There was this kid with his mom in the place I work today, he was looking at some stuff and she was talking to my co-worker. A few minutes later some sympatic looking guy comes in and says "What's up partner?" and high-fives the kid.Fucking awesome Blastoise dad
hapeneed
He gets drunk and beats his wife.
I wish Doom Guy was my dad...
>>26752930I wish my dad was a Blastoise. ;_;
GO BACK TO /r9k/ YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
cool story brah
This images teach me how to be a father
I wish my dad was my dad :/
>>26752930>>26752963Wait.Do parents actually say this kind of stuff?
>random boring event>thread posted about it
>>26753005well it dependsif their child is an abortion survivor, and pedophile to boot, i would guess... no.
i want to be a blastoise dad.; ___ ;
Wish Blastoise was my dad. Instead, I got Charizard.
>>26753005Typos aside, your dad hasn't said >>26752930 to you before?I'm... sorry.
>>26753039oh shit I lol'd
What a fucking bro dad! I want to be like that if I ever get kids.inb4 >/v/ >kids
>>26753037Oh.I wonder what it's like to have a dad.\:|
>>26753066
Bipedal pokemons are the best parents!
>>26753066Pic related?
Fuck off, I hate my dad.
Too bad Blastoise sucked ass as a parent back in the cartoon.
>>26753080I had a step-dad for a while. He made me bathe with my step-siblings...I'm now glad my mom divorced that asshole. She only married him because she thought I needed a father figure.
Can someone post the copypasta?
Venusaur dad anyone? Mine's actually like Paranoid Psyduck dad.
>>26753145That sucks, sorry to hear that. D:
>>26753129
CROPPED HEAD ON COLOR WHEELS ARE HILARIOUS
>>26753145Sounds hot. Were your siblings sexy?
>>26753145I had a step-dad for a while. He made me bathe with my step-siblings...fapping
>>26753169>>26753040>>26752998Oh god, what
>>26753157
>>26753195men suck news at farkin eleven
>>26753039i honestly would never care if my parents never came/stayed for my soccer games/plays what the fuck everif you seriously get traumatized by something so petty you deserve to kill yourself
archive this shit
For some dumb reason these are making me laugh uncontrollably.
>>26753226>I understand jack shit about a child's psychefixed
>>26753209my dad. except less cool.
>>26753193My Dad is a Charzard...;_;
so has someone done a piccolodick version of this?
>>26753256Because 4chan caused you severe brain cell lost to such extremes that this bullshit is funny
>>26753127Blastoise's head makes me laugh for some reason
charizard is for mans and mans only.
>>26753226
Well, at least my dad is civil most of the time, though he's got a huge ego.
>>26752967YOU LITTLE COMMUNIST HEATHEN, I TOLD YOU TO CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ROOM. YOUR DISOBEDIENCE HAS MADE ME RAGE SO HARD I DESTROYED YOUR DOOR WITH MY FOREHEAD. NOW CLEAN THIS SHIT UP BEFORE I RIP YOUR FUCKING SPINE OUT AND SODOMIZE YOUR MOTHER WITH IT.
>>26753209>>26753254More conspiracy psyduck!
>>26753275thats not what i said at allyour green text does not change my opinion what so ever, sorry.
More Venusaur, my friend's dad is a Venusaur.
>>26753254Doesn't Psyduck have like 3 hairs or something..?
>>26753343
Charidad is taking his anger at life out on you
>Green text is awesome.
>>26753367Dude that's Homer Simpson.
>>26753362
So is Pokedads the only /r9k/ meme ever?
What's the website for making those?
Someone make a Jigglypuff one, please. Jigglypuff is awesome.
this wasn't even funny with advice dog
>>26753399dad... ;_;
>>26753435
>>26753193Blastoise is like the Kenshiro of dads... ;_;
The lickitung ones are making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. There's something about them; I just hate them.
>>26753442FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>26753420Is that LSD paper?
>>26753420Venusaur = /v/ ?
>>26753193I've been away from /v/ for a good month and some change (we all know /v/ had turned to shit since the winter holiday back in decemeber), so I missed this meme apparently. My dad is 55% Venusaur, 45% Charizard.Blastoise dad brought tears to my eyes [no seriously, it did :,) ].
>>26753462That one doesn't match up with the others.It's too fierce in tone.
>>26753470It's because lickitung is pounding his son in the ass.
>>26753470refer to>>26753462
Do Nidoking
>>26753193I fucking lol'd
My dad is Blastoise. Sometimes Charizard. But mostly Blastoise.
Someone post "Be a 26 year old virgin" "Become expert on the ladies".
POST MORE COURAGE WOLFFUCK YES
>>26753470You should probably tell a teacher.
>>26753370
>>26753462Lickitung looks a lot like a downs child
>>26753452Why does this thread make me feel so sad? ;_;
>>26753474Nice try Van Houten, you're still not a meme.
Suddenly, Evil Walrus!
>>26753442OH GODDAMMIT, NOW I'VE GOT THE PARTY VAN ON MY ASS
>>26753420>420lolwut
My dad is...none of these.
>>26753558Holy shit
>>26753493Venusaur dad = ex-hippie/sort of deadbeat, but ultimately pretty cool.Not quite as cool as Blastoise dad, obviously.
>>26753564doing it wrong.also /r/ing a charizard compilation.
someone archive this wonderful thread
I want to be a Blastoise when I have kids...
>>26753462That's a poor one; it's too blatant, and as such isn't nearly as powerful.
Even though my dad is Blastoise, it still makes me sad reading those.But the Lickitung ones are just hilarious for some reason
>>26753510He should be one of those GOTTA WIN dad's.
>>26753597Is that a good idea, Courage Wolf?
For some reason these are a lot better than any of dog versions.
>>26753661"Get out there and practice more"?or"Why the fuck didn't you make it to home"?
>>26753398
>>26753698So, a pussier version of Charizard?
I must admit, I wouldn't have minded a Venusaur dad. Smoking weed and listening to 60's prog rock with your DAD must be quite an experience.>>26753597Courage Wolf does not work that way.
>>26753737Nidoking is a pussier version of nothing.
i like this memes.i reall ydo.
Suddenly, Roll.
I want to be a Blastoise when I have kids too...Blastoise is badass.
>>26753661It's one of those GOTTA WIN dads with shitton of money and bad actitude to anyone lesser than himThinking of Norman Osborn, don't know why
>>26753761I'll save you the suspense: You'll be a Venasaur
I had a charizard dad.I like to think I'd be a blastoise dad.
>>26753442FUCK YOU
