, and his entire squad was torn to pieces right before Soldiers
eyes. Something snapped in Soldier's mind, he grasped an RPG from his
dead comrade and went on the most spectacular killing spree in the
whole war. But after that battle, Soldier was never quite himself.
War
or not, Army has no place for Crazies and he was discharged and shipped
back, but Soldier would have none of that. He was constantly trying to
sneak the planes and boats headed for the war, but he was always
caught. Finally he bought his own ticket and when he landed he went on
his infamous "Nazi" killing spree.
He was arrested for various
crimes against humanity, placed in maximum security but at this point
Soldier was so far gone that in his mind he now thought he was a POW.
He kept daring the guards to torture him, he would never talk. He was
in there for many years, when an Agent of RED walked up to his cell,
and the doors opened.
The Agent explained there was another war
going on in Vietnam, and it was his patriotic duty to get in there and
crack some skulls, and if Soldier was up to it he would ship out
tommorrow.
Of course he agreed, they gave him a Shotgun and an RPG, plus his old trenching tool and Soldier was on way to "Vietnam."
Soldier
first thought to himself "Gee, Nam has more deserts then I
imagined...", but quickly dismissed it. After all, he had plenty of
killing to do. |
